yiwanjiededoushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《bangdingchuanchengzhongyixitong,wochengchaohuomingyi》shi“baochichenmo”deqingxinzhizuo,shuzhongzhurengongshiliukangyangxiaoxuan,xiaoshuogushijianshushi:liukangjurankaiyao,zhikaiqitiande,jiaqianhaimeiyouquyiyuanzuoyiciweichangjinggao!budayihuier。liukanggenjudingjianyaofang,banganyabazhongyaozhuahaole。……
guozhurenyouxieganga,zuoweiyimingxiyi,tazhidaoyoudeyixiezhongyilihai,danyemeixiangdaojuranhuirucidelihai!
zaiyangxiaoxuanmeilaijianchazhiqian,tahairangyangxiaoxuanfangkuanxin,juedenayourenmoyimomai,jiunengzhidaoyoumeiyouzhangdongxide!
danxianzai,kandaopianzishangdejieguo,tayebuzhidaoruhejieshi!
“yangxiaojie,nibiedanxin,nizheisuiranzhangleyigebuguizedeliuzi,danshibuda,sihaomi,yibanlaishuo,bahaomi,bahaomiyishangdeliuzi,womencaijianyizuoshoushunadiao!”
yangxiaoxuanzhenglileyixiaqingxu:“neinideyisishi,jiwokaidianyao?”
“bububu,zanshixianbuyaochiyao,dingqiguancha,sangeyuefucha,ranhouzaizuopanduan!”
yangxiaoxuanyiting,zhijiefengle!
什么意思?
意思是就等死呗?
“yisheng,paidepianzizainishouli,nimingkandaowozhangdongxile,niweishenme.....”
guozhurenfulefuyanjingxiaodao:“xiaoguniang,nishizhangliuzile,danzaiwomenyishengjuede,nizheigeliuzizanshimeiyoushenmedaai,buyongguodudezhiliao,sangeyue,sangeyueyihouzailaifuchajiuxing!”
十分钟后!
yangxiaoxuanyibiankuzhebizi,yibianzaihuijiadelushangbotongdeguimideshoujihaoma!
“嘟嘟嘟!”
手机响了两声!
“喂!”
“wuwuwu,wuwuwu!”
tingdaoyangxiaoxuandekusheng,guimijiaojidewendao:“zenmele,zenmelexuanxuan,nibiekua,youshenmeshierhaohaoshuo!”
“wo,wo,wozhendebeineigezhongyishuozhongle,wozhendezhanglegeliuzi!”
“啊?”
闺蜜直接震惊了!
“bu,buhuiba,yigexiaozhongyi,jiuneimeyimomai,jiu,jiunengmochunizhangliuzile?”
yangxiaoxuanhongzheyankuangweiqubabadeshuodao:“shia,guanjianyishengshuoxianzailiuzitaixiao,buyongzhiliao!”
guimiyiting,songlekouqi!
“neinijiutingyishengdebei!”
“neiwozheiliuzizenmeban,tajiuxiangshigedingshizhadanyiyang,wojiupa......”
yueshuoyuebengkui,shuodaozhei,yangxiaoxuanyoukule!
她实在想不通。
pingchangzijijianshen,yinshiguilvjiankangdeyigeren,zenmehuidezhongliude,haishibutaiguizedezhongliu?
butaiguizeyiweizheshenme?
那就是癌了!
xiangdaozhei,yangxiaoxuanzuoleyigejueding:“woyaoqukanzhongyi!”
“什么?”
guimijingyaleqilai,erhourenzhendeanfudao;“xuanxuan,shi,neigezhongyiyimomaishimochulenizhangdongxile,dan,dannirangtazhi,takenengmeibanfa,zaishuole,yiyuandeyishengdoushuozanshimeishier,nijiubieduoxiangleha!”
“buxing,wojiuyaoquzhaota,xiangualeang!”
yangxiaoxuangualedianhua,zhunbeiqianwangliukangzhongyiguan!
此刻。
tianseyijingshiwanshangle,daoledifangyihou,yangxiaoxuanyikan,faxianyijingxiabanle!
“haoba,zhinengmingtianlaile!”
shiwangdeyangxiaoxuanhuidaojia,youyuzijiyigerenzhu,yuedaiyuejiaolv,meibanfazhinengkaizhibohefensiliaoliaotianhudongyixia,laihuanjiejiaolv!
wanshanghaoa,zhubo,qukanyishenglema?
zhubo,weishenmekannixinqingbutaihaoa?
wanshanghaoxuanxuan,yishengzenmeshuo,neigezhongyishibushipianrende?
