《baogaoshaoye，nindesiduitoutachuxianle》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，jingyichengshuozuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“xing，shenghuofeiwohuianshidadaonikashang，youshenmexuyaodesuishigenjialishuo。”qibiluoyesonglekouqi，xiaozheshuo：“wojiuzhidaoxiaoyizuidongshile，zaichidian。”……
chechuangwaidejingsebuduanxianghoudaotui，weiweitouheidechechuangsishiyaobacheneiyuchewaigejuekailai。
jingyizuozaicheshang，kaichedeshitafuqindezhulixiaozhou。
“xiaoyi，diyitianhaixiguanma？”
“tinghaode。”jingyicetoukanxiangchuangwai，suikouhuida。
feijidongchedaoshangxingxingsesederenbeitamenshuaizailehoumian，zuiduodeshiqidianpingchelaijiehaizidejiazhangmen。
jingyihuposedemouzishanguoyisifuzadeqingxu。
xiaozhouconghoushijingguanchazhehouzuoshangyidongbudongdeshaonian，xinzhongdunshengjifenlianxi。
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heisebenchizaiyichubieshuqiantingxia。
jingyixiache，kanlekanmenshangdezhiwensuo，anxianglemenling。
咔哒——
kaimendeshiyigezhongniannvren，“xiaoshaoyehuilaile。”
jingyiyileng，sishihaimeishiyingzheigechenghu。
bieshuneidezhuangxiucaiyongdeshioushifengge：tianhuabanshangmingliangdeshuijingdiaodeng，yichenburandenaibaisezhenpishafa，yijiqiangshangdeyifujiehunzhao。
——zhaopianshangdenanrenshijingyidefuqin，erneigenvrenquebushitademuqin。
zheiyiqiedouxiandetayuzheigejiayouxiegegeburu。
“keyibangwobawanfansongdaoloushangma？”jingyichiyikaikou，tamenyinggaiyebuxianghetayiqichifanba……
“当然可以。”
“xiexie。”jingyishuowanbianshanglouqule。
tadefangjianerlouzuilice，jushuoshineigenvrenzhaorenlinshishoushichulaide。tazuotiandaobieshudeshihouyijinghenwanle，jintianbanwanqitashouxujiubeisongdaoxuexiao，xinglixianghaimeilaidejishoushi。
jingyicongheisexinglixiangneiquchuyigejingmeidexiangkuang，xiangkuangneidexiangpianshitayuyiweinvshidehezhao。zixiguanxiang，jingyidewuguanyutashifenxiangsi。tayongzhifuqingqingmosuozhexiangkuangwaibudeboli，chuganweiliang，quezixindiyongshangyigunuanyi。
zhaopianshangzheiweixiaorongkejudenvshizhengshijingyidemuqin。
wutianqian，tademuqinzaiyiyuandebingchuangshangheshangyan，zaiyemeinengxingguolai。tazaibingchuangpanghaotaodaku，muqinpeibantashiqinian，quezaineiyitianyongyuandililikaileta。xiazangneiri，tadeleixianganhe，sishiyiranjiangyibeizideleiliujin。
buzhidaojinghaoyangchuyushenmexinli，tahaishibajingyijiehuilezheigejia。huoxuzheizhinengchengweiyidongfangzi，yigekeyizhefengdangyudedifang，bingbunengchengzhiweijia。
jingyixiaoxinyiyidijiangxiangkuangbaifangdaochuangtoujushang，diaozhengdaoyigezuiheshidejiaodu。
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xiajidetianqiyinqingbuding，shangyimiaohaishiyanyanggaozhaoxiayimiaojiukenengwuyunmibu。tiankonghuimengmengde，shangwudierjiekedekejian，gaosanyibandejiaoshineijiuyijingdenghuotongming。
“suoyinishicongnanfangzhuanlaibeifangde？”huyifeizhengwaizheshenzihejingyishuohua，neisangmendadehaoxiangshengpabierentingbudaoside。
jingyidiandiantou：“ng。”
