《beiganchumenhou，qianqiguiqiuwoyuanliang》shiluobichengshenchuangzuodeyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaochenhaofengsiqimianlinzhetiaozhanyukunjing，tongguoyongqihezhihuizhaodaolejiejuewentidefangfa。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishengdongdemiaoxiehezhenshideqingganrangduzheshenshougandong。fengsiqitanlekouqi，shenseyoudianweiqu：“wobayiqianqishishitongyide，houlaijialichuleshi，tajiujianjueburanwoqule！tashuoyulequ……。
“chenxiansheng，haojiubujian！”
mingxianshenfenbufanderenlaojiandaochenhaozhihou，limajiubashenjinglituidaolemenwai，shensegongjingdeqianshenxingli。
“nimenrenshi？neigangcaizaiwaimian……”
fengsiqikanleyiyanchenhao，youkanleyiyanrenlao，manlianyihuo。
“queshishirenshide，buguochenxianshengxianglaididiao，yizhidoubuyuanyirangrenzhidaowohetadeguanxi……”renlaoweixiaodiantou，qingshengjieshi。
chenhaodanranbaishou，lanzhuhuatou：“zheijinianzenmeyang？laomaobingyinggaimeizaifanleba？”
“meiyoumeiyou，woyijinganzhaonindejianyi，bajialideshijibendoujiaojihaizimenqudalile，wushiyishenqing，shentiyeshiyuelaiyuehaole！”
renlaoqinshoujichenhaodaoleyibeicha，manlianganjidedianzhetou。
chenhaoweiweidiantou，suijijifengsiqisuikoujieshaodao：“renlaozheijinianyijingbuzenmepaotoulumianle，buguotahaiyouyigeshenfen，nikendingshizhidaode。”
“tashijianghaishishanghuidehuizhang！”
fengsiqichengdiyixiajiuzhanleqilai：“jianghaishishanghuihuizhang？ninshi……ruishengjituandongshizhangrenzhengfeilaoyezi？”
tayiqianzhishigewuyouwulvdefengjiada**，erqieganggangdaxuebiyemeiduojiu。
zhidaofengjiachushilezhihoucaiouerguowenyixiajialideshi，duishangjiedeyixieqingkuangbusuantailejie。
danshiruishengjituan，keshiguoneishilizuidingjiandeshangyejutou，shezuxingyezhongduo，douyijingdadaolewuchubuzaidibu。
erqiehaizhangkongzhewushuxingyedemingmai，yiyanzhixiajiunengjuedingwushuchaojishangyejituandeshengsi。
zheiyangyigegesanchawujiuhuichuxianzaigedaxinwenbanmianshang，guoneijiayuhuxiaodechaojishangjiedalao，fengsiqixiangbuzhidaodounan！
“doushiyixiexuming，buzuguachi，erqiewoxianzaiyeyijingxierenle，zhibaoliuleyigeshanghuihuizhangdemingtou！”
renlaolianlianbaishou，miandaiqianxun。
fengsiqizhengzhengdekanzhezheiweilaoren，yishijiandoubuzhidaoshuoshenmehaole。
真的是任老？
zheiyangyigechuanshuozhongdedarenwu，juranzhendejiuzaiwoyanqian？
天呐！
chenhaogegedaodihaiyouduoshaomimi？
juranlianzheiyangdedalao，zaitamianqiandoushizheimebigongbijingde？
fengsiqizaojiuyijingchajuedao，chenhaogenbenjiubuxiangbiaomianshangkanqilaizheimejiandanle，erqiecikeyeshizhenjingbuyi。
kejiusuanshizheiyang，tayiranshiyinyuecaidao。
yanqiandeyiqie，yezhishichenhaodebingshanyijiaoeryi，genbenbuzuyijiekaitadeshenmimiansha。
“chenxiansheng，ninzhiqiankaideyao，woyijingchidechabuduole。ninkan……shibushizaijiwokaiyidian，gongguzhiliaoyixia？”renlaojinzhangdecuozheshou，muguangyinqiedekanzhechenhao。
“meineigebiyao，nibashengxiadeyaochiwanjiuxingle，duodebushuo，zaihuogeersanshinianshikendingmeiyouwentide！”
chenhaodanranbaishou，duanqichabeiminleyikou。
renlaodunshixixiaoyankaidelianliandiantou：“yuelaojiuyueshipasi，rangninjianxiaole！”
“neininjintianjiaowoguolai，shiyoushenmeshiqingyaofenfuma？”
“yidianxiaoshi！”chenhaodanranyixiao，shenshoubafengsiqiladaoshenpangzuoxia：“siqi，nibanimenjiadeshi，jirenlaoshuoshuoba！”
“啊？”
fengsiqidenaozidouyijingdangjile。
chenhaogegedeyisi，juranshirangrenlaolaibangfengjiayingfuxiajia？
zheibushidapaodawenzi，dacaixiaoyongma？
zheiyangderenqingheqizhengui，zenmenengjiuzheimejiyongle？
zhidaochenhaoyoupaileyixiatadejianbang，fengsiqicaiyouyuzhebashiqingshuoleyibian。
“jianzhishi**zhiji！”renlaogangyitingwan，bianyifentianyingdeshuodao：“chenxiansheng，ninshuoba，xuyaowozenmezuo！”
“buguanshirangxiashijituanmingtianjiudaobi，haishiyaobafengjiafuchichengjianghaishidiyidajiazu，laoxiudoujuewuerhua！”
bieshuoshixiajianeizhongshizhibaiyi，zhinengzaijianghaishiyaowuyangweidegongsile，jiusuanshishizhiqianyideshangyejituan，duitalaishuoyedouzhixuyaoyijuhua，jiunengrangtamenzhijiepochan。
“neiduomeiyisi？xiajiajiemeijige，bushidoujuedezijihenlebuqima？buduojitamenyidianbengdadejihui，tamenyouzenmehuizhidaozijidaodiyouduochun？”
“manmanlaiba，rangtamenyibuyibudexianrujuewang，zheiyangcaishiduitamenneizhongzimingbufanzhibei，zuidadechengfa！”
jiusuanshibeixiajiazhuchulejiamen，gunianzhexiajialaotaiyeenqingdechenhao，yikaishideshihouqishibingmeixiangguobatamendangzuochouren。
kexideshi，xiaruonanhexiachuyunjiemeiliangge，pianyaoyizaichupengtadedixian。
taqiandeshixiajialaotaiyedejiumingzhien，erbushixiaruonantamenjiemeijige。
jirantamenfeiyaobuzhisihuo，chenhaojiusuanshibuhuiyaotamendeming，yehuirangtamenyibubudezhuirushenyuan。
renlaozhengzhongdiantou，suijiyouyiweishenzhangdexiaodao：“zheishierwobenlaishikeyijininyigemanyidejieguode，keshigangcaiwofaxianxiajianeigeyatou，sihushihejingchengdujiaderendashangguanxile！”
“juwosuozhi，jingchengdujiazaiyujunfanghezuodeshihouyicichonghao，shiqingbailuzhihoubujinjiabeipeichanglejunfangdesunshi，erqielingleyizhangyibaiduoyidetianjiafadan！”
“tamenrujinyijingzijinlianduanlie，daolepochandebianyuan，kaishidaochupianqiantaoxian，suishizhunbeipaolule！”
“kongpadengbudaowozheibiandongshou，xingxiadeyatoujiuhuibeidujianeixiaozipiancaipiansele，ninkanzanmenzheibianyaobuyao……”
chenhaowenyanweiweiyileng：“xianbangfengjiabayanqiandeshijiejuediao，qitadejiushunqiziranba！”
tazhidaoxiaruonanshigezhidacaishudechunnvren！
dangtameixiangdaodeshi，meiyouletadeshouhu，neigenvrenjuranzheimekuaijiuchulehunzhao。
xiangdaotagangcaineifubukeyishidemoyang，chenhaorenbuzhuyoudianxiangxiao。
“bumangdehuajiuyiqichigebianfan？yiqiandoushiniqingwo，jintianjiuyouwolaizuodong！”
chenhaozhijiejiuzuozailezhuweishang，xiaozhechaorenlaozhaolezhaoshou。
qidingshenxiandeyangzi，kandefengsiqimeimouyizhenfangguang，henkuaijiuyouxiuhonglelian。
“bumangbumang，tiandadeshidoumeiyoupeininchifanzhongyao！”
renlaomanlianjingxi，qinzijichenhaodangqilefuwuyuan。
zhidaokuaiyaoshangcaile，tacaixiaoxinyiyidezuodaolechenhaoduimian，jucubuandezaicikaikou：“chenxiansheng，wohaiyouyijianshiqing，xiangqingninbangmang！”
“wodeyiweilaoyou，zuijinshentishangyechuledianwenti，dongbudongjiukaishihunshui，erqiehaitulejicixue，yiyuanneibiansihuochabuchutadaodidedeshishenmebing，zaiwaimianqinglehaojigemingyiguoqu，yedoushishushouwuce！”
chenhaodandandiantou：“wodeguijunishizhidaode，juebuhuidengmenjirenzhibing，erqieyebuxiwangzaiyourenzhidaowodeshenfen，rangwobudeqingjing。”
“ruguotanenglaijianghaishi，wodaoshikeyijiniyigemianzi，bangtakankan！”
naoziyipianhunluandefengsiqi，zhidaozheigeshihoucaihouzhihoujuedezaicidengdaleyanjing。
chenhaogege，tajuranhaihuiyishu？
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