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《baogaoguzong,ninjianaituanziyouyidianqiang》muluzuixinzhangjieyoujiangqitigong,zhujiaoweiqiaoqingliguyanhuai,baogaoguzong,ninjianaituanziyouyidianqiangqingjiediedangqifu、kourenxinxian,shiyibenqingjieyuwenbijujiadexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“burangdarenbangmangya?neinimenzhunbeizenmezhaobabani?”tayiweilianggehaizihuishuobanfashenmede,meixiangdao……

精彩章节

直播画面里面。

lianggexiaonaiwameizizidechizhekaochang、latiao,hezheyinliao。

erzaihuamianwai,kaisuoshifuwangyongyijingjiuweile,cikezhenghejiemuzugoutong。

“zhiqianbushishuoyaowojiaochengnianxuanshouma?xianzaibianchengjiaoxiaohaile?”

“nei……zhiqianzhidingdekaohebiaozhunzenmesuan?”

“daoyan,niyaozhidao,jiaoyigexiaonaiwaxuehuikaicjisuo,genbenjiushibukenengde。”

在节目组的赛制中。

shifudedafenzhanbihenzhong,ziranbuhuirangtamenzhuguanfahui。

meigezhiyededafenbiaozhun,zaoyijingzhidinghaole。

buguo,xuanshouheguanzhongmendoubuzhidaoeryi。

xianzai,wangyongkanzhejimiwaidexiaonaiwa,juedezhiqianzhidingdetongguanbiaozhun,gaodelipu。

daoyanzhouchengzaoyijingxiangdaolezheidian,xiaolexiao:

“zheigexiaohaiyinggaicanjiabuwanzhenggejiemude,nijiuhongzhehaiziwanwanhaole。”

“niyefangxin,baochoububian。”

tingdaozhouchengdehua,wangyongsongleyikouqi:

“neixing,wojiukanzhebanhaole。”

hedaoyanshuoding,wangyongkuazuoshangxiaodianlv,huanhuanshirulejingtouzhong:

“neigeqiaochushiba?nihao,woshijiaonikaisuodeshifu,wangyong。”

qiaochuheqiaochen,zheihuieryijingdengdeshibaiwuliaolaile。

kandaowangyong,lianggexiaojiahuokaixindetiaoleqilai。

“哇!”

“didi,wodeshifulaileei!”

shuowan,qiaochukaixindechaozhewangyonglimaojugong:

“wangshushuhao~womenxianzaijiunengqukaisuolema?woyijingpobujidaidexiangxuexinbenshile!”

tadexiaoyanjingzhong,quanshijijiangshanggangdeqidai。

wangyongbeixiaoguniangmengmengdadexiaorong,zhijiejimenghuale。

hai,dangniantaguinvzheimedadeshihou。

buyeshizuozaitadexiaodianluhoumian,genzhetazoujiechuanxiangdekaisuome?

梦回当年旧时光啊!

zheimeyixiang,wangyongkanqiaochudemuguang,gengjiadeqinqiele。

“haha,lilunshangshiniyijingshanggangle,buguo,shanggangzhiqian,haiyougexiaopeixun。”

wangyongxiaozhenachulezijidegongjuxiang,heqiaochushangliangdao:

“lai,shushujiaonirenshizheixiegongju。”

“niyaoyongxinjizhutamen,kaisuodeshihou,woshuoyaonage,nijiudijiwonage,haobuhao?”

tingdaowangyongdeyaoqiu,zhibojiandeshuiyoumenluchulechiguaxiaorong。

【wodouzuohaozhunbei,zheishihonghaiziwanle,jieguo,jianmianjiujikaoyana?】

【hahaha,wolaogongdegongjuxiang,wodouzhirendegudingjizhonggongju,wangshifudezhuanyekaisuogongjuxiang,pashigongjugengduo,keyiyujian,zheishishangqiangdule。】

【yinggaihaihao,shifuyemeishuo,yicixingyaoquanjizhuma。】

【danshi,duiwusuidehaizilaishuo,youdiannanshimeipaode。】

【meishi,bao,diyici,jizhuliangsangeyijinghenbangle!】

【……】

danmushuaping,qiaochuchongzhewangyongtiantianyixiao,yonglidianlediantou:

“好哒!”

jianhaiziyouxingqu,wangyongxiaozhedakailegongjuxiang。

zuoweikaisuoduoniandelaoshifu,tadegongjuxiangzhong,gezhongqijuwuhuabamende。

wangyongjueding,xiancongjiandandejiaoqi。

tanaqilimianzuixianyandeyangjiaochui,xiaozhezhanshi:

“chuchu,nikan,zheigeshi……”

wangyonghuahaimeiyoushuowan,qiaochuyijingtuokouerchu:

“wozhidao,yangjiaochui!”

“啊?”

wangyongtingdaozheigezhengquedaan,chayileyixia。

daobushizheigedongxiyouduobuhaoren。

ershiyibanrendouhuixiguanxingde,basuoyoudechuizileigongju,doutongchengwei“chuizi”。

nengzhunquejiaochutaxuemingderen,yibanshicongshiweixiuxingyede。

kandaowangyongchayideshense,qiaochuyouxiebumingbai:

“shushu,woshuocuolema?keshizheijiushiyangjiaochuia。”

王勇又拿出了一个:

“这个呢?”

“八角锤。”

“这个?”

“钣金锤。”

“……”

wangyongbagongjuxianglidechuizidoutaochulai。

jieguo,qiaochuzhijielaileyigemiaoda。

王勇服气了:

“……kanlainijialiyouhenduochuizi。”

“haoba,womenrenyixiabiede。”

xianjiaochuizi,shiwangyongxiangzhezheidongxida、haoji。

xianzai,qiaochuquandoudaduile。

zheijiaowangyongshengqileyidiudiuhaoshengxin——

heihei,zheizhongjiayonggongju,nirenshibuxiqi,yaoshiwochugebuchangjiandeni?

wangyongxiaozhenachuleheisede,youpingmu、daizhangxiandedongxi:

“lailailai,nikankanzheige,zheishiwomensuojiangcaihuishiyongdegongju,tashi……”

“wozhidao,neikuijingma。”

qiaochuqingqingsongsongdeshuochuledaan。

王勇:“???”

jiantalianshangdebiaoqingshizaimimang,qiaochuxiaodao:

“takeyiyonglaiguanchasuoxindeneibujiegou,shikaisuodehaobangshou。”

“haole,shushu,zheixiechangjiandegongjuwodourende,nijiwokankanniyaxiangdidegongjubei。”

qiaochujuedewangyongdexiaolvshizaishitaidile,tantoujiangtadegongjuxiangquandakai。

ranhou,tarouyankejiandeyouxieshiwang:

“a,doushixiechangyonggongjua?wokankan……”

qiaochujianggongjuxiangzhongdegongjuyiyirenleguoqu:

“jiemaqi、dangoutiaozhen、niulibanshou……”

“haoba,shushu,nidegongjuhaoshaoe。”

wangyongtingzhetazuilibaifenbaizhengquedegongjuming,rendoumale。

正不知道说什么。

zheishihou,bianshangmobuzuoshengdeqiaochencouleguolai,naishengnaiqidao:

“jiejie,nidelaoshihaolihai。”

王勇:“???”

bushi,zenmejiushuowolihaile?

nandaobushinijierenshizheimeduogongju,talihaime?

zheihuatizhuandezheimekuaidema?

danshi,beikuajiangdeziwei,youdianershushuangzenmeban?

wangyoushengdeyixiaojpg.

“xiaopengyou,nizenmeturanshuozheigeya~?yibanbanla~”

wangyongzheigezhongniannanren,sihaomeiyouyishidao,zijizheishengyinyoudianerjiale。

qiaochentingdaotadewenti,xiaomimidejieshi:

“shushu,nimeitingshuoguo,chashengwenjuduoma?”

“nicaizheimediangongju,shuomingnikendingshiyoudengsheng!kaisuodashifu!”

wangyongchadianerbeizijidekoushuiqiangdao。

老铁,没毛病!

wojiushizheipianzuihaodekaisuoshifu!

danshiwobuhuishuo,dajiadegongjuxiangdoushidachabuchade。

tingdaodididehua,qiaochuxianranyefeichanggaoxing:

“didinishuodeyoudaoli,liuyeyejialiyizhengmianqiangdegongju,tajiujingchangshuotadongshounenglibuxing。”

huamianwai,zhengzaiguankanzhibodeliuyeye,tingdaozheihua,yikouchashuipenlechuqu。

“pu~!kekeke……”

咳嗽声惊天动地。

zhangayimobuzuoshengdenachuzhijin,calecashoujipingmu。

zhouweidezhaoli、wangyeyedengren,qishuashuadekanxiangliuyeye。

“you,nihaihehaizishuozheigeni?bajijigong??”

“差生文具多~~”

“hahahaha!!!bajijigong,buguoruci。”

“……”

manwuzi,yinweiqiaochuheqiaochendehua,chongmanlekuaihuodexiaosheng。

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