dujiawanzhengbanxiaoshuo《badaozongcaidanxiaoqi》youlisuobianxiedehaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo，gushizhongdezhujiaoshimoxiaoguxiyan，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：maomeiruhuaruonvzi，qianyouzhananqiannvyou，houyoutiangoudazongcai，jiubunengjiwogezhengchangdiandema.........
“难道，不是吗？”
nengshima！guxiyanqiangrenzhepokoudamadechongdong，lengliedekanzhemoxiao。
neilimianfangzhedequandoushitangmudeshiwu，suiranrouzhibiqiqitapingchangrenjiashiyongdeshiwuhaiyaohaoshangbushao，danshizaiguxiyandexinlimian，tangmuchidedongxihetachidedongxi，jueduishibuyiyangde！
kanzhetangmudedaiyu，zaikankanziji，guxiyanhenhendezhouqilemeitou，shuodao。
“打饭。”
“nizijibushiyoushouma？”
moxiaoyileng，chayidejiaolechusheng。
jianguxiyanyouyaoheilian，moxiaojimangdezhanleqilai。sheizhidaoqueyinweipinxue，zaijiashangjintianzaoshoudaodedaji，yigezhichengbuzhu，jingranzhizhidedaolexialai。
guxiyanmeitouyizhou，dengtafanyingguolaideshihou，yiranshenchushoujiangmoxiaojibaozaihuaizhong。
“……”
“nihaixiangzaiwohuailidaidaoshenmeshihou。”
guxiyanlenglengdeshuozhe，zhouweiquandoushimoxiaoshenshangdexiangshuiwei。
zheigenvren，haohaodezaishenshangtumoneimeduodexiangshui，lianshanggengshituzhimofende。fenmingjiushibuanhaoxin！
suiranruci，guxiyannaohaidangzhongqueshanxianchujintianzaoshangfashengdeneiyimu。
dangshimoxiaojiutangzaitadeshenbian，quanshendoushicibideyanjiuwei，tongyangshirangrenbuxi。keshibuzhidaoweishenme，xiangbizhixia，taquejuedezuotianwanshangdemoxiaokanqilaigengjiademeihao。tebieshitahaowufangbeidetangzaizijihuaizhongdeshihou。
“啊！”
moxiaomengdihuiguoshenlai，jimangdezhanleqilai。
guxiyandunshizhoumei，shuodao。
“鬼叫什么!”
“ninini，niganmabaowo。”
“youbushimeiyoubaoguo。”
tingdaozheihua，moxiaoliansetonghong。zheinanren，shuohuahaiyoumeiyoudianxiuchixin？
“neishiwuhui。woyijinggennishuoguole。”
moxiaozhouqimeitou，lengdandeshuodao。zhiqianhaishuotaxiangyaofeishangzhitoubianfenghuang，zheihuierzenmebufengcile？
“wokemeidasuanpanfuni，yemeiyouaishangnideqian，nidakefangxinjiushi。”
“neinijiuzuohaozhunbei，haohaodepanfuwo，aishangwodeqian。”
guxiyanlengkudeshuozhe，yuqichongmanlebadao。
“neikezhenshibuhaoyisi。womoxiaogaopanbushang。”
zheinanrenjiushiguyichaofengta。moxiaoxinlimianyuefadefennu。
shuodaodi，mianqiandeguxiyanbuguojiushiyigemoshengreneryi，taduizijikeyiyouwujie，keshizijiyoupingshenmeyaorenqitunshengni？
moxiaoyanjiaodeyuguangkandaochidehuankuaidetangmu，aitanyisheng，tazheishibugenguxiyanyibanjianshi。jueduibushimeiyouguqi。
jianmoxiaolasongzhexiaonaodai，guxiyanaoqideshuodao。
“wojiniyigejihui，jintianhaohaodefushiwo。ruguowomanyi，neijiurangnidaizaizheili。”
“可别！”
moxiaotiaojianfanshedejiaoleqilai。
kaishenmewanxiao，zhuzaiyigeshuodadefangzilimian，erqiehaishiheyizhihuiyaorendeshiziyiqizhu？neishijueduibunengyoude！
keshiduiyumoxiaozheiliansikaodoubuxuyaodefoujue，guxiyanqueheixialelian。
“yuqinguzong？moxiao，zheizhongtaoluyijingguoshile。erqiewoxianzaiyijingjinijihuile，niruguoshixiang，yinggaizhidaozenmexuanze。”
