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remenxiaoshuo《bendanxiaoqiezhuangshazuoyao，wosongtamanmenchaozhan》shizuozhejiaozibuzhancuqingxinchuangzuodeshideyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshisuzhaoxueshengyuanguqingqing，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshiwowangzhetalangbeishenying，hongxiaochusheng。yipangyahuangenzhejidao：“furen，zheidouergengtianle，nindeguanyinxianghaiweinianchulaini，nin……

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jihanzhouyilianjianshiwuri，ririguqingqingdouhuibianzhehuayangfanshaboshengyuanhepomuxiai。

zuorishibuxiaoxindasuiyucihuaping，chuizhenaodaimazijibendan，jinrishipingdishuaiyoupaqilai，jizijijiayougujing。

“haiyouweishi，guyiniangcuobayanbadangtang，haihouye——”

“打住。”

woanzhezuotongdenaodai：“wanghoutazuodechunshi，buyonghuibao。”

jihanzhoudiantou，youcongxiukouchouchufengmixinjiwo。

wodakaiyiqiao，faxianjuranshitayujingwaishangrendehutongxinhan，xinzhongxiangxijizailezuijinyicidebingqijiaoyi。

sitongwaishang，maimaijunxie，zheixiewuyishishengyuanmoufandetiezheng。

wonu：“rucizhongyaozhishi，weihexianzaicaibao！”

jihanzhounaotou：“xinshiguyiniangbushendiaoluode，ningangshuole，wanghoutazuodechunshi，buyonghuibao。”

“......”

worenzhezuijiaochouchushuo：“jixucha，yihoudanfanshihezheishiyouguande，tongtonggaosuwo。”

ruguoshengyuanzhendeyitumoufan，neiwobixuzaishitaifajiaoqiannadaohelishu，likaihoufuyibaopingan。

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zheiriwoyuhouyuanzhongxiaoqi，guqingqingxieyizhongyahuanbuqingzilai。

zaishengyuanhaobuzheyandepianxinzhixia，tazaifuneideshilirurizhongtian，rujinbuzhishishengyuanhepomu，jiulianfuneixiarenyeouerganzaiwomianqianfangsi。

shiyiyahuanmenjianwobingweiqingan，fanerfenfenlizaiguqingqingbeihou，zhigaoqiyangdiqiaozhewo。

woyuanneiyahuanduicinaohuo，xiangchuyanjiaoxunquebeiwolanxia：“buzhimeimeijinriqianlai，suoweiheshi？”

guqingqingzhabazheyanjing：“houyeshuoyaojianghouzhaiquanquanjiaoyoumeimeidali，danmeimeiduifuneishiwuhaibutaishuxi，laoqingjiejiexiangjiao。”

tabenqidaikandaowofennudefanying，quejianwozhishipingjingdidianlexiatou，chucizhiwaizaiwufanying，yinerfenwaiqinao，zuoxiashihaiyintaiguoyongli，ercongshidengshangdielexialai，yindezhongrenanxiaochusheng。

guqingqingsuiqi，queweileweichirenshe，budeburentongcongdishangpaqilai，genzheweizijidaqi：“guqingqingbuku，yidianyebutongde，guqingqingnuli，guqingqingjiayou！”

“顾姨娘真棒！”

“ninshuaidaodoumeiyouliulei，shizaishitaijianqiangle！”

tashenpangyahuangenzheguli。

woheyuanneiyizhongxiaren，wubudafanbaiyan。

guqingqingweilejinzaonadaozhizhanghouyuandequanli，henshinaizhexingzitingwozhidao。

kexitaguoyubenzhuo，shenzhilianjiandandesuanpandougaobumingbai。

worenbuzhuchaoxiao：“meimeishenweishangrenzhinv，zenmelianxiaoerdounengxuehuidesuanpan，yenongbumingbai？”

guqingqingbeiwojifeng，qifennandang，niequanshuo：“qingqingzhidaozijiben，danjiejieyebuyongdangzhexiarendemianrumawoba！”

