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“好奇怪啊？”
suhanganggangpaolejibu，moranjian，naohailiqueduolehenduojishuxiyoumoshengdezhishi。
wugongfangmiande，yixuefangmiande，xuanxuefangmiande……
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dengtasuxinghou，queheranfaxian，zijizhengtangzaiyizhanghaohuadeshuangrenchuangshang。
zhongdianzaiyu，tahaikandaolesannianqiandedaxuexiaohuazhaoyuning！
“a，zhao……zhaoyuning，wozenmetangzainichuangshangle，buxingbuxing……”
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zhaoyuningjianzhuang，dandanyixiao。
“wogangcaizhenghaocongzhujiafujinjingguo，kandaoniyundaole，jiushunshoubanijiedaowojia，hairangshiyiyuandeyishengjinizhileshang。”
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lingqiyueduo，tadexiuweijiuyuegao。
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发达了！
xianzuchuanchengzaishou，haohaoxiulianyizhenzi，baofuzhujiaheqinjiahaibushihenqingsong？
jueduibunengfangguozheixie**，bixuyaorangtamenzhidaohouhuishizenmehuishi……
zhaoyuningjiansuhanzaifadai，chedifangxindetongshi，buyoudeguaneryixiao。
“suhan，wojiuleni，nijiuzhishijiandandejiwoshuoshengxiexiema？”
“a？”suhantingzhaoyuningzheimeyishuo，sixumashanghuidaolexianshidangzhong，jiezhewubiyansudepailepaixinkou，“zhaoyuning，wozheimegaosunihaole，zheiyihou，wobujinnengbaohuni，hainengbangnijiejuerenhenanti！”
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dan，xianzuchuanchengtaiqihuanle，tajiusuanshishuochulaizhaoyuningyebuhuixiangxin，gancuijiumeitizheiyicha。
ciqingcijing，zhaoyuningyinweibuzhidaosuhanhuodeledajiyuan，henwuyudegangayixiao。
nigangcaibeirendadezheimecan，xianzaiqueshuonengbaohuwo，haishuoninengbangwojiejuerenhekunnan，nidadishibuzhidaochuiniushishenmeyisiba？
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“suhan，jiranniwocengjingshixiaoyou，zaiwoyinxiangzhongnibuzhixuexihao，haitinglaoshide，ernigangcaihaishuoyaozheiyangneiyangbangwo，wozhenghaoweilebimianjiajimougehunchidengsidefuerdai，xuyaoyigedangjianpai。”
“zenmeyang，niyuanyizuowodedangjianpaima？”
“wokeyizheimegaosuni，ruguonizhenshiyigekezaozhicai，weilainengtixianchunidenengli，wobushibukeyikaolvbanifuzheng！”
zhaoyuningshuozhe，xiangzhelaizijiazudebihun，qiaolianshangmanshiwunaihekuse。
tabijingshiyigehuanghuadaguniang，pingshengdiyicizhudongtanjizheixie，mashangjiunaolegedahonglian。
suhanyiliancuoedekanzhezhaoyuning，nongqingchutadeyituhou，dangjidalipaidazhexinkou。
“zhaoyuning，jiranniyuanyijiwomianzi，woziranyuanyizuonidedangjianpai。wohaishineijuhua，zheiyihou，wobujinnengjinizuohaodangjianpai，haikendingnengbangnibushaomang！”
xianzuchuanchengsuiranbuyidingshiyinweizhaoyuningerrushoude，danrenjiabijingjiuleziji，haibazijinongdaotadechuangshang。
jiuchongzhezheigeenqing，suhanjiuyuanyibangzhuduifang。
genghekuang，zhaoyuningwulunshiyanzhi，haishishencaiheqizhideng，dounengdiaodazhurong！
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“噗！”
zhaoyuningkanzhesuhanyibenzhengjingdeyangzi，bujinbuzaihaixiu，xiangfanhaipuchiyixiao。
“neihaoya，nijiuxianzuowodedangjianpai，dengwoyudaoshenmemafandeshihou，nijiuchushoubangwohaole！”
zhaoyuningbingbushihensuibianderen，xiangfanyizhihenzhuyishoushenruyu，zaiwairenmianqian，haijingchangyifubingshannvshendemoyang。
tadanxinsuhanjianzijitaihaoshuohua，yinerdecunjinchi，shenzhipingjiezhedangjianpaideshenfenzhaojihuiqiangpoziji，jiezhelenglengshuodao：“suhanniyaojizhu，zainimeitixianchushenmenenglizhiqian，youqishimeibeiwofuzhengzhiqian，nibixuyaozunzhongwo，bunengrewoshengqi。”
“buran，wokendingnengrangnihuiqinglechangzi！”
“dangranle，niyaoshiganjuewodetiaojianhenkekedehua，dakeyibuzuowodedangjianpai，zhijiezourenbianshi！”
zhaoyuningdeshenfenzheimezungui，gengshinengyongguosetianxianglaixingrong！
tayaoshidenggaoyihu，shuoxuyaozhaoyigedangjianpai，kendingyouwushunanrenfengyongzhelaiyingzheng。
dan，jiuxiangtagangcaishuodeneiyang，taxihuanyongshuerbuxihuanyongsheng。
genghekuang，tasuiranbushihenshuxisuhan，danshenweisuhandexirixiaoyou，quezhidaotashiyigelaoshibajiaodenanren。
jiuzaisuhanxiangzhebiaotaideshihou，yigezhushoumoyangdenvhaihuanghuangzhangzhangdepaodaowoshi。
“zhaoxiaojie，laoyezituranyundaole，nikuaichuqukankanba！”
zhaoyuningwenyan，dangjiliansekuangbian，gubudezaijinggaosuhan，mashanghuanghuangzhangzhangdepaolechuqu。
suhanjianzhuang，xiangdaoxianzuchuanchenglimianyouhenduoyixuezhishi，yemashangsuihougenshang。
ruodadehuayuannei，yigeshenchuanbaidaguadezhongnianyisheng，zhengzaijinzhangdejianchayigetangzaicaopingshangdelaozhe。
buyuanchu，zhanzheshijigefeichangjinghandebaobiao，quandoumeitoujinzhou，haidoujinzhangxixide。
suhanheranfaxian，laoyezidezheixiebaobiao，shaqidouhenzhong，mingxiandoushijianguoxuedetuiyijunren。
zhaoyuningkusangzheliankanzheyeye，haimeipaodaolaoyezishenbian，jiushishengjinghuqilai。
“wangyisheng，wo……woyeyezenmele？”
wangyishengwenyan，taitouduizhaoyuningzixinyixiao。
“qingzhaoxiaojiefangxin，woyijingjilaoyezifuyaole，laoyezimeishenmedaai。”
“呼！”
zhaoyuningwenyan，zheicaishaoshaofangxinleyixie。
“mafanwangyishengle，wangyishengyaoshiyoushenmexuyao，suishikeyigaosuwodezhushou。”
zhaoyuningshuozhe，kuaibupaodaoyeyeshenbian，jiezheyouxinchongchongdekanzheta。
suhanyepaoleguolai，jianlaoyezidenaodaishangyinyinyueyuedeyouzhebushaoheiqi，zhidaozheishisiqi，yiweizhetahenkuaijiuyaoqushi，buyoudemeitoujinzhou。
“taolubuduia，laoyezixianzaimingminghenweixian，keshinizenmeshuotameishenmedaaini？”
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“nishishei，shibushihuaiyiwodeyishubuxing？”
cike，wangyishengjiuxiangshoudaolemodadewuruyiyang，haiheizheliankanzhezhaoyuning。
“zhaoxiaojie，yaoshiniyehetayiyangzhiyiwo，neijiulingqinggaoming，wozourenbianshi！”
wangyishengshuozhe，haiqigugudekaishishoushiyiyaoxiang。
zhaoyuningmeixiangdaosuhanzheimeshuohua，gengmeiyouxiangdaowangyishengzheimeshengqi，ganjinniutouhechisuhan。
“suhan，nikebiehushuobadaolehaobuhao？niyaoshizaizheiyang，bieguaiwohenifanlian！”
zhaoyuningshuozheifanhuadeshihou，manliandoushiheixian，meimoulimianhaixiemanlefennu。
tayijingdudingzhuyi，zheijiuganzousuhan！
shenmerena，wuyazuiyige，wozenmehuipaoquenvhaizidejinchi，zhudongxuanzenizuodangjianpai？
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