zenmexuanze？dangranshijujuea！
moxiaoxinzhonggaoshengjiaodao。keshikanzheguxiyanzheiyibenzhengjingdemoyang，taquelengshibuganjianchixiaqu。
“neige，ruguowobudehua，nishibushihuirangtangmuyaosiwo？”
“不会。”
guxiyanpingdandeshuodao，dunshirangmoxiaohenhendesonglekouqi。
xiayike，guxiyanshuodao。
“zuiduojiushibaniyaochengcanfei。”
“……”
moxiaojiangyingdekanzheguxiyan，lianshangdexiaorongbikuhaiyaonankan。
zheijiushi**luodeweixie！
沫晓愤愤说道。
“xiangshitangmuzheiyangde，xiaoquzenmenenggouyunxuyourenyangni？zheishibushitaiweixianledianer？bijingzheishiguanrenshenanquan。wotingshuochongwuxunfuyougejiandandebanfa，yaobu，shenmeshihoudaitangmuquchongwuyiyuan，zuojieyushoushushenmede，shibushi……”
“吼~”
wokao！zheizhishizigaibuhuishichengjingleba？
moxiaohenhenyidou，bishanglezuibabushuo，haitiaojianfanshededuozaileguxiyandeshenhou。
tangmuzheiyishenghou，shibushitaikepaledianer？wanshanghuizuoemengde。
ershijishang，moxiaozheiyiwanshangquelianyanjingdoumeiyoubishang。
guxiyanyebuzhidaoshibushinaozichoufengle，jingranyaomoxiaopeishui。
kaishenmewanxiao？moxiaojianjuehanweizijidezhencao，mianduidequeshiguxiyanbiyideyanshenhetangmupoqiedezulan。
jiuzheiyang，moxiaobeipoheguxiyangongchuyishi。
moxiaohenhendeyanleyankoushui，kanzhebankaozaichuangshang，kanzheshujidenanren，momodejiangzijidebeikaozailemenshang。
“过来。”
“不要。”
kaishenmewanxiao！guolaidecaishishazi！
“真不过来？”
guxiyanmeitouyitiao，yanzhongshanguoyimoxiaoyi。
daolezheigeshihou，zheinvrenjingranhaizaizhuangjinchi。zhenshikexiao。
jihui，tayijingjile，jirantabawobuzhu，neijiububilangfeishijianle。
duifangpailezheiyangyigenvrenlai，bujiushixiangyaoyongmeirenjilaiyinyoutashanggouma？buguoxianzaikanlai，zheinvrenyejiuzheifupinangkandeguoqu，naozilimian，zhuangdeshijianghuba！
guxiyanzhijietangzaichuangshang，pingdandeshuodao。
“nijintianwanshangfuzeshouye。”
“shenme？shouye？zheidawanshangde，shoushenmeye？”
moxiaoyileng，chayidejiaoleqilai。
kanzheguxiyanbishangleyanjing，moxiaorenbuzhujiaodao。
“tangmubushizaiwaibianshouzhema?”
“汤姆需要休息。”
“那我也要休息！”
“wuzhengbuxuyaoxiuxi。”
“……wobushiwuzheng！”
zheinanren，youzhidemeiwanmeile！
moxiaodengyuanleyanjing，quedingguxiyandequeshibishangleyanjingzhunbeishuijue，xinlimiandunshishengqiyiguwuli。
tazhenshinaozichoufengle，jingranhuiguaiguaidegenzheguxiyanlaidaozheili。erqie，zheigenanrendaodidadeshishenmezhuyi？weishenmeyaozheiyangzuo？
shuoshenmepeichang，zhijiejiaojijingfangchulibujiukeyilema？hebiduociyiju？
nandaoshiyinweizuotianwanshangfashengdeshiqing？suoyiguyizheiyangzuode？
xiangdaochuangshangdeneimoluohong，moxiaojinjindeminzhulezuiba。
zuotian，tadaodishibeipanlezhangyu。
xiangdaozheili，moxiaoyanzhongliuchuyidileishui。tayijingbuganjingleba！tahaiyouzheigezigegenzhangyuzaiyiqima？
zaitamendeyanzhong，tazhibuguoshirenjinkefude**nvrenbale。
moxiaotanzuozaidibanshang，yuexiangxinlimianyuefadejuedenanguo。
tashiaizhangyude，buranzhaotanerzhaodaotadeshihou，tayebuhuineimenanguo。
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