《bangdingxitong，fuzengyigemeinvzongcailaopo》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaidoushishenghuowenlijuqingzuihaodele！linchensutingwanshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:‘lingfurenchenyan’jigeziyichukou，linchennenggouqingxidiganshoudaobeihouchuanlailezhenzhendeshayi。linchenxinzhongyijin，xiangbudaozheiyaoyanchuandezheimelipu，lianshenrongzheilao……
shenqinglisidongfeidongdidianlediantou。
shenrongkanjianzijiasunnvzheimingshilidemoyangyeshixinweididianlediantou。
“yihouduohelinxianshengjiaohao，zhengqurangtajiangwomenshenjiadangchengpengyou。”
..........
“林尘同学？”
yidaoqieshengshengdeshengyinxiangqi，sikaozhongdelinchenhuiguotouqu，youshiyigemeimaobushushenqinglidenvshengzhengzhanzaitadeshenhou。
“nishi...zuotianneishaokaotanlaobanniangdenver？”
linchensikaoleyixia，bianshijiangchenyanrenlechulai。
houzhekanjianlinchenhaijideta，yanzhongyeshishanguoyisixinxi，jimangdianlediantou，“engong，wojiaochenyan。”
“shenmeengongbuengongde，jushouzhilaobale，jiaowomingzijiukeyile。”
林尘笑着摆了摆手。
“duile，nizhaowoyoushenmeshima？”
“那个....”
wendaozheige，chenyandebiaoqingturanbiandehaixiuqilai，dizhetoushuangshoubainongzheyijiao。
“woxiangqingnichidunfan，ke...keyima？”
“蛤？”
linchenyouxiemengbi，zenmeturanyaoqingtachifanni？gunanguanvde，buheshiba。
erqiezijikeshiyoulaopoderen，jinguantabuchengren。
“woxiangxiexienidangchudebangzhu，womashuole，renyaozhientubao。”
kanchulinchendeyihuo，chenyanlimalianhongzhejieshi。
“那好吧。”
linchenkanzhechenyanneikenqiudemuguang，wunaididianlediantou。
jingdoudaxue，shitangsanlou。
“linchen，nijiuchishitanga？”chenyankanzheduimiandakuaiduoyidelinchen，xiaoshengxunwendao。
“zenme？kanbuqishitanga？”linchenbianchi，bianhanhubuqingdishuodao。
“没有没有。”
chenyanjimangbaizhexiaoshoufouren，tongshixindiliuguoyisinuanyi，tazhidaolinchenzheishiguyibangzijishengqianni。
xiangdaozheier，chenyantoutoudimiaolelinchenyiyan，bianhaixiudidixiatouqu，huxidoubiandejiculeyifen。
好帅！
chenyanzaixuexiaokeshixinxiaohuabangqiansandecunzai，zaijiashanglinchenyeshifendishuaiqi，junnanjingnv，ziranyinrenzhumu。
shitangguowangdexuesheng，douhuibuzijuedikanxiangliangren，yiduchengweijiaodian。
“这个臭小子！”
huaqiangkanzhexiaoqinglvmoyangdeliangren，xinzhongdujidewuyifujia。
yuanbenhuaqianggangkaixuejiuzhuyidaolemeiliqingchundechenyan，fashiyidingyaojiangqizhuidaoshou，jieguoxianzaibeilinchenjiezuxiandengle。
好气！真的好气！
jiuzaizheishi，yizhizaizhuyizhelinchendechenyan，faxianqianzhedezuijiaozhanshangleyilimifan。
shaonvchichididingzhe，buzhidaohezhongliliangqushizheta，jingguishishenchadishenchuxuebaidexiaoshouxiangneilimifanzhuaqu。
**！
当街杀狗啦！
zhouweidexueshengxinzhonglimafachuleshengshengjinghu，gengyoushenzhe，nachushoujiqiaoqiaopailexialai，fadaolexiaoyuanqiangshang。
yucitongshi，rutonghuaqiangzheileiduichenyanyouaimuzhixindenansheng，zhideduzilingtingzijixinsuideshengyin.......