banlideqitarenjuedetaxinggelenglengde，henshaoguolaihetashuohua。zhiyoutazheigeqianzhuolecibupi，suirandaoxianzaiweizhitahaibuzhidaorenjiajiaoshenme。ershenweiqitarenzhiyidechengshuoyouzaizuoweishangpazheshuijue。
“那你能习惯吗？”
“keyi，woshizaibeifangchushengde。”
chengshuoneizhiwangutuchudeyoushouzhualezhuahounaoshaodeduanfa，tengdezuoleqilai，sishibumanerrendidigugudichaodaotashuijue。
tademuguangsuodingzaineilianggeshizuoyongzhe。
huyifeijinliangfanghuandongzuo，rutongjiqirenyibanzhengyuzhuanguoshenqu。chengshuoguimeibandeshengyinxiangqi：“biezhuanguoqua，shuoshuo，liaoshenmeni？”
“没什么。”
说话的人是景亦。
chengshuozaixinliyijingbajingyidingxingweigupifujiaxiaoshaoye，jintianshitaiyangdaxibianchulaile，juranhuihezijishuohua。
jingyidefasebushichunhei，ershitouzhedandandelise，tayijiumeichuanxiaofu，shenshangdeyifuhezuotiandexiangchawuji。danshichengshuozhidaotayidinghuanguole，yinweijingyishenshangdexiangweibianle。
“wei，”chengshuotuiletuijingyideshouzhou，“nizhaoshijiangenchenlaoshishuoniyaohuanzuowei，wobuxihuanpangbianyouren。”
jingyizheicimeishuohua，xindaonizenmebuqu？
chengshuozhoulezhouxingzhuanghaokandenongmei，xiaoshaoyeyoukaishibulirenle。“……tingjianmei？”tataigaoleshengdiao。
houpaidedongjingzheixiajingdonglebanlideqitaren，youqishiqianzuodehuyifei，gengshidaqidoubuganchu。
chengshuobuxihuanyourenzuozaitapangbian，zheishidouzhidaode。guoranxianganwushiderizishiduanzande，chaobuguoyitian。
——大战一触即发。
lianggeshuaigeqiajia，haitingyoukantoude。qianmiandetongxuedouhuitoukanleguolai。
jingyibuxiangyinrenweiguan，ganjuezijixianggemaxituandehouyiyang，tafuyandao：“ng。”
chengshuoshaoshaoxiaoleqi，meizaifazuo。
铃铃铃——
shangkelingcongyangshengqilichuanchu，buzhidaoshibushiyinweijiqiguzhang，sisilaladelingshengtingqilaishifencier。
chengshuonanshoudirouleroubenjiuluohongledeerduo。
chenlinamaizhejiaojiandebufazoujinjiaoshi，gaogenxietashangjiangtaichuanlaimenmendeshengxiang。taixiaderenbujinfenfenchayi，anlishuozheijiekebushibanzhurendeyingyuke，nandaoshichenlaoshiyouheyuwenlaoshiqiangkele？
jigemeibuwanyingyulianxicedetongxuedunshiyouxieruzuozhenzhan。
“keke。”chenlinabiaozhundejianghuafangshi，“chenzhurenshuo，weilejianyanzheixietiandexuexichengguo，juedingzaisantianhoujinxingyicimodikaoshi。”
cihuayichu，dixiaturanzhaleguo。
liuhongweipabushijianbudetamenhao，mingmingsantianhoubukejiujieshule，ranhoukeyimeimeidixiuxiyizhou。pianyaononggepokaoshi，gujihaiyaogenjupaimingbuzhizuoyeliang。
“anjinganjing！”banzhurenqiaoleqiaoshenhoudedaheiban，“neigexintongxue，jingyiduiba？”
jingyichuyulimaozhanleqilai。
“zuo，zuo。”chenlinashouzhixiangxiahuidongshiyitazuoxia，“niganglaiyinggaimeixueduoshao，zheisantianzhenghaorangchengshuojinibuxiyixiaba。”
jingyiyuyanyouzhi，minleminchun，shuo：“……laoshi，buhaoyisi。”
“嗯？”
“——程烁是谁？”
所有人：“……”
jiaoshilidekongqizaiyishunjianninggu，jierjiebing。
jingyishenbiandemourennandeqingxing，cishihoucaoyayaodegagazuoxiang，tashenhuxi，chenshengdao：“shiwo。”
景亦：“……”
tameixiangdaotazheigetiantianshuijuedetongzhuo，jingranshigexueba？zheigerennandaoshitoutouaoyexuexima？
“hao，neige……”banzhurentuileyibayanjingtui，“zanmenxianshangke。”
妻子的单身派对，”很好“
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