笨蛋美人马甲掉了：全家都是我小弟天狗赤月-著

小说简介

《bendanmeirenmajiadiaole：quanjiadoushiwoxiaodi》shiyibukourenxinxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youtiangouchiyueqinglichuangzuo。gushiyixuzhizhiliwenzhuweizhongxinzhankai，jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin，xuzhizhiliwenzhubuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtandeduzheiduanmiaoshudeshihou，kanshurenxuzhizhidairuleziji，tayouguojieshitengdejingyan，nengxiangxiangchulaiyuanzhudangshidejuewang……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong，wufaziba。

精彩章节

1983年秋，

“枝枝，喝药了!”

“wodougenwangmeiposhuohaole，nizheitouhaizidiaole，limajiunengjiaguoqu，cailidoujinitantuole。”

xuzhizhizheiduanshijianzongshizuomeng，bushimengjianmianruguanyudemengnangenzijizaiyiqi，jiushimengjianyourenduanyaojitahe。

jintiandemeng，shitabuxihuandeshengyin。

bizheyanjingmonianleyiju，“kuaijin，huanxiayiji。”

yiwangmeicizheiyangzuo，douhuihuandaoneigechuanzhejunzhuangmianruguanyudemengnanneibian，liangrendangzhenshihuayangbaichu。

zhishijintianmonianlehaojibian，zheirangrenliukoushuidejuqingshizhongmeiyouchuxian。

yucitongshi，neigepoluosangzidenvshenghaizailecibupidequantachiyao，cidetaermoshengteng，tagangbayanjingzhengkai，kandaoyanqiandejingxiang，ganjinyoubilehuiqu。

bizedefangjian，fahuangdeqiangmian，jufudeweirentouxiang，tuotuodeniandaiwenbiaopei!

gaibuhuishishimaoleyiba，chuanshuleba?

“zhizhi，biebizheyanle，wodoukandaole。”

huayingangluo，xuzhizhirenmingdezhongxinxiankaiyanpi，duifanglianshangdexiaorongshunjianbiandewenroukeqin。

zheimoyang，qierduanfa，lvdouyan，zheshixiangzijiqianbujiukanguodeniandaiwenzhongeduhoumaxingxiang。

xuzhizhihenhendiqialeyibashouxin，juliedetengtongganrangtayishidao，zheihuishizhenganshangle。

她穿书了!

chuanjintonggongsidejingzhengduishouzhoutianxiedenanpinniandaiwenlimianle，zheiweinanzhurensheyoudianteshu，shinvpinchangjiandewanrenmisheding，ergentatongmingtongxingdezheigejiaoseshinanzhulihunzaosidebaiyueguang。

yiweichetoucheweidebendanemeiren。

ershulimiandenvzhuzeshiliwenzhudedierrenqizizhoutian，yejiushiwenanziji。

zheiweibendanmeirenxieentubao，ranglaoyecengjingjiuguodeneijiarendesunziquleziji，

keshijiehunbujiu，yuanzhuzhangfubianchurenwulikaile，jigeyuehoucongdongbeibianjingchuanlaitaxishengdexiaoxi。

yuanzhunadaoxishengjintiedediertianbiankaishilexiangqin，zaihoumaliangfenglandecuanduoxiarenshilehuochaichangdehuichengzhiqing。

zhiqingzaixiangxiayouguoyigemeiyoulingzhengdexifu，haishenglelianggeerzi。

dan77nianhou，zhiqingkaoshangdaxue，biandaizheerzihuilecheng，daxuebiyefenpeigongzuodaolehuochaichang，taxiangzhaogechenglixifu，danzijiyoudailelianggehaizi。

zheiyilaierqubianzhaodaoleyuanzhu，liangrentiaojianxiangdang，henkuaijiutanhunlunjia，

“xuzhizhi”weilezheigezhangdehaokandezhangqifanpiao，erhuameishuobianjiangduzilidehaizijidadiaole。

haizidadiaohou，tazaijiaxiuxilebangeyue，bianpobujidaidejiajilezheiweizhiqinghuiji。

hunhoumeiduojiu，duifangdezhenshimianmubianxianlulechulai，duixuzhizhibushidajiushimaren，zuihendeyicihaijiangtatidezigongpolie，liuxuebuzhi……

taxianghoumajiuqiuzhu，nazhidaoliangfenglanchazheyaoburangtajinmen，

shuoshijiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui，huijishichangzilizuihaoshuohuaderen，zenmekenenghuijiabao?

jiusuandongshou，neiyeshinixuzhizhibuhuisihouren，bushangbanhailongluobuzhunanren，baixialenizheizhanghumeizidelian。

qiuzhuwumen，yuanzhuzhinengjixuhuidaoneigepojia，zuihousideqican。

ershulimiandenvzhu，yejiushiliwenzhudedierrenqizizhoutian，shiliwenzhuzhudideyisheng，zhangdehaokan，jiashiyehao，haijiangzijibaozhuangchengleyigewenroukeren，shanliangdafangdejieyuhua。

zailiwenzhushouqingshangshangdeneiduanshijian，tieshenzhaogu，zuihougongkeliwenzhushoushangdexin，liangrenhunhouenaidaolao!

