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mochaguaiwudewenzhangbichuxini，qingjiebutuota，《beidangchengwanrenmitishenhou，wobeizhanzhule》henbang！guqingxujiangwanroujimuchenshibenshudezhujiao，《beidangchengwanrenmitishenhou，wobeizhanzhule》jianjie：xuexiaomenkoudouranchuxianzheimeniudehaocheyixiazijiuxiyinledajiadeshixian，yanjianhaiyoujigeshirenshidetongxue，……

精彩章节

wozuoleyigemeng，mengliwosuozaideshijieshiyibenshu，jimuchenshinanzhu，nvzhubushiwo，

shiyigejiangwanroudenvren。mengzhonglaotaodeqingjie，nvzhushiwanrenmi，quezhinenghenanzhuzaiyiqi，

danyoubujujueduitashihaodeqitananren。nanzhumuqinzhaoshangmen，nvzhuhetafenshou，

yiranjuerandaizhejimujidezhipiaoyuanzoutaxiang，nanzhuhenvzhudezhuiqiuzhemencongcihunhunee。zhidaoyiciqiaohe，

wochuxianzaitamendeshixian，yigehetamenxihuandenvrenyouzhebafenxiangderen，tamenkaishifengkuangzhuiqiuwo，

zhizaogezhongouyu，shenzhishiyingxiongjiumei。woxihuanshanglenanzhu，queyezaizuiaitashibeipaoqi，yinwei，

nvzhuhuilaile。1mengxingcaishendaocongemengzhongxinglai，shenshangyipianxuhan，hu~kendingshixiaoshuokanduole，

jinzuodaoxieqiqiguaiguaidemeng。zaole，**yaochidaole，woganjinxishuqianwang**dian。“xinpinshichi，

younijiazuixintuichudemochanaiyoupaofu，xihuandedoukeyishichi。”zheishiwojintiandediyifengongzuo，

shichituixiaoyuan。“nihao，woxiangshichiyixiazheigexinpin。”mianqianzhanluyigegaodajunmeidenanren，henshuai，

danbushiwoxihuandeleixing，biqigaolengbazong，wohaishigengxihuanyangguangxiaogou。“keyide。

”wonayaqianchuanleyixiaokuaijita。“haibucuo，keyizaibangwotuijianyixieqitadema？

”xiangzhekeyisuanzaiyejili，genpangbiande**jieshangliangleyixiadiaolegegang，bangtaxuanhaohouqujiezhang。“ninhao，

yigongshisanbaisanshi，womendianzuijinzaizuohuodong，bankachongzhiwubaikeyidababazhe，ninyouxuyaoma？

”woanzhaoliuchengxunwenta。“banyizhangba，

xianchongwuqiankuaiba”kanzhetazheikuoqidexingweixinliyouyuanhenlaotianyifen，【wobuhuizaijiaoniyele，

nigenbenjiumeibawodangqinsunnv，duowoyigeyouqianrennengzenyang！】danwohaishilimaodeweitacaozuo，

bijingduigukegualianshihuibeikougongzide。“haode，zheibianxuyaoshurunindexingminghedianhuahaoma，

mafanninshuoyixia。”“jimuchen，173********”wolengle，buhuiba，yinggaishiqiaohe，

weitalurujiezhang。“nindewupinqingshouhao，huanyingxiaciguanglin。”zhuanlehaojigedidian，

zhongyuwanchengleyitiandelaozuo，jinriruzhang350yuan，

xinkuleyitiandegushifudasuanmaigenliangkuaiwudedianfenchangkaolaoziji。huidaojiayijingjiudianbanle，

xiangzhemingtianjiushizhouyi，haiyaoshangzaoba，ganjinxishuxiuxi。“guoran，

bugongzuoderizizhenshufua”wopazaizhuoweishang，tingzhekuzaodemakesizhifankun。“zuotianyouqu**le？

yidazaojiufaxiannibuzaisushe，niyetaipinle。”shiyoujianlaoshimeikanzheibian，toutoudijiwoyibeikafei。

woganjidejieguo，“meibanfaa，niyoubushibuzhidao，wojiugujiaguarenyige，haidezhuanmingniandexuefeini，

womenxuexiaoxuefeisiguisiguide。”jiezheqianzhuodeyanshiditouhelekoukafei，guoran，

**zheizhongdongxihaishihenshenqide。youlexiejingshendewonachushoujigentamenkaihei，

dalejibayouxiyijiedakejiuguoqule。congshitangmailefanhuidaosushechiwan，

ganjinpashangchuangkaiqiyitianzuixingfudewushuishiguang。mengdezhengkaiyan，wotian，zenmehuishi，youzuolezheigemeng，

zheicijuranhaikanqinglenanzhudelian，genneitianlaimaipaofuderenyimoyiyang，yetaiguiyileba。buxingbuxing，

youzangdongxi，haishiqumiaolibaibaiba。jiandajiadouzaiwushui，woqingshouqingjiaodexiachuang，huanhaoyifuchumen。

gangzoudaoxiaomenkoujiubeilanxiale。yiliangkulinanmengdetingzaiwomianqian，hewoyitiao，haocheyegaopengcizheiyitao？

bushi，womeiqiana！houzuochechuanghuanhuanluoxia，yizhangshuxidelianchuxianzaiwoyanqian，kao，zuotianneigeshuaige！

neigemengbuhuishizhendeba！！！“shangche”taliankandoumeikanwo，meilimao！！！

xuexiaomenkoudouranchuxianzheimeniudehaocheyixiazijiuxiyinledajiadeshixian，yanjianhaiyoujigeshirenshidetongxue，

wojimanglakaichemenzuojinqubingbachechuangguanshang，songlekouqi，wozheimexunsuyinggaimeiyourenkandaoba。chekaile，

tadijiwoyifenhetong，fengmianshangxiezhebanyanxieyi。buhuiba，mengchengzhenle？！buguomenglitahaitingdafangde，

zhishaozainvzhuhuilaizhiqian。jieguoxieyichakanlimiandeneirong，haihao，douhaikeyijieshou，buyongmaishen，

zhixuyaobanyanchengtaxihuandeyangzi，meigeyuejiunengyou【5000000】，wodemamamiya，

zheibushicaishenyema？！zheimehaodeshiqingzawotoushangle，ganxietianganxiedi，ganxiewangmuniangniangganxieyuhuangdadi，

ganxiewozheizhanglian！wolimaqianshanglezijidemingziyinqindedijita。“qingwenshidakuanhaishizhipiaoa。

”xianzaikanzhetawodouliangyanfangguang，zheikeshiyaoqianshua，degongzhe。tadijiwoyizhangka，“limianshiliangbaiwan，

meigeyuedijieweikuan。”woganmangshouxia，shouleqianjiuyaoyouzhiyesuyang，jiafangshuoshajiushisha。

chetingzaiyijiasirenzaoxingshimenkou，jiantaxialechewojimanggenshang。ta：“jintianwanshangyougehenyanhui，

nipeiwoyiqicanjia，xianjinizuogezaoxing。”wo：“nei，zheizaoxingdefeiyong。”ta：“ewaizhichu，

keyibaoxiao。”wo：“ganxielaoban。”henbudejitajuyigong，yaoduochanmeiyouduochanmei。

kanzhezijizaihuazhuangshishouxiabiandeshanshanfaguang，oh!maigadeng！haomihaomi，

nanguaimenglidewobeipaohoukudeyaosiyaohuode，wohuaiyigenbenjiubushishenmeaibuaide，likailezheixieqianqianmen，

sheidoubuhuikaixindehaoba!2yanhuifengboqichuanzhe‘jiyu’zuixindegaodinglifu，

wanzhetadeshoubeizoujinyanhuiting，huhuhu，yiduirenkanxiangwomenzheibian，

youhaoxiao、youbujie、youfennu、youbiyi。buguo，neizala，wojiushinaqianbanshi，wusuoweila。

yingmianzoulaiyigehongmaoshuaige，kuanjianzhaiyao，yilianfennudekanzhewo——pangbiandezheiweinanshi，

“rouroujiecailikailianggeyue，nijiuzhaoletidaipin，

zaozhidaowodangchujiubugaibatarangjini......”wofuekuxiao【yuanlaishinvzhudezhuiqiuzhe，

kanqilaicaigangchengniana，nvzhubushidou25lema？waqu，hao**hao**。】talidoumeilipaoxiaodehongmao，

daizhewojingzhizoudaoyanhuizhongxin，hegeweixingyedalaoxianliao。wufeijiushinichuipengwo，wochuipengni，wuliao。

haihaowozhiyongdanggehuapingzhanzaipangbian，diantou、weixiao。duziyouxieele，

woqingshengzaitaerbiandao：“woqucantingneibianxiuxiyixia”。jiantadiantou，wozhuanshenzoukai。

cantingzheibianmeishenmeren，bijingdajiadouchuanzhexiushendeyifu，shaoweiduochiyidianjiuhuipohuaizhengtidezaoxing。

zhenghaofangbianlewo，nanazheigenananeige，nalemanmanliangpanzhaolejiaoluozuoxia。gangmeichiliangkou，

pangbianzuoxiayigeren，“nichizheimeduo，jiubupadengxiaduzichengqilai。”wuyupieletayiyan，momingqimiao，

haishichifanzuizhongyao。jianwomeilita，tahailaijingle，“tingshuo，shijimuchendainilaide？

nishitabaoyangdexiaoqingren？”zheirenyoubingba，meijianbuxianggentashuohuama？yigejingtaotaotaode！“shouxian，

wochizheimeduoshiwoyuanyi，qici，woshibushijimuchendexiaoqingrengennimeiguanxi，zuihou，niliwoyuandian，

yingxiangwochifandexinqingle。”“zuipizihaitingliu，jimuchenzhidaonisixiashizheigeyangzima，

hewanrouyidianyebuxiang。”takanzhewo，yuqixingzailehuohaiyoudiankexi。【youshijiangwanroudezhuiqiuzhe，bushi，

tayoubingba】“guannishenmeshi，nanbucheng，niyeshiaierbudedeneige？”woguyicita。

jiantamianseshanguoyisisuanchu，wokaixinle。“buru，nigenwo，wobijimuchenneigelenglianguaikeyaohaodeduo。

”tazhuangzuoshenmedoumeitingjian。“o，mingmabiaojiawubaiwanyigeyue”jianyoushengyisongshangmen，buganbaibugan。

“youyisi，taqianlenijigeyue？”“hetongyinsiwukefenggaoha。

”tadiguolaiyizhangka,“limianyouwubaiwan，mimashi123456，hetongshenmeshihouqian。”“mingtianba，

wofangxuejinifaxiaoxi，xianjiageweixin。”wonachuerweimarangtasao，jieguokafangjinshoubaoli，jixuchi。

tasihuyouxiecuoe，“ni，haishixuesheng？”“fangxinba，chengnianle，daxueshengtizaojiuye，zenme，buxing？

”jiaojiaojiao。“meishi，nimanmanchi，woxianzoule，mingtianjian。”meirendaraochidejiushixiang，

kuangkuangliangdapandoubeiwoxuanwanle，xinmanyizudecacazui。jimuchensihuhaizaimang，zhenghao，woquhuayuanxiaoxiaoshi。

caomumaosheng，yiniansijidehuadouyouzaizhong，ei，haiyoudiaoyi。gangzuoshang，haimeilaidexinshangzhemeilidejingse，

pohuaixinqingderenjiuchuxianle，keedehongmao！“wei，nimengangcaishuodehuawodoutingdaole。”“o，suoyini。

”“jirantamendouqianle，neiweiyeyaoqian！”“nimeishiba，zheiyeyaobi，xiaopihai，duochidianliuliumeibani，

wuliao。”taqideliansezhanghong，douguaiganshangtoufale，de，zheixiabushihongmaole，zheixiashihongrenle。

“nicaishixiaopihai，wo18le，haiyou，pingshenmewobunengqian，niqiaobuqiwo？！”【haojiahuo，

haizhenshi18a，nvzhunishoulietingguanga，kou1fozuyuanliangni。】“jiubuqian，wo20ni18，

nibushixiaopihaishishenme，haixuebierenzhaotishen，duodudianshuba。”tabeiwoqidetiaojiao，yanjingdouqihongle，

“wobuguan，woyaoqian，tamenjiniduoshaowoyenengji！”shuozheihuawokenengjiulaijingle，

zhiqishen“yigeyuewubaiwan，ninengji？”tasihumeixiangdaohuiyouzheimeduo，youyuleyixia，

“neinijieshoufenqifukuanma？womeigeyuedelinghuaqianzhiyouershiwan。”guoran，genzheixiaopihaichezheimeduo，

“bukeyiyo，burunixianzanzan，zangouwubaiwanzailaizhaowo。”jianshijianyechabuduole，

budengtahuidazhuanshenjinleyanhuiting。jimuchenyijingliaowan，meiyouqitashikeyixianzoule，lanzhetadegebolikai。

3hongmaoxicaochanmeirangtasongwohuixuexiao，tazheicheshizaishitaizhaorenle，zhaolegeshangchangxiache，

zhaolegeweishengjianhuanhuizijideyifu，dalegechehuixuexiao。yijueshuidaodazhongwu，shangwumeikejiushishuanga。

“qingxu，nixinglema？woheliliyaoqushitangmaifan，niyaoquma？”shiwodeshiyouyeyao。”shuidehenbao，

yegaichumenzouzou。“haoa，dengwoyixia，woshuageyajiuxing，shuiyijiubuhuanle。

”dazhongwuzhengshishitangrenduodeshihou，haoburongyiqiangdaoyigesirenzhuo。“duile，

daoyuanfazaiqunlidexingyefenxianghui，nimendouquma？”“zheizhonghuizuiwuliaole，youbunengwanshoujiyoubunengshuijue，

haiyaoqiandao。”“danshidaoyuanshuo0.5gexuefen。”“woqu！wotangtangdaxueshengzhiweixuefenzheyao！

”“hexuezhangyequo，qingxu，niqubuquya。”liangrenyiliandiaoxiaodekanzhewo。

hezhilinshiwocanjiashetuanrenshidexuezhang，duiwoyizhihenzhaogu，weirenqianxunyoulimao，

woduitaqueshiyeyouyidianhaogan，danshi，zaineigemengli，tayeshijiangwanrouzhuiqiuzhezhongdeyiyuan，

zhisuoyiduiwogewaizhaogu，yebuguoshiyinweizheizhanglian。xiangdaozhei，xinzhongnanmianyoudiannanshou，

zhengzhunbeihuidashuowojiubuquleba，huahaimeishuochulai，xianjiandaoleyixiangbudaoderen。“yi，

niyeshizheigexuexiaode？hai-zhen-shi-qiao-a！jie-jie！”zhangyangdehongfayingruyanlian，bushi，

tazenmezaizheia！！！“haoqiaoe，fangbianyiqipingezhuoma？”tazhuangguaiwenzhe。“bufangbian！

”“dangrankeyi！”liangzhonghuidaxiangqi，xianran，woshijujuede。“qingxu，niheluqingzhourenshima？

”yeyaoxiaoshengdewen。wo：“luqingzhou，sheia，burenshia。”ta：“jiunipangbianneigea，luqingzhou！

takeshijingguandayidexicaoa！yeshi，niyitiandaowanxiangzhe**，yinggaimeitingshuoguo，buguo，

tazenmehuiguolai？”woniutoukanxiangneitouhongmao，luchuyigewuyudebiaoqing，jiutazheiyangduoduohaixicao？

xiaopihaiyige。“weiweiwei，guqingxu，womendemingzihaimanbanpeideni，nikan，guqingxu，luqingzhou。

”shuowanxiaozhekanxiangwo。“meiyong，woshibuhuijinidazheqianhetongde，

xiang~dou~bu~yao~xiang~”shuowanchifanbulita。“neiqingxu，xiawufenxianghuiyiqiquma？

”kanwoliangqifenguaiguaide，shiyouwen。“quba，0.5xuefenni。”luqingzhouyihuodewen，“shenmefenxianghui？

”shiyoujiantaganxingqu，jimangjieshiyifan。ta：“guqingxu，woyeyaoqu！”wo：“niqubule，

zheishidasandehui。”ta：“wobuguan，woyaoqu！”wo：“xiaopihai，yibianwanqu。

”xiangzhexiawuhaiyaoheshenyuchongqianyue，dasuanxianzaixianqubahetongdachulai。“wohaiyoushijiuxianzouleha。

”genshiyoumenshuoyishengjiulikaile。jieguo，houmiangenlegexiaoweiba。“guqingxu，nibuchile？niganmaqu？

dengyixiawoa！”zhaoletaimeirendejizi，bawenjianchuanshu、dayin，jieshuhoubajiludoushanchu，fukuan。

meilihuishenhourendediediebuxiu，fanzhengmashangjiuyaodaosushele，jiubuxintahaigangenjinqu！meixiangdao，

zheirenshizhenbuyaolianaaaa！！！zhijiantaxuli，：“guqingxu，nishiluanzhongqi！！！”yade，guoran，

zheizhongxionghaizijiushiyaodayidun。jianzhouweiderendoukanguolai，wowule，taxiangwosi！shesi！jiantayiliandeyi，

wozhidezhuaizhetawangyibianshulinzou。“weiweiwei，nidaiwolaizheiliganshenme！wogaosunia，

woshibuhuiqufude，wobumaishendeaaa......”“bizui，zaihaowojiuzouni。

”chongtayangleyangquantou，“shuoba，nixianggansha。”sihushijuedezijizhanleshangfeng，“woyaoheniqianheyue！

”“xiangdoubiexiang”shuowanjiuzou，buliaobeizhuaizhuleshuiyiyijiao，‘si’beitazhuaikaileyigekouzi，

luchuyixiaojieyao。renzhuyaozousitadexiangfa，baletadewaitao，xizaiyaoshang，gaisi，

pinxixi9.9zhiliangzenmezheimecha！“neige，wobushiguyide，yaobu，wopeijiniba。”tingdaozhei，

wocaimidednadongle，“niyezhidaonvshengma，shuiyizheizhongdongxidouhaimanguide，zheiyangba，

yebieshuoshiwokengni，woyechuanzheimejiule，zheiyangba，zhirangnipeiyiban，100ba。”shuowantaochufukuanma。

luqingzhouyitingjuede：【wuwuwu，tarenzhenhao，haizhiyaowopeiyiban，womamatamenshuiyidouhaojiwanyijian，

haorena】limataochushoujizhunbeisaoma，“neige，nengjiageweixinma?wozangouqianlezailaizhaoniqian。

”woxinxiangyexing，yeshigeqianzaikehu，qiehuanerweimarangtasao。

jiashanghaoyouhoukandaotazhuanguolaideliangbaiyemeishuoshenme，chongtabaibaishouhuisushele。

4fenxianghuianyongfenxianghuixiawusidiancaikaishiqiandao，woyouxiuxileyihuicaidaizheheyuegenshiyoumenyiqichumen，

xiangzhezhenghaojieshuhouquzhaoshenyuchong，zaiweixinshangtafaxiaoxi。【wo：dengxiasidianyougefenxianghui，

dagailianggexiaoshijieshu，liudianershizuoyouxuexiaomenkoudekafeidianjianba】【shenyuchong：hao。

】jinrufenxianghuidelitangqiandao，zhaozuoweizuoxia，gangzuoxiayoubianjiumaochulaiyigeren，

yitouhongmaobushiluqingzhoushishei，fule，zenmeyinhunbusan，suanle，

kanzaita9.9deshuiyipeile200defenshang，jiubuhetajijiaole。“qingxu，niyelaitingfenxianghuima？

”qianmianderenzhuanguolai，heranshihezhilin。yinweineigemeng，wohaimeixianghaozenmemianduita，

meixiangdaotajiuzuozaiqianmian，yetaiqiaole。“hexuezhanghao，laitingting，zheibushikuaiyaoshixilema？

”guzuopingchangdao。zuoweijiangwanroudezhuiqiuzhemen，dangranyeshihuxiangzhidaobicide。“haoqiaoa，hezhilin，

niheqingxuyerenshi？”【youzhi，zaijiangwanrouneilitagengdexihuan，haiyaoranghezhilinzhidao，jiusuanshigetishen，

tayebibuguota！】woxinxiang。“qiaoma?zheigefenxianghuiyinggaishidasanhuozhedasidexueshengcainenglaitingdeba，

nishizenmehunjinlaideni？”liangrensheiyeburangshei。haihao，fenxianghuikaishile，quanchangxuyaobaochianjing，

lianggexiaoxuejiyezhuzuile。[huanyingdajialaicanjiawomenzheicidefenxianghui，women......]guoran，

zheizhonghuijiushitingderenxiangshuijue，gangxiangmihui，ganjuedaoliangdaolengqicongzhouweichuanlai。yiweitaliangyoukaishile，

yitaitou，bushi，tazenmezaizheili。[xianzai，

rangwomenhuanyingyouxiuxiaoyoushenyuchong]litanglixiangqiruleiguanerdezhangsheng。simuxiangdui，zhijuedetadeyanshengouren，

zongyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。yizhishoudangzaiyanqian，“haokanma？yanzhuzidouzhangbierenshenshangle！

”zhuantoukandaodejiushiqigugudehongmao。haitingkeai，rangrenxiangdou，“haokana，buhaokanma？chengshuyoumeili。

”“buxukan，jiuzhidaotashigehulijing，nibuhuigentaqianshikanshangtaleba！”“ng？

qianyuejiujuedeshikanshangle？neiweishenmebujuedewokanshangjimuchenle？

”“neigebingkuailianchuleqianyoubunengjinishenme，ninengkanshangshenme。”“o？neinixianggenwoqian，

nanbucheng~nixiangwokanshangnia~”woguyichengzheshoukaojinta，douderenxianggezhengqiji。“ni，nihushuobadao，

wocaimeiyou”【woshixihuanrouroujiede，caibuxihuanni，dui，jiushizheiyangde】“o？zhendema，

danshiwokanrenhenzhunde，nizheigeren，yikanjiushiyaozaizaiwoshenshangde。”wocoujinta。

meidengtafanyingguolaijiutuihuiqu。[haode，neijiuneiweichuanehuangseyifudenvshengba]“qingxu，

shenxuezhanghannini”lilichuolechuowodegebo。wotaitouzhengduishangtaaimeidexiao，tingdaoyipangdidigugu，

“hulijing、hulijing，heng”，yebuzhidaotazaishuoshei。wojieguozhuchirendiguolaidehuatong。

“zheiweitongxueyoushenmexiangyaotiwendema？”“qingwenxuezhang，zaishiyeshangruyudeshui，

xiangbiganqingshangyinggaiyeshiqinsehemingba。”nizhuanmendianwojiubieguaiwochuonixinwozio。wozheihuayichu，

henduoyiyanjiuxihuanshangshenyuchongdenvshengyouxiesangqile。“henkexi，huoxushizhichangdeyi，qingchangshiyi，

wohaimeiyounvpengyou。”zhongduonvhaiyouranqilexiwang。“buguo，wojuedehexuemeihenyouyuanfen，huoxu，

xuemeinengrangwoqingchangdeyini。”wochuonixinwozi，nijiurangwochengweizhongshizhideshiba，nidengzhe。

“ganxiexuezhangdeqinglai，kexi，woxihuannianjixiaode，xuezhangjinnianyinggai27leba。”laonanren，genwodou。

tayanzhongshanguoyisiyouan，“shinipangbianzheiyangdema？kannimenhenqinmide，shininanpengyou？

”wohaimeilaidejihuida，jiubeimougejixingziqiangxian。“zenme，nijidua，yeshi，nidouyibanianjile，