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第五章

wodehuilongjueshuidemimihuhudeyizhizaizuomeng。

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“ganmani！bushigaiweiaibadaomayongshi！kankanwo！wocaishinimenzhengqiangdeduixiangwei！”

neiyisangzihaodehouguanfama，jingzhijiebawocongmenglijizhenxingle，hunhuneedekanleyiyanchuangwaihaiqingguangbairide，zhuanguoshenyoujixushuilequ。

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wojiuzheimebaozhebuxinxietaliangjuranbuqiangzijidexintai，meicixingleganjinshuiquxiayiji，wanyicuoguoleliangxiongdiweiwozhengdetoupoxueliudeshuangdianqibushihenkui。

zuihouzhengyanshibeiyizhenlianmianbujuedemenlingchaoxingde，wofandeyaosi，fanlaifuquzaichuangshanggunlehaojiquanyoumengtouxiangshuiquezenmeyeshuibuzhele。

womeishenmepengyou，zheiliangniangenzhouchenzaiyiqizhihoujialigengshimeirenlaiguo，woxiangzhezaoshangcaijiaozhouchengunlebuzhiyuxianzaijiumeilianmeipidehuilaiba？bachengshituixiao。

nulixuleneimejiudeshuangmengbeidaduan，pianpianmenlinghaizaineierbuzhisihuodeyizhixiangyizhixiang，wozhijiecongchuangshangbengqilaiguangzhejiaolakaimen。

“wuyebushibuzhunwairenjinxiaoquma？sheifangnijinlaide？”

刚吼完我就懵了。

kanjianzhounanzhengtizhelianggechaoshidadaizigangadizhanzaimenkou，xushitingdaowodehua，jiongliangliangdeyanjinganlexialai。

yeqiahaozaicishi，diantikouzhengchulaigebihudelinju，yinggaiyetingdaolewodehousheng，zhengniutouwangxiangwomendefangxiang。

场面更加尴尬。

zhounangengzhebozijiangyingdishuodao：“danidianhuameijie，wogenbiedeyezhuhoubianerjinlaide。”

woyebeilinjumianmianxiangqudejimiaokandeliandoumale，laguoren：“jinlaishuo。”

zhounanjinlemenquezhanzaiyuandibudong，yanjingzhigougoudidingzhedishanghuluanbaifangdetuoxieshang。

“有人来过？”

woyikan，jialiweierdenanshituoxiezhengwaiqiniubadehengzailuzhongjian，xiangqizhouchenzaoshangzoudekuangzao，juranlianjialidetuoxiedoubeibaoliduidai，gangyaxiadeqiyoufantengleyidian。

“shizhehuihun，zhaowochalaizhe。”

zhounandingzhewojingzhilejimiao，zhangzhezuiyouyuzhexiangshuobushuode，zuizhonghaishimeishenmebiaoqingde“ng”leyisheng，faxianwozhengguangzhejiaoya，dunxiaquxiantiwochuanlexie。

wobuhaoyisidiyibiantaijiaoyibianchaoqiangshangdezhongkanleyiyan，liudianbanlea，youxiechayizijijuranweilexumengshuileyitian。

“nibushangkema？zenmezheihuierlaile？”

zhounanbadaizifangzhuoshang，zhuanshenlaguowoquanzaihuaili，“wanshangmeike，wolaidiebeizi。”

diebeizi？doutemezaiwomenglidieyitianlehaidie？

wofaxianqingxuzheidongxihuizhuanyi，zuotiankanzhounanhaihaohaode，jintianzhouchenlaileyitang，yougentaliangxiongdizaimenglitongkuangtaijiu，jiyidianjianzhizaogaotoule，tibuqixingzhiquyingfu。

yingzhetoupizhengkai，bahuatiyinxiangzhuoshangdechaoshikoudai。

“买的什么？”

zhounanshoushangkongle，shenselengdeyouxiemingxian。

danhaozaimeijiuzhewodetaidubufang，lakaidaizi：“chide，wokannibingxiangdoumeishenmedongxi。”