“jiangnibizuoxiaoer，shigantannizhizizhixin，tianshengdanchun，zenmedaolemeimeikouzhongjiuchengmarendehuale？”wosongjiannannan：“ze，duiniudanqin，chengbuqiwo。”

guqingqingyoubushizhendebendan，zirantingdechulaiwozheihuashizaimata，keweileweichiyuanyourenshe，zhinengjianghuoqiwangduzilitun，genzhezhuangkudao：

“wuwuwu，qingqingzhenshigebendan，dabendan！ying，haihaohouyehepomuxihuanqingqing，buxianqiqingqingben。”

jigeyahuankantaku，jimanganfu。

“yiniangmokule，nintianxingchunliang，hemouxieneixinyinan，zhizhizaibeihoushuaxiaobaxidehuainvrenshibuyiyangde！”

“jiushi，buzhihouyehelaofuren，womenyeshidaxinzhongxiaizheninde，wulunnishicongminghaishiben，womendoujingainin~”

“heng，ruoshiyourenganqifuyiniang，moshuohouye，womenzheixiezuoyahuandeyebuhuifangguota！”

guqingqingwenyan，chaowoluchutiaoxinxiaorong。

tatiaosuoxiaren，haixiangnashengyuanjinuwo，weidejiushiyaowochiwei，yaowonankan，kexiwozaoyibuaishengyuan，yibuzaihuzhehoufurendeweizhi，shiyiwoduitamendejiaoxiaobuxieyigu。

erwoyueshipingdan，guqingqingbianyueshinaohuo，youqimianduiyizhongzijibushuxideshiwu，gengshiliangyanfayun，henkuaibianbaixiazhenlai，xiangyaotaopao。

“meimeibiezoua，houyeweipaijinidedongxi，nihaimeixuehuini，ruoshijiucilikai，xiaoxinjieshichuanchuqu，quanjingchengdouyaoxiaohuadingyonghoufudeguyiniang，shigelianxiaoersuanpandougaobudingdechunbennvren。”wozhuazhetayixiubusashou。

guqingqingwenyanyouqiyounao，piejianlupangjingguodeshenyinghou，hurantongjiaoyishengpudaoyudi，genzhezhongzhongchaozijinaodaizaqu。

“qingqingdabendan！wuwuwu，zenmezheimebena，nizenmeshenmeyexuebuhuini！wuwuwu，qingqingbuxianggufuyuangege，keshi......keshijiejiejiaojiqingqingdehaonane......zhendehaonan！”

“......”

wotingzhetawanruodizhibandefayan，renbuzhuyoufanlegebaiyan。

zheishishengyuanturanchuxian，jikaiwojiangguqingqingyongruhuaizhongwenrouanfu。

“qingqingmoyaozheiyang，dazainishen，tengzaiwoxin，kuairangyuangegekankan，youmeiyounalidahuaile。”

“qingqingmeishi，qingqingbutongde，buyaoyuangege，qingqingzijikeyide！”

guqingqingtuikaita，xixibizizijipaleqilai，yingdelezhongrenzanshangdezhangsheng。

shengyuanshouhuirouqingmiyishixian，genzhenudengxiangwo。

“suzhaoxue，nisanfanliangciweinanqingqing，jiujingyuyihewei！”

wozhibaidao：“wozhishijiaotaruheshiyongsuanpan，ketahualesangeshichendouxuebumingbai，jianghoufushiwujiaoyouzheizhongrenchuli，houyehaizhenshixinda。”

raoshishengyuanzhidaoguqingqingben，queyemeixiangdaotajuranliansuanpandouxuebumingbai，liansegueryouheizhuanhong，youyouhongzhuanqing，zuihouyaoyashuoleshengbenhouzuoshiziyouzhuzhang，bianlanzheguqingqingtouyebuhuilikai。

bairibeiguqingqingcuicanxinling，daozhiwomeiruyebianshuileguoqu，sheizhimeiguoduojiu，hutingyuanwaichuanlaijishengjiaojidehuhan。

“kuailairenna！houyuanzoushuile——！”

wowenyanshunjianqingxing，mangchuanxiexiadichakanqingkuang，quefaxianmenchuangbeirencongwaisuosile。