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benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu，duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《biedashangle！zaidashang，wojiuyaozhanqilaiganxielaotiele！》，muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong，chenfenglinweiweixiaolishishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu，zuozhe“chenmotong ”qingxinbianzhuzhong，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：quanwangde「laotie」men，chenglewoweiyidemujizhengren。xianzai，fuchoukaishile，qingshuabo666weiwozheijushitijiajiayou。【1】wosile。zheishierzhengdetingturan……

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#shitizaizhibo#、#meinvzhubobeishahai#、#wozaixianchang#，

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neimeiyuanbenlaolaotaozaiwowumingzhishangdehunjie，cikejingrandiaoluozailewodeshoubian。jiezhishiwoziji「tuo」

xialaide。【3】siji。dixiashili，shisiyibandejijing。chenfenghelinweiweilianggeren，xiangbeishiledingshenzhou，

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wotamakandaoleshenme？jiezhizijidongle！zheishishenme？yiniankongwu？shitichaonengli？

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【woshijingchashushu】：@quantichengyuan，zhongfu！zheibushiyanxi！

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zhiyaozaiduoyidianshijian，zaiduoyidianxiansuo……raner，chenfengdexiayigejudong，querangwoxintouyijin。

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hechenxianshengyuehaolejintianlaiheshiyixiasuqingnvshidelipeishiyi。」shilipeiyuan！tazenme……tiqianlaile？

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wangxiangmenkou。dixiashidemenmeiguanyan，yigechuanzhexizhuang、daizhejinsiyanjingdezhongniannanrenzhengzhanzaimenkou，

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「a——！！！sharenla——！！！」lipeiyuanzhangxianshengfachuleyishengxiangcheyunxiaodecanjiao，zhuanshenjiupao，

liangundaipa，paodebituzihaikuai。taneifujiazhibufeidejinsiyanjingdoudiaozailedishang。

【4】lipeiyuandechuxianxiangshiyiketourupingjinghumiandezhadan，chedidaluanlechenfengdejiezou。talengzaiyuandi，

juzhefuzi，biaoqingcongxionghendaocuoe，zaidaojinghuangshicuo，zhenggeguochengbuchaoguowumiaozhong，

jingcaidexiangyichangchuanjubianlian。linweiweidefanyinggengkuai，tajihushilikejiujianjiaozhebianjie：「bushiwomen！

bushiwomenshade！shita！shitazijiyaohuishimieji！」tazhizhechenfeng，baguoshuaideganganjingjing。「nibizui！

」chenfenghuiguoshenlai，nuhouyisheng，rengdiaofuzi，chongguoquyibawuzhutadezui。「wanle……quanwanle……」

tamianrusihui，yanshenhuansan，「tadoukandaole……takendingbaojingle……」dixiashili，

xianruleyipianhunluanhejuewang。erwodezhibojian，zeshiyipiankuanghuandehaiyang。

「hahahahahahashenbingtianjianglipeiyuan！」「lipeiyuan：wojiushilaizougeliucheng，

meixiangguoyaoqinlinanfaxianchanga！」「chenfeng：wobenxianghuishimieji，naihekpizongshibuqieryu。」

「bangyidage：zheiqingjie，juele！birenhebianjuxiededouniubi！youtingx10！

jishijiehelipeiyuandagejiajitui！」youshiyibohaohuadedashangtexiao。wonengganjuedao，wode「nengliang」

zhengzaikuaisuhuifu。gangcaineizhongxuruoganyisaoerkong，querdaizhideshiyizhongqiansuoweiyoude「chongshigan」。

woshenzhijuede，wonengkongzhiwodeshouzhi，zuochugengjingxidedongzuole。bunengrangtamenpaole！

jingchayinggaijiukuaidaole，wobixutuozhutamen！chenfengcikeyijingconghuangluanzhonglengjinglexialai，

yanzhongshanshuozhewangmingzhitudefengkuang。「pao！womenxianzaijiupao！」talazhelinweiwei，「likaizheili！qubianjing！

zhiyaotaochuqu，jiuhaiyoujihui！」「keshi……qian……」linweiweihaidianjizheneibibaoxianjin。

