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guaguaxianshengde《bangdingdazuibaxitong，wozhuanpuheiliao》zheibenshuxiedehenhao！yuyanfengfu，henshizhidekan，songziansonglinglongshibenshudezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:】【renwumubiao：limama（wangshixinfu）】【baguaneirong：dangzhongjiechuanlimamaliyongcaimaizhibian，meiyuexubaoershiliangyinzidezhangmu，zhongbaosinang，bingjiangyinzizang……

精彩章节

diaomandetangjiesonglinglongqiangwoniangqinliuxiadeyiwu，yizhimeihuazan，haimawoshimeirenyaodexiaozazhong。

woqidehunshenfadou，naozhongquedingdeyisheng：【baguarenwu：dangzhongshuochu‘tazuowanzaimafufanglidiuledudou’。

jiangli：yinshiliang。】wokanzhetaxiaozhangdelian，qingleqingsangzi，shengyinbudabuxiao，

ganghaorangzhouweideyahuanpozidoutingjian：“jiejie，nizheimezhejiqiangwodezanzi，shixiangnaqudangpuhuanqian，

haoshuhuinidedudouma？woganghaoxiangkanjianzhangmafujiandaolegegennizuotianchuandechabuduode。”1wojiaosongyaoyao，

shisongfudafangweiyidedinv。tingqilaifengguang，shijishang，goudouburu。dieniangzaiwowusuishiwaichujingshang，

zaoyushanfei，shuangshuangyunming。wobeiershusongdemingshouyang，congcibianguoshanglejirenlixiaderizi。

ershenwangshimianshangcihe，beidilikekouwodefenli，rangwochuanzheyahuandou**dejiuyifu。

tangjiesonglinglonggengshishiwoweiyanzhongding，rouzhongci。jintian，tayouduzhulewo。“songyaoyao，

nitoushangzheigenpozanzibucuo，jiwodaidai。”tazhigaoqiyang，shenhougenzhelianggebangdayaoyuandepozi。

neishiwoniangliujiwoweiyidenianxiang，yizhiposudeyinzhimeihuazan。wowuzhufaji，pinmingyaotou：“buji，

zheishiwoniangde……”“niniang？”songlinglongchixiaoyisheng，yibajiangwotuidaozaidi，

cubaodicongwotoushangbaxiazanzi，“yigezaojiusiledeshangrenzhifu，tadedongxi，yepeibeinidangchengbao？

wokannijiushigemeirenyaodexiaozazhong！”toupibeichedeshengteng，xingengteng。wopazaidishang，

yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan，quebuganliuxialai。kule，tazhihuigengxingfen。jiuzaiwoqurudexiangsideshihou，

naozilituranxiangqiyigebinglengdejixieyin。【ding！jiancedaosuzhuqiangliedeqingxubodong，baguaxitongzhengshijihuo！

】【xinshourenwufabu：shenweiyigehegedebaguachuanbozhe，zennengrongrenmimibeiyangai？

qingsuzhuyonggandishuochuzhenxiang！】【baguarenwu：dangzhongshuochu‘songlinglongzuowanzaihouyuanmafufangli，

yumafuzhangdalisihuishi，yishiletieshenyuanyangxishuihongdudou’。

】【renwujiangli：xinshoudalibao（baohanyinshiliang，qiangshenjiantiwanx1）。】【shibaichengfa：yabasantian。

】wo……wozhenggerendoumengle。shenmedongxi？huanjuema？kenaohailineiqingxidewenziheshengyin，

haiyousonglinglongneizhangyinweiqiangdaozanzierdeyiyangyangdelian，douzai**zhewo。

songlinglongzuowan……hemafu……diuledudou？zheigexiaoxitaijingbaole。

kanzhezhouweineixiedizhetou、xiangxiaoyoubuganxiaodeyahuanpozi。hengshudoushisi，burulagedianbeide！

wocongdishangpaqilai，pailepaishenshangdetu，kanzhebawanzhewozanzidesonglinglong，qingleqingsangzi。“jiejie。

”wodeshengyinbuda，quechenggongxiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi。songlinglongbunaifandikanwo：“zenme，

haixiangbazheipozanziyaohuiqu？”woyaoyaotou，lianshangnulijichuyigetianzhenwuxiedexiaorong。“jiejie，

nizheimezhejiqiangwodezanzi，shixiangnaqudangpuhuanqian，haoshuhuinidedudouma？”songlinglongdelianse，

shunjianjiubianle：“nihushuobadaoshenme！”“womeihushuoa。”wowailewaitou，yilianwugu，

“woganghaoxiangkanjianzhangmafujiandaolegegennizuotianchuandechabuduode，yeshihongsede，

shangmianhaixiuzheyuanyangxishuini。jiejieniyaoshibuyaole，wopazhangmafunaqujitaponiangchuan，neiduobuhaoyisia。

”zhouweideyahuanpozimen，zaiyerenbuzhule，yigegewuzhezui，jianbangdoudexiangshaikang。

“ni……nizheige**！”songlinglongdelian，zhangchenglezhuganse，tayangqishoujiuyaodawo。【ding！renwuwancheng！

jiangliyifafangzhixitongkongjian！】【gongxisuzhuhuodeyinshiliang，qiangshenjiantiwanx1。

】binglengdejixieyinshiwocikezuidadediqi。wotingzhileyaoban，bushanbubi，zhishizheta：“jiejie，

nigandawoma？nidale，zheishierkejiuchuandegengkaile。daoshihou，quanjingchengderendouzhidao，

nisongda**detieshendudou，zaimafudefangli。”“ni！”songlinglongdeshoujiangzaibankong，qidehunshenfadou。

woshuodeshizhende。zheizhongshiqing，ningkexinqiyou，bukexinqiwu。yidanchuankai，tademingshengjiuquanhuile。

tasisididengzhewo，xiangshiyaoyongyanshenbawohuoguale。zuihoubashoulidemeihuazanhenhendichaowozaleguolai。

“jini！nizheigefengzi！”tajianjiaoyisheng，wuzhelian，daizhetadeepozi，luohuangertao。

wowenwendijiezhuwodezanzi，jiangtazhongxinchahuitoushang。womolemohuailipingkongchuxiande、chendiandiandeshiliangyinzi，

youkanlekanzhangxinneikesanfazhedandanyaoxiangdewanzi。yuanlaibabierendelianpisixialai，caizaijiaoxia，

shizheimeshuangdeyijianshi。2songlinglonghemafudebagua，bantianzhineijiuchuanbianlezhenggesongfu。

suiranershenwangshileitingzhennu，famaileneigejiaozhangdalidemafu，haiguanlesonglinglongbangeyuejinbi，

dansuoyouxiarenkanwodeyanshen，doubianle。congqiandebiyihelianmin，bianchenglejingweihehaoqi。

wochenglefulineigebuhaoredetoumingren。wobaneikeqiangshenjiantiwanchile，xiaoguoliganjianying。

changnianyingyangbuliangdaozhideshentixuruo，haoledaban，shoujiaodounuanheleqilai。youleqian，

wohaitoutourangcaimaideliushenbangwodailexierouganhedianxin，zangzaifangli，rizizongsuanmeineimenanaole。danhenkuai，

xindemafanjiulaile。wangshinasonglinglongmeibanfa，jiubaqisazailewotoushang。zheitian，tashenbiandelimama，

yigepingrilizuihuizuoweizuofudelaoqianpo，daizhejigerenchongjinlewodexiaopowu。“yaoyao**，furenshuole，

nizheiwuzitaijiule，yaojinixiushanxiushan。”limamapixiaoroubuxiaodishuozhe，yanjingquezaiwowulisichuluanpiao。

woxinlilengxiao，xiushanshijia，zhaochacaishizhen。guoran，

taderenhenkuaijiubawoneibazhangdadedifangfanlegedichaotian，ranhousouchulewozangzaizhentouxiadeerliangsuiyin。

neishishiliangyinzili，womeilaidejihuade。“yo，yaoyao**，ninalaizheimeduoqiana？

”limamaniezheyinzi，yinyangguaiqidiwen，“mobushi……toulefulidedongxinaqumaile？

”zheishiyaojiwokoushangzeidemaozi。wohaimeilaidejishuohua，naozilidexitongyouxiangle。【ding！

新八卦任务刷新！

】【renwumubiao：limama（wangshixinfu）】【baguaneirong：dangzhongjiechuanlimamaliyongcaimaizhibian，

meiyuexubaoershiliangyinzidezhangmu，zhongbaosinang，bingjiangyinzizangyutafangjianchuangxiadisankuaidizhuanxia。

】【renwujiangli：guomubuwangjineng（chuji），jiedudanx1。】【shibaichengfa：quanshenqihongzhen，

yangtongsantian。】zheigejianglitaiyourenle！guomubuwang！duiyuwozheizhongxiangqiaoqiaodushushiziderenlaishuo，

jianzhishishenji！wokanzhelimamaneizhangkebodelian，xinliyijingyoulezhuyi。gentayigexiarenbaichemeiyisi，

yaowan，jiuwangedade。woguyiluchuyifujinghuangshicuodeyangzi，puguoquxiangqiangyinzi：“bushide！

zheibushitoude！zheishiwode！”limamayibatuikaiwo：“nide？niyigejirenlixiadegunv，nalaideqian？

wokannijiushishoujiaobuganjing！zou，genwoqujianfuren，rangtapingpingli！”zheizhenghewoyi。

wobeitaxiangtuosigouyiyang，tuodaolewangshidezhengfang。wangshizhengwaizaitashanghecha，kanjianwo，fangxiachabei，

lenglengdiwen：“limama，zenmehuishi？”limamalikebaneierliangyinzichengshangqu，

tianyoujiacudibasouchajingguoshuoleyibian，zuihouzongjie：“furen，laonukan，yaoyao**shixuehuaile，

dehaohaoguanjiaoguanjiao！”wangshikanzhewo，yanshenxiangdaozi：“songyaoyao，nihaiyoushenmehuashuo？shuo，

zheiqianshinalaide？toulesheide？”woguizaidishang，hunshenfadou，yanleishuolaijiulai。

“ershen……zheiqianzhenbushitoude……shi，shilimamajiwode……”“shenme？

”wangshihelimamatongshilengzhule。limamazuixianfanyingguolai，jianjiaodao：“nigexiao**hushuobadaoshenme！

woshenmeshihoujiguoniqian！”“jiushinijidea！”wokudegengdashengle，“nizuotianzhaodaowo，

shuozhiyaowoyihoutingnidehua，bangnidingzheershudeshufang，nijiumeigeyuejiwoerliangyinzi……haishuo，

zheiqianshinicongcaimaidezhangshangshengxialaide，shenbuzhiguibujue，rangwofangxinnazhe……”woyibianshuo，

yibianyongyanjiaodeyuguangguanchawangshidebiaoqing。guoran，tatingdaocaimaidezhangheershudeshufangshi，

lianseshunjianjiubianle。wangshisulaijingming，huozheshuo，shikoumen。jialimeiyibizhang，tadouqinziguomu。

limamashitadexinfu，caimaideshiyizhijiaojita。erwoershusongdeming，shigefengliucaizi，

shufanglizangzhebushaotagenwaimianneixiehongyanzhijidewanglaixinjian，zheishiwangshidexinbing。xianzai，

tazuixinrendenucai，bujintantadeqian，haixiangshoumaiwoqujianshitadezhangfu。

zheijianzhishizaitadeleiqushangfengkuangbengdi。“limama，”wangshideshengyinlengdexiangbing，“tashuodeshizhendema？

”“furen！yuanwanga！shitaxuekoupenren！”limamahedehunfeiposan，guizaidishangpinmingketou，

“laonuduininzhongxingenggeng，zenmehuizuozheizhongshi！”“e？shima？”wocalecayanlei，

chouchouyeyedijixubudao，“limama，nihaishuo，nimeigeyuedounengshengxiaershiliangni。

nidouzangzainifangjianchuangdixiadisankuaidizhuanxiamianle，nishuodengzangoule，

jiujinierzizaichenglimaigexiaoyuanzi……niwangle？”“ni……ni……”limamazhizhewo，

qideyijuhuadoushuobuchulai。tabumingbai，wozenmehuizhidaodezheimeqingchu。danwangshitingdongle。“lairen！

”tamengdiyipaizhuozi，chabeidouzhenfanle，“qu！balimamadefangjian，jiwochaole！bachuangdixiadedizhuan，

jiwoqiaokai！”bangeshichenhou，lianggexiarentaizheyigechendiandiandemuxiangzi，huidaolezhengfang。xiangzidakai，

limianshibaihuahuadeyinzi，haiyoujibenheizhang。renzangbinghuo。wangshiqidehunshenfadou，zhizhelimama，

bantianshuobuchuyigezi，zuihouzhituchulianggezi：“tuochuqu，famai！”limamaxiangyitanlanni，

beituolexiaqu，zuilihaibutingdihanzheyuanwang。chuliwanlimama，wangshicaibamuguangzhongxintouxiangwo。

tadeyanshenfuza，youfennu，youjidan，haiyou……kongju。tadagaixiangbutong，woyigeshenjujianchudexiaoyatou，

shiruhezhidaozheixiejimide。woyijiuguizaidishang，zhuangzuosesefadoudeyangzi。liangjiu，

tapibeidihuilehuishou：“bale，nihuiquba。yihou，anfendian。”【ding！renwuwancheng！jiangliyifafang！

】【gongxisuzhuhuode“guomubuwang（chuji）”jineng，jiedudanx1。】wodimeishunyandituilechuqu，

zaizhuanshendeshunjian，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。3jiejuelelimama，wozaifuliderizihaoguoleyidian。zhishao，

meirenganzaimingmuzhangdandikekouwodefenlile。woliyongxindedaodeguomubuwangjineng，

toutoupaodaowodieniangliuxiade、zaoyifeiqidexiaoshufangli，baneixiemengchendeyishu、youji、zhangben，

quandoujizailenaozili。zhishi，caishizheigeshidaizuiqiangdadewuqi。xitongjideheiliaoshidao，erzhishi，

shiwodedun。zheiduanshijian，songlinglongbeiguanzhejinbi，daoshitayimutongbaodegege，wodetanggesongzian，

laiwozheilitanwangguoliangci。songzian，zaiwomensongfu，naizhizhenggejingchengdeguigongziquanli，doushigemingren。

tazhangdejunxiu，wencaifeiran，dairenwenhe，shisuoyouzhangbeiyanzhongde“qiliner”，shisuoyouhuaichunshaonvdemeng。

duiwo，tayeyixiangheshan。huijiwodaixiedianxin，huiwenshengxiyudiwenwoguodehaobuhao，shizheibinglengdazhaili，

weiyideyilvchunfeng。yiqiandewo，jiushibeizheilvchunfengmileyan，duitataoxintaofei。kexianzaiwozhidaole，

zheifuwenrunruyudepinangxia，zangzheyikeduomezisiliangbodexin。talaikanwo，

buguoshixiangweichitaneiyouaidimeidehaomingshengbale。“yaoyaomeimei，jinlaikehao？linglongbudongshi，

nibiewangxinliqu。”tazuozaiwoneizhangpojiudeyizishang，yijiufengdupianpian。wodizhetou，

xiaoshengshuo：“tanggefeixinle，womeishide。”tamanyididiandiantou，

youcongxiuzilinachuyibenshiji：“zheishiwoxindedeguben，tingwenmeimeiyexihuankanshu，biannalaijinijiejiemen。

”wojieguolai，zhijianchupengdaoshuye，naozilidexitong，youdingle。【ding！jiancedaoguanjianrenwu，

xinbaguashuaxin！】【renwumubiao：songzian（weijunzi）】【baguaneirong：songzianbingfeitianzongqicai，

tasuoyouyonglaiyangmingdeshizuo，jieshichaoxizihanmenshushengliuwencai。tajiayizizhuliuwencai，shizeqieqixinxue，

bingshejirangliuwencairanshangduyin，qianxiajuzhai，yongwuchutouzhiri。

】【renwujiangli：gaojiyirongshu（kegaibianrongmaoshenxingyigeshichen），baidubuqintizhi（chuji）。

】wokanzhesongzianneizhangwenhedexiaolian，weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。qiequtarenxinxue，huirenqiancheng。

zheibidanchundediaomanrenxing，yaoeduyibaibei。zheigerenwu，wojiele！santianhou，shizumudeshouyan。

songfudabaiyanxi，binkeyunji。yanhuishang，ershusongdemingmanmianhongguangdixuanbu：“xiaoerbucai，

qianxierizizailantingshihuishang，zuoleyishou《wangyuehuaiyuan》，delekuishou，

beiwenyuangededaxueshizanwei‘bainiannandeyijian’！”mantanghecai。songzianzhanqishen，

qianxudigongshou：“buguoshixiexuganhuai，dangbudegeweiqianbeimiuzan。”neifushaoniandezhiyouqianxunyoulideyangzi，

yindezaizuodefuren**men，gegeyanfantaohua。jiuzaiqifenzuireliedeshihou，wo，

zheigesuoyourendoukuaiwangledexiaotouming，turanzhanleqilai。“tangge，”woqieshengshengdikaikou，“nihaolihaiya。

”suoyourendemuguang，doujizhongdaolewoshenshang。songzianlengleyixia，suijiwenhedixiaodao：“meimeiguojiangle。

”“wozuotiankanshu，yekandaoleyishouhenxiangdeshini。”wowaizhetou，yiliantianzhen，“neibenshuhaojiuhaopo，

shiwozaidiediedeshufanglizhaodaode。limianyougeren，jiaoliuwencai，tayexieleyishou《wangyuehuaiyuan》。

”wodunledun，dangzhesuoyourendemian，yongqingcuideshengyin，jiangneishoushiyizibuchadibeilechulai。ranhou，