《beiheihou,jingquantaiziyeqiuwofuhe》xiaoshuoyouzuozheyaoyaoaixiewensuoxie,qingjiebolanqifu,xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao,xiaoshuodezhurengongshijiangyuewenyan,jiangshule:wenlingyibianshuoyibiandadianhua,「saozininbuxin,woxianzaijiujitadadianhua,ninqinyanqiaoqiaojiuzhidaowomeipianninle。」……
这也不是在厕所啊?
wenlingbaozhemaoxiaoxixidao:「wogejiushilianpibo,buhaoyisichengren!」
wo;?wenyanzheigetaiziyelianpibo?
wenyandichuizhemouzi,shensedanding:「nixiangzhaowoshuoshenme?」
wowuyudekanzhewenling,tazhendeshiguijingling。
benlaiwodouhewenyanhepingfenshoule,pingjiezhetadeqingguijinchiyebukenengzhudongzhaowofuhe,erwoyixinyiyizhixianggaoshiye,yemeiyoudasuanfuhe,danzheixiaozibengchulaijiuyouxiemafanle。
wochensilepianke:「shinirangnidilaitoumaode?」
muguangzhizhidedingzheta,xiangcongtaqinglengdemouzizhongxunzhaodaoyidianzhusimaji。
wenyanxianqimouzi,yiguandepingjingwubo。
「没有。」
wocetoupieleyiyanwenling,tacishiwuguanzhengzailuanfei,jimeinongyanhewenyanzaiwushengdejiaoliu。
danmingxianjiaoliudebutaichangtong,tameimaodoucuchengyituanle。
wocongtahuailijieguolemaomi,lengxiaolesheng:「wenling,nihaiyoushenmexiangjieshide?」
wenlingtanletanshou,yifuruzibukejiaoyedebiaoqing。
「gege,bushiwoshuo,nimenliangyaoshiwomei,chizaodesan!」
jiezhekanzhewo,weiqujiashangwunai:「saozi,wogezhenmeidandang,zheidianxiaoshihaiyaowobeiguo,wozheishibidouehaiyuana。」
wenyan,woshenseyouxiedongrong。
wenyanmanyouyoudeshengyinxiangqi,haidaizhejifenbuxie:「woxiangkanmao?haiyongdezhetou?」
wodianlediantou,pingjiezhezheixienianduiwenyandelejie,tajueduibuhuizuozheizhongtoujimogoudeshiqing。
haodaiyeshishijijiashangshigongsidebazong,bieshuoyitiaomaole,jiushiyiwantiaodouyourenyanbabadesongshangqu。
wenlingchizhiyibi,baiyandouyaofandaotianshangqule,danmeijieshi。
tashigexiaobawang,yaoshizhenshouleweiqu,neifeiderangzhequantianxiadouzhidao,kanlaizheishitazizuozhuzhang。
xingle,zhenxiangyijingminglele。
woqingkelesheng:「neixing,meishijiuguale。」
wenlingjimangqiangguoshouji,duizhewenyandao:「ge,zheilitianheiluyuande,woyigerenbuganhuiqu,nilaijienibaobeididia!」
shoujilichuanlaiwenyanqingrundeshengyin:「hao。」
wozhijiejujue:「buyong,daoshihouwohuibatasongshangjichengche。」
douyijingfenshoule,jinliangjianshaojianmian。
wohaixiangshuohuadeshihou,wenlingjiugualedianhua。
kaishisajiao:「saozi,wojintianyitianjiuchileyidunfan,ele,nijiwozuodianhaochidebei。」
qiahao,cishiwoduziyeele,jintianjiabanqueshiyouxiewanle。
「hao,nidenghui,bangexiaoshijiunengchifanle!」
「谢谢嫂子~」
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zhengzhunbeizheshicai,wenlingyibengyitiaodejinlechufang。
「saozi,wanshangzanmenchishenmeya?」
wokanzheganggangcongbingxianglinachudeshicai:「chaodoujiao,jiandoufu,hongshaopaigu。」
wenlingkaishisajiaole,zhizhelianshangbeimaomizhuadejigezhuahen,kelianxixidao。
「saozi,wodoushoushangle,nizaijiwozuogekelejichibei,nizuodebijialideayihaochiduole。」
woqingxiaolesheng,molemotadenaodaiguazi。
「xing,daihuierniduochidian,nixianzaizhengshizhangshentideshihouchifanyidingyaoguilvzhidaoma?」
wenlingluchulekeaidexiaohuya。
「saozi,nanguaiwogezheimexihuanni,woyaoshidayidianyezhuinile,zhangdepiaoliang,youwenrou,haizuodeyishouhaocai,wogegekezhenyoufuqia!」
wocongbingxiangnachujichijiedong,bingmeiyoujiehua。
xiaohaizidehuadangbudezhen,buguopaokaiwenyandeguanxibujiang,woyetingxihuanwenlingde,xianggekaixinguoyiyang。
wenlingdunzaibianshangzhudongbangwozhaizhedoujiao,haibuwangtucaotage。
「saozi,niquanquanwogeba,tatiantianzheimemangwanquanmeibiyaozaiqinzixiachuzuofanle,jialiyouayidoudangbuzhutareaichuyidexin。」
「tawenwoxiangchishenme,woshuoxiangtudouniunan,jieguotajiwozuolajiaochaorou,wobukenchitajiuguaiwotiaoshi。」
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