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《beigegeresihou，woyinbaomorishenpan》shiyouzuozhe“bailandengtuixiu”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshilinhaojiangtingtingluheng，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：“baqianjiaojini？”wowen。“dui，jiaojiwo，nijiufangxinle。”tayiweiwoshuodongle。“haoa。”wocongchoutilinachuyifenwenjianheyizhibi。“zheishiwozhiqian……

精彩章节

40dugaowendeyangtaishang，wobeihuohuoresi。zhiyinjiaqianjinlintingtingshuokongdiaotaileng，

qingegejiubawosuozaiwaimian"fansheng"。wosihou，tamenfanwofangjianzhaozhiqiandongxishi，

faxianlezangzaiwanoulideluyinbi。limianluxialewosiqiantamendezhenxinhua。

gegelengxiao："weibushudebaiyanlang，shaisihuogai。"fumurushizhongfu："silecaihao，

shengdetiantianhetingtingzhengchong。"jiulianqingmeizhumadeweihunfuyexianqidishuo："rangtachikutou，

caizhidaosheishizhuren。"zaicizhengyan，wohuidaobeisuochuqudeqianyimiao。zheiciwomeiyouaiqiu，

ershiqiangxianchongxiangyangtai，cheduanlekongdiaowaijidedianyuanxian。zaitamenzhenjingdemuguangzhong，

woxiaodesenhan："jiranmeimeipaleng，burudajiayiqiganshou40dudeshengxia。bijing，

womenshixiangqinxiangaideyijiaren1relangshenpanwoganjuelianjiashangzhanleyicengyouni。

jiangtingtinggangtuwanhushoushuangdeshouzhenganzaiwodelianshang，taguzuoguanqiedicoujin。“jiejie，nidepifuhaoganya。

”womeiyoudong。ketingli，wodegegelinhao，jiangyifenxintuojijinshouquan**xieyituidaowomianqian。“linzhou，

biejilianbuyaolian。qianleta，zheishijiuguoqule。”tadeyuqilisuodangran，

haoxiangzheibifumuliujiwozuihoudeqian，tianshengjiugaishitade。wotuikaijiangtingtingdeshou，kanxianglinhao。“wodeqian，

weishenmeyaojinimen？”linhaodelianshunjianchenlexiaqu。“jiupingnixinglin！chiwomenjiade，zhuwomenjiade，

xianzairangniweijialichudianlijiubuxingle？nizheigebaiyanlang！”taturanzhanqilai，yijiaochuaixiangqiangjiaodelanhua。

huapenyingshengsuilie，neishiwofumuliuxiadeweiyiyipenyiwu。nituheposuidecipiansijian。linhaohaibujieqi，

zouguoquyongpixiedihenhennianleniancuiruodegenjing。“siwudoubinizheigebaiyanlangyouganqing！

”jiangtingtinglikeguoquwanzhutadegebo，yongshentidangzhuwo。“ge，nibieshengqi，jiejiezhishiyishixiangbukai。

jiejie，gongsizhendexuyaozheibiqian，nijiubangbanggegeba。”taniutouduiwoshuohua，

shentiquebawowangyangtaidefangxiangji。wobeituideyigeliangqiang，zhuangzaiyangtaidebolimenshang。linhaozouguolai，

congwoshenhouqiangguozhuoshangneibeiwohaimeihedeshui。“haixiangheshui？buqianzi，nijintianyidishuidoubiexianghe！

”jiangtingtingshenshouqu“qiang”shuibei，shouyi“hua”，zhengbeishuidoupozaileditanshang。“aiya！”tajinghuyisheng，

“jiejieduibuqi，wobushiguyide。”linhaobakongbeizirengzaidishang，yibajiangwotuijinyangtai。

xiariwuhouderelangshunjianbaoguolewo。“nijiuzaizheilihaohaofansheng！shenmeshihouxiangtongle，shenmeshihouchulai！

”bolimenzaiwoshenhoubeisuoshang。**zheguntangdemen，kanzhetamenzaiyoukongdiaodeketingli，yigezuohuishafa，

yigejiaxingxingdishoushidishangdeshuizi。40dudegaowen，zhengderentouyun。womeiyoukuhan，yemeiyouqiurao。

wozhishitaiqishouwan，kanlekanshoubiao。liangdianwushibafen。haiyouliangfenzhong。qianshi，

wojiushizheiyangbeihuohuoreside。zaijidudetuoshuihejuewangzhong，huanxiangzhetamenhuiliangxinfaxian。ketamenmeiyou。

tamenzhizaiwodeshitiliangtouhou，weizaoyizhu，guafenwodeyiqie。tamenhuazhewodeqian，zhuzhewodefangzi，

haizaiwodezanglishang，jichujidieyudeyanlei，gantanwode“budongshi”。wobishangyan，buquxiangneixie。

wozhixiang，liangfenzhonghou，zheichangweitamenliangshendingzuodeshenpan，jijiangkaiting。shijianyimiaoyimiaodipaguo。

xiawusandianzheng。ketingli，linhaodeshoujituranxiangqiyichuanjicude**。tajieqidianhua，lianseshunjianbianle。

“shenme？pochan？zenmekeneng！zaoshanghaihaohaode！”“zijinlianduanle？beieyizuokong？sheigande！

”“wangzong！lizong！nimentingwojieshi！”taduizhedianhuapaoxiao，keduifangxianranyijingguaduan。jinjiezhe，

jiangtingtingdeshoujiyechuanchutishiyin。tanaqiyikan，zhengzaiguangdeshechipinwangzhanyemianxianshizhifushibai。“ge，

wodekazenmeshuabulele？”tahuanlejizhangka，quandoushitongyangdejieguo。linhaodeshoujizaicixiangqi，

zheicishiyinxingdecuizhaidianhua。yige，liangge，sange……tacongyikaishidebaonu，bianweinanyizhixin，

zuihoutanzuozaishafashang，mianrusihui。wogezhebolimen，anjingdixinshangzhezheichangbengkui。

40dudegaowensuanshenme？zhenzhengdediyu，shiwoweitamenjingxinzhunbeidejingjisixing。wodeyishikaishimohu，

shentideshuifenzaibeikuaisuchougan。danzheiyici，wobushizaizouxiangsiwang。woshizaizhixingyichang，

chidaoleyibeizidejianxing。2xinshengbinglengdechuganconghoujingchuanlai，womengdizhengkaiyan。

bushiyangtaiguntangdediban，ershirouruandechuangpu。kongdiaodelengqijunyundichuifuzhe。wozuoqilai，huangusizhou。

zheishiwozhuleershiduoniandewoshi。qiangshanghaiguazhewodaxueshidezhaopian。wonaqishouji。pingmushangxianshideriqi，

shisangeyueqian。wozhonghuidaolebeitamenbisideqiansangeyue。woxiankaibeizi，chongdaoshuzhuoqian，lakaichouti。

neifenqianshiwobeipianqianxiade《caichanwuchangzengyuxieyi》zhengjingjingditangzailimian。wobatanachulai，yicunyicun，

sidefensui。shoujizhendongleyixia。shijiangtingtingfalaideduanxin。“jiejie，niqichuanglema？

jintianluhenggeshuoyaolai，wobangnitiaolejianxinqunzie，nikuaixialaishishima~[keai.jpg]”luheng，

woqianshideweihunfu。neigezaiwobeiguanzaiyangtaishi，helinhao、jiangtingtingyiqi，

zaiketinglitaolunruheguafenwocaichandenanren。wokanzheneitiaoxuweideduanxin，shouzhizaipingmushangqiaoxiayigezi。

“gun。”fasong。shijieqingjingle。wodakaidiannao，xinjianleyigewendang，mingmingwei“renjianguanchariji”。

guangbiaozaikongbaideyemianshangshanshuo。wodeshouzhizaijianpanshangqiaoxiadiyixingzi。

“exinchangjingyi：jiangtingtingxihuan‘jieyong’woangguidehuazhuangpinhetieshenyiwu。yongwanhoucongbuguihai，

ershiguyifangzaixianyandedifang，shangmianhaicanliuzhetadetiweiheyongguodewuzi。

neipingbeitanongzangpingkoudelamermianshuang，xiangyigeangzangdezhanlipin，xuangaozhetaduiwodeqinzhan。

