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yiqiankanguohenduoleisidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，dan《bangdingchiguaxitonghou，wozaiyulequanshafengle》zheibuzhenderangwotingbuxialai，juqingbusutao，rensheyehenxinying。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:xinlichengshounengliduanliandexiangdangbucuo。danyanqianzheichaozirandeyimu，haishichaochuletaderenzhifanchou。“suoyi，……

精彩章节

nizhaozhaobangdinglechiguaxitong，diyigeguajiuchidaozijitoushang——「dingyuzuowanmengyoupashangnidechuang，

haidunangzhezhaozhaohaoxiang。」tajingkongdikanxiangjingtouqiangaolengjinyudedingliu，duifangerjianshunjianhongtou。

houlaizongyizhiboxianchang，xitongturanbaojing：「zhuyi！yingdizainikafeilijiale**！」

nizhaozhaofanshoubabeizisaijidingyu：「gegehezheige，tebietian。」

dangwanresouzhale：#dingyuyushichonglengshuiliangxiaoshi#tabatadizaiqiangjiaoyaoyaqiechi：「bangdingxitonglebuqi？

xianzaigaiqingsuanwomenzhijiandejubenle。」---lingchensandian，nizhaozhaobeiyizhenjianruidetoutongjingxing，

fangfoyougengangzhencongtaiyangxuezhizhizhajinnaosui。tawuzhenaodaiquansuozaijiudianrouruandedachuangshang，

chuangwaishihengdianyongyuanxuanxiaohoucanyudejijing，shineizhiyoukongdiaodichendewengming。bushiganmao，

bushiaoyedehouyizheng。zheizhongganjue，gengxiangshi……naozilibeiqiangxingsaijinleshenmedongxi。

【ding——jiancedaoheshisuzhu，linghunbodongpipeidu99.9%，

‘yulequanchiguaxitong’bangdingzhong……】yidaohaowuganqingdedianziyin，zhijiezaitaluneixiangqi。

nizhaozhaoshunjianjiangzhu，shuiyiquanwu。huanjue？yalitaidachuxianhuantingle？【bangdingchenggong！suzhunizhaozhao，

huanyinglaidaoguatian，nishikuailedecha！benxitongjiangweinintigongyulequanzuixin、zuijingbao、zuisimidedujiagualiao，

zhuninchengfengpolang，zouxiangrenshengdianfeng！

】nizhaozhao：“……”tachangshizhezainaozilihuiying：“……shenmedongxi？jiebang！like！mashang！

”【jinggao：qiangxingjiebangkenengdaozhisuzhunaoshenjingyongjiuxingsunshang，

bianchengshenghuobunengzilide**e~qin~】nizhaozhaoshenxiyikouqi，gaosuzijiyaolengjing。

zuoweiyulequanyigeyibaibashixiankaiwai、zhengzhazaiwenbaoxianshangdexiaotouming，

shucishijingbeiqiaoqiangjiao、jiaosebeijiehu、shenzhibeilaqujidanghongxiaohuadangbeijingbanhaiyaobeiyanyatonggaodezaoxinshi，

xinlichengshounengliduanliandexiangdangbucuo。danyanqianzheichaozirandeyimu，haishichaochuletaderenzhifanchou。“suoyi，

nidaodiyoushenmeyong？”tarenmingdiwen。【chiguaa！】xitongdedianziyinsihudaishangleyisixingfen，

【shangdaodingliuyinhunshengzi，xiadaohukakoujiaowabi，zhiyounixiangbudao，meiyoubenxitongwabuchudegua！

zuoweixinshoufuli，songshangyigejinjulirehugua，

qingchashou——】yigexunide、sanfazhedandanjinguangdejuanzhouzaitayishishenchuhuanhuanzhankai，

shangmianfuxianchujixingzi。【chiguaduixiang：dingyu。】nizhaozhaoxintouyitiao。dingyu？

neigehetatongzai《xingguangzhilv》zongyijuzu，yigaolengjinyuzhucheng，fensibianbuquanqiu，

duoduojiaoyulequandouyaodousandoudedingliunanshen？tanengyoushenmegua？tapingzhuhuxi，

zixi“kan”xiangjuanzhoushangdewenzi。【gualiao：dingyuyuzuorilingchen2dian17fenzhi4dian08fen，

chuyushendumengyouzhuangtai。qijian，talikaizijide1008fangjian，

zhunquewuwudizoudaonide1012fangmenkou（beizhu：jiudianfangmensuonianjiushixiu，cunzaianquanyinhuan，

yifankuijijiudianguanliceng）。jinrufangjianhou，tazainichuangqianjingliningshi3fen14miao，suihouzirantangxia，

zhanjuchuangpuzuoceweizhi，bingyunitongchuanggongzhenyue1xiaoshi31fenzhong。guochengzhong，

