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luqihuadailingweidonghewangdeshunguolai,yilu,wangdeshunzuilizezezegebuting。
“zanbugaijiaoninqiqi,laofoyeai,ninfuzhedian,zanfuwubixudaowei!”wangdeshungoulouxiayao,taiqigebotuozheluqihuayoubei,jiamojiashide,xiangjilegonglidelaotaijian。
“xiaodezi,tongtou!”shuozhehualuqihuazhaohuliangrenjinlejiamen。zijiwangyimaojianqule。
“huo!zheiqipai,zheishuijingdadiaodenghei!ai,chouchou,zheizhenpidashafa,zheinengdangchuangshileba!”wangdeshunshenshoumosuozheshafayaner,**wangshangbilianglebiliang。wenzhehunshenneiguzixingshanweier,lengshimeirenxinzuoshangqu。
weidongpieleyanwangdeshunneiguzizuozuoyanger,yaoleyaotou,chaoketingnancedeluodichuangzouqu。
yangguangcongzhengmiandeluodidabolisashejinlai,sadaomaorongrongdeyuanxingditanshang,haiyoushangmianduidiezhedeyiduiyuanhuhudezuodianhebaisexiaozhuoshangkaidewangxingdeyicuculanheyicucubaidexiaohua。guangyingbanbo,touzheguziwenxin。
“niliangkankan,zheixieyifunengchuanma?”luqihuashoulihuangyouzhejijianyifuzoudaoshafabian。
“he,foye,jinwuzangjiaoa?”wangdeshunxielengzheyanwangyifushanglaihuipiao。
weidongmanyouyouzouguolai,meidengluqihuafabiao,shenshouchaowangdeshunhounaoshaolunleyibazhang:“niezhang!qifoyeyegandiaoxi,xianshenshangdeweierhaibugoubiezhi?”shuowanshunshoulaoguoluqihuashoulideyifufankan。
luqihuashouliyikong,yigezongshentiaoyuezhibenwangdeshunlailegeqianjinzhui,haibuwangyibianninggeboroulaigeyibaibashiduxiaoxuanzhuan,yibianzuishangbuting:“worangnijinwuzangjiao!rangnijinwuzangjiao!wohaimoucaihaiming,qishihuangyenixinbuxin?”
“aiyouzuzong,songshousongshou,wocuole,aiyou。”wangdeshunyibianzhengzhayibiantaorao。
“tazheiyishener,xiangmoucai,youdiankunnan。”weidongyouyoukaikou。
“哎**,你丫。”
“haidingzui?”payibazhang,“haifankang?”payouyibazhang,jiejieshishihudaowangdeshunhoubei,youshiyizhenzhiwaluanjiao。
“zheiliangjianer,xiexienige,huitouxihaolehaita。”chaoluqihuayangleyangshouliheiselianmaoweiyiheyitiaoheiseyundongku。weidongwen:“weishengjianzaina?woxianquxizao。”
“erlou,wolingniqu。”
“xianfangguoni!yihouzuishangzaimeigebamenerdekanbujiniqishihuangye!”luqihuayouehenhendeningleyibacaisuanwan。pailepaishoushangdehui,taijiaowangerlouzou。
wangdeshunsuishoulaolesheneryifugenshang,zuilibuwangpinyiju:“xielaofoyebushazhien!”
医院。
bingfangmenqingqingbeituikai,yigeaipangshenyingqiaoqiaonuojinlewu。
tazhuzuzaibingchuangqianxixikanzhechuangshangderener,shenshouxiaoxinyiyifumochuangshangrenerdetoufa。neizixidemoyangsihushengpanongchudiandongjinghuihefeitingzaihuabanshangdedie。
bihedaizheyangqizhaoyijiuzhuangzuoshuizhedeyangziananjingjingdetangzhe。
hebishengjielianjitiandezhetengxialai,zhenggerenwujingdacai。piaodaolairenduimian,yeananjingjingdaizhe,
“laoerdejinsuna,zheishishouleduoshaodezuie!kanzheixiaolianer~aiyou,xintengsilaoerlenia!”
