《bangdingwanmingxitong，qitongweitawanfengle！》shifengzhongliushachuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoqitongweilianglujinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。fanguanqitongweiyagenermeibatafangzaiyanli，kuaibuhuidaolezijidezhibanshi。【ding！jiancedaosuzhukaishiwanming，xitongzidongchunengchenggong，xianzailikecongxiumianzhuangtaitui……。
jianshiqingyijinganzhaozijijihuadefangxiangfazhan。
qitongweikaishifenpeijigetongxueyongshitoudazaodedazao。
抓鱼的抓鱼。
找柴火的找柴火。
dengzhongxiaoaiyiqunrenquandoudaoledeshihou，yuyijingjiazaihuoshangkaole。
kanjianzhongxiaoaihou，qitongweiguyiweixiaozhekanxianglezhongxiaoai。
“诶！猴子呢？
吊车尾呢？”
zhongxiaoaitingleyiranneiyanggaoleng，wanquanmeiyoubaqitongweikanzaiyanli。
yeyidiandoumeiyoudalidedasuan。
陈海见了连忙搭腔。
“e！lianglaoshijiaoweile，houzifuzebeilianglaoshi，laidemanxie！”
kanzhegaogaozaishang，duanzhejiazidezhongxiaoai，qitongweixinzhongzhishifaxiao。
tongshichuyushangyishijishiniandezhiyexiguan，duizhongxiaoaijinxinglechechedididerenwuhuaxiangfenxi。
te！haizhenshitianshengdegaoleng。
bukuishigaoganjiatingchulaide。
完全不食人间烟火。
houzishangbeizitianshitiandaole，duobanyeshizaiwaimiankanzhefengguang，gujiguodeyejiushizhuixuderizi。
谁都不敢得罪！
jiuneisha，gujiyongshenmezishigujidoudexiandashenqingcaixing！
yaohuanzuowoqitongwei，bubazheixiaoniangpichedizhengfu，wogentaxing。
说白了！
duifuzheizhonglengbingbingdeyunv，jiuyinggaiyonghenhendichou。
xianghouzizheiyangsitiandaodi，nengyouhaojieguocaiguai。
但说实话！
zheimeleng，zijilianzhengfudeyuwangdoumeiyou。
bangexiaoshihou，houliangpingbeizhelianglucaishanshanlaichi。
“lulu，nixianzuoyihui，woqujininayitiaokaoyu！”
啥？
canjiahuodongdesuoyourenquandoudengdaleyanjingkanxianghouliangping。
danquandoujuyuliangludeshenfen，shadoubuganduoshuo！
zhiyouqitongweiduizhejingguoshenpangdehouliangpingshuqiledamuzhi，xiaoshengdiaokandao。
“hei！houzizheisudukeyiya！”
houliangpingzhuangzuohaoxiangmeitingjianyiban，xianggemeishierrenyiyangraoguolesuoyouren，xiangkaoyudetongxueyaoleliangtiao。
ranhoupidianerpidianerjiuquzhaolianglule。
当然！
tongyangbeihushidehaiyouzhongxiaoai。
zhongxiaoaijianle，kanxianghouliangpingdeyanshenyijingyoulebiyi。
danzuoweigaoganzididehanyang，quemeiyousihaodebiaoluchulai。
ershimomodizoudaoleliangbaimikaiwaidexiaoxibian，ranhoubajiaofangjinlexishuili。
suoyourendeyijuyidongdoubeiqitongweiyouyiwuyidejinshouyandi。
kanzhemomozoukaidezhongxiaoaiquleyuanchu。
qitongweibuyouxinzhongfaxiao。
猴子呀！
猴子！
zheijiushitianlekuailiangniandejieguo？
zheizaizhongxiaoaiyanzhong，mingxianjiushikongqima！
“汪！”
“汪！”
“…………”
turanqingxidejingquanshengyincongzhongxiaoaihoufangdelinzichuanlai。
duoniandezhiyemaobing，rangqitongweishunjianjingjue。
buduijing，zheierzenmehuiyoujingquan。
除非…………
qitongweichuyuzhiyemaobing，shunjiandahe。
“zhongxiaoaitongxue，kuaihuilai！”
tongshixiangzhezhongxiaoaicuanlechuqu，quanlizhixiashentikuaiyaotuochucanying。
kehaibudaitakaojinwushiminei，turanqiangshengxiangqi。
tongshishenqianmiannitufeijian。
“砰！”
tongshisandaoshouchiwusishouqiangdeshenyingcongzhongxiaoaishenhoudelinzizhongcuanlechulai。
weishouzhirenlianshangmanshihuzha，zhangzheyizhangdongyamiankong，kanzheimoyangyijingbeizhuibuxujiule。
yijingyishoulouzhulezhongxiaoaidebozi，shouzhongdewusishouqiangyijingdingzailezhongxiaoaitaiyangxueshang。
lingwailianggegenbanlimabeikaobeibatajiazailezhongjian。
一看就是训练有素。
jiuzaizheishi，zhongxiaoaishenhoudelinzijinjiezhecuanchuleshiyudaoshenchuanjidujingfu、shouchiwusishouqiangdeshenying。
jihuzaitongyishijian，zaixiaoxilingyicedelinziliyecuanchuleshijidaochuanzhejingfudeshenying。
“buxudong！womenshilinchengjindudadui！
“buxudong！womenshijingzhoushigongan。”
“dushe！jintiannipaobulele，xianzailikefangxiawuqitoujiang，congkuanchuli！”
“哈哈！放下武器？
你看我毒蛇像傻子？
laozishenshangdaide**zugoulaozisishicile，wohuixinnimendeguihua？
fangwomenchujing，fouzewoxianzaijiushalerenzhi！”
“zaijinggaoyici，womenbuhuixiangdufantuoxie，likefangxiarenzhitoujiang，fouzejiukaiqiangle！”liangcelinzicuanchudejingchayijinghuanhuankaoshanglai。
lingtoudedufandushejianle，louzhezhongxiaoaibozideshougengjinle，gengshiyongshouzhongdeqiangshijingdechuozhezhongxiaoaidetaiyangxue。
“pei！zaigankaojinyibu，wobaozhengwoshouzhongderenzhiyidingxiansi。”
qingkuangturanxianrulejiangju。
kezhongxiaoaisuiranhedemiansecangbai，quemeiyouxiangxiangzhongdekongju。
ershibaozhedufanlouzhezijidegebozhengzhazhehandao。
“jingchatongzhikaiqiang！wozhongxiaoaikeyisi，danyidingbuyaobazheixiehuaidanfangchuqu。
rangtamenchulejing，anzhaotamendehenduwohuigeng…………”
“咳咳咳…………”
tadehuahaimeishuowan，bozijiubeilingtoudedufanledegengjinle。
zheiyimujihufashengzaiyishunjian。
baiyumikaiwaidexueshenghuichengyuan、baohanlianglu、houliangping、chenhai。
nalijianguozheimedadezhenzhang，quandoubeituruqilaidebianguhededaizhidangchang。
chenhaizaichiyihou，qiangrenzhekongjudaoshixiangzheqitongweierlai。
“砰！”
“doubiedong，sheizaidong，zheigexiaoniangpijiusidingle。”
kelimashoudaoledufandemingqiangjinggao。
zhiyuhouliangpingliansecangbai，erqiebeilianglusisidebaozhugebo，meiyousihaoshangqiandedasuan。
changmianshunjianxianrulejiangju。
毒贩？
shangyishizijishenbiandexiongdiyindufanxishengdeketaiduole。
xiangdaozheier，qitongweixinzhongshajidunqi。
danyoushunjianzanqieyinrenlexiaqu。
ershijuqileshuangshou，guzuoqiqiudehuanhuankaojin。
“jiweidage，qiunimenfanglewonvpengyou。
nimenyekanjianle，wonvpengyouxinggebijiaojueqiang，tayidingbuhuipeihenide。
wolaijinimendangrenzhi，wonvpengyouyouxiantianxingxinzangbing，nimendaizhezhihuishileizhui！
erqiewogezigao，wanquankeyiweinimendangzhuzidan，nimenzhihuigenganquan！
erqiewomendoushidaxuesheng，**yidingbuhuifangqiwomende。”
dufandushetinglechaoxiaodao：“biejiwoshuahuayang，nizheimedagegetouruoshifankang，womenqibushizitaokuchi。”
“jiweidageyaoshibubufangxin，woxianbayifutuole，baozhengyidingmeiyouzangwuqi，ranhouwohaikeyixianbawodeshuangshoubangzhu。”
shuowanbudaidufanfanying，tajiutuoquleshangyi，luchuleyishenyunchengdejianzirou。
ranhouyoubaliangzhishoukaozaiyiqixiangqianshenchuranhoujixukaojin。
“haha！haoyigechiqingxiaozi！
有胆量!
你的确说服了我！
给他根绳子！
zijibangjieshile。”dushetinglehahadaxiao，jikaozaizijishenhoudedufanshileyigeyanse。
tashenpangdedufantinghou，limarengchuleyigenshengzi。
“tongxue！buyaolumang，yaoxiangxinwomenjingcha！”danzheishiweizaizhouweidelingtoujingchachushengle。
danqitongweitingle，weiweiyaoleyaotou。
“jingchatongzhi，jiusuanshisiweilewodenvpengyou，woyexinganqingyuan。
erqiewoxiangxinzheisanweidagehuizunshoujianghuguiju，chujinghouyidinghuifanglewode！”
shuohuadetongshi，tayimaliudebazijideshoukunleyigejieshi。
kunwanzhihou，haizijizhuanleyiquan，biaoshizijikundedequelaogu。
dufanjianle，yefangxialesuoyoudejiebeixin。
“haha！youyisi，xiaozinixianguolai！
wojiufangleninvpengyou！”
qitongweiyitingmeiyousihaodeyouyu，jiuhuanhuankaojin。
beiledeshuobuchuhua，xianxiechuanbuguoqidezhongxiaoaicikelianseyijingyouxieqingzi，danquerengshiyouxiejueqiangdeyaozhetou。
keqitongweiqueshizhiruowangwenbanjixukaojin。
zhidaozoudaodufandegenqian。
dufanshunjianlouzhuletadebozi，ranhoutuikailezhongxiaoai。
“咳咳咳……”
xiangqianpudaodezhongxiaoaizhongyuhuanleguolai，danquemeiyouxiangputongrenyibanjinghuangshicuodediyishijiantaopao，ershijueqiangdezhuanshenzhanqilaijiuyaoshuohua。
“…………”
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