haomenzongcaiticaidexiaoshuo《beicaiyuanhou，tachenglezongcaidexintoubao》，shizuozhe“muxiaoyunchu”jingxinbianxiede，gaishuzhongdeguanjianrenwushilinzhiyinshenlin，jingcaineirongjieshao：zaijianmian，taxinlihenbuan，haipazaicibeitachanshang。zhengdunfan，zoukaimeiyoutiqidaxueshiduilinzhiyinzuoguodeguofenshi，daoshikankanertanzheisanniantazaizimeitiliru……
“轻点。”
hunandefangjianli，liangdaoshenyingzaichuangshangqinmijiuchan。
bicidehuxishengchanraozaiyiqi。
qingdaonongshi，linzhiyintaishoufushangnanrendebakuaifuji，wangzheyanqianjunshuaidelian。
chuntiezainanrendeerbian，jiaodao：“henhenjiwo……”
nanrendeyanjinglimabiandexinghong，gujiefenmingdeshouzhikouzhutadexiyao，qingshenershang。
滴滴滴……
guanjianshike，naozhongxiangqi。
linzhiyinmengdizhengkaiyanjing，wangzhetianhuaban，xinyoubugandechuichuang。
差一点！
tajiuzaimengzhongyunanshenqinmi……
结合了。
jinsannianlai，tameigeyuelaidayimazhiqiandouhuizuozheiyangdemeng。
mengzhongdenanrenshitasannianqianzaidaxuebiyedianlishangyijianzhongqingdenanshen，gengshitaxianzaijiuzhigongsizongbudedalaoban。
jintianshidalaobanlaifengongsikaiyuelihuidezhongyaorizi。
linzhiyinzhuajinqichuangxishu，teyihualejingzhidezhuangrong，xuanleyitaochunselianyiqunhuanshang。
juwangyoumenshuo，dalaobanxihuanqingchunnvdaxiaohua。
穿纯色，准没错。
taganglaidaogongwei，tongshixiaoyujiucoudaotamianqian，dishengwendao：“zhiyin，nishangzhoudishangqudiaorenzongbudeshengzhishenqingyoujieguolema？”
“buzhidao，haimeichakanyoujian。”
linzhiyinyibiandakaidiannaoyibianhuida，gangdengshanggongzuohao，pangbiandenvtongshimendunshizaodongqilai，yigegecouzaiyiqi，baguaqilai。
nvtongshia：“tingshuolema，zanmendalaobanyaodinghunle，duifangkeshijingchengsidameinvzhiyidesongchushuang。”
nvtongshib：“songchushuangkeshisongjiazhangnv，weilaishiyaozhangquansongshijituandenvdalao。”
nvtongshic：“meinvpeishuaige，qianjinpeifushao，qiangqiangjiehe。”
linzhiyintingzhetongshimenbaguadeshengyin，wozheshubiaodeshoudunzhu。
tazaozhidaozijizaixinlimomoanlianlesanniandenanshen，youchaoyirijianghuihebiedenvrenjiehun，zhishimeixiangdaoqinertingdaotayaodinghundexiaoxishi，xinhuicitong。
xiaoyuzaitapangbiandigudao：“zhenmeixiangdaodalaobanxihuandeshisongchushuangneizhongbadaodanvzhu，buzhidaotamenliangjiehunhou，sheizhusheipu。”
linzhiyinxiangxiangzheyingqishuaiqidedalaobanchuanzheleisihuabianweiqunzaichufangweisongchushuangzuofandehuamian。
心里只觉得违和。
dalaobanzaitaxinzhong，shichubukejidegaolingzhihua。
tadongledongshouzhi，diankaizuixinyoujian。
jiemiandankai，yingruyanliandebushidiaorenshenqingtongguo，ershiyifengcituitongzhishu！
linzhiyindedanaoshunjiandangji，shunganqingtianpili！
tazaishenshifengongsiqinqinkenkengongzuosannian，lianshengbingledouyijiujianchidaogang，weidejiushigongzuomansanniannengdiaorenquzongbu，lidalaobangengjinyixie。
wanwanmeixiangdao，sannianmanqin，huanlaidequeshiyizhicituitongzhishu！
laotianyeshidongdenvetade！
gangdezhianliannanshenyouweihunqi，xianzaiyoushoudaocaiyuantongzhishu，jianzhishibatawangsilinve！
xiaoyujianlinzhiyinmeifanying，yushidihuandao：“zhiyin，zhiyin，xiangshenmeni？”
linzhiyinlianmangguandiaoyoujian，kuchengzhedao：“mei，meishenme……”
xiaoyumeifajuetaliansebuhao，laqitajiuwangdahuiyishizouqu。
zuilishuozhedaozibandehua，zhazailinzhiyindexinshang：“zhiyin，dengnidiaoquzongbu，shengzhijiagongzilekebiewanglewoe。”
dahuiyishinei，quanyuangongjinsheng。
jituandalaobanzaifengongsilingdaodeyongcuxia，kuankuanburuhuiyishi。
shenlinchuanzheheibaitiaowenchenshan，heisexiku，shouwanshangdaizhexiandingkuanmingbiao，jiandandezhuangshu，jiangtayushengjulaidedeqinglengguiqijinxian。
biliangshangjiazhejinsiyanjing，jingpiandixiashiyishuangruyingbandeheimou。