“xiexiea，duoshaoqianwozhuanni。”

wokanyemeikandaizijiuqunachajishangdeshouji，faxianmeidianzhihoubaoqiandizhuantou，“shoujimeidianle，denghuiwochongshangdianzhuanjini。”

zhounanyiyanbufadicumeikanzhewo，biaoqingyincecede，mingxianduiwodelimaoheshuliyouxiebugaoxing。

genzuoriwanquanliangmianpaidetaiduwobuxindidikanbudong。

kerenjiushihoulianpideshayebuwen，fanerziguzidiningshangdaiziqulechufang。

wokanzhetazaichufangmanghuodebeiyingxinliyizhenfandu，didiyixiakejiubenlaizhaowo，haimaineimeduodongxi，xiangqizuowandewencunqishishikaixinde，danyouxiangqitagezaoshangshuodeneixiehua，jiushirenbuzhubaqingxuzhuanyidaozhounanshenshang，zenmeyereqingbuqilai。

zhouchenshuode“fenshoucaijitian，nihaibushigenbierenshuidelisuodangrande。”

zheijuhuayizhizainaozilitiao。

haoxiangshizheimehuishi，ruguozhendeaidebudeleweishenmeyizhuantoujiunenggenbiedenanrenshuineimexiang，fenshoule，suoyixingweishangshimeiyoudaodebaihuaide，keganqingshangni？duizhouchendeaihaoxiangyemeiyouzijishuodeneimejiandingba，buranzenmehuishuidexiaqu？

rujinbuguangshuile，guanjianhaishuidetingxiangshou，kanzhedidikuanjianzhaiyaonanaerdoushuaideqiadaohaochudebeiying，zheiyimiao，edehaizhenbushiduzi，shizuowanneishisuizhiweidechan...

“在想什么？”

zhounanbuzhidaoshenmeshihouzoudaowoshenbian，shenchushou，yongzhijiantiaoshunlewotoudingluanpengpengdetoufa。

youneimejixiashouzhidouguadaoleetou，qingqinglveguo，guaiyangyangde。

“meishenme，”wonaolenaobeitashouzhicengdaodedifang，“shuimihule，fahuidai。”

turanbeizhounanlanguoyao，touhaibeianjinlehuaili，woyoudianmeng，hailaibujifanyingjiutingjiantoudingchenchendeshengyin。

“woaoletuigutang，zuowantingnishuotuiteng，bubu。”

“……”

什么逻辑...

tuitengshizenmelaidetahuibuzhidao？

wobaiyanzaifan，danzuijiaoquezaixiao。

yiqianzuofandedoushiziji，meitiandingzhezhouchendeshentizhuangkuanggenzhizhidaoweizhezhangfuzhuandezhufusideyanjiucaipujitabushenti，xianzaituranmaochugerenlaiguanxinzijihaitingshouyongde。

“jiejieshentibuxinga，caijicijiushuileyitian，xinxibuhuidianhuabujiede，haiwoshangkedoubuzhuanxin。”

mianduizhounanxiaoyuanfusidemaiyuan，woyizhenchenmo。

zheihuatingqilaizenmeneimeni？womenyebuguocairenshiyitianba，suishuolajinbicijulideshiqinggaizuodedouzuole，danshenfenshangdingduosuangeyiyeqing，jiusuanxianzaierpengtoubuyehaishenmedoumeizuoma，shuoshi**douhenmianqiang。

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“你…饿了？”

“嗯，饿一天了。”

woshuodeeshizhiwei，danzhounandebiaoqingmingxianbushi，liandongzuoyebushi。

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woyanleyanhoulong，yidongbudongdehezhounanduishizhe，neishuangmouzitaixieqile，zhigougoudexiangsuohunyiyangdingderenshuobuchuhualai。

chenmoyouchenmo，mosuoyoumosuo。

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“别…别碰。”

wobeineimeyijilianshuohuadeqidoubuwenle。

zhounanzhijiebawotuijinleshafa，shengyinyouyayoupiao，dizhanzhandedaidiansidebutingwangerduolizuan。

“wobupeng，jiucuocuo。”