《baohuohou，xuanxuedalaozhixiangxianyu》weizuozheluqianqiansuochuangzuo，xiaoshuodemeiyizhangdouhenyouyisi，chongmankandian，youqishiduguolengyichenluqianqiandegushizhihou，douhuibeitamendejinglisuogandong，xiamianshi《baohuohou，xuanxuedalaozhixiangxianyu》neirong：“jingshenchuhu？kexiao！tajuranjiaowojingshenchuhu？！dangchushisheimaidefangzi？shisheirangtazaizheigechengshilizu？shisheirangtahuoderenmogouyangde？wo……
“xiabeizi，xiwangnikeyizhaodaoniziji。”tafazineixindeduitashuo。
yidaowangshengfuluoxia，xiaogunianghuimou，muguangkanxiangxujunzhe，yijiushimanmandeyilian……
guidousongzoule，xujunzhezhangzhangsongleyikouqi。
luqianqiantixing：“tazhiniantaishen，xiabeizihaihuigenniyouqianban。”
xujunzhedunshifachuletuboshujianjiao：a——
不要啊！
第59章热搜爆了
luqianqianpailepaitadejianbang，kuanweidao：“zheigenijiububijiehuaile。zheibeizinideqinren、pengyoushenzhichongwu，doushishangbeiziyouqianchederen。suoweide，wuyuanbujushou，shiqianshideqiancherangnimenjinshengjuzaileyiqi。
tazaitoutai，huoxushinideqinren，huoxushinidechongwu，nidoujideyaohaohaotengaitajiushile。”
xujunzhetingtazheimeyijieshi，suanshimingbaile，renzhendedianlediantou。
“yeer，xuedaolema？”
yizhizaipangguandeyeerrenzhendedianlediantou。
“neijiuhuiquba。”luqianqianhuitouduijunzhehuilehuishou。
xujunzhelijishuo：“nimeiyoujiazhao，wosongnihuiqu。”
tayizhikaichejiangshituliangrensongdaolelujiayuanzimenkou，tarangyeerxianjinqu，youjijuhuaxianggenluqianqianshuo。
jintianzhihou，luqianqiandexifenjiuwanquanshaqingle，bukenengmeitianzaigongsijiandaota，taxindimodiyouxiefase。
tashuangshouchazaikudouli，taitouwangzhetianbiandexiaxuanyue，youyoudewen：“yihouwomenhaishipengyouba？”
luqianqiandiantou：“dangran。youshijinguanlaizhaowo，huijinizhekoude。”
xujunzhe：“……”tabushishuodezheige，tashiyouduodaomei，neimeduo“shier”？
“meishieryekeyizhaonichifandeba？”tademuguangluozaiqianqianyuanrunkeaidelianshang，zheinvhaizijiletabuyiyangdeganjue。
“xinga！”qianqianshuangkuaideshuo，“duile，zheicidefeiyong……nisuiyiba……”
talandefeinaojinqusuanzheixiezhang，fanzhengzuihoudoubuhuishaode，haishaofeitajigenaoxibao。takezhenshigexiaojilinggui！
xujunzhebuyoudewuyu，weishatamenlianggerendenaohuiluzongshibuzaiyigepindaoshangni？
zheiliangchenmeijingxianhuamandaode，nandaobushihenlangmanma？budashihetanshengyiba？
“niyoumeiyoujuede，wogenbierenbuyiyang……”
luqianqianrenzhenkanletayihui：“doushiliangzhiyanjingyigebizi。”
xujunzhe：“……”taruobushiliangzhiyanjingyigebizi，tahaishirenma？
luqianqiandalegeheqian，youdiankunle。
tadeshouqingqingyangleyang，zaitadezuoshouzhongzhi，yimeizuanshijiezhizailudengxiayiyishenghui。
“ni……”xujunzheyijing，tazhiqiandoumeizhuyidaozheimeijiezhi，keshidaizaishouzhizheigeweizhi，haishizuanshide，“nidinghunle？”
