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“neishinideshi，woyibaiwanqingnilai，nanbuchengjiushiweilerangnipeifeiyudema？neiwoburuzhaogebaomu，wojidezuotianbushiyougerenchaofengwobudongguanxinma？neijiubanideguanxinnachulairangwokankan。”
qiaoanxianglexiang，zixinyixiao：“fangxin，wojueduihuibininenggenghaodezhaoguta。”
“duile，niqianwanbuyaoxihuanshangwo，wokebuxihuanmafandenvren。”
qiaoanhenhendebaileyiyan，meiyouhuiying。
nizheiyangdeziliankuang，guicaihuiyao。
刷刷刷……
qiaoanqianshanglezijidedaming，kanlekanzijishoubiao。
“shengzong，xiwangwomennenggouhezuoyukuai。”
qiaoandeshuangshouzaikongzhongxuanzhilebantian，shengquanyulenghengleyisheng，kandoumeikanyiyan，naqiwenjiandabuliuxingdezouchubangongshi。
zheigeziliankuangzhenshiqianzou。
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幼儿园。
xiawusidian，xiaopengyoujuzaiwunei，zuodengfumulaijie。
“nishishenmeshihouchushengde？”qiaoxiaoqihanzhebangbangtanggenshengfeiyuyouyijumeiyijudedashan。
“babashuoshiwuyuewuhao。”
“真的？”
qiaoxiaoqiyitingmanlianjingqi，“nijingrangenwoshitongyitian，kanyangziwomenhaizhenshiyouyuanfen。”
“shima？”shengquanyuyuqidanding，shoulidehuabishizhongmeiyoutingxialai。
qiaoxiaoqikaixindezuoyouyaohuangqilai：“nandenenggenwoyudaotongyuetongrishengderen，buran……womenjiuyijiejinlan，jianglainiyoushi，wohaikeyizhaozheni。”
“nixiangdehaiduode。”shengfeiyulengjundemianrong，dandandeluchuyisixiaorong。
“aiyou！”qiaoxiaoqishangqianyaoleyaoshengquanyudegebo，“nibuyaozongshibanzheyizhanglian，aixiaodehaizicaihuizhaorentenge！”
“shima？”shengquanyubutaixiangxin，xiangqizijifuqindelengmo，shengpamingtianqiaoxiaoqiyehuixiangzhiqiandepengyouyiyangbudaliziji。
“真的，看我的。”
qiaoxiaoqiyaoyaohuanghuangdichongdaoledabanlaoshidemianqian。
“laoshi。”tianzhenwuxiedeshengyinyinqilechenlaoshidezhuyi，qiaoxiaoqishunshizhankailetadezhaopaidongzuo—jueshaxiaorong。
xiaoruyanhua，tianzhenwuxie。
“七七。”
youeryuanchenlaoshihuangmangbaqiaoxiaoqizuizhongdebangbangtangchelechulai，“nimamakezhutuoguole，jueduibunengjinichitang。”
qiaoxiaoqiduleduzui，shuangshouzuochuyigebaituodeshoushi，zhinenruanmengshuodao：“keshi……zheishijintiandediyikea！xinwenshangdoushuole，weiweidesheruyidiantangfenduiwoyouyichude。”
shuilinglingdedayanjinghushanhushandezhazhe，yaoshibuhaijita，zijidouyuxinburen。
chenlaoshikuxiaobuyi，yaoshipingshiqiangleqitahaizidebangbangtang，tamenzaojiuguikulanghao。
zheigeqiaoxiaoqiganglaixuexiao，jiuhenzhaorenxihuan。
“jini，buguozhinengchizheiyike。”
“enn……”
qiaoxiaoqixingfendejieleguolaisaijinzuili，“chenlaoshiduiwozuihaole。”
ruanmengdegongji，chenlaoshiwanquanzhaojiabuzhu。
哒哒哒……
qiaoxiaoqiyoupaohuileshengfeiyudeshenbian，deyidezhuandongleyixiabangbangtang。
“lihaiba！zheizhaoduifubangbangtangshushu，jueduibuzaihuaxia。”
shengfeiyuqianxiaozhilezhichuangwai，yifukanhaoxideyangzi：“buzhidaonizenmeyingduiqiaojiejieni？”
“啊？”
qiaoxiaoqihuitouyikan，zijideqinmazhengqiazheyao，zaichuangwaidingzheziji。