yingtingbiliangxia，shibubobuhoudechun，zaidengguangxiafanzhemirendeguangze。
linzhiyinchichiwangzhejinzaiyanqiandeshenlin，huixiangqimengzhongtazhaidiaoyanjing，jiangtadizaiweishengjianshenqingsuowen，yaotaguaiguaizuotanvrendehuamian。
jintianguohou，tajiuzhendezhinengzaimengzhongyutaxianghuile。
lianmeigeyuekaiyuangongdahuicainengyuanyuandijianshangyimiandejihuiyemeiyoule。
tayuta，chechedidimeijiaojile。
taxinzhongailiandeta，bujiudejianglaijiuhuichengweibiegenvrendelaogongle。
momingde，yizhongbeishangdeshilianganzhanjutadexin。
yuangongdahuijieshu，qitarendouyijingfanhuigongwei，zhiyoulinzhiyinyigerendaizuozaiweizhishang。
tazhalezhafanhongdeyanjing，tanlandewangzheshenlinlikaidebeiying，xinlimomodiyuzheigegongzuolesanniandefengongsigaobie，yuanlianlesanniandetagaobie。
renshizhuanyuanyuetatancituibuchang，tameiduoyaoyifenqian，zhiwenduifang，weihetadijiaodiaorenshenqinghou，huibeicitui。
renshizhuanyuanpingshiyulinzhiyinjiaoqingshenhao，haoxintixingshitadezuilefengongsifuzeren，weiyidediaorenmingebeilingwaigehuodechuqudenvtongshinadao，ertazebeicaiyuan。
linzhiyinmengranxiangqi，shanggeyuebumenjucanshi，bumenzongjianjiejiuyishenchuxianzhushouxiangmotadatui，beitadangzhongjiechuandeshi，xiangbibumenzongjianyizhihuaihenzaixin，yaobatachudiao。
yaojiehundenanshen，yaokaohuochuqushenticainengdiaorenzongbudegongzuo，buyaoyeba！
tahuidaogongwei，nachugouwudaijiangshuyuzijidewupindabaodaizou。
linzouqian，xiaoyuyuetawanshangyiqiqujiubahejiu，tawanjule。
zhijuedetouhunnaozhang，xianghuiquhaohaoshuiyijue。
hunhuneezhong，tatajinlezhiyougaocenglingdaocainengdachengdevipzhuanshudianti，lianyanjingdoumeitai，xiaoshengninandao：“mafanbangwoanyixia1ceng，xiexie。”
dichenhunhoudesangyinzaitatoudingxiangqi：“nishixinruzhideyuangong？”
linzhiyingangxiangfuyandengyisheng，quezaitingdaoshuxideshengyinshi，mengrantaitoukanqu，yingruyanliandeshiyueyuechuxianzaitamengzhongdegaolengjinyujunlian。
zheishisannianlai，tadiyicirucijinjulidekanta。
tadepifu，bitaxiangxiangzhehaiyaoxini。
tadechun，bitaxiangxiangzhehaiyaowenluqingxi。
tashenshang，touzheyigudandandeqingcaoxiangwei。
zhuliyanqiandeta，bimengzhongdeta，yaogengmeihuorenxin。
yixiangdaozheiyicijianghuishizuihouyicijianta，taneixinturanyongqiyigumomingdechongdong。
tameikongzhizhuzheifenchongdong。
chongshangquhuanzhushenlindebojing，dianqijiaojianwenshangtadechun。
她没有接吻的经验。
mofangzhemengzhongyutaqinwendeyangzi，buguanbugudeyaozhetadechunshitan。
keyanqianren，quebuxiangmengzhongneibanreqingjilie。
tagangxianghoutui，chunbeifengjian，mengzhongreliedeshejiangtachanzhu、dizaidiantilijiashenliewen。
jiaozhuodewen，aimeideqixi，jiangtatuantuanweizhu。
yishizhijian，linzhiyinyouxiepiaopiaoran，fenbuqingshimenghaishixianshi。
zhuoredeshou，buanfendefushangchenshan，chujidaojieshidefujishi，taqingshengninan，zhudonglazheduifangdeshou，kouzaitaxiyaoshang，kewangbicinengtiedegengjin，bicidehuxibiandejicu……
“1层到了。”
diantidejixienvshengxiangqi，linzhiyinshunjianjingxing，yishidaozijiganggangqiangwenleshenlinshi，tadunshimanliantonghong，chenzhediantimendakai，batuijiupao。
电梯内。
zhulijingkongbuyi，tagenzaishenlinshenbianliunian，shenlinzongshiyifulengbingbing，bujinnvsedejinyumoyang。
meixiangdaoganggangjingranhuihefengongsinvzhiyuanfengkuangrewen……
好疯狂，好**！
tayanleyankoushui，kanzheyijinghongwendezijialaoban，kekebabawen：“shen，shenzong，yaobuyaobangninbaojing？”
shenlinzhenglihaochenshankouzi，zhifumosuochunban，zuijiaoweigou，moudizangzheyiyouweijindeyu。
talenglengpielezhuliyiyan。
助理：“？？？”
zijialaobanzheishishayisi？
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