linchenqiaojianchenyandedongzuo，yeshishayanle，jiulianfandouwangjilechi，kanzhechenyanneihanqingmaimaideyanshen，dunganbumiao。
buduijing，shifenyouyibaifendebuduijinga！
chenyanzheishiyefanyingleguolai，ganshouzhezhijiandechugan，xiaolianlimabiandetonghong，xunsuchouhuixiaoshou。
“neige...wo，wochibaole，xianzoule。”
shuowanyebudenglinchenhuida，biantaoyesidilikaileshitang。
linchenhuidaosushehou，wangpengjudadeshenqulikejiutieleguolai。
“死开点！”
linchenyibatuikaiwangpeng，xiaomaleyisheng，danshihuiguoshenyikan，qitalianggeshiyouyedaizheshenshidemuguangdingzheta。
“nimenzheishiganshenme，gegewobugaoji。”
“nixiaozihechendaxiaohuazaiyiqile？”
“什么东西？”
jianlinchenyilianmengbi，wangpengzhijiejiangshoujitiedaoleletamianqian。
linchendingjingyikan，zhijianxiaoyuanqiangxinfaleyigetiezi，biaotishi。
linchenbeijingshenmiyajiaoguan，chenyanjueshimeimaohuayouzhu！
shangmianhaiyoulinchenhechenyandanduchifan，jilinchencamilidezhaopian。
我擦！
linchenyilianwuyu，hulianwangzhenshihairena！
sanrenkanjianlinchenbingmeiyoufouren，dunshikaishiguikulanghaoqilai。
“cao，shuohaoyiqidanshende，nizenmekuaijiubeipanlezuzhi。”
“duia，erqienvpengyouhaishichendaxiaohua，nixiaozizhengaisiaaa！”
“chenge，chugejiaochengba，woguizheting。”
........
linchenkanzheyanqianbaozhetongkudesanren，wunaidao，“womeihetazaiyiqi。”
“zhanan！zheijiukaishifourenherenjiadeguanxile！”
“duiduidui，lidanshenrenshe，xiangdiaoyushiba！”
linchenjiletamenyigebaiyan，zhijienachujiehunzhengzaitamenmianqianhuanglehuang，“wojiehunle。”
“shawanyier？！？！”
........
女生宿舍。
yanlilijiangchenyansisibaozhu，wanruoyigeshulanyiyangdiaozaihouzheshenshang。
“yanyan，nijintianbujiaodaiqingchu，wojiubuxialaile！”
“zheishuaigejiaoshenme？nimenzenmerenshide？sheizhuideshei？.....”
qitashiyouyeshitongchoudikaididianlediantou。
chenyankanzhehaoguimizheigemoyang，yeshiyixiewunai，danyitidaolinchen，lianshangbuzijuejiufuxianchulexingfudemoyang。
“wohetabuxiangnimenxiangdeneiyang......”
“yoyoyo，zheiyilianjiaoxiuyang，haishuobushini。”yanliliyilianbuxin。
“zhendebushi，wo...wopeibushangta。”
chenyandixiatouqu，kanzhezijishenshangchuandezapaiyifu，xiangzhelinchenshenshangdeyishenmingpaiyifugujigoutajiayiniandeshourule。
zaixihuanderenmianqian，zonghuibuzijueluchuyisizibei。
“啊？”
yanlilisihuchajuedaolechenyandeqingganbianhua，limaconghouzhedeshenshangxialai。
“kaiwanxiao，womenchendaxiaohuazheijueshimeimaopeizheixiaozishigehaoba！”
“yanyan，youxihuandejiufangdanquzhui！nvzhuinan，gechengsha。yinizheijuemeideliandan，gougoushou，zheixiaoziyidingjiupidianpidianzijiguolaile！”
chenyanqingqingyixiao，taziranshimeiyouxiangxinhaoguimidezheiyifanhua，danshitaxinzhongyeshiranqileyisisixiwang。
wohetazhendehuiyoukenengma？
.........
“阿嚏！”
zhengzaixiuliandelinchenturanliandajigepenti，tayihuodimolemobizi。
“daodishisheizaixiangwo？”
linchenyaoleyaotou，buzaiquxiang，jixuxiulianqilai。
jiuzheiyang，bangeyuejunxunhenkuaijiujieshule，zaiciqijian，yuanbenlinchenyiweihuihenkuaiguoqude‘yaoyan’queshiyuelaiyuehuore。
shenzhidouchuandaoleyixiexiaolingdaoerzhong。
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