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yangyuanzhangjingzhizouxianglingfeng，jiweiqianbeidewendao。
“xiansheng，woshiyuanzhangyangtianhai。gangcaiyouxingjianninshizhanzhongyiliaofazhongdedianxuetuinazhishu，zhenshirangwodakaiyanjie，doudanqingjiaoyiju，shicaineishoufakeshishichuanyijiude，wuzhuagouhunshou？”
tadetaidu，rangzhongrenjingyadezuibadazhang。
yangtianhaihexurenye，guoneidingjianmingyi，guojiayixueyuanyuanshi，zhongyijieguibaojibiederenwu！
ruciyixuedajia，jingranduilingfengrucikeqi，erqieshiyongqingjiaodeyuqi！
yishijian，zhongrenqishuashuadekanxianglingfeng，muguangzhongchongmanlejingweihejingcha。
lingfengdandanyixiao，“tingyouyanlima！”
dedaoduifangkending，yangtianhaijingxiwubi，“cishoufanaizhongyijingsui，queshichuanyijiu。zaonianjianwoyouxingdeenshizhenchuan，xuedewuzhuagouhunshouyanshengshoufa，xianqianzhengshiquchayueenshiliuxiadeshouzha，danganlaishijianxianshengshizhanwuzhuagouhunshou，dungantianrangzhibiea！ganwenxianshengshichenghechu？”
cikedeyangtianhai，qianbeidejiuxiangshiyigexuetu。
“woshizundeminghui，nihaimeizigezhixiao！”lingfengsuikoushuodao，naguoyangtianhaishoulidegushu，yimushixingdepieleyiyan。
bujinyaotouxiaodao：“laji！pimaodoubusuan！niruoxiangxue，wokezhidianyier。”
tajiangshudiuhaijiyangtianhai。
zuoweishengyigedegezhu，yidaishenyi，zheidengyishutaziranbufangzaiyanli。
“nizaoci！danganzheimegenyangyuanzhangshuohua！”gouridelianseyichenhedao。
yangtianhaihuoranniutou，chidao：“nijiwobizui！”
xuanjiganmangkanxianglingfeng，xiaoyingyingdao：“xianshengcihuadangzhen？ruozhennengzhidianyier，woyangtianhaiganjibujin。”
lingfengchouleyiyangouride，dao：“yangyuanzhang，nisuixinlichangliang，danyouxielaoyanhunhuaa！gouridezheidengzhuchong，yepeidangyisheng？daoshitangshishiyishengdeyide，rangwoyouweijingpei！zheiyangba，wohuichuanshoujita，niruoxiangxuexiangtataojiaobianshi。”
tingwencihua，tangshishishouchongruojing。
“我？”
lingfengchongtaxiaozhediantou，“yizhe，pindezuizhongyaoma。”
yangtianhaikanchuduanni，jimangdao：“xianshengsuoyanjishi。”
噗通！
gouridejianshibumiao，ganmangshuangxiguidi。
“yangyuanzhang，zheicideshiqingwodequeyouguocuo，haiqingninwangkaiyimian。”
“wangkaiyimian？”yangtianhailenghengyisheng，“zuoweizhuzhiyishi，bingrenxinzangtingzhitiaodong，yaoqiangjiuduojiucainengxuanbusiwang，lianzheidianjibendechangshinidoubuzhidao？nideneidianxinsi，wozaojiukantoule，weilegentangyishengjingzheng，nijingbeihoutongdaozi！yidehezai？liuzhenijixuhairenma？”
“xianzai，jiuqubanlilizhishouxuba！”
gouridemianrusihui，meixiangdaoshiqingzuihoujingrannongchengzheiyang。
完了。
这下全完了！
zheixieshilingfengbingbuguanxin，taxiaoxixidekanzhetangshishi，“tangyishengshifouyoukong，niwoqiecuoyier？”
tangshishiyilianyangmu，zheiweilianyangyuanzhangdouwubijingzhongderen，jingranyuanyijiaoziji，tajianzhishouchongruojing。
“you，dangranyou！”taxingfendehuidadao。
jiuzaitaliangzhunbeilikai，bici‘qiecuo’shi，bingchuangshangneiminglaozhe，turanhandao：“lingxianshenghaiqingliubu！zhuwei，wogenlingxianshengdanduliaojiju。”
lingfengchouleyiyanta，zaikantangshishi，“neidengwoyifenzhong！”
tangshishixingfendiantou，genzhongrenyiqichulebingfang。
“nizhiyouyifenzhong，wohenmang！”lingfengniutoushuodao。
laozheweiweiyizheng，conglaidoushitajibierenshijian，haimeiyousheigentazheimeshuohuade。
buguoxianqianyimu，tayekanzaiyanli，duifangbujinjiuletayiming，erqieyishuchaoqun。
“lingxiansheng！duoxieninjiumingzhien，woshenwanshanwuyihuibao……”
“dengdeng！”lingfengyibaishou，“nishei？shenwanshan！neigewanshanjituandedongshizhang？”
wangguanjiadiantouxiaodao：“zhengshi！zheiwei，bianshiwanshanjituandedongshizhang，shenwanshan，shenxiansheng。”
lingfengliezuiyixiao，haizhenshizouyun，shenwanshanzijisongshangmenlaile！
“jingranshini，neijiuhaobanle，wojiurenkebushimianfeide。”
shenwanshanleranyixiao，“lingxianshengxinggezhishuang，wohenjingpeia！jibianshijiangwanshanjituanyibangongshouxiangsong，yewuyihuibaoengongjiumingzhien！ninyouheyaoqiujinguankaikou。”
“qian，womeixingqu！”lingfengzhengsedao：“tingshuoshenlaocicilaitianjiangshi，shiweilexunqiuhezuohuoban，tuozhanshichang？”
“zhengshi！buzhi，youhenengbangshanglingxianshengde？”
lingfengzhiyandao：“henjiandan！woxiwangshenlaocicidehezuohuoban，shiwozhidingderen！”
shenwanshanwendao：“shei？”
“夏家，夏雨沫！”
weijingsisuo，shenwanshanzhengzhongdiantou，“enrenfangxin，cishi，qitianhoudeshangwuqiatanhui……”
lingfengyaotou，“santian！huiyitiqianle！”
shenwanshanyizheng，xuanjiganmangdao：“hao，yiqietingengongde，santianhoutianjiangjiudianshangwuqiatanhui，woshenwanshanbaozheng，jueburangengongshiwang。”
lingfengmanyidedianlediantou，zhuanshenxiangzhebingfangwaizouqu。
cishi，menwaiyimingfeitoudaerdezhongniannanzitingdeyiqingerchu，tadailengzaimenkou，denglingfengkaimenshishaobuzhuyi，chadianzhuangshangleta。
凌峰眉头一皱！
budengtakaikou，wangguanjiabiannudao：“duzaimenkouganma！haiburangkai！”
“o，o。”nanziyijing，bennengdeduokanlelingfengjiyan，erhoujimangrangkai。
daidelingfengchumen，tacaiganmangchongjinqu，“shenlao，wozhongyuzhaodaoninle！tingshuoninzhuyuanle，woleijingtianxinjirufen，shicai……”
shenwanshanshuangmuweibibuyulihui。
wangguanjiajianzhuang，meihaoqidao：“yuanlaishileijiaderen！baoqian，wojialaoyeyiwudaai，danhaixuyaoduoxiuxi，leixianshengqinghuiba。”
chilebimengeng，leijingtianbuganyouyu，jimangdiantouzhuanshenxiangzhewuwaizouqu。
kanzhebuyuanchudelingfeng，takuaibuzhuileshangqu，daxianyinqin，dao：“xianshengninhao，woshileijiadeleijingtian，buzhixianshengshi……”
yitingduifangshileijiaren，kendinggenleizhenyouguan，lingfengyilianbuxie，“woshinidaye！”
lingfenghuabikuobuerqu，zhiliuxiayilianmengbideleijingtian。
bingfangzhong，shenwanshanzhengkaiyanmou，jingtandao：“laowanga，cirenjuefeixunchang！”
wangguanjiazhongzhongdiantou，wanshanjituandeyiban，neishishuqianyidezichan，keduifangyanliliansihaoyouyudoumeiyou。
“xiayumo？zheigerenduitakendinghenzhongyao，cicijuebunengdaiman！”shenwanshanlveweichenyin，dao：“laowang，niliketongzhineixieyouyixianggenwanshanjituanhezuozhe，santianhouyaoqingtamenqiju！woyaojizuneiweixiayumodemianzi。”
“shi，laoye！wozheijiuquban。”wangguanjiajimangdiantou。
……
yiyuanzoulang，turancuanchuyidaoshenying，yibazhuaizhulelingfengdegebo。
“tangyisheng。”lingfengwenrouyixiao。
tangshishiyijinghuanshangleyitaoxiuxianzhuang，kanqilaichongmanyangguang，huolisishe。
“duoxielingxianshengxiangzhu，woqingnichifan！”
lingfengcumeidao：“tangyishengbuyongshangbanlema？”
tangshishizhijiewanzhulelingfengdegebo，“yuanzhangteyijiaodai，wodeshijiankeyiziyouzhipei！nidayingjiaowoyishude，wodegenzheni，eduile，congxianzaiqi，wodejiaoniyishenglaoshi！qingnichidunfan，jiudangshibaishilile！”
“zouzouzou，yiyuanshitang，huoshibucuo！”
zaijianxinggekailangdewushijietangshishi，lingfengxinlinuannuande。
tadiaokanxiaodao：“baishili，zheimesuiyima！”
tangshishijiaohuadexiaodao：“henzhengzhongdee，zheidabaitianyezhiyouyiyuandeshitangyoushaokao！jingbujingxiyibuyiwai？”
“shaokao！”lingfengxinliyinyinyouxiechudong。
“dui！zheishiwodaikezuigaodelijie！chuguodangnianwodexiaoshidi，wotangshishiconglaimeiyouqingrenchiguoshaokao！nishuo，zheishibushizuigaodelijie？”
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