”（fu：3dhuanraolitishengyuanyinzhongxian）】nizhaozhao：“……”taganjuezijidexueyeshunjianchongshangletouding，

zhenggenaodaiwengwengzuoxiang，lianjiatangdenengjianjidan。zuotianlingchen？mengyou？tongchuanggongzhenyigebanxiaoshi？

hai……haishuotahaoxiang？！tamengdiniutou，kanxiangfangjianzuoce——neizhangdachuangdelingyiban。zhentoupingzheng，

chuangdanmeiyousihaozhezhou，wanquankanbuchuzuoyecengyourenqinzhandehenji。kexitongtigongdexijietaiguozhenshi，

neiguruoyousiwude、shuyudingyudelengliesongmuxiangqi，cikefangfozaiciyingraozaibijian。

guaibudetazuotianzaoshangxinglaijuedeyichangpibei，haoxiangbanyebeiguiyachuangleyiyang！

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diertian，《xingguangzhilv》zongyiluzhixianchang。zheishiyidangjilvyou、maoxian、jingjiyuyitidezhenrenxiu，

nizhaozhaoshikaozhejingjirenzhuangdayuncaisaijinlaidetibujiabin，erdingyuzeshijiemuzuzhongjinqinglaidezhenchangzhibao。

luzhijianxi，nizhaozhaozuozaijiaoluodexiuxiyishang，shoulipengzhejuben，

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tachuanzhejiemuzutongyideshenlanseyundongtaozhuang，shenzitingba，celianxiantiaolengyingliuchang。

cikezhengweichuizheyanjietingdaoyanshuohua，shenqingdanmoshuli，zhoushendousanfazheshengrenwujindeqichang。zenmekan，

doushineigegaogaozaishang、wanmeidebusifanrendedingliudingyu。

heneigebanyemengyoupachuang、haidunangzhe“haoxiang”debiantai（huadiao）……mengyouhuanzhe，jianzhipanruoliangren！

sihushiganshoudaoletaguoyu“zhuore”deshixian，dingyuhurantaiyan，zhunquewuwudibuzhuodaoletademuguang。

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ranhou，tamianwubiaoqingdiyikaishixian，zhishiwurenzhuyidao，taneiyanzaisuifaxiadeerkuo，

yirouyankejiandesudu，xunsumanshangyicengfeihong，yizhimanyandaobojing。nizhaozhaonaozili“hong”deyisheng，

xitongshishidibengchulai，yonghaowubolandedianziyinbobao：【jiancedaomubiaorenwu‘dingyu’xinlvbiaosheng，

tibiaowendushenggao，jubumaoxixueguankuozhang，fuherenlei‘haixiu’‘jiongpo’shenglitezheng。

guanliangualiao：zuoyemengyoushijian，kexindutishengzhi99%。】nizhaozhao：“……”xiexie，genggangale。

jiexialaideluzhi，nizhaozhaoquanchengjingshengaodujinzhang，yifangmianyaonuliwanchengjiemuliucheng，

lingyifangmianhaiyaoshiketifangzhemouweidingliude“yejianxingdong”。tashenzhitoutouquzhaolejiudianqiantai，

qianglieyaoqiugenghuanmensuo，dedaoduifang“yishangbao，huijinkuaichuli”deguanfangdafuhou，

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dingyuyijiushineigejingtouqiangaoleng、huashao、yewunenglichaoqiangdewanmeiouxiang，

chuleouerhuizainizhaozhaobuxiaoxinliangqiangshixiayishishenshoufuyiba（suihoulikesongkai），

huozaifenzuyouxishi“qiahao”hetafendaoyizu（bingdailingduiwuqingsonghuosheng）wai，meiyourenheyichang。

nizhaozhaoshenzhikaishihuaiyi，neitianwanshangde“gua”shibushixitongchubugchanshengdehuanjue。

zhidaoyicihuwaijingjihuanjie，tayinweitilibuzhiluozaizuihou，dingyubuzhiheshifanghuanlejiaobu，zouzaitashence。