luqianqiantanrandediantou：“shia。”
yishunjian，tadexinfangfochendaolehaidi，zhongjiushitazizuoduoqingle。
“ta……yidinghenyouxiuba？”daodiyouxiebuganxin。
luqianqianrenzhenxianglexiang：“haixingba，dagaijiushibiqitarenyingjunyidiandian，youqianyidiandian。”
xujunzhezheixiachedisixinle，youluqianqianzheiyangdepingjia，neirenkendingtebieyouxiu，erqielianggerendouyijingdinghunle，haiyoutashenmeshi？
“haoba。”takusededixialetou，zhanduanlezheihaimeikaishifayudexiaomengya，“zhunixingfu。”
luqianqianbuzhikefou，xiaozhedao：“niyexingfu。wokunle，huiqushuijuege。nikaichexiaoxindian！”
shuoba，tahuilehuishou，zhuanshenjinlewuzi。
nanrenzhanzaiyuanwailiangjiu，tanleyikouqi，zhongyuliqule。
luqianqiandiertianshibeishoujidexiaoxishengchaoxingde。
“dingling，yibaiwandaozhang！”luqianqianyikan，ayo，tademvbaochouyifenbushaodedaozhangle，kaixin！
“dingling，liangbaiwandaozhang！”
sha？luqianqianyileng，zheiliangbaiwanshinalilaide？
jiezheshoudaolexujunzhedexiaoxi：“baochoukehaimanyi？”
luqianqianyixi，xiaodemeiyanwanwan，bukuishidamingxinga，chushouguorandafang！
“dangranmanyi！xiexiedamingxing！”takaixindedaguoquyixingzi。
xujunzhehuileyigexiaolian。
“有空请你吃饭。”
“haode！”luqianqianfeikuaidefalehuiqu。
冷氏集团。
zhulixuchiyouzaochenshuaweibodexiguan，tadakaishoujiyikan，youyitiaojuranbaole？
“danghongliuliangxujunzhemihuiwanghongnvyou……”
tayileng，xujunzhetinghuode，tayaoshitafang，budekudaoyipiana。
xiatouhaiyoushipin，zheibukanbudajin，yikanheletayitiao。
zhei……zheibushibossdeweihunqiluxiaojiema？
xiamiandepinglundoubaozhale。
“zheiyoushinagewanghonga？”
“zenmexiangshangcigenbangyidagedeneige？”
“buhuibabuhuiba，juranyourenganjiyuwomenjunzhe！”
“kee！tapingshenme？”
……
wanlewanle，ganjinbaogaobossqu！
lengyichenshenheideshuangmoudingdingdekanzheneishipin，shipinli，xujunzheshenshoupailepailuqianqiandejianbang。
仅此而已。
erqiezheishizaidabaitiandegonglushang，nalitandeshangmihui？
tazhidaozuijinluqianqianhexujunzhepaimv，zuoweitongshi，zheizhongtongchehenxunchang。
zhishibeilurenpailechulai，youbeixiangcengliuliangdeyingxiaohaojiashanglewudaodebiaoti，yizetaosexinwenjiuzheimebeipaozhichulaile。
“lengshao，zenmeban？wotingshuoxujunzhedefensihenlihai，ruguozheiyangbaoxiaqu，shoudaowangbaodekongpahuishiluxiaojie……”
“quranglaolailijichediaoresou！”tazhandingjietiedeshuo。
xuchidanxindao：“shangrenzhuli，zheimedaliuliang，zheimedadexinwen，kongpataweibiyuanyi。”
lengyichenlengxiaoyisheng：“buyuanyi？gaosuta，bumashangchediaoresou，wojiuchediaoquanbutouzi！”
“是！”
xuchilingming，limaqujilaolaidaledianhua。
budaoshifenzhong，baodiaoderesoulijixiaoshiwuzong。
bangongshili，lengyichenjiujiudezhongfubofangneigeshipin，xiuzhangdeshouzhiyoujiezoudeqiaojizaizhuomianshang。
zheiyatou，haizhenburangrenshengxina！