keke~nizenmebuzaoshuoya？
“妈咪……”
qiaoxiaoqibandizhetouguaiguaidezoulechulai，shengfeiyugenzaihoumian。
“qiaoxiaoqi，wogennishuoguoduoshaobiana，zaoshangbushijiguoniyikebangbangtanglema？nizenmexianzai……”
“zheige……”qiaoxiaoqiminzhexiaozui，xiaoshouxianghuduilaidui，yifuzhunbeishouxundebiaoqing。
“jiejie，qiqizaoshangmeiyouchiwanjiubaoleqilai，xianzaicaikaishichi。”
“shima？”qiaoanbutaixiangxin，zijiadexiaochanmaojingrannenggourendaoxiawu。
qiaoxiaoqiyiting，yanjingdoufangguang，manyandoubiaoxianchupeifuzhiyi。
“zhende，gegemeiyoupianren，jintiannenggourenshigegetebiekaixin，jiuwangjichile。”
shengquanyudandandeyixiao，biaoshimoren。
qiaoankanzheshengquanyudexiaoyexinweidexiaoqilai：“xingle，kanzaigegedefenshangjiuraoleni。”
“xixi……”qiaoxiaoqishunshizuolegebaobaodedongzuo。
qiaoanwunaiyaoleyaotou，baoqilaiqiaoan，“yuyu，yihouwojiushinidesirenjiajiao，fuzezhaogunideqijuhexuexi。”
qiaoanshizaibuhaoyisishuochuzijishisirenmishudezheisigezi。
sirenjiajiao，tingqilaiyebijiaozhenggui。
“zhende？”shengfeiyutongkongweiweizhengda，zheishitouyicimeiyoubeibabanianzouderen。
“zhende？”qiaoxiaoqiyexingfenleqilai，“neiwobushimeitiandoukeyikandaobangbangtangshushu。”
qiaoanpailepaitadetou，“zheigenniyoushenmeguanxi？”
“zenmemeiguanxi？wohaidanxinnidezhongshendashini！”qiaoxiaoqiyifuyouxinchongchongdemoyang。
wogenneigeziliankuang？hehe~naoneixiangqiziliankuangzhangkuangzidademoyang，pinmingdiyaoleyaotou。
“huiqubazuotiandesanzijingbushang。”
“妈咪！”
qiaoanweixiaozhedengleyiyan，“zailuosuojiujiashibian。”
“呜呜……”
qiaoxiaoqishunjianbuyan，rutongmaomidejiashi，guaiqiaopazaiqiaoandeshenshang。
shengfeiyukanzheliangmunvdanaoxianmuqilai，guiguijujudebanjugong，tashanglezijiaguanjiakailaidemashaladi。
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叮叮叮……
qingchen，qiaoanhaizaizuozaofandeshihou，dianhua**bianxiangleqilai。
“喂？”
shengquanyulengkuminglingdeyuqicongtingtongchuanlechulai，“ng，congjintianhaikaishi，haizijiuyounilaifuzejiesong。”
“我？”
“zenme？nanbuchengnishuileyijuejiuwangjilezijiderenwu。”
qiaoanhuangmangdejieshi：“wojidehetongshangshirangwozhaogu，meiyourangwojiesongle？”
shengquanyubuxiebiyi：“qiaoan，kanyangzinilijienengliyehencha，niduizhaoguzheigeciyouxiewujie，nanbuchengzhaogububaokuojiesongma？”
wengwengweng……naozixianglejisheng。
shunjian，qiaoanhenhouhuiqianleneifenhetong，weileyibaiwanjiuzheyao，pashiyaobazijideyaojizhejinqu。
zheigeziliankuang，guoranshigewujianbushangderen。
qiaoanxinlisuibaoyuan，zuishangquebigongbijing。
“shengzong，qunineiliyougongjiaoma？womashangjiuguolai。”
“gongjiao？”shengquanyuhaoxiangtouyicitingshuogongjiaozheizhongdongxi，“ninandaobuhuikaichema？”
qiaoanzuijiaoyixiao，guzuoweiqu：“woshihuikaiche，zhibuguomeiyouche，woheqiqi，xianzaidoushizuogongjiaoquyoueryuan。”
“你家地址。”
shengquanyuyuqizhongdaixienuqi，benxiangdiaonanyixiazheinvren，meixiangdaozheinvrendeshilishizaishitairuo。
qiaoanweiweinuonuobaoledizhi。
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