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”henqingdelianggezi，querangnizhaozhaoxintoumomingyitiao。tataitou，

zhikandaotaxiantiaoliuchangdexiahexianhexunsuyikaidemuguang。

【ding——shishigualiao：dingyuneixinos：tadeshouzhou……haoxi。liansezheimebai，

jiemuzuanpaiderenwushibushitaizhongle？wanshangrangzhulijitasongdianyingyangpin？yongshenmeliyou？

jiushuo……jiemuzutongyifafang？】nizhaozhao：“？？？”tamengdikanxiangdingyu，

duifangyijinghuifuleyiguandelengjunmoyang，fangfogangcaineijuneixinoshetatingdaodediyudoushitadecuojue。

zheixitong……hainengqietingxinsheng？！nizhaozhaoganjuezijideshijieguanzaicibeishuaxinle。zongyizhiboxianchang，

anliuyongdong。jintianshi《xingguangzhilv》deyicizhongyaozhiboluzhi，didianzaiyichufengjingyirendedujiacun。

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sansanliangliangdizuozaibuzhijingmeidelutianxiuxiquxianliao。jingtoufensanbuzhuozhegeweimingxingdeziranzhuangtai，

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zhengzuozaibaisetengyishangxiuxi。gongzuorenyuantiexindiweimeiweijiabinsongshanglebingkafei。jiuzaizheishi，

yigeshenyingzaitapangbianzuoxia，shijiemudelingyiweichangzhujiabin，yiruyawenhezhuchengdeyingdi，zhoujinxuan。

“zhaozhao，leihuaileba？hediandongxijiejieke。”zhoujinxuanxiaoronghexu，

jiangyibeikanqilaibiewuerzhidebingkafeiwangtashoubiantuiletui，dongzuoziranwubi。nizhaozhaozhengyaodaoxie，

naozhongdexitongturanfachujianruidejingbaosheng！【jinggao！jinggao！jiancedaogaonenggualiao！mubiaorenwu：zhoujinxuan！

xingwei：zhengzaiduisuzhushishibufaqinhai！gualiaoxiangqing：yingdizhoujinxuanjiajieguanxinzhiming，

yiyu13miaoqianzaisongzhisuzhunizhaozhaodebingkafeizhongtouruwusewuweixinxinghecheng**wu‘yesemili’，

yujiqixiaoshijian15-20fenzhong，yaoxiaoqianglie！qimudeweizhizaoyiwaihunluan，

chensuzhuyishibuqingshidailixianchang，bingyuqimingxiabieshu1103haofangjianshishibugui！

julianyiwanzhengcaiji（baokuoqikoudaineicanliuyaowufenmoweiguanyingxiang、qiyujingjirenshangyicishizhiluyinpianduan）！

suzhuqingliji、mashang、haobuyouyudijujuecibeikafei！】yilianchuandexinxirutongbingshuidangtoujiaoxia，

nizhaozhaoshunjiantongtibingliang。tananyizhixindikanxiangshenpangxiaorongwenroudezhoujinxuan，weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。

zheigezaijingtouqianyongyuanfengdupianpian、tixiehoubeideyingdi，sixialijingranruciwochuobukan！zhoujinxuanjiantalengzhe，

youwangqiandiledibeizi，yuqidaizheyisiburongjujuedeguanqie：“zenmele？buxihuanhekafeima？tianqire，

buchongdianshuifenhenzhongyao。”zhibojingtouzhenghaosaoguozheibian，buzhuodaolezhei“nuanxin”yimu。

danmudunshiyipiankuazan：【zhouyingdizhendehaowenrouhaotitiea！】【duihoubeihaohaoe，haiqinzidikafei。

】【zhaozhao**jiedoumengle，shibushitaigandongle？】nizhaozhaozhijianfaleng，xinzangzaixiongqianglikuangtiao。

zhijiejiechuan？meiyoushiwuzhengju，duifangshigenjishenhoudeyingdi，tayigeyibaibashixiandexiaotouming，

shuochulaisheihuixin？zhihuibeitadefensisichengsuipian，shenzhikenengbeidaodayipa！jujue？yongshenmeliyou？

zhongmukuikuizhixia，youqihaizaizhibo，sihaobujiyingdimianzi，yihouhaixiangbuxiangzaiquanlihunle？