huiyiwanjuqing，xuzhizhiwuyuwencangtian，

孩子是不能打的。

junguandalaoyeshibunengfangqi。

yanxia，yinggaijiushixuzhizhizaihexianeiwandataiyaozhiqiandejuqing，tajieguoyaowan，dingzheduimianfokoushexindeliangfenglan，qianqianyixiao，

“liangyi，zheishijiwohede?”

kanzheruyangchunbaixueyibandexiaorong，liangfenglanjingderendoudaizaileyuandi，shenxiyikouqi，lianmangdiantou，

“嗯，给你的!”

shulimianduiyuanzhudewaimaoyouguojiandandemiaoxie，shuotashiyiweibuzhebukoudedameiren，meiruyuandai，yipinyixiaojieshifengqing，jiuliannvrenkanledoudezhenjingsanmiaodeneizhong。

congliangfenglandefanyinglaikan，queshibujia。

“dataiyao?”xuzhizhixiaozheyouwen。

“对。”

dacongtadaizheerzijiajixuzhizhitabayihou，zheisiyatouconglaimeiduizijixiaoguo，jintianzheishichoudenamenzidefeng，liangfenglanxinshenghuaiyi。

“zhuzixishengle，haizishengxialainijiushidanqinmama，ayibuxiangnizaizouwodelaolu，nimingbaima?”

“womingbaide，liangayishiweilewohao。”

xuzhizhizhidaofurenkoulidewenzhujiushimenglineiweimianruguanyudemenghan。

mengjingliyouguoliangrenzaiyiqidehuamian，dangzhenshi，kekou!

erliwenzhucishiyegenbenmeiyouxisheng，ershishoushangzhujinleyiyuan。

“zhidaojiuhao，chenrehe，liangleyaoxiaocha。”liangfenglanqingqingtuileyixiaxuzhizhidegebo，muguangyizhizaineiwanyaotangdazhuan。

xuzhizhiningzhehaokandeliuyemei，taishoujiangyaowansongdaozuibian，zheigejiaodu，ganghaonengcongyinyundereqikandaoliangfenglanyadouyabuzhudezuijiao。

taguyijiangyaowannakaixie，

“梁姨，我害怕。”

liangfenglanneikoutiqilaideqi，beizheiyidaduandunshixielexialai，zhejidao，

“pasha，jiushilaigeshiereryi，yidianerdoubutong，duishentiyemeishashanghai，nitingwode，niezhebiziyikoumen，yihougenzhehuijichihebuchou。”

zheihuaqueshipianguoleshulimiandebendanmeiren，shulimianyuanzhuyixinxiangzhuazhuneizhangzhangqifanpiao，erhuameishuojiuhelezheiwanyao。

zhishixuzhizhikanguozheiduanduotaidemiaoxie，taguangshicongjianduandewenziganshoudaodangshidecanren，xuexing。

yuanzhuhewanyao，bingmeiyoumashangfanying，ershidengdaolediertian。

fazuoneitianwanshang，yuanzhuzaichuangshangtongdedahandajiao，haojicidouyunsiguoqu，erlengmodexufubudanmeiyousongyiyuan，haidamaxuzhizhishigekesinanrenkesihaizidesangmenxing!

houmaliangfenglanzeshibanyanlaohaoren，jiangxufuquanhuilefangjian，youdingzhuzijierzibieduoguanxianshi，zheicainazheganmianzhangjinleyuanzhudefangjian。

paxuzhizhidehanshengzhaolailinju，liangfenglanyongmaojinjiangyuanzhudezuiduzhu，youyongmashengkunzhutadeshoujiao，tiaodaochuangshang，yongganmianzhangshijingerdeanyayuanzhudeduzi。

yuanzhumeibeianjixia，renjiuyishenhanshuidetanruanleguoqu，shenxiadididadabutingdeliuchuxianhongdexueye。

cishideliangfenglanbingmeiyoutingshou，jiangtongyunsiguoqudeyuanzhuyongliangshuijiaoxing，jixuyongganmianzhang。

qingxingguolaideyuanzhutongdeyanzhuzidouyaobaochulaile，yangzhebozi，xianghanhanbuchulai，xiangdongyedongbule，zhinengsisikouzhechuangban，renyouliangfenglanzaishenshangshijinger。

shulimianyongshenglvehaojiangzheitongkudeyiwanshangkuaijinle。

diertian，yuanzhudehaizibianmeile。

duzheiduanmiaoshudeshihou，kanshurenxuzhizhidairuleziji，tayouguojieshitengdejingyan，nengxiangxiangchulaiyuanzhudangshidejuewang。

suoyitaduihoumazheigejiaosehendeyaoyaqiechi，jihuisongdaoleshoushang，tabuhuifangguo。

renshengjiushiyaoyiyahaiyacaitongkuai。

kanzheliangfenglan，xuzhizhishenchuxinenxiuzhangdeshouzhi，yibaniezhutadexiaba，zaitahaimeiyoufanyingguolaizhiqianzhijiejiangyaozhiguanruleduifangdezuili。

“liangyi，chenrehe，yaoxiaozu。”