「mingdouyaomeile，haiyaoshenmeqian！」chenfengtuozhetajiuwangwaizou。buxing！wojile，

jianggangganghuifudesuoyounengliang，quanbujizhongzaiwodehoulongheshengdaishang。

neishiwoshentilizuijingmi、yezuinankongzhideqiguanzhiyi。woxiangshuohua，napazhiyouyigezi！「he……」

yigejiqiweiruo、shaya，xiangshiloufengdefengxiangfachudeshengyin，congwodehoulonglijilechulai。shengyinhenqing，

danzaisijidedixiashili，querutongpingdijinglei。zhengzhunbeitaopaodechenfenghelinweiwei，jiaobumengdiyidun，

shentijiangyingdi，yicunyicundizhuanleguolai。tamendelianshang，xiemanlewufayongyuyanxingrongdekongju。

tamenkandaoleshenme？tamenkandao，bingjulidewo，neishuangjinbideyanjing，buzhiheshi，yijingzhengkaileyitiaofeng。

suiranmeiyoujiaoju，suirankongdongwushen，danneiqueshishi……zhengkaile。erwodezuichun，yezaiweiweixidongzhe。

「ni……gangcai……shuoshenme？」chenfengdeshengyindoudexiangshaikang。woyongjinquanli，

zaiciqudongwoneiyijingjiangyingdeshengdai。zheiyici，shengyinqingxileyidian。「jie……zhi……」

woshuochuleneigeduiwolaishuoyiyifeifandeci。neimeibeitaqinshoudaishang，youbeiwoqinshou「tuo」xiadejiezhi。

neimeixiangzhengzhewomenaiqing，rujinquechenglezuidafengcidejiezhi。tingdaozheigeci，chenfengdexinlifangxianchedikuale。

tafangfokandaolewochuanzhehunsha，zhanzaitamianqian，zhiwenta「weishenmeyaobeipanwo」dehuanxiang。「aaaa！」

tabaozhetou，fengkuangdidajiaoqilai，「bushiwo！bushiwo！shita！shilinweiweigouyinwode！

tashuonixinggeqiangshi，shuonigenbenbuaiwo，zhishibawodangchengnidefushupin！shitarangwoshaleni，

nazoubaoxianjinde！」beidangchangshuaiguodelinweiweiyefengle。「nihushuo！」tajianjiaozhefanbo，「mingmingshini！

shinixianqisuqingzhizhidaogongzuo，budongqingqu！shiniyanhongtadecaihuahecaifu！shinizaojiuxiangbaituotale！

wozhishi……wozhishitaiainile，caihuiguimixinqiaobangni！」yichangjingcaijuelundegouyaogou，

jiuzaiwode「shiti」mianqian，zaishubaiwanwangyoudeweiguanxia，**shangyan。tamenhuxiangzhize，huxiangtuiwei，

basuoyouangzangde、edude、buweirenzhidemimi，quandoudoulechulai。yuanlai，tazaojiuxianwoaishile。yuanlai，

tazaojiujiduwoyongyoudeyiqiele。yuanlai，zheichangmousha，xumouyijiu。wojingjingdi「ting」zhe，

zhengzheneitiaofengdeyanjing，「kan」zhetamenchouloudezuilian。wodexinzhong，meiyoufennu，meiyoubeishang，

zhishengxiayipianbinglengdesiji。zheijiushiwoaiguodenanren。zheijiushiwoxinrendeguimi。zhenkexiao。

zhibojiandedanmuyijingbushibaozha，ershihebaole。「luxialaile！quandouluxialaile！

zheishizuiwanzhengdesharendongjizishu！」「tianwanghuihui，shuerbulou！shijieniubi！」「nianduzuijiafanzhuan！

woyuanchengzhiwei《yiduigounannvdeziwoxiuyang》！」jiuzaitamenhuxiangsiyaodezuijiliedeshihou，

dixiashidemenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。「jingcha！buxudong！」yiqunshenchuanzhifu、heqiangshidandejingchachonglejinlai。

lingtoude，shiyigemianrongcangsang，danyanshenruilidezhongniannanren。takandaoyanqiandejingxiangyelengleyixia。

lianggexiangfengziyiyangniudazaiyiqidenannv，yigechangkaidebingju，bingjuliyiju……zhengzheyanjingdeshiti？

「zhangdui，zhei……」pangbiannianqingdejingyuanyoudianmeng。beichengzuozhangduidenanren，

zhengshizhiqianzaizhibojianlifayande「woshijingchashushu」，shixingjingduidefuduizhang，zhangjing。

takanleyiyanwoshoujisuozaideweizhi，youkanlekanwoneitiaozhengkaideyanfeng，yanshenfuza。

tahuilehuishou：「doukaoqilai，daizou！」chenfenghelinweiwei，zaikandaojingchadeshunjian，jiucheditanruanle，

xiangliangtiaobeichoulejindegou，beijingchatuolechuqu。dixiashi，zhongyuanjingle。zhangduihuanhuanzoudaobingjuqian，

kanzhewo。tameiyoulikejiaofayi，ershichenmodi，yuwoduishilehenjiu。ranhou，taduizhewo，zheigefangxiang，

qingqingdishuoleyiju：「xinkule。jiexialai，jiaojiwomenba。」shuowan，taduizhewo，jingleyigebiaozhundeli。

neiyike，woganjuedao，yizhiyilaizhichengzhewodeneiguyuanqihezhinian，fangfodedaolejietuo。wodeyanpi，

huanhuandiheshangle。zhibojiandehuamian，suizhewokoudailideshoujidianlianghaojin，zuizhongxianruleyipianheian。

【5】woyiweigushidaozheilijiugaijieshule。xiongshouluowang，zhenxiangdabai，wozheijuhanyuanersideshiti，

yegairutuweian，chedianxi。danxianshi，zongbixiaoshuogengwulitou。wozaici「xinglai」，

shibeiyizhenxiaodushuideweidaoqiangxingde。wodeshiye，buzaishibingjuneibidebaishuang，ershiyipiancanbaidetianhuaban。

woneng「ting」daozhouweiyouyiqidididadadeshengyin，haiyourenzoulaizouqudejiaobusheng。zheilishi……tingshifang？

yedui，zuoweiyijuzhongyaode「wuzheng」，wobeiladaofayizhongxinjiepouyanshi，heqingheli。zhishi，

wode「yishi」weishenmehaimeiyouxiaosan？bujinmeiyouxiaosan，fanerbizhiqianrenheshihoudouyaoqingxihewending。

woshenzhinengganjuedao，woduizijishentide「kongzhiquan」，sihuyoutishengleyigedengji。wochangshizhejizhongjingshen，

xiang「kan」qingzhouweidehuanjing。wodebozi，yiyizhongjiqihuanmandanqueshiyouxiaodesudu，kaishizhuandong。

zheigeguocheng，jiuxiangshishengxiudejiqirendiyicizhixingzhiling，fachule「gazhigazhi」deqingxiang。xinghao，

zheilimeiren。wode「shixian」，saoguotingshifang。yipaipaidetingshiju，buxiugangdejiepoutai，

gezhongwojiaobushangmingzideqixie……zuizhong，wodemuguangluozailepangbianyizhangzhuozishang。

zhuozishangfangzheyigetoumingdezhengwudai。daizilishiwodeshouji。tazhenglianzhechongdianxian，pingmuliangzhe，

shangmianshimimimamadedanmu。wodezhibo……jingranhaimeiguan？erqie，kanzheijiashi，

sihushibeijingfangdangchenglemouzhong「teshuzhengwu」，baohuleqilai，shenzhihaitiexindijiwochongshangledian。

wo：「……」nimenjingchabanandouzheimeyinghedema？wojiang「shixian」jujiaozaishoujipingmushang。

zaixianrenshufeidanmeiyoujianshao，fanertupoleqianwandaguan。

zhenggepingmudoubeigezhongyansededanmuheliwutexiaofugai，kadexiangshizaibofangppt。「shijiehaizaima？

shijienihaihaoma？」「zheilishina？tingshifang？haojiahuo，zhibojiandoukaidaodifule？」

「zhangduishuorangwomenbiedanxin，tahuizhaoguhaoshijiede，wozenmeganjuezheige『zhaogu』youdianbuyiyang？」

「bangyidage」：buguanshijiexianzaishirenshiguihaishidaima，zhiyaohaizai，bangyiyongyuanshinide！

chaojihuojian×100！suizhepingmushangneiyibaifakanchenghuitianmiedidehuojiantexiaoshengqi，

yigupangdadaonanyixiangxiangde「nengliang」，rutonghaixiaobanyongrulewodeyishi。hong！wodenaozi，ebu，

wode「yishi」li，fangfoyoushenmedongxibeichongpole。neiyishunjian，