电光石火之间，

tademuguangsaoguobuyuanchuzhengduzizuozhekanrenwuka、zhoushensanfazhe“moailaozi”qichangdedingyu。

yigedadandaojinhufengkuangdeniantoushunjianchengxing。duyiba！jiuzaizhoujinxuandexiaorongjihuyaobiandejiangyingshi，

nizhaozhaohurantaiqitou，lianshangzhankaiyigeshouchongruojingyoudaizhejifenxiusedetianmeixiaorong，shengyinqingcui，

zuyirangkaojindemaikefengbuzhuodao：“xiexiezhouyingdi！nintaikeqile！”tashenchushuangshou，

wenwendijieguoleneibeizhimingdekafei。zhoujinxuanyandishanguoyisibuyichajuededecheng，gangxiangzaishuodianshenme，

quejiannizhaozhaoduanzhekafei，zhanqishen，jiaobuqingkuaidichaozhedingyudefangxiangzouleguoqu。

zaiquanchanggongzuorenyuan、qitajiabin、yijiwushuzhibojingtouerandezhushixia，nizhaozhaozoudaoledingyumianqian。

dingyusihuyousuochajue，taiqiyan，qinglengdemuguangdaizhexunwenluozaitashenshang。

nizhaozhaojiangshouzhongdekafeiwangqianyidi，lianjiaweihong，yanshenliangjingjingde，

daizheyizhongquanrande、jinhumangzhuangde“chongbai”，yuqijiaohanyouziran：“dingyugege，zheibeikafeijiniheba！

wokannigangcairenwuchulizuiduo，liulehaoduohan，zheige……tebietian！

”takeyijiazhongle“tebietian”sangezi，yanshenqingche，kanbuchurenheyiyang。yishunjian，

zhenggexiuxiquyaquewusheng。suoyoujiabindoumudengkoudaidikanzhezheibian，gongzuorenyuanyeshaleyan。

zhibojiandedanmutingzhileyishun，suijiyibaozhabandesudufengkuanggundongqilai：【？？？？？wokandaoleshenme？

】【nizhaozhaobazhouyingdijitadekafeizhuanshoujiledingyu？？？】【zheishenmecaozuo？dangzhejingtoudemian？？？

】【dengdeng，zhongdianshi……tajiaodingyu“gege”？haitebietian？aaawosile！

】【zheinvdexianghongxiangfengleba？cengreduyebushizheimecengde！

】【keshi……takanqilaihaozhenchenga……erqie，talianhongleei！】【dingyufensibaozoubuyue！jujuedaotie！

】dingyumingxianyelengzhule，

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fangfozhishisuishoujieguoyijianwuguanjinyaodedongxi，yuqidanmodihuilelianggezi：“xiexie。”ranhou，

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mengdiluohuileshichu，suizhierlaideshijudadehoupaheyisi……weimiaodekuijiu。tabuganzaikandingyu，

yebugankanzhoujinxuanneijihuyaosharendemuguang，didishuolesheng“bukeqi”，jiufeikuaidiliuhuilezijidezuowei，

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tatoutouguanchazhedingyu，qichutasihubingwuyiyang，yijiulengzheliancanyutaolun。danjianjiandi，

tazuozibiandeyouxiejiangying，ejiaoshenchuximidehanzhu，lengbaidepifuxiatouchubuzhengchangdechaohong。

tajiekailelingkouzuishangmiandekouzi，huxisihuyebiandecuzhonglexie。

【xitongtishi：mubiaorenwu‘dingyu’tineiyaowuyikaishiqixiao，shenglizhibiaochuxianxianzhubodong。

yujijiangzai5fenzhongneijinrumingxianfanyingqi。】nizhaozhaozuanjinleshouzhi。guoran，meiguoduojiu，

dingyumengdizhanqishen，dongzuodadaochadiandaidaoyizi。taduizhedaoyanhejingtoufangxiang，shengyinshayadichen：“baoqian，

youdianbushufu，likaiyixia。”shuowan，budengzhongrenfanying，

tabiandabuliuxingdichaozhebieshuzhusuqudefangxiangzouqu，beiyingshenzhidaizheyisicangcuhelangbei。

zhibojingtouminruidibuzhuodaoletafanhongdeergenheyiyangdezhuangtai。xiuxiquyizhenqieqiesiyu。

zhoujinxuandelianseyijingheidexiangguodi，kanxiangnizhaozhaodeyanshenyinchendenengdichushuilai。

zhibojiandedanmuchedifengle：【**！dingyuzenmele？lianhaohong！】【kanqilaizhendebushufua，meishiba？

】【wozenmejuede……taneiyangzibuxiangshidanchundebushufu？youdianxiang……】【loushangbiexiashuo！baozougege！

】【dengdeng！mangsheng，wofaxianlehuadian！taheleneibeikafei！

neibeinizhaozhaoshuoshi“tebietian”de、zhouyingdijinizhaozhaodekafei！】【！！！xisijikong！

】【nandaokafeiyouwenti？？？】【nizhaozhaoshibushizhidaoshenme？suoyitameihe，jiledingyu？

】【zhouyingdidelianse……haokepa……】dangwan，yulequanyinglaileyoushiyilaizuibaoliedeyigeyewan。

#dingyuzhibolichang#decitiaolvxianchongshangresou。jinjiezhe，

yiduanyouzhibojianwangyouluzhide、jingguomanfangheqingxihuachulideshipinpianduanyinbaoquanwang——shipinli，

nizhaozhaoruhejieguozhoujinxuandekafei，ruhexiaorongtianmeididijidingyu，

dingyuhexiahoubudaoershifenzhongchuxiandemingxianyichangfanying，yijizhoujinxuanneishunjianyinchendebiaoqing，

doubeiwanzhengchengxian。#nizhaozhaojidingyudekafei#he#zhoujinxuanbiaoqing#jinsuiqihoudengshangresou。

yulunyipianhuaran。gezhongcaice、fenxi、yinmoulunshenxiaochenshang。jiuzairedudadaodingfengshi，

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congdingyuzaizhibozhongbiaoxianchudemianbuchaohong、chuhan、huxijicu、tiqianlichangdengzhengzhuangrushou，

zhuanyefenxileqiyumouzhongtedingyaowufanyingdegaoduwenhexing，suiweimingshuo，danzhixiangxingwubimingque。

zheitiaoweiborutongdianranlezuihoudeyinxian。#kafeiyouwenti#bao！#dingyuzhongyao#bao！

#zhoujinxuanrenshebengta#bao！wushufensihelurenyongruzhoujinxuandeweibodixianuma，

qituanduizhiqianjingyingdezhengmianxingxiangqingkejianbengta。jinguanzhoujinxuanjiqituanduihenkuaifabushengming，

yancifourenbingshengchengjiangzhuijiuzaoyaozhefalvzeren，danyulundelangchaoyijingwufaezhi。erlingyigehuati，

pashangleresoubangqianlie：#dingyuyushichonglengshuiliangxiaoshi#youzichengshidujiacungongzuorenyuandenimingwangyoubaoliao，

chengkandaodingyuhuidaofangjianhou，qitaojiandeyushishuishengxianglejiangjinlianggexiaoshiweicengtingxie，

qijianhaiyinyuetingdaodongxishuaisuideshengyin。lianxiangdaotazhiqiandezhuangtai，

yinfalewushudanyouhe……gengshenrudelianxiang。

…】【buganxiangxiangruguonizhaozhaoheleneibeikafeihuizenmeyang……】【suoyinizhaozhaoshibushichajuedaoleshenme？

tazheishiyinchayangcuojiuledingyu，haishi……guyirangdingyudangqiang？】【buguanzenmeshuo，tameiheshiwanxing！

zhoujinxuantaiexinle！】【zhiyouwoxintengdingyuma？wuwangzhizaia！】【dingyushican，

dan……momingjuedetahenizhaozhaoyoudianhaokeshizenmehuishi？huannanjianzhenqing（？）】……nizhaozhaoguandiaoshouji，

gejuelewaijiesuoyoudexuanxiao。taduzizuozaifangjianli，shouxinbingliang。shiqingdefazhanwanquanchaochuletadekongzhi。

taliyongdingyutuoleshen，quebatatuojinlegengshendexuanwo。suiranyinchayangcuorangzhoujinxuandezhenmianmubaolu，

dandingyu……xiangdaoneige“yushichonglengshuiliangxiaoshi”deresou，taxinlijiuxiangyaleyikuaijushi，chendiandiande，

chuanbuguoqi。“xitong，”tashengyingansediwen，“dingyu……tameishiba？”【jingsaomiaojiance，

mubiaorenwu‘dingyu’yipingjieqiangdayizhilijiwulijiangwenfangshiduguoyaowugaofengqi，

muqianchuyuxuruopibeizhuangtai，wushengmingweixian，danxuyaochongfenxiuxi。suzhuqingfangxin。

】nizhaozhaoshaoshaosonglekouqi，dankuijiugansihaoweijian。jiuzaizheishi，fangjianmenbeiqingqingqiaoxiang。taxintouyijin，