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”“woturanxiangdao，jintianyaobangnainaishengbaba！”“zhuweigaoci！

”danmukuanghuan：【hahahahaxiaochubakuaifuji！！】【he，

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】3wokuangbenhuijia，hualeyiwanshangshijianyanjiudanmu，zhongyupincouchuledazhijuqing。nanzhubaiyichen，

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”“nierduodouhongtoule，gaibushihaixiuleba？”“fangxinla，baixuezhangjueduiduiniyouyisi！

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”wo：“……”zheigeshayatougenbenbuzhidao，nayoushenmexiaoyuanlianai？zhiyoujingxinshejidemoushaa！

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”“记住了？

5danmurenaole：【haobadaowohaoxihuan】【jiang·fangxinzonghuofan·wang】【nvpeihaimeidengdaobeibaiyichenwaxin，

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”“……”zheizajieshia？qianyimiaohaizaikoukoushengshengshuoxihuanrenjia。

jieguoshoujipingbao、weixinzhidingdoushilingyigenanren。zheigesheisheinengjieshideqingchuaaaa！！！

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】【baiyichen：？？？wocaishinanzhuhaoma！】【zheibowozhanjiangwang！suosi！】wotoutoudaliangbaiyichen。

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jiangwangdixiao，sangyindaizheyundonghoudeweiya：“……mogoulema？”wosongkaishou，

zhijianmantuntuncengguotatuqidewangu。ze，zheishouzhangdeyetaifanguile！gujiefenming，

qingjinzailengbaipifuxiaweiweilongqi，lianshouwandexiantiaodoutouzhegulinglidexinggan。haimeidengwohuiweigou，

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】【jiejiekuaimo！bumobushiren！】【baiyichenshishei？duibuqiwoshiyile！

】kejiangwangyanzhongquedaizhexianeryijiandebukuai。“wennuan，”tatiaoqiwoxiaba，“niyiqianjiuzheishenmei？

”woxinxudibiekaiyan。sheinianqingshimeiyanxiaguoni？dangchuzhuizaibaiyichenshenhoudangtiangoudehuamianzainaohaishanhui。

ermochengjichulaineitian，wokaolequanxiaodisan。baoyulizhanlesanxiaoshi，zhongyudengdaotazouchudaxuexiaomen。

tachengzhesan，lianjiaobudoumeiting：“xuemei，rangyirang。”sanmoqianwogaoshao39dujitafadexiaoxi，

liangxiaoshihoushoudaohuifu：“duohereshui”。zhidaogaokaoqianyizhou，baiyichenturanzhuanxing。

bujinzhudongzhidaowozuoye，daiwoqurenjunliangweishudecanting，haizaiyinghuashuxiajiwopaizhao。

suiranzhaopianpaidebucuo，dan99%deguigongyuwodetianshenglizhi！jianwochenmobushuohua，

jiangwangqiangxingbawodelianbanzheng：“haizaixiangta？”ze……xiaolanggouzhanyouyuhaitingqiang？

danxiangdaokaixuehoushenqingranjiuhuibingfa，baiyichenneigefengpishuobudingzhenhuibawobangshangshoushutai……buxing，

wodebanglaojiangwang！wobufangxindizhuaizhutayijiao：“jiangwang，womengangcaishuohaole，kaixuehou，

niyao24xiaoshipeizhewo，bunengfanhuie。”“ng。”“24xiaoshi？niqueding？”zaogao，

haoxiangwantuole……10kaixuehou，wozhijiechenglequanxiaonvshengdegongdi。jiangwangbujinpeiwochifan、peiwoshangke，

lianwocaidekoujiaodeyouxizhanghaodoubeitadaishanglewangzhe。zheirizi，shuangshizhendeshuang。meiciyuanyuankanjianbaiyichen，