“jiuzheidalianpanzi,zhababantianlengkanbujianyanzainaer,haixiaolianer?”bihemeirenzhufanlegedabaiyan。
何必胜“……”
“suna,laoergennishuo,laoerhenilaobukaopuyeyequjinibaolechoule!laoershuojinitingting,jinijiejieqi!”liucuiyingyibianqingqingmosuozhe‘hebisheng’toufayibianxiaoxiaoshengdeshuo。
“……neigeshuadaozineigexiaozi,laoerjitaliannaolegekaihua!gandongwojinsun,rangtayihoumeilianjianren!yibeizimeixiaoguniangganjia!rangtadayibeiziguanggun!nimeijiannilaoerzaipaichusuoneiqishi,dalerendouhaihengzhezou!keweifengle。neipaichusuodesuozhangdoujiwodiantouhayaode!niyezheihuiyebanlejianrenshier,nizhidaoniyezenmezhe?hei,baneibangchushengquansongqulaogaile!tingshuoshuadaodepanleguyisharen,dedunershiwunian。lingwaijigedoushibangxiong,yedoudedunqibanian。yaowoshuo,yinggaixianrangtamendaidagaomaoziyoujie,rengtamenyishenchoujidanlancaiyezi,zaiguanjinqulaogai!”
“jinsun,jieqibu?duile,nineijigexiaohuobanerdoumeishier,niyerangniwangshuqulinghuiqule,nibiexinshitamen,tamendouhaohaode。”
liucuiyingshouweiweizhandou,yaobeigouloudekuaiyaotieshang‘hebisheng’。hunzhuodeyanshenshenkanzhejinsundelian,shengpaxiayimiaoyanqianderenerjiufeile,jiukanbuzhele。“suna,yihouyushierkebunengzheimechongdongle,niyaoshichudianshenmeshiernishuoranglaoerkezenmehuo!”
hebishengtonghongleyankuang,yanleizhuzilaihuidazhuan,queyingshimeidiaochulai。
liucuiyingshouxinshunzheetou、meiyan、beibang,huanhuanwoshang‘hebisheng’deshou,buganyongli,zhiqingqingdemosuo。yibianzuoshangchuangbiandedengzi,liandixialai,tieshangshouxinliwenredebizijidayihaodeshou。eqianchanzashaoxubanboheifadeyinsiluoxialai,doushebudesongshouwanqi。
“xiaoshenga,gankuaihaoqilaiba!nishinanzihanle,dexuehuixintengrenle!ai,congnichushi,nikanzanzheiyidajiazi,xindoutidaosangziyanerle,meiyouyigerennenghuodesongkuai。laoerxintengni,laoeryexintengnima。nishuotajiunizheiyigeerzi,niyaochushier,nizheibushiyaotamingma!”
laotaitailianweiweitaiqi,menglongzheyanpiaoshangleihua,liangshouyijiumosuozheshouxinlidedashou,jijinwenrou。
“haier,niwangyishuonizaishoushushilideshihouneijiqidoufangqijingbaole,tamendoujuezhenisile,jiubuhuilaile,nimajiugenmozhengleside,shenmedoubuguanbugule,jiuyimenxinsijinizhi。guangnongxinzangdeneigeshenmecaozuojiujininonglelianglaixiaoshi。niwangyishuobangexiaoshiyaoshixinzanghaibutiaojibenshangjiubuxingle,jigeyishengdougennimashuofangqiba,nimajiushengshengjinitingguolaile。”
“neitianshoushunongleshisangexiaoshi,nimazhudao,wenwendangdangdejinizuowanleshoushu。kuachushoushushimenjiuyunguoqule。neilianggengebozhongdeculebanquan,taidoutaibuqilai。jintianzheidisitian,jiangjiangnazhekuaizinengbudiao。”
“xiaosheng,nimeijiannimaneilianse,neitianniyaoshimeijiuhuilai,nimayejiugenzheniqule。laoerzhendehaipaa!zheishizaiwanlaoerdexina!laoerlaole,meiyongle,huozhedepantoujiushikanzhenimendouhaohaode,pingpinganande。yaofeidechushenmeshier,laoertinimen!laoerzheimedanianjile,huogoubenle,sileyebukexi,nimendehaohaodea,tingjianmei?kuaidianhaoqilaihaobuhao?”
liucuiyinghongzheyankuangyibianxutaoyibianmolei。
hebishengpeizheliucuiyingconghaokudaochouqi,huanlebantian,manmancaganyanlei,taiqidalalebantiandetou,yilianyansurenzhen:“nijiaoshenmelaizhe?”
“wonaibihelaozu,nikechenghuwoweilaozu。”biheyetonghongzheyankuangchenjinzaibeishangli。tingdaohebishengshengyin,lengyixiashenhouhuidao。
hebishengzhishizhebihe:“nizhendemeibanfabashentihaijiwoma?”
“woqueshiyijinlichangshi!daoyou,wobingfeimoxiu,duanbuhuizuochuwuguduoshezhishi!rujinzheiyang,wohenbaoqian。”
“nei,wozenmeban?womeishenti,yihoujiuzhinengzheimepiaozhema?”hebishengwenzhe,yanjingliyimeiyouleshencai。
biheshenxikouqi,shuodao:“linghunzaiyangjianzhiketingliuqiri,fouze,huntishousun,zaixianganrantoutai,biannanle。”
“zheimeshuo,wojiushisilebei?”hebishengliekaizui,yanjiaohuaxialeizhu,xiaodebikuhaibeiliang。
bihechenmo,buzhigaishuoshenme。suifeibenyi,danbijingzaochengzheifanhouguo,zijiyenanciqijiu。
hebishengshijingbilebiyan,zaicikaikou:“laozu,woxiangqiuninjianshier。”yanlizhuangmankenqie。
“danshuowufang!”bihebeiganran,yeyansuqixinshenyuhebishengshenshichuanyin。
“tiwohaohaohuo,chengma?tiwohuowanzheibeizi!”shuozheyouhongleyankuang。
“可我……”
putong,hebishengmengdiguifuzaidi,etouzhuangshangdimian。“qiunile!”
biheshihaizhenzhan,xiayishidiantou。turanyishidaozuoleshenme,jiuhouhuizijidechongdong。
“xiexielaozu!xiexielaozu!”shuozhehuahebishengyanleibitiyoukaishiwangxialiu。
biheejiaotiaoletiao,xunlekuainengxiayandedifang,duihebishengshuodao:“daoyouqingxianbiejidaoxie。wosuidaying,danbijingniwoerrenxiangbieshenda,woqueshiwufazuodaoyudaoyouyibanrensheng。”
hebishengbabadingzhebihe。bihexiangfue,jiezheshuo:“xiuzhexuzundaoxin,yongwangqianxing!wohuiquanlihunijiarenanwei。yejiangyuzheifuqutinulihuozhe,zunxuncishijiezhiguize。danxiuzhendadao,juefeijinyouernvqingzhang,nikexuzhixiao!”
hebishengningmeisisuo:“nihuiganshenmezhengchangrenbunengjieshoudeshierma?”
“xiutukanke,weijisifu。nanmianyaorangnidejiarenduozengxieyouxinfannao。”biherenzhenjieshi。
“wozhinishiyipianxiaoxin。kejiyoubutong,wanghounanmianyourangniqinpengfanyouzhichu,shuqingshuzhong,nikekaolvqingchule?”
“laozu,zhiyaoshinulidehuo,tamenhuilijiede!woyiqiantaibudongshi,yihoujiubaituole!”hebishengzaiyigetouzhongzhongkexia。
bihetanqi,huanhuandianxiatou,shuodao:“hao。jiwugujieyonglenishenti,yeshuyifenyinguo。nihaiyouhexinyuanyibingshuolai,wonengbandejiuyibingyingchengle。”
“wojiuzheiyigexinyuan,qinglaozutiwohaohaoxiaojingzhangbei,bangfuxiongdi!tamenweiwofuchutaiduo,womeijihuibaodale,wuwa……”
“haole,biekule!”keke~bihedaduanhebishengdekuhao,shizaitingdenaorenerteng。
“jishiyinguo,wobianzaisongniyifenjiyuanba。”
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