本宫靠写话本苟命玩泥巴的中年人-著

小说简介

xuanyixiaoshuo《bengongkaoxiehuabengouming》，shiwannibadezhongnianrenzuixinxiedeyibengudaiyanqingleixiaoshuo。zhujiaozhaomingweixiehengjuanruleyigeliqidemianzhong，gushijinzhangciji，yinrenrusheng。duzhejianggensuizhujiaoyiqijiekaimituan。quedaizheyizhongwuxingde、lingrenzhixideyapogan，tajiangneijizhanggaozhizaitayanqianhuanglehuang，zhijiandianzheqizhongyiduanmiaoxiepan……

精彩章节

diyizhang：jianfengdihouxianshuqiushengbinglengdehanzhugunluojingce，shenrudanbodezhongyi。chuangwaihanshazhentian，

bingrenzhuangjiyubinsiaihaozhichengjuewangdexuqu，nongzhongdexuexingweiwukongburu。

zhaomingweibeidizhebinglengdediaohuachuangzhu，xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleidong，jihuyaozhuangsuileigu。wanle。

chuanchengzheigetongmingtongxingdewangguogongzhucaiduojiu？lianjiyisuipiandoumeiliqing，jiuyaoweizheigefuxiuwangchaopeizanglema？

“peng——！！！”yishengjuxiangsiliesiji！chenzhongdenanmudianmenbeikuangbaodeliliangchuaidesifenwulie！

muxieyutongshuansuipianrubaoyujishe。kuangfengguoxiezhegengnongliedexuexinghexiaoyanguanru，

chuidejiaoxiaoshazhangkuangwuruguimei。nizhemenwaichongtianhuoguang，yigegaodarumoshendeshenyingduzaimenkou。

chenzhongdexuanjiafumanshenhewuji，jianjiazhengning。shouzhongzhangjianxiezhidimian，

zhanchoudeanhongyetishunzhesenhanjianrenhuiju、diluo，zazaijinzhuanshangfachuchenmende“da…da…”sheng，

rutongsangzhong。tatalejinlai，tiexuenianguosuimu，meiyibudouxiangcaizaizhaomingweidexinzangshang。

binglengdekongjudushebanchanraoquanshen，yueshouyuejin。tazoudaojinqian。zhuguangyingliangyizhanglengjunrudaoxuedelian，

jianmeishenmu，bochunjinmin。zuisherendeshineishuangyanjing，shenbujiandideheitan，

fanyongzheweitundebaolishayiyubinglengdeyanjuan。lianshangjianzhebanganxueji，wanrudiyuxiuluo。xinjunxiaoche。

binglengdejianfeng，daizhecibixuexing，jingzhundidishangzhaomingweicuiruodeyanhou。pifushunjianjiqiximidejipigeda，

siwangdehanqizhitougusui。“qianchaoyunie？”shengyindichenshaya，cuizhebingzha。siweiyipiankongbai！bunengsi！

juedui！qiushengbennenghuoshanbanbaofa！shentixianyusikao！tamengditaishou，dongzuoyinkongjuerniuqujingluan，

buguyiqieditanxiangshenceyuzhenxia！shouzhihuangluanmosuo，chupengdaoneidieshuxide、daizhemoxiangtiwendecucaogaozhi，

rutongzhuazhuzuihoudefumu！“bi…bixia！xin…xinxiede！”shengyindoudebuchengyangzi，jianliposui，

daizhejuewangdekuqiang。shoubeijuliezhandouzhe，jiangneidiebeirouzhoudegaozhi，

xianjibangaogaojudaoneishuangshenbujiandideheimouqian。dongzuotaida，binglengdejianfengzaibojingyachuyidaoxiweihonghen，

citongchuanlai，wenredeyetihuanhuanliuxia。shijianninggu。zhiyouzhuhuobibohetayachidazhandegegesheng。jian，

yijiuwenwenxuanyuyanhou。dierzhang：mojiweiganjingpotianjixiaochedemuguang，rubingzhuidingzaigaozhishang。

shentanbandemouzili，fanyongdebaolitingzhileyishun，beijingyifugai。zhoushenneilingrenzhixideshayi，

qiyidizhisele。tahuanhuandi、jiqihuanmandishouhuilejian。jianjianchuiluo，

xuezhudiluode“dada”shengzhongxinxiangqi，gengman，gengzhong。binglengdeyaposhaojian，

danlingyizhongwuxingde、maogusongrandeyalisuizhetazhuanzhudeningshichenchenyaxia。tashenchushou。gujiefenming，

xiuzhangyouli，fugaibojian，zhanzheanhongxuezi。tameiyoujiegaozhi，ershizhijieyongdaizhexuexingweideshouzhi，

jingzhunniezhuzuishangmianyiyedebianyuan，dongzuoqiangying。cucaozhifucaguotadezhijian，dailaizhanlidebingleng。

taniezheneizhangzhi，shouhuishoubei，judaoyanqian。siji。

zhuhuozaitalengjiaofenmingdecelianshangtouxiamingmingmiemiedeguangying。tachuiyan，muguangruiliruyingsun，

yixingxingsaoguozhishanglvexianliaocaodeziji——neishizhaomingweizuoyecaixiewandechugao。shijianliushi，

meiyixidoumanzhangrushiji。zhaomingweijiangyingjuzhegaozhi，shoubeisuanma，lenghanjintouzhongyi，bojingcitongjianrui。

turan，taniezhegaozhideshouzhimengdishoujin！“chila！”jianrendexuanzhifachubukanzhongfude**，

bianyuanbeiniechuwufafupingdeshenzhe！zhizhangtongkuniuqu。zhaomingweihedemengyiduosuo，jihutanruan。tamengditaiyan！

neishuangshentanbandemouzizhizhishelai，

yongzhejingtaohailang：zhenjing、cuoe、beikuipozuishenmimidetaotiannuyi……haiyouyisijihunanyibuzhuodetongchu！

jilieqingxufengkuangpengzhuang，zuizhonghuaweiyipiandongjielinghundebinglengsiji。tasisidingzheta，

muguangxiangyaojiangtapigupoukaishenshi。huxichenzhongleyishun，xiongtangqifu，houjiegundong，

yayizhejijiangpenbodedongxi。kongqiningguruqian。bochunrudaofengbanjiqihuanmandixiankai，shengyinyadejidi，

shayarushalimoca，zizirudao，zazaisijili：“gudemimi……”tadunledun，

duzhuibandemuguangsisidingzaitalianshang，“nizenhuizhidao？

”disanzhang：yibiweidaogouyancanchuanneizhiwenrutongjingleizaizhaomingweinaozhongzhakai。mimi？

shangxiedeshitazuoyegang“chuangzuo”deyigexiaogushi——yigeshaonianjiangjunzaibeijingkuhanzhidizhengzhaqiushengdepianduan。

tazhishixiayishidi、pingzhechuanyueqianneifen《daliangmishi》ziliaolidemohujizai，jiashangxiangxiangrunseercheng！

judadekongjujuezhuleta，jihuwufahuxi。jieshi？ruhejieshi？shuoshishiliaojizai？neishizhaosi！

shuoshitianshoushenqi？gengshiwujizhitan！dianguangshihuojian，yigehuangmiuquekenengshiweiyishengludeniantoufuxian。

tamengdifudishenti，etoujihuchudaobinglengdedizhuan，shengyinyinjidukongjuerposuiduanxu：“bi…bixiashuzui！

chennv…chennvzhishi…zhishiyeyousuomeng！

…biansuishoujixia…wangjiachuaice…bianchenglehuabenzi…zhiweipaiqianxinzhongjingju…juewubanfentanchabixiaguowangzhiyi！

chennv…chennvwansi！”tabugantaitou，zhinengganjuedaoneibinglengcigudemuguangyijiudingzaitashenshang，rutonglingchi。

dianneisiji，zhiyoutajuliedexintiaoshenghezijicuzhongdechuanxi。“bian？

”xiaochedeshengyinlengdexiangbingkulilaochulai，daizheyisiwanweideweixian，“bianderuci…shenlinqijing？

liangujiaoshicaogenjixueshi，houjianneihuoshaobandecitongyubinghanrufudejiaotong…doufenhaobucha？

”zhaomingweihunshenyizhan，hanyicongjiaodizhichongtouding！ziliaolizhitile“duanhousanri，liangjue”，

zheixiexijie…nandaoshizhende？tawudawuzhuang，chuozhonglezuishendetongdian！“chennv…chennvhuangkong！

dingshi…dingshineimengjingtaiguozhenqie…chennvwuzhi…xiedutianwei…”tayuwulunci，shengyindaizhekuqiang，

bixia…weibixiashuxiexinpian…zhiqiu…zhiqiubixia…jichennvyige…yigeshuzuidejihui…”tahuochuqule，

jiang“chuangzuo”zuoweiweiyidechoumapaochu。zhangjiudechenmo。kongqichenzhongdejihuyaojiangtayakua。zhongyu，

yishengjiqingdelenghengchuanlai，daizheyisinanyiyanyudefuzaqingxu。“he…shuzui？

”xiaochedeshengyinyijiubingleng，danneigushizhixingdeshayisihushoulianlexiexu，“neibian…xie。ranggukankan，

nizheizhibi，hainengxiechuxieshenme‘meng’lai。”tasuishoujiangneiniezhoudegaozhirenghuitajiaobian。

“gunhuinidedifang。mingricishi，guyaokandaoxinzhang。”rutongdedaosheling，zhaomingweijihuxutuo，

qiangchengzhezuihouyisiliqi，zhandouzhezhuaqineiyezhoubabade“jiumingfu”，

liangunpapadituichulezheizuochadianchengweitazangshenzhidideqingong。yefengyichui，tacaijingjue，

quanshenzaoyibeilenghanjintou，bingliangcigu。huoxialaile…zanshi。yibiweidao，zaibaojunyanpidixia，

gouyancanchuanderizi，kaishile。disizhang：yuqianjinghunguchenyiyunshurihou，yushufang。

chenzhongdezitanmumengejuelewaijie。lengsudeqixihunhezhemoxiangheyisitiexiuwei。yangguangtouguosubaigongsha，

chenaizaiguangzhuzhongwushengfeiwu。zhaomingweichuishoulizaijudadeyuanxia，zhijianbingliangquansuo，zhangxinshileng。

kuanxiuzheyanxia，shentiweizhan。

tashouzhongpengzhejinchenhaojinxinshen“chuangzuo”dexingao——yigenianqingdiwangyinrenchoumou，

yuquanchenhuansi、qiangdikuitanzhong，zuizhongzaijingtiangongbianfanpandegushi。qingjiejingxin，

zilixingjianqiaomiaoqianrulegengduozhiyouxiaochecainengxinlingshenhuidezaonianyinmixijie。xiaochegaojupanlongbaozuo，

xuansechangfuchendemianrongyufalengjun。takansisuiyidifandongzheantouneidiemojiyouxindegaozhi，zhijianhuaguozhimian，

fachudandiaode“shasha”sheng，qiaodazaizhaomingweijinbengdeshenjingshang。zhongyu，tatingxiafandong，

zhijianzaimouyiyeqiaoleqiao。“zuorineizhang，”takaikou，shengyindichenpinghuan，“gukanle。

”zhaomingweidexinshunjiantidaosangziyan。“xiede……”tataiqiyan，shentanbandemouzisuozhuta，

tingdunpianke，“bucuo。”qingpiaopiaolianggezi，rangtajinbengdexinxianmengdiyisong，jiehouyushengdeqingxinggangmaotou。

“zhishi，”tahuafengdouzhuan，yuqiyijiupingdan，quedourandaishanglinliehanyi，“guhenhaoqi。

”taweiweiqingshenxiangqian，shouzhouchengzaianshang，zhijiandianzhegaozhi，dailaiwuxingdezhongya。“gongzhudianxia，

shenjuneiyuan，yangzunchuyou。”tamantiaosili，ziziqingxi，“shiruhe……dezhineibeijingkuhanzhidi，

dongyexingjunshi，xuyongliejiutumodaoqiao，fangnengmianqiangbachuzhandao，buzhidongzhanpirouzheidengxiweimojie？

”muguangruyingsun，zhicierlai。“youshiruhe……jianggudangnianzaiyunzhouchengwai，yuluanjunzhizhonggushenduanhou，

shenxianzhongweisanri，jianjinliangjue，jinkaojiaoshicaogenjixueweisheng，

zuizhongqueqijibanshenghaituweidejiushi……”shengyinyadi，rutongweixianeryu，“miaohuide……fenhaobucha，

huangruqinli？”kongqishunjiandongjie！zhaomingweihoubeilenghanshunjianjintouzhongyi，hanyicuanshangtouding，toupifama！

tawendetaijingzhun，taizhiming！danaofengkuangyunzhuan，jihumaoyan。lenghanshitouliyi。

jiuzaizheilingrenzhixidesijizhong，yushufangchenzhongdezitanmumen，beiwushengdituikaiyidaofengxi。

yidaoshenyingrutongrongruyinyingdeguimei，qiaowushengxidihuaru。shenzisezhijinmangpao，yudaihuanyao，

shenzitingbaruxiuzhu。wufayisibugoushuyubaiyuguannei，mianrongrulengyudiaozhuo，meimuqingjue，

qizhiduanfang——quanqingchaoyedeshoufuxieheng。tashoupengminghuangzoushu，bulvcongrong，paoxiuweidong，

daizhekebandeyouya。raner，dangtademuguangsaoguoyuan，

luozaineidiebeixiaochezhijianyazhede、zijishuxidegaozhishangshi，

neizhangyongyuanbolanbujing、rutongfuzhewanmeimianjudelianshang，

jiqihanjiandilveguoyisijidan、jihunanyichajuedecuoe。kuairushandian，shunjianxiaoshi。taxunsuchuimou，

huifugujingwubodeguchenzitai。taxingzhiyuanqian，weiweigongshen，shengyinqinglengruyuqing：“bixia，

nanjingjunxiangdiaobodejizou，xuyubiqinpi。”gongjingchengshangzoushu。xiaochemuguangyikai，suiyi“ng”leyisheng。

xiehengzhiqishen，muguangsibujingyidizaicisaoguoantougaozhi。zheiyici，

shixianzaizhaomingweilianshangtingdunlejiqiduanzandeyishun。neimuguangjishen、jileng，daizhedongxiyiqiedechuantouli，

fangfoshunjianbokailetasuoyouqiangzhuangdezhendinghehuangkong，zhidishenchudebuanhemimi。zhishiyipie。suiji，

talianmuchuishou，jingjingshiliyipang，rutongyizunwushengmingdeyuxiang。raner，neiyiyan，querangzhaomingweiruzhuibingku，

hanyizhichongtianlinggai。bixiaochezhijiandeweiyagengkongbude，

shixiehengzheiwushengde、binglengde、fangfozaoyikantouyiqiedeshenshi。tajiangzaiyuandi，ganjuekongqixibochenzhong，

lenghanshitou。diwuzhang：jinshufengaoguchenwenzui“gongzhudianxiahaoyaxing。

”binglengruyushixiangjideshengyinzaipiandianmenkouxiangqi，bugao，queqingxidigaiguolechuangwaideniaoming。

zhaomingweizhengfuzaianshang，yaozhebigankusixinzhangqingjie，wenshengsongranyijing，maobi“pada”diaozaixuanzhishang，

yinkaiyituanmoji。tamengditaitou。shoufuxiehengbuzhiheshiyizhanzaidiannei，

shenzimangpaochendetashenziyuefagugaoqingjue，yeyuefahanqibiren。tashenhougenzheliangmingmianwubiaoqingdeneishi，

shoupengkongqipan，xianranshilai“banshi”de。dianmendakai，yangguangciyan，

quequbusantadailaideneigubinglengsushazhiqi。“shoufudaren…”zhaomingweihuangmangqishen，xinzangkuangtiao。

tadehuabenyinneirong“dadan”（yingshetaiduo），queshizaigongnvtaijiandexiaoquanziliyinmichuanchaoguo，

nandao…“benguanfengzhizhengsugongwei，chachaojinshuyinci，yizhengshiting。

”xiehengdemuguangpingjingdisaoguotahuangluandelian，zuizhongluozaitaantousanluandegaozhishang，neiyanshenmeiyoubolan，

quebidaofenggengli，“tingwendianxiacichu，poyouxie…buruliudeduwu？”tahuanbushangqian，

wushizhaomingweishunjianshabaidelianse，xiuzhangruyudeshouzhizhijietanxiangantouneidiexiemanzidezhi。

tabingfeihuluanfanzhao，zhijianjingzhundilveguozuishangmianjizhangxinxiede、xiangdui“anquan”degaozi，

jingzhitanruxiamianyidiemingxianfanyueduocidejiugaozhong，

jingzhundichouchulejiazaizhongjian、yongzhushazaiyemeizuolegejixiaobiaojidejizhang！zhaomingweidexinchendaolegudi。

neishitazaoqixiedeyipian，

lingganlaiyuanyuxiehengzaonianyiduanbuweirenzhideyiwen——guanyuyiweigugaoqingzhengdenianqingchenzi，

ruhezaimougeyuye，weidisongyifenguanhushejicunwangdemibao，budebubingqisuoyouguiju，

shenyefanyuemouweizhongchenfudidegaoqiang，xiansihaisheng。tadangshixiedetouru，xijiemiaohuijiweishengdong，

shenzhikehualeneichenzipanpashibeiwapiangepozhangxin、xianxueranhongmibaoyijiaodeqingjing。xiehengchuimou，

muguangluozaigaozhishang。takandehenkuai，danzhaomingweiqingxidikandaotaniezhegaozhibianyuandeshouzhi，

jibukechadishoujinleyishun，gujieweiweifanbai。pianke，tataiqitou。

neizhanglengyubandelianshangyijiumeishenmebiaoqing，zhishichunjiaojiqixiweidixiangshanggouqiyigebinglengdehudu，

yandiquehaowuxiaoyi，zhiyoushenbujiandidehantan。“gongzhudianxia，”takaikou，shengyinyijiuqingleng，

quedaizheyizhongwuxingde、lingrenzhixideyapogan，tajiangneijizhanggaozhizaitayanqianhuanglehuang，

zhijiandianzheqizhongyiduanmiaoxiepanpayuxianxuedewenzi，“jieshiyixia？”taweiweiqingshen，bijinyibu，

shuyushangweizhedebinglengqixilongzhaoxialai。

“zhei‘guchenshenyepaqiangsihui’deqiaoduan……”takeyijiazhongle“sihui”erzi，

yuqidaizheyisiwanweidechaofeng，yanshenqueruilirubingzhui，zhicizhaomingweiyandi，“yingshedeshishei？

zheiqizhongdexijie……youshiconghechukuitandelai？”zhaomingweihunshenbingliang，ruzhuibingku。tazhidaole！

tawanquankanchuanle！zheigenbenbushiwenhua，shishenpan！tazhanglezhangzui，houlongquexiangbeidongzhu，fabuchurenheshengyin。

lenghanshunzheejiaohuaxia。wanle…diliuzhang：fengpijiegaoqiujinanshi“yo，zheimerenao？

”yigeqingtiaoyoudaizhejifenyinyuxiaoyideshengyintuwudichalejinlai，

dapolepiandianneijihuninggudesiwangqixi。bansuizhezheishengyin，yidaoqizhangzhangyangdeshenyingxiexieyizailemenkuangshang，

dangzhuledapianyangguang。lairenyishenanhongsezhijinmangpao，lingkouweichang，luchuxiantiaopiaoliangdesuogu。mofaweishu，

suiyipisan，jilvsuifachuizaieqian，chendeyizhanglianjunmeidejinhuyaoyi，youqineishuangweiweishangtiaodetaohuayan，

cikezhenghanzhesanfenwanwei、qifenxieqidexiaoyi，raoyouxingzhididaliangzhedianneijiangchideliangren。

fengpiwangye——xiaojin。xiaochetongfuyimudedidi，yigeyiguaizhangbaoli、xingshimocezhuchengdecunzai。

tawushileshoufuxiehengshunjiancuqidemeitouhebinglengdeshixian，yefangfomeikandaozhaomingweicanbairuzhidelianse，

ziguzididuobujinlai，xuezicaizaiguangjiededizhuanshang，fachuyonglandeqingxiang。tademuguangzaidianneiqunxunyiquan，

zuizhongluozailexiehengshouzhongniezhedeneijizhanggaozhishang，yousaoleyiyanzhaomingweiantouduidiedezhizhang，

yanzhongshanguoyisinonghoudexingqu。“shoufudarenzheishizai……shengaozi？”xiaojinxiaoxixidicoujinxieheng，

shenshoujiuyaoquchoutashoulidezhi，“shenmehaodongxi？rangbenwangyeqiaoqiao？”xiehengbudongshengsediceshenbikai，