xiaoshuozhurengongshiluxingtonglingaochendeshumingjiao《badaolingshaotianchongqi》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshichenqinggeqingxinchuangzuodeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：shengriyanshang，luxingtongbeijimeiheweihunfushuangshuangbeipanxianhai，weijiguantou，tayinchayangcuobaoshanglelingshaozheitiaodatui。meiqianhua？lingshaoyizhangzhipiaoshuaileguoqu：“500wanzhishifurenyiyedelinghuaqian。”shentibushufule？lingshaodaizheyigeyiliaoduiwuguoquxuhanwennuan：“furenjiaoqujingui，bunengxiadi，wobaguojimingyidoujiniqingguolaile。”yourenqifu？lingshaodaizheyigebaobiaoduiwuqujiujia：“furenshaogen......
“wobutongyi！zheibushihunaome！”wangxueqingdangjijujue。
“neinimenlujiadejiwomenjiangjiayigeshuofa，bunengzheiyangqifuren！”
sulinnayouxieshengqi，guyitigaoleshengyin，rangzouzaihoumiandeluzhentianyetingdaolezheijuhua。
“jiangfuren，zenmele？”
luzhentianzoujinketing，zhilezhiduimiandeshafa，shiyisulinnazuoxialaishuo。
yongrenshangledianxinchayin，lujiasankouhejiangjiamuziweizhechajizuodezhengzhengqiqi。
luxingtongshuangshoubaobei，biaoqinglengmodizhanzaimenbian，houbeikaozheqiang，xiandeyouxiegegeburu。
“你也过来坐！”
luzhentianhentiebuchenggangdikanleyanluxingtong，youzhilezhizijishenpangdeweizhi。
luxingtongnianbuqingbuyuandizuoleguolai，dengzhekanhaoxi。
sulinnahelekoucha，caibaxinzhongdehuoqiyaxiaqu。
“luxiansheng，nihewojiaxianshengxianglaijiaoqingbuqian，liangjiadehunshiyeshinimendingxialaide，xianzaibunengyinweitazoule，nimenjiukeyibuzunshouhunyue，yaozhidao，amingkeshijiuguonideming……”
sulinnabianshuobianmoyanlei，yifushouleweiqudeyangzi。
luzhentianxiangqijiangmingcengjingweilejiuzijierluoxiamaobing，buyoudedongrong。
“saozi，nibiezheimeshuo！jiangluliangjiadehunshibuhuiyoubian！”
luzhentianpaizhexiongtangbaozheng，lianchenghudoubiandereqinglejifen。
sulinnadedaoxunuo，fangxiaxinlai，yebuzaihetaketao。
“qinjiagong，jirannizheimetongqingdali，neiwojiuzhishuole！wotingjianwaimianyouxiefengyanfengyu，shuoxingtongzaiwaimianyoulefumianxinwen，womenjiatianlinhaimeizhaotasuanzhang，tadaohaoyisituihunle！tatuihunkeyi，wokanwanrouzheihaizibucuo……”
“不行！”
meidengsulinnashuowan，luzhentianbianzhandingjietiedijujue。
“zenme？nigangcaihaibaozheng，xianzaiyoufanhui？”sulinnaliansenankan。
“bunengshirourou！tianlinyaoqudeshitongtong！”
luzhentianrouzheetou，kaishijieshi。
sulinnaditousiliangleyifan，fanzhengjiangjiayaokaolujiatixie。
luwanrouzailujiashouchong，shitaxinmuzhongdezuijiaerxifurenxuan。
ruguowangxueqingheluzhentiandoubuyuanyirangluwanroujiaguolai，neiyezhihaomianqiangxuanluxingtongle。
xiangdaozheili，takanxiangerzi：“nideyisini？”
jiangtianlinyaobaibudingdemuguang，zailujiadelianggenvershenshangbuduanzhuanhuan。
zuihou，taxiangshixialejuexinyiban：“wodangranyaoqutongtong！tacaishiwodeweihunqi！”
luxingtongtingdaozheijuhua，dunshixiangtunlecangyingbanexin，dangjijujue。
“jiangtianlin，niheluwanrougaozaiyiqideshihou，zenmemeixiangdaowoshiniweihunqi！mingmingshuohaoletuihun，xianzaichuerfaner，zhenrangwokanbuqi！”
“tongtong，buyaotingxinwaimiandefengyanfengyu，wohewanroushenmeshiyemeiyou。zhiyutuihundehua，yeshishengqideshihousuikouyishuo，dangbulezhen。”
jiangtianlinbizhongjiuqing，buxiangdiulelujiazheigedakaoshan。
luwanroutayijingdedaoguole，luxingtongtayeyaozhanran！