”womeiyoutingdun，jixuqiaoxiadiertiao。“exinchangjinger：linhaoyichuangyeweiming，nazouwowushiwancunkuan。

diertian，wokanjiantakaizhexinmaidebaoshijie，fujiashangzuozhejiangtingting。wozhiwenta，tadangzhequanjiarendemian，

bacheyaochirengjijiangtingting，'wozhuanqianhaibushijizijiarenhua？tingtingkaiyeyiyang，nineimemang，yeyongbushang。

'”tayongwodeqianmanzutadexurong，zaibazheifenxurongzhuanzengjilingyigechouren。zheishitamenguanyongde，

duiwojinxingrengexiurudebihuan。qiaoxiazheixiewenzishi，womeiyourenhetongku。tamenbuzaishicishangwodedaozi，

ershiwoyonglaixiaozhunfuchouzuobiaodekedu。qianshidewo，zongshizaiweitamenzhaojiekou。linhaozhishiyalida，

jiangtingtingzhishibudongshi。xianzaiwoqingchu，tamenbushibudongshi，tamenjiushichuncuidehuai，chuncuidee。

shiyiqunjishengzaiwoshenshangde，lingrenzuooudejishengchong。menwaichuanlaiqiaomensheng，shijiangtingting。“jiejie，

nizenmele？weishenmerangwogunya？shiwozuocuoshenmelema？”tadeshengyindaizhekuqiang，

yirujiwangdechuchukelian。womeiyoulihui，jiangwendangjiamibaocun。wozoudaolajitongbian，

kanzhelimianneiduixieyidesuipian。qianshidezhai，jinshenglaibao。zheiyici，youxiguizeyouwolaiding。

3canzhuoboyiwodakaifangmen，jiangtingtingzhengjuzheshou，zhunbeizaiciqiaomen。takandaowo，

likehuanshangyifuxuanranyuqidebiaoqing。“jiejie，ni……nimeishiba？

wozhishixiangwenni……”wozhijiecongtashenbianzouguo，xialou。ketingli，linhaoheluhengdouzuozaishafashang。

luhengkandaowo，zhanleqilai。“zhouzhou，nizhongyukenchulaile。tingtingshuonibazijiguanzaifangjianli，

womendouhendanxin。”womeiyoukanta，jingzhizouxiangcanting。“chifan。”jintiandejiatingjucan，rendaoshilaideqi。

fanzhuoshang，woyiyanbufa，zhishijixiedichizhedongxi。linhaohejiangtingtingjiaohuanleyigeyanse，

houzhelikejiwojialeyikuaiyounidewuhuarou，zhijiesaijinwodewanli。“jiejie，nitaishoule，yaoduochidian，

shentibuhaozenmexingni。”feiroudeyounigan，xiangtadehuayiyang，rangwozuoou。wofangxiakuaizi。“wojuedingle。

”suoyourendedongzuodoutinglexialai，kanxiangwo。“woyaobamingxiasuoyoudefangzidoumaidiao，

gongsigufenyequanbu**。”linhaodekuaizi“pa”didiaozaizhuoshang。“nishuoshenme？linzhounifengle！

”“womeifeng。”wonaqicanjincalecazui，“wozhunbeiquhuanyoushijie。”“huanyoushijie？

”linhaoxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，“jiuni？nilianchugeyuanmendouxianlei。nishibushishoushenme**le？

”luhengzaiyipangdayuanchang。“zhouzhou，bieshuoqihua。gongsishinifumudexinxue，

fangziyeshishushuayiliujinidenianxiang，zenmenengshuomaijiumai。”“xinxue？nianxiang？”wozhongfuzhezheijigeci，

“duiwolaishuo，doushiyali。woleile，buxiangguanle。”wozhanqilai，zhunbeihuifang。

“zheijianshiwoyijingjuedingle，mingtianjiuquzhaozhongjie。”dangtianwanshang，luhenglailewodefangjian。taguanshangmen，

zoudaowomianqian。“zhouzhou，wozhidaonizuijinyalida。linhaoshuohuashinantingledian，dantashinigege，

yeshiweilenihao。”wozuozaiyizishang，bushuohua。“nitingwoshuo，maifangzihegufenshixiace。zheiyang，

niruguozhendebuxiangguan，keyibazichanzanshijiaojiwolaibaoguan。”tashenshou，xiangxiangyiqianyiyangfumowodetou。

wopiantouduokai。tadeshoutingzaibankong，youxieganga，danhenkuaijiushoulehuiqu，huanshanggengwenroudezitai。“guai，

bienaole。baqianjiaojiwo，wobangnidali，zongbinizheiyanghuluanhuihuoyaoqiang。nijiudangfanggezhangjia，

dengnixiangtongle，yiqiedouhaishinide。”wokanzheta，taneizhangyingjundelianshangxiemanle“zhencheng”。

“baqianjiaojini？”wowen。“dui，jiaojiwo，nijiufangxinle。”tayiweiwoshuodongle。“haoa。

”wocongchoutilinachuyifenwenjianheyizhibi。“zheishiwozhiqianzhaolvshinihaodelicaishouquanshu，

niqiangezijiuxing。”luhengjieguowenjian，kuaisusaoleyiyan。dangtakandaoshouquanjineneiyilantianxiedeshuzishi，

tadeshouweibukechadidouleyixia。tayiweizijiyanshidehenhao。“zhouzhou，nizhendexianghaole？

”tazaiciqueren，yuqilishiyayibuzhudekuangxi。“qianba。”woshuo。tabuzaiyouyu，

likezaiwenjianmoweiqianxiazijidemingzi。“nifangxin，woyidingbuhuirangnishiwangde。

”tabaqianhaodewenjiandijiwo。tabuzhidao，taqianxiadebushilicaishouquan，

ershiyifenyinzangzheduidutiaokuandemoguixieyi。tajiangyongtazhenggejiazudeqiye，weiwode“fengkuang”peizang。

woshouhaowenjian。“xianzai，nikeyichuqulema？woyaoxiuxile。”4moribaoleiwoyongzuikuaidesudu，

jiangmingxiasuoyouzichandabao，yidiyushijialiangchengdejiage“feilixing”paoshou。linhaoheluhengzuishangquanzu，

andiliquetongguozijideguanxiwang，jiasulezheigeguocheng。tamenpobujiddaididengzhewobaqianhuihuoyikong，

ranhouxiangdiulajiyiyangbawodiujinjingshenbingyuan。juezijindaozhanghou，wokaishileshuangxiancaozuo。mingmianshang，

wolianxileyijiajianzhugongsi，zaiyuanjiaomaixialeyizuofeiqidefangkongdonghedimiancangku。woduiwaideshuocishi，

woyaojianyizuosirenbowuguan，shouzangwo“huanyoushijie”taolaidebaobei。linhaotingshuohou，jiwodalaidianhua。

“linzhou，ninaozishibeilvtilema？huajiqianwanqujiaoqujiangepocangku？niyouzheiqianburujiwo，

wohainengjinifanjifan！”“wodeqian，woxiangzenmehuajiuzenmehua。”“xing，nixing！

wodengzhekannizenmeshouchang！”taqijibaihuaidigualedianhua。wokanzheshoujipingmuanxiaqu，

ranhoubotonglelingyigehaoma。“wei，shi‘baolei’jianzhugongsima？suoyoucailiaodouyongzuigaoguige，

anfangxitongwoyaojunyongjibiede。qianbushiwenti，woyaoqiuyigeyueneizhutiwangong。”andili，

wotongguoyigezairuishiyinxinggongzuodelaotongxue，zhuceleshijijiahaiwaiqiaogongsi。zheixiegongsixiangyizhangwuxingdewang，

kaishiqiaowushengxidishougoulinhaoheluhenggongsifaxingdezhaiquan，chengweitamenzuidadezhaiquanren。yigeyuehou，

jiangtingtinghelinhao“shunlu”laikanwode“bowuguan”。chezitingzaicangkuwai，jiangtingtingyixiachejiuwuzhulebizi。

“jiejie，zheishishenmedifanga？huichenzheimeda。”wodaitamenzoujincangku。

limianduimanlerushandeyasuobinggan、guantou、chunjingshuihegezhongshengcunwuzi。

jiangtingtingdebiaoqingxiangshikandaoleshenmeexindedongxi。“zhouzhou，jiusuanjingshenbuhao，

yebiezheimezuojianzijichizheixielajishipina。nixiangchishenme，gengeshuo，gejinimai。

”linhaodeyuqilimanshiqingmie。tayibianshuo，yibianyongjiaotiletipangbiandeyixiangfangbianmian，

pansuanzhedengwo“sihou”zenmebazheixie“polan”kuaisuchulidiao。womeiyoulihuitamendechaofeng。tianqiyubaoli，

guanyuquanqiujiduangaowendebaodaoyuelaiyuepinfan。moshidejiaobujinle。wozhuanxianglinhao。“ge，

wozuijinshoutouyoudianjin，xiangtouziyigexiangmu，ninengbunengxianjiewoyibiqian？”linhaolengzhule。“touzi？

nihaizhidaotouzi？”tashangxiadaliangwo，xiangshizaipingguwofengbingdechengdu，“shenmexiangmu？

”“jiushinishangcishuodeneige，xinnengyuanqichedianchidexiangmu，wojuedehenyouqianjing。”neishitazuikanhao，

yetourulequanbushenjiadexiangmu。talikelailejingshen。“suannihaiyoudianyanguang！xing，

kanzainizhongyukaiqiaodefenshang，zheigemangwobangle。niyaoduoshao？”“wuqianwan。”tadayingdehenshuangkuai，

fangfoneiqianbenjiushitade。dangtianxiawu，wuqianwandaozhang。wolikejiangzheibiqianzhuanruwodehaiwaizhanghu，

ranhoudakaidiannao，denglujiaoyixitong。zhaodaolinhaogongsidegupiaodaima，zaizuokonglanli，wolengjingdishuruzhiling。

shibeiganggan。quanbumaichu。5luyinxianjingwohuijiale。linhaohejiangtingtingzhengzuozaiketingdeshafashang，kandaowo，

tamendoulengleyixia。“nihaihuilaiganshenme？”linhaowen。“zheishiwojia。”wohuanshangtuoxie，

jingzhizouxiangtamen，“wolaishixianggaosunimen，neifenxintuojijindeshouquanshu，wobuhuiqian。

”linhaodelianlikechenlexiaqu。“linzhou，niyouzaifashenmefeng？nineixieqianbudouhuazaineigepocangkushanglema？

xianzaijiushengzheidianqianle，nihaixiangbaozhebufang？”“jiejie，nizenmenengzheimeshuo？

”jiangtingtinglikezhanqilai，zoudaolinhaoshenbianwanzhuta，“gegeyeshiweilegongsi，

weilewomenzheigejia……”“zheigejia？”wodaduanta，“niyigekaowofumushanxincaishouliudewairen，

yepeigenwotanjia？”jiangtingtingdelianshunjianbaile。linhaomengdizhanqilai，zhizhewo。“linzhou，

**shuosheishiwairen！wokannishizhendefengle！jintianniyaoshibubaziqianle，jiubiexiangchuzheigemen！

”taxiangwozoulai，woxianghoutuileyibu。zheizhengshiwoxiangyaode。wo“jinghuang”dihoutui，

yibubutuixiangyangtaidefangxiang。“nimenxiangganshenme？zheishifanfade！”“fanfa？”linhaolengxiaoyisheng，

yibazhuazhuwodegebo，“baniguanqilailengjinglengjing，wokannagejingchahuiguanzheizhongjiawushi！

”tabawowangyangtaituo，jiangtingtingzaiyipang“bangmang”，jiangyangtaidebolimenlakai。

wobeitamenhelituijinleneigeshuxidekongjian。xiariwuhouderelangzaicibaoguolewo。

“nijiuzaizheilihaohaofansheng！shenmeshihouxiangtongle，shenmeshihouchulai！”bolimenzaiwoshenhoubeizhongzhongguanshang，

luolesuo。**zheguntangdemen，tingzheketinglichuanlaideshengyin。wofangzaikoudailideweixingluyinqi，

zhengzhongshidijiluzheyiqie。“ge，nishuotahuibuhuizhenderesia？”shijiangtingtingdeshengyin，daizheyisixingfen。

“silezhenghao。”linhaodehuidameiyoubanfenyouyu，“shengxinle，yichanyequanshiwomendele。”wotaiqishouwan，