肯定是骗人的啦!
主播说话啊!
.....
看着直播间的弹幕。
yangxiaoxuanpibeidedazhezhaohu;“halou,baozimen,benlaizheijianshiershibuxianggendajiashuode,dankandaodajianeimeguanxin,wohaishishuoyixiaba,woquyiyuanpailegect,yishengshuowoyoufeixiayedequeyouyigebutaiguizedezhongliu?”
刷!
此话一出。
直播间瞬间炸裂
????zhubo,nimeikaiwanxiaoba?
zenmekenenga,tajiuneimeyimomai,jiuzhendemodaonizhangzhongliule,zheiyaoshizhende,tahaibudeshihuatuoa!
xiaoxuanjiejie,nishuohuaa,yanbuyanzhong,womendoujisile!
woqu,zheiyisheng,taishenleba!
shenshenmeshen,jiushixiamaozhuangdaosihaozilebei!
neiyishengshuozenmezhiliaolema?
......
“yishengshuowozheigebutaiguizedezhongliuhaibudaoyilimi,dengzhangdaoyilimiyihou,zaigansheyebuchi!”
杨小萱回答!
woqu,xianzaiyishengdouzheiyanglema!
shenmejiaohaibudaoyilimi,dengdaoyilimi,nei,neibujiuwandanle!
yishengyouyishengdexiangfa,tingyishengdemeicuo!
tingyishengdeshimeicuo,danyebunengzheiyangwanba!
“好了大家!”
yangxiaoxuantanlekouqi:“wozhunbeimingtianzaiquneigezhongyiguankankan,tashuorangwoquzhaota,tayoubanfa!”
sheia,sheiyoubanfa,zhongyia?
woqu,zhubonimeikaiwanxiaoba,tahuoxushiyigelihaidezhongyi,danxianzaizhongyizhiliaozhongliu,meiyouxiyilihai!
wodagu,qiannian,zhichangai,qukanzhongyi,helebannianzhongyao,zuihouhaishizoule,ruguodangshitingyishengde,jiuhaole!
sheishuozhongyibuxing,wobiaojiu,tajiushihezhongyaohehaode!
zhongyishilihai,danyudaohaozhongyihennanzhidaoma!
jiushi,zuotianneigezhongyikanzhetingnianqingde,tamomaishilihai,danninengbaozheng,tazhibingjiulihaima?
duia,yuqiquzhaotakan,burutingyishengde,dengzhangdaoyilimizaiquyiyuannadiao!
“haoledajia,wozhidaodajiadouweiwohao,danwozhishixiangmingtianqushiyishi,kankantayoushenmebanfa!”
yangxiaoxuanshuowan,zhibojiandedanmudoushiguanxinde!
enya,xuanxuanjie,biehaipa,youwomendepeiban,niyidinghuizouchuheian,yingjieguangmang,jiayouya!
呃呃,楼上好中二!
主播加油!
主播加油!
kanzhedajiaweizijiguli。
yangxiaoxuangandongdeyankuangyixiajiuhongle!
youhefensimenliaoleyihuiertianjiuguanlezhibo。
第二天!
tayidazaodejiulaidaoleliukangdeyiguan!
“医生!”
“嘻嘻,来了?”
刘康笑呵呵的问道。
杨小萱一下就懵了!
ni,nizheigedangyishengde!
mingzhidaowozhangzhongliule,nihaixiaohehede,youmeiyoudiantongqingxin!
yangxiaoxuanxinlixiangzhe,danzuishangmeinanshuo。
“yisheng,wo,woqupailect,shangmianxianshi,wodeyoufeixiayeguozhenzhanglegezhongliu!”
liukangdiandiantou:“wojiushuoma,yishengshibushirangnizhangdaoyilimicaizuoshoushu?”
“对,对对对!”
“heng,dengzhangdaoyilimi,jiuwanle!”
yangxiaoxuanjinzhangxixidewen:“nei,neizenmeban?”
“别害怕!”
liukangdandandeshuodao:“wojinixiegefangzi,nizhuadianyao,heshangbangeyuequyiyuancaifuchayixia,baozhengzhongliujiumeiyoule!”
“啊?”
一听刘康这么说。
杨小萱惊掉了下巴!
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