“fengyanfengyu？yaobuyaowozaizhangbeimenmianqianfangyixianiliangdesimishipin？rangnimayexinshangyixianidexiongzi！”
luxingtongqiji，nachushouji，zhengxiangwenmizhuliyaoshipin。
jiangtianlinliansehenshinankan！yaoshineizhongshipinjiluzhentiankandaole，tapashiyaoshalezijiba！
luzhentinghenhendiqiaoleyixiazhuozi，zuzhileluxingtongdexingdong。
“goule！tongtong！buyaozaihunao！nimenliangdehunshibunengtui！”
“爸！”
luxingtonggangyaokaikoushuoxiaqu，luzhentianbianzhanleqilai，yibianzouhuizijidefangjian，yibianhuitouzhizheta。
“你跟我来一下！”
luxingtongbuqingbuyuandigenzaifuqindeshenhou，jinlefangjian。
“weishenmeyaotuihun？nicongxiaodaodadouxihuantianlin，turantuihunshishenmeyisi？”
jinlefangjian，luzhentianguanshangmen，biandashengzhiwennver。
“ninandaobuzhidaojiangtianlinduiwozuoguoshenme？”luxingtongfanwen。
“tianlinherouroukenengcunzaiaimeiguanxi，dantamendouhainianqing，cuoyilianghuizhideyuanliang。neinibushiyefanguocuo？naochuleneimedadefumianfeiwen，doushangleweiboresou，haishizaodianjiajitianlinrangbabafangxin。”
luzhentianxiangqijintianzaiweiboshangkandaodexinwenjiulaiqi，benlaitabingbuguanzhuzheixie，danshouxiademishufeiyaojitakan。
shiguannverdemingyu，tabianqinziqulegongsiyitang，shangliangduice。
mishuxianjishuo，gancuirangluxingtonghejiangtianlinjiehun，neiyangcaiduiluxingtongzuiyouli。
jiangluliangjiadahun，fumianxinwenbugongzipo！
suoyi，tabixurangluxingtonghejiangtianlinjiehun！
“ba！niduiwodexinren，jingranliangewairendouburuma？shenmefumianxinwen，woshibeijiangtianlinheluwanroulianshouxianhaide！”
luxingtongxiangqilingaochenshangqiexiangxinzijishiqingbaide，qinshengfuqinqueyaobazijituixianghuokeng，xinzhongyichangjuewang。
“goule，tongtong，babachiguodeyanbinichiguodemihaiyaoduo，woshibuhuihainide！”
luzhentianguzhijijian，shuowanzhihouyebudengnverdaying，bianzouchufangjianquxuanbuhunshi。
luxingtongqiji，chulaishibamenshuaidezhentianxiang。
“ba！nizhenshilaohutule！woshijueduibuhuijiajiangtianlinde！”
dangzhezhongrendemian，luxingtongyixiafulelianggenanrendemianzi。
luzhentianyaoyaqiechidao：“nijiayedejia，bujiayedejia！xiazhoujiuhejiangtianlinwanhun！”
shuowan，tayoukanxiangjiangjiamuzi。
“tianlin，saozi，duiyuhunqi，nimenmeiyouyijianba？”
sulinnasulaiduiluxingtongbuxi，zhengxiangtuoyanxierizi，kejiangtianlinquedayingdehengancui：“keyi，xiazhoujiuhetongtongjiehun！zheiyitianwodenglehenjiu！”
jiezhe，yilaoyishaolianggenanren，biankaishichoumouluxingtongdehunshi。
“lubo，shijianzheimecangcu，wojianyihunshicongjian。”
jiangtianlinxinliduiluxingtongshenglexianxi，gancuilianhunliyebuxiangdabanle。
lufuquebuyuanyi：“shijiansuiduan，hunshiyebunengliaocao，haiyouyizhoushijianzhunbei，yanhuidepaichanghehunshadexuanzedouyaojiangjiu！”
lufujiuzhiwangzheyongzheichanghunyanquyaluxingtongdefumianxinwen，zenmenengrangjiangtianlinjiandancaoban？
luxingtongkanzhelaofuqinyilianrenzhendeyangzi，xinqinghenshifuza。
zheigelaotouzi，daodishizaihuziji，haishixiangkuaidianbazijisaodichumen？
buguantashizenmexiangde，jiangtianlinzheigehuokeng，tabunengtiao！
“nimenbuyongtaolunle！woshibuhuijiajiangtianlinde，woyijingyouxihuanderenle！”luxingtongkaikoudao。
“tongtong，ninalaixihuanderen？congxiaodaodaniyanlijiuzhiyoutianlin，douzheigeshihoule，haihushuoshenme！”
luzhentianhenbudelijiduzhuluxingtongdezui。
“wohaizhenyou！wohetayijianzhongqing，xiazhoujiuyaodinghunle！”
她净身出户当天，秦爷彻底失控了！
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