cikedeluqianqianbingmeiyoukandaoxinwen，manglejitian，tazhongyukeyihaohaoxiuxixiuxile。
tazaizoulangshangyouzaiyouzaidedoulexiaohei，xiaoheicongming，suoyixianzaibubatafangzailongzili，ershirangtazaihuayuanliziyouzizaidewanshua，takaixindehenni。
yeerzhengzaiketinglikulianhuafu。tajixinghao，wulunshenmejingshukanjibianjiunengbeishu，kenaihezheihuafunandaoleta。
luqianqiandiaozheyigemianbaoguolaichouleyiyan：“zeze，woshuonidezizenmegenjizhuazhuadeside。zheiyangdedaofu，gujiguichouledoufachou！”
zuoweishifu，tashihenyangede。yirudangchutadeshifuduidaitayiyang。
yeerkuzhelianduqizui：“shifujiushuowodeziguijianchoubei！kewohennulile，xiebuhuima。”tayoudianqinei。
luqianqianjieguotadebijitashifan，zhijiantapingqiningshen，bizoulongshe，yizhangfuyibixiecheng。bihualongfeifengwu，zheshihaokan。
yeerkaixindepaizhebazhang：“shifutailihaile！zheifuxiedezhenhaokan！”
luqianqianqiaoletayixia：“xiefuyaoyiqihecheng，buyaotiantiangaigaide。nijixingneimehao，yijingbihenduorenshengliqile。zheihuafumeiyoushenmejiqiao，wufeiduolian。yaobunuli，jiulangfeilenijichenglaideyishenlinglile！”
linghubiyibanrenxiuxingrongyideduo，youqishihexiuxinghuanshu。dangchujiushikanzhongleyeerxinxingchunzhentianfuyougao，zheicaijuedingshoutazuotudide。
yeerrenzhendedianlediantou。
zheishichenliduanzheshuiguocongchufanglichulaixiaodao：“yeerhaixiao，manmanlaima。duile，nishuoshenmelingli？shenmejicheng？wozatingbudonga？”
luqianqianheyeermianmianxiangqu，jialichuleqianqianmeirenzhidaoyeershibanhuzhishen。
yeerganjinzhaobu，xiaodao：“ayi，shifushuodeshi，wojichengwomamadelingqian。”
chenlibuyoudexiaole：“yuanlaishilingqiana，wohaiyiweishishenmeni。”
jiaowantudihuidaofangjianli，qianqiandakailezhibo。tadayinglefensiyizhouzhiboliangci，jintianzhengshizhiboderizi。
yikanfensiliang，yi？jitianmeikai，zenmezhixianshangzhang？
fensishuliang：yibaibashiwan？！
henduodoushijintianzaochenmaochulaide。
yikansixin，maya，baole！
“nigenxujunzhedaodishenmeguanxi？”
“nizhendeshijunzhegegedefeiwennvyouma？”
“nikuaidianchulaichengqingyixia，junzhegegebukenengxihuannide！”
“nigenjunzhegegehuiguanxuanma？ruguoguanxuan，woyejieshoude。”
……
tayoudianmeng，zheishishenmeqingkuang？
zheishi，yushanfaguolaixiaoxi：“nigenjunzhetongchedeshipinyourenfadaowangshang，resoubaole。buzhidaoshenmeyuanguresouyouturanchele，xianzaimeishile。panibuzhidao，gennishuoyisheng。”
kandaolezheiduanxin，tamingbaileqianyinhouguo。
kanzhebaopengdesixin，tazhuomozhe，zheixiedoushixujunzhedefensige？
jinzaozengjiadezheixiefensili，yinggaiyoubushaoshiheifen，zhuanmendengzhekaizhibopaohongtade？
jintiandezhibokai……haishibukai？
这是一个问题。
第60章这狗粮撒的
shenzhengbupayingzixie，tayoumeizuoshenme？
zheimeyixiang，luqianqiankailezhibojian，zhibojiandefensimenzaoyiqiaoshouyidai，zhiboyikai，lijisousoudejinren，henkuaijiujinlehaojishiwanren。
luqianqianyilumian，danmuqujiufeitengle！
“观主好！”
“jitianbujian，guanzhuyuelaiyuepiaoliangle！”
“zhongyukandaowozuikeaidedalaole！”
……
luqianqianchunjiaowanqi，ze，zheicaihongpichuide，zhenshirangrenshenxinyuyuea。
guantadeheifen，bushihaiyouzheimeduozhengjingfensidengzhetama？
zaiyipiantiefendezanyangshengzhong，heifenruqierzhi。
“niweishenmehejunzhegegezuoyiliangche？”
“nidaodigentashenmeguanxi？”
“nisixinba，junzhegegebuhuixihuannide！”
……
luqianqiandandingdexiliuzheshouzhongdenaicha，zheixiedanmukanzhezhaxin，yaoshiyibanrenkendingqihuaile，naihetashiluqianqianni。
rentataishanbengding，tazibudongrushan。zuoweidaomenzhongren，zheifendinglitahaishiyoude。
tadetiefenyikanqingkuangbudui，lijikaishiduipen。
“nizaishuoshenme？zheilishixuanxuezhubo，gennijiagegeyoushenmeguanxi？”
“duia，zanmenfenzanmende，yaozhaonijiagege，chumenzuoguaibusong！”
“nimenzaizheilishuozheixiehuashenmeyisi？womenguanzhunandaohaixihannimengegema？huangmiu！”
……
budaojifenzhong，laofengenheifenzaidanmuquchaofanletian。
dayueyinweiresouchixudeshijianduan，suoyibujingchangshuabangderenyagenbuzhidaofashengleshenmeshi。
heifenmenqijile，gongranzaidanmuqutouqilechoujidanhebanzhuan！
wangzhemanpingdechoujidanhebanzhuan，luqianqianwuyu，zheiyoushihebi？zheichoujidanhebanzhuannandaobuyaoqianmaidema？
gaishitachuchangdeshihoule。
taqingleqingsangzi：“geweitiefen、heifen，tingwoshuoyiju。shouxian，wogenxujunzhexianshengzhishiputongpengyou，yeshiputongtongshi。womendabaitiandedamalushangzuotongyiliangcheshizaizhengchangbuguodeshiqing，qingbaozimenbuyaotingneixieyingxiaohaohushuobadao！”
tashuangmuqingcheyanshenchengken，dunshidanmuqudeheifenmenkaishiyihuo。
“haoxiangshuodeyoudiandaoli，dabaitiande，neixiegouzizuixihuanbufengzhuoying！”
“buduia，nibushixuanxuequdezhuboma？zenmehuigenwojiagegehezuo，nifenmingshisahuang！”
“yousheikeyizhengmingnishuodeshizhendema？”
……
zheishi，【tianshengwanrenmi】faqilelianxianshenqing。
luqianqianyikan，buyoudexiaole，talaidekezhenshishihou。
“gewei，zhengmingwohuazhenjiaderenlaile。”
danmuyitingdouhaoqijile。
“谁啊？”
“gaibuhuishixujunzhebenrenba？”
“bukeneng！neimedagemingxingzenmehuidaoguanzhudezhibojianli？”
luqianqiananxialelianxian，lianxianchenggong。
zhijiandiannaoshangchuxianlexujunzhedelian，tabozishangguazheerji，kanqilaiyinggaishizailuyinshilidaguolaide。
tayichuxian，danmuqumodizhafanle。
buguantiefenhaishiheifendoushiyizhenjinghu。
“好帅啊！”
“guoranzhenrenbidianshishanghaiyaoshuai！”
“草，赶紧截图！”
“tianla，juranzhendejunzhegege！”
“zheigeguanzhuzhenderenshizanmengegeei！”
……
xujunzhemiandaijifenqianjiu：“dajiahao，wojintianlianxianshiteyiguolaishengmingde，wodequegenluguanzhuyouhezuo。womenqianduanshijiandoushihezuodeguanxi。
ruguoshiwodefensi，kebuxudaochuheiguanzhule。yinweiwoyeshiguanzhudefensiya！jizhue！”
弹幕区一片尖叫。
“yuanlai【tianshengwanrenmi】jiushixujunzhea！”
“tianla，wofenleaidoudeaidou！”
“haodehaode，gegewomentingnide！”
……
zhuanyanjian，danmuqufengxiangyibian，quanbudaoxiangleyibian。
“jiranjunzhegegeshiguanzhudefensi，womenyeyaozuoguanzhudefensi！”
“woxuanbu，congxianzaikaishi，woheizhuanfenle。”
……
luqianqiankandaozheixie，buyoudexiaole，zheixiexiaoqiangtoucaoa，zhuanxiangzhuandekezhengoukuaide。
xujunzhegenluqianqiandalegezhaohu，youduigeweifensidao：“touluyigexiaomimie，guanzhuyijingdinghunle，weihunfubushiwo。jiuzheiyangle，wohaiyaoluge，bai！”
taduiluqianqianzhalezhayan，shuoba，duanlelianxian。
haojiahuo，niliangexian，haiyaojiwowagekeng！
zheishi，danmuquli，buguanshitadetiefenhaishiheizhuanfende，tongtongkaishibaguatadedinghunduixiang。
“haoshangxine，guanzhujurandinghunle，wohaimeibiaobaini！”
“dalao，wozhendetaihaoqile！nidezhengzhudaodishinayigea？”
“buhuishibangyidageba？”
……
zheihuayichu，bangyidagelijibeidanlinchulai，chenglezhongrenyilundezhongxin。
luqianqianbudebugankai，guoran，qunzhongdeyanjingshixueliangde，zheidounengwachulai？
“连线榜一大哥！”
danmuquhushengyichu，lijiyidaduifuhede。
“bangyidagezaixianei！shuohuaya！”
“daodishibushiguanzhudeweihunfu？”
……
luqianqianfue，lengyichenyaoshizhidaozijizheimebeiyilun，yinggaibuhuigaoxingba。zheihuier，taneigedamangrenyinggaizaigongsikaihuicaidui。
tazhengxiangzherangfensimenbuyaonaotengle，zheishi，yigelianxianshenqingfaqile……
她一愣……
【renhenhuabuduo】faqilianxianshenqing……
lengshaoshashihouzheimexianle？
tawunaideshuo：“nimenyaodebangyidagelaile。”
danmuqudunshiyizhenfeiteng。
pingmushangchuxianlemaikefengdetuan，tazhiliansheng，bingmeiyoululian。
“wojiushinimenyaozhaodebangyidage，nimencaidemeicuo，woshiluguanzhudeweihunfu。”
tadeshengyindichenerjijucixing，zheihuayichu，zhenggedanmuqudunshichenmole。
chenmozhihou，bianshiyizhenreliedefeiteng。
“tianla！haoxianmuguanzhu！”
“zheishengyintaihaotingle！yetaisuleba！”
“wanle，wodeerduoyaohuaiyunle！”
“woxiangfenbangyidagezenmeban？”
“bangyidagechushouneimekuochuo，daodishishenmeshenfenni？”
……
zheixiefensitainengbale，zaibaxiaqulengshaokejiuwusuodunxingle。
talianmangchakaihuati，duimaikefengneitoushuo：“nizheigeshihouyinggaizaigongzuoba？zenmeyoukongshangwang？”
pingmushangdemaikefengshanleshan，fachulenanrendicheneryoumeihuodeshengyin：“nidezhibo，wozenmenengcuoguoni？”
danmuqulijiyipian“aaa”jianjiaoxiangqi。
luqianqianfue，dangzhezheimeduoren，zheihuashuode……
这叫她怎么答？
zheishi，maikefengneitousihuchuanchushengyin。
“geweizongjiandouzaideng。”
“嗯，马上。”
jiezhe，haotingdenandiyinzaicixiangqi：“wogaiqukaihuile。nibietaiwan，haohaozhaoguziji。baobei，xiacizailaijinishualiwu。”
lianxianduanle，keshidanmuqu“aaa”shizhongmeiyoutingxialai。
luqianqiankanzhemanpingde“aaa”，jinbuzhufanlebaiyan。
zheishiyiqunfensihaishiyiquntuboshu？
“wanle，wochediningmengle！”
“牡丹栓Q了！”
“tiandefangfotangbuyaoqian！”
“jiuming，datingguangzhongxianvegoua！”
……
yichanglianxianwanbi，xinzengdejishiwanheifentuotuodedoubianchengletadesizhongfen。
冷少这狗粮撒的……
luqianqianmolemozijidelian，youdiantangni。kangbuzhuakangbuzhu！zheiyisheng“baobei”jiaodetajipigedadouqilaile。lengshao，zanmenzuoxieryi，yaobuyaozheimerenzhen？
tagankeyisheng，yilianzhengjingdedao：“baozimen，zanmenzheilibushibaguaqu，shixuanxuequ。geweiyouxiangsuanming、fengshui、zhuoguiquxiede，keyikaishile……”
piankezhihou，danmuquyijiu“a”gebuting。
luqianqianzhengxiangzheyaobuyaojieshuzhibo，zheishi，id【qietingfengyin】shenqinglianxianle。
fensimenzhongyuanjingxialaile，xinlaidefensiyeshifenhaoqi，zheiweidaodishizhendashihaishijiadashini？
pingmushangchuxianleyigeershiduosuidenvhai，moyangkanzhehenputong，lianshangdaizhedanyouzhise。
“woshuodebushiwozijideshiqing，woshitiwotanggewende。wotanggeshiyiweizaijiadejushi。keshizuijin，tahaoxianghuanleyigerenside，zhenggerenguaiguaide，wozongjuedenalichulewenti。”
“jutishizenmegeguaifa？”luqianqianwen。
“tayiqianhencongming，fanyinghenkuai。keshixianzaibuguanbierenshuoshenmetadoumanbanpai，youshihougentashuohenjiandandehuaba，tabantiandoubumingbai。jiuhaoxiang，yiyezhijianzhilixiajianglebushao。
tayiqiankailangleguan，xianzaixingziyinqingbuding，shibushiyiyudichen，bierenwentayoubushuohaiyaofapiqi。”
弹幕区一片乱猜。
“shibushigenshangcineigenvhaiyiyang，beihuangshulangguhuole？”
“shangcineizhishigongde，nandaozheicishigemude？”
“biexiacai，kankanguanzhuzenmeshuo。”
luqianqianzhoumeixianglexiang：“tashizaijiadejushiduiba？tazuijinyoumeiyoujiechuguoshenmeren？”
zaijiadejushi，shizaijiadexiuxingren，xuduoshiyoupusazushibiyoude。yibanlaishuo，putongdeyaojingheguiguaibuhuizhaozheizhongren。
“you，tazhiqianxinggaocailiedegenwoshuo，tazuijinbaileyigehenlihaidelaoshi！”
第61章毒虫也
“laoshi？”luqianqianweiweimiqileyan。
“jiushizaisanqingguanguadandeyunhangdaozhang。tanggegenwoshuo，zicongtabaishiyunhangdaozhang，xiuweidazhang。kewojuedezicongtabaishiyihou，zhenggerenjiukaishibiandeguaiguaidele。”
luqianqianyiting，zheimingziyoudianshuxi，nandaoshishenchengdesanqingguan？
yikan【qietingfengyin】deiddizhi，guoranshizaishencheng。
diannaolidenvshengyihuodewen：“guanzhudeyisi，shineigeyunhangdaozhangyouwenti？”
弹幕区：
“nandaodaozhangshiyaojing？”
“buhuibabuhuiba，zheiniantoudaozhangyaojing、shashafenbuqing？”
“youxierenbiyaojinghaihuaini。”
……
luqianqiandao：“mingtianwoqusanqingguanzouyitang，nimingtianjiudianbatanggedaidaosanqingguanfujindexiaogongyuan，wokankantadezhuangkuang。”
nvhaixingfendedianletou：“hao！woxiangxinguanzhu，zhiyaoguanzhuchushou，wotanggeyidingyoujiude！”
fensimenyitingtamenyaozaiwaitoujiejue，dunshijile。
“观主直播呀！”
“dalao，womentaihaoqile！kankanhaizimenba！jikankanxianchangba！”
“jiushijiushi，xianchangzhibo！”
……
luqianqianyanmouyizhuan，shangcidequedayingguofensiyaoxianchangzhibode，shuangkuaidedayingle。
“mingtianjiudian，xianchangzhibo！”
huayinluoxia，danmulidunshiyipianhuanhu！
guanshanglezhibo，luqianqiansuishoucongkoudailitaochuliumeitongqianbuleyigua。
tongbiluoxia，shiyigeshanfenggudeguaxiang。
蛊者，毒虫也。
gudaishijiangxuduoduchongfangzaiyigepingzili，duchongzailimianfashengzhengdou，huxiangtunshi，zuiqiangzuidudeyizhichongziliuxialai，keweishidudaolejidian。
这个卦象，很糟！
tamolemoxiaba，kanlaineigeyunhangzhendeyouwenti！
diertiantagendagejieleyundongxiangjiguazaibozishang，yongshensedeshajinshaozuoyangai，bierenjiukanbuchulaitazaizhibo。
zaoshangjiudianzhong，tagentangtang，yejiushi【qietingfengyin】tonglexiaoxi，yuehaozaisanqingguanfujindexiaogongyuanjianmian。yeeryegenzheguolaixuexi。
zaoyiqiaoshoudengdaidefensifenfen“sousousou”dejinlaile，zhengzhengqiqiyibaiduowan，kanrenaoneijiaoyigezhunshi。
弹幕区：
“yo，zheixiaogongyuanbucuo，kongqiqingxinchenliantinghao。”
“hei，niwanglezanmenlaishiganshadeba？”
“guanzhubiepa，zanmenbaiwanrenzhichinini。”
“kaiwanxiao，zanmenguanzhuhuipa？”
……
luqianqianzheishimeikongkandanmu，jianggongyuansaoleyiyan。zaochenlaigongyuanderenshao，yizhuantoujiukandaotangtangdaizheyigeqingniannanrenzouleguolai。
nanrenkanqilaiershiqiba，zhangdegaodajingzhuang，chuanzheyijianbaisetxuheisezhangku，keshiyanshenmimeng，fangfodaizheyicengwuqiyiban。
“qianqian！”tangtangjidongdejiaodao。tagenluqianqianyuehaole，qianqianyeyijushideshenfengentanggejianmian。
“kandaozhenren，zhendebiwangshanghaiyaopiaoliang！”jiandaoouxiang，tangtangzhenshikaixinjile。
“nizhuaiwolaizheiliganma？”nanrenwaizhenaodaikantangtang，shifendebunaifan，“wogenshifuyuehaode，wohaidequgentashangkeni！niwuyuanwugubawoladaozheili，bushilangfeiwoshijianma？”
tangtangwunaidao：“qianqianyeshijushi，doushipengyoumen，yiqirenshiyixia。”
tingshuoyeshijushi，nanrenshangxiadaliangleqianqianyibian，chixiaodao：“yigexiaoyatoupianzieryi，xiushaxiu？youzheigongfu，buruquzhaogenanpengyoubei！genniliao，bushilangfeiwoshijianma？”shuozhezhuanshenjiuyaozou。
yeerjinzhangdekanzheshifu：“zenmeban？”
luqianqianchunjiaoweigou，gaoshengdao：“nishuonishijushi，wozenmekanbuchulai？woqiaonizizhipingping，kongpayibeizidounanchengqihouni！”
nanrenyiting，lijizhuantounudengdayan：“xiaoyatou，nizhidaoshenme？zicongwoshifujiwoguandingzhihou，womeitianwanshangdazuodoukeyikandaoyigeshenchuanjinyidedaozhangjiwojiachihuhang！woshifushuole，buyaobannian，wodexiuxingjiunengyousuochengjiu！yihouhaikeyixiuchengzhengguoni！”
luqianqianmeitouyitiao，yuanlairuci，neiweiyunhangdaozhangjiushizheimehuyouzheixiezaijiajushide。
“hai！”nanrenyishuaishou，“wogennizaizheilixiabaihushenme？fanzhengshuoleniyetingbudong！”
tazhuanshenyaozou，lengbufangyizhanghuangfuluozaihoujian，dunshiyidongbunengdong，zhishengdeliangzhiyanzhuzigulululuanzhuan。
tangtangyileng：“guanzhu，zheishizenmehuishi？wotanggezenmele？”
luqianqianyixiao：“dingshenfueryi。”
danmuqudunshizhaleyipian：
“woqu！zhendeyoudingshenfuzheiwanyi？！”
“lihailelihaile！huojiujiana！”
“guoranshiguanzhu，wojidongdeturanbuzhidaogaishuoshenmele……”
“guileguile，wozheigexinfentuotuodeguile！guanzhu，nijiushiwodeshen！”
……
luqianqiankanxiangshenbiandeyeer：“zaijialijiaoguonidingshenfudezhouyu，huiyongbu？”
yeerdunshiyouxiejinzhang，“wo……woshishi？”
“xing，jiniyigejihui。”
luqianqiancongtanggebeihoujiexiadingshenfu。
tanggedailedai，shoubeidongledong，yi？tayounengdongle？caitaiqiyizhijiao……
xiayimiao，“pa”deyisheng，yizhangdingshenfuzaicipaizailetadejiantou，shengshengjiangtadingzaile“jinjidulishi”。
yeergaoxingdetiaoqilai：“taihaole！woxuehuile！tadingzhule！”
yipangdetangtangkanzhe“jinjiduli”detangge，momodemoleyibahan。
luqianqianrangtangtangdetanggetangyujixuqushangke，ranhouxiangbanfawendaoqitajigeshixiongdeshengchenbazi。
jilexuanyiwuzhanghuangfu，fenbietiezailaodaoshixiangfangdong、nan、xi、bei、zhongdewugefangweiyinbideweizhi，bunengranglaodaoshizhidao。
dengtangyunadaoleshengchenbazi，jiuzaizheigongyuanlijibahunding。
xiangzheyaoqushangkejianlaodaoshi，tangyubuyoudeyidou，beixinyiguhanqidunshimaolechulai。
“fangxin，nigenpingchangyiyang，tajiubuhuifaxian。wosuanle，tameizheimekuaiduoshe。”luqianqiandao。
tingdao“duoshe”erzi，tangyuhenhentunleyikoutuomo。weileziji，weilejiweishixiong，tayedequshangzheicideke！
zhiyaobalehunding，tajiubupale。
xuanyikanzheshouzhongdehuangfu，shangmianlongfeifengwu，nengliangjingren，yinyinderangtatoupifama。
zheibifa、zheilingli，tadangzhenshiwangchenmoji，buyoudexinlishifenpeifu。
不愧是是玄门天才！
luqianqianheyeer、tangtangzaigongyuanguangleyiquan。
“yeer，zhaokuaimutou，xuewugerenou。”
yeertinglelimaquzhaomutou，nayibaxiaodaofeikuaidexuechulejigerenou，bieshuo，haitingweimiaoweixiaode。
“hei，shifu，woyiqianzaishanlitoujingchangxuexiaoren，kezaixingni！”yeerzihaodeshuo。
luqianqianmanyidediantou，bitaxuedehaokan。tayiqianxuerenou，bushiquegebojiushishaotui，meishaoaishifudema。
tangtanghaoqidewen：“zheirenoushiyonglaiganmade？”
“dengzhekan。”qianqianxiaoerbuyu。
buyihuier，tangyuchuxianzailegongyuanmenkou。
tashangwanzaokewenhaolebazi，yibaimichongcidesudujiupaoleguolai。
“ji，douzaile！”taqichuanyuyudejiangwuzhangzhitiaojiaojileqianqian。
zhitiaoshidaoguandehuangzhi，meizhangshangmianxiezheyