《beiguimiqiangqin,jiajunguanhuaishuangtaitangyingle》shiyouzuozhe“caomeixingziyu”chuangzuobianxie,xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshiyuliwuguohua,qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi:yulizhizhetaliangjiaoma:“lailailai,nimenlianggelianpihouyiweibierenjiumeibanfazhinile?laotaipo,niganfashiyaoshinierzizhende……
jiangonganyaozhuaziji,gaoxuelianxiayishidiquda,zhangzhangdezhijiayixianaopoleqizhongyigegongandelian。
“fangkaiwo!**menzuzong!nimenpingshenmezhuawo!woshenmedoubuzhidao!”
tazheiyangfandaoshixijing,beizhuazoudeliyougengchongfenle!
henkuai,gaoxuelianbeidaizoule。
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zheihuarangyutuanjiechenmolexialai。
taqulegezheiyangdexifu,shitalikui。
yehao,rangxuelianqugonganjuqingxingqingxing,yexuyihoujiugaile。
yujiefanggenchenailanyeshifenshengqi,zhengzhongdigenyutuanjietanleyichang。
“gaoxuelianzheicizuodeshiqing,shizaishiguofen!jianzhiedu!haowurenxing!sheijiadedasaoyebuhuibazijidexiaoguziwangliumaokengneiyangderenshoulisong!liziduibandengbuhaoma?
nahuiqushanshangzhaileguozibudoushishebudezijichi,daihuilaifenjibandenggenshiliu?bandengnengchi,lizidundunjiushaochi,dourangzhebandeng!zenmetagaoxuelianjiushikanbujian?feiyaojiaohedezhenggejiadoubuanning?”
yutuanjiekuijiudidixiatou。
yujiefangkekeyandai:“zheicinixifuhuilaizhihou,yaoshixiangmingbaile,zanmenhaiyiqiguo,yaoshixiangbumingbai,yaobujiunilianglihun,yaobujiufenjianimendanguo!”
yutuanjiexinliyijing:“ba,ma!”
zaizheigebaoshoudeshidai,haishixiangxia,wulunshilihunhaishifenjia,douyaozaoshouwaitoubuzhidaoduoshaoliuyanfeiyu!
dantabisheidouqingchu,gaoxuelianshizaishitaiguofenle!
yutuanjiebilebiyan:“dengxuelianchulai,wohuihaohaogentashuoyici,nengbunengguo,jiukantadebiaoxianle。”
zheijianshierjiuzheimeshuodingle。
jinjiezhechenailanjiujinzaofangqule,yujiasangenanrenpeizheluguanshanzaishuohua。
yuanbenluguanshandebiaoxianjiushifenyouxiu,jintiangengshizhijiezhuangdaoleyujiarendexinkanshang。
yujiefangbazijizhenzangdexiangyandounachulaile。
luguanshanquexiaodao:“shu,wobuchouyan。buguowomenlingdaojiangliguowoyancaopiao,wojintianyidazaoqumaileyitiaoyanxiaojingnin。”
shuozhetacongzijidailaideyiduilipinlifanchulaiyitiaoyan。
yujiefangdeyanjingdouzhile!
yitiaoyana!!neishizhengzhengyitiaoa!
tazuomengdoubuganzheiyangzuo!
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ouerhuibieyigendaoerduo,dandoudaoruanleyeshebudexide。
sheijiananrenshiyouyibaoyan,henbuderangrangdezhenggecunlidouzhidao!
xianzaitadehaonvxujiletayizhengtiaoyan!
yujiefangdengdayan,jidongdeyikexindouzaizhandou!
yutuanjiegenyufendouxiongdiliangyedoumouzishunjianliangle。
zheigemeifu,tamenrenle!
luguanshanxiaoyinonghou:“ba,dageerge,yihoubuduilingdaozaijiwoyandehua,wodoujihuilaijinin,wozijibuaichouyanfangzheyeshilangfei。”
yujiefangyileng:“nihanwosha?”
虞家两兄弟:??
zheidageergejiuzheimehanshangle?
可是……
yujiafuzisanrenqiqixiaorongmanmiandidadao:“ai!”
好女婿!
好妹夫!
luguanshanchenjikaishijieshaozijidailaidedongxi,bingbazijidegerentiaojianzaixiangxishuoleyibian,cailiqian,hunliruheban,yijihunhoudeanpaidengdeng,shiwujuxi,yitiaoyitiaodoushuodeqingqingchuchu。
tajinlibayiqiedouzuohao。
jiranyaoquxifu,jiubunengweiqulezijidexifu。
yigenanren,zuobudaorangxifukaixin,neiyoushenmezigequxifuni?
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zaofanglireqitengteng,xiangweiyingrao。
shiliujijidizaizaotaihoumianbangzheyulishaoguo。
ersaowangxinghuagenyulitamachenailanzaiyitoujingerdichaocai。
yuliyuekan,yuejuedezheiliangrenzenmegaoxingdeyouxieguole?!
wangxinghuayaoyidashaozhuyoufangruguoli:“ma,jintianzheicaibixuzuodehaochi,wosuanlexia,zanmenzuoleyidaohongshaoyu,zhurouduntudou,jiucaichaojidan……liugecai,goulebu?”
chenailanlimayaotou:“bugou!ninianqingbudong,nvxushangmen,zuiqimadebagecai,biaoshikanzhong!wanghouriziyenengtuantuanyuanyuan!”
yulicengdeyixiazhanleqilai,shoulideshaohuogundoudiaole!
tazhengdayan:“ma!ersao!nvxu?shenmenvxu,wozenmebuzhidao?”
wangxinghuahanxiaokankanta,yibianhuidongguochan,yibianxiaodao:“niwenzanma。”
chenailanpieleyuliyiyan:“aiyo,anmenjializihaihaixiuleni?niqiaoni,zhiyaoxiaoluyilai,nijiugenhunpodiuleside,renjiaxiaolujintiandaiyiduiliguolai,jiushiyaogennidingqina!
hekuangxiaolubangzanmenjiejueleliumaokengzheiyangde**,niqueshiyedekuaixiejiehun,buranjiunizheizhangpiaoliangliandan,buzhidaoshashihouyoubeirendingshangle。”
zheiyidianchenailanxiangdehenqingchu。
jiuzijianverzheizhangxiangzheishencai,queshiputongnanrendoubuhaobaohu。
zaicunlishenghuohenrongyibeierliuzidingshang。
danruguojiajiluguanshanjiubuyiyangle,daoshihousuijun,yiqishenghuozaizhudi,neikeshijueduideanquanya。
hekuang,tamensuirancaijianluguanshanjimian,keluguanshanbiaoxiandeshizaishitaibangle!
zheiyangdeyouzhinanren,danfanshigehuizhangyandedouhuixiangfangshefadiqiang,tabunengkanzheyuliyouyouyuyudicuoguole。
“lizi,magaosuni,neizhonglajinanren,shiyaokuaidaozhanluanma,danyudaohaonanren,yeyaozhuajina,fouzenidangqitanvdedoushishazi?niyouyudegongfu,renjiajiuchongshangqule!duibudui?”
meidengyulihuida,pangbiankeaidexiaoshiliudiantou:“dui!”
yulizhuantoukanzheta:“shiliu,nizhidaoninainaishuodesha?jiushuodui?ainizheitangshinalilaide?”
shiliuyaotouhuangnaode,keaidebuxing:“gufujide!gangyijinmen,gufujiujileshiliuyibatang!”
wangxinghuabaguolidecaichanchulai,xiaomimidishuo:“meifuzheiren,queshibucuo,xinxiyouhuizuoshier,lianxiaohaidounengxiangdao。”
好家伙!
zheimeifu,gufu,yigegedoudouhanshangle?
yulishenxiyikouqi,xiangshuoshenme,zuizhonghaishibizuile。
suanle,tamenshuodeyedui,luguanshanqueshifangfangmianmiandouhenhao。
chulezaiyuanshulihuizaosiyidian,jianzhimeiyouyisiquehan。
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这才多久!
zhongwuzheidunfan,yinweimeiyougaoxueliandedarao,yijiazidouhengaoxing,bandengdoulaoshilebushao。
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tadejiuliangzhendetaiqianghanle!
yulixinzhongrenbuzhuxiang,jiranruci,neitiantabeiwumuxiayaodeshihou,zhendeshiwanquanrenbuzhulema?
心脏咚咚咚地跳。
chenailanbayujiefangfujinwuzilixiuxi,dagehuiledafangwuzi,ergeersaoyedaizheshiliuhuileerfangwuzi。
“lizi,xiaoluhelebushao,nirangtaquniwuzilitangyihuierxiuxixiuxi,nilaizaofangbangwoxiwan!”chenailanhandao。
虞梨赶紧应了下来。
tamashishebudetaxiwande,zhishiguyirangluguanshanxiuxixia,danyoubuxiangrangtamentongchuyishi。
jiangluguanshandaijinzijiwuzili,tataijiaocaixiangzou,shoujiubeirenzhuazhule。
heduoledenanren,kuandadeshouzhangzhuoreyipian,yanjingliyunlexiehongse,tahaishiyouxieweixunle。
nanrenwanchunduitayixiao,taohuayanliliuguangyicai,doushimanmanguhuorenxindechunshuiqiuyue。
yulidexinyizhan,tamengdeyila,jiangtazhuaidaozijihuaili。
“wohezuile,rangwobaoyihuier,jiuyihuier,yifenzhong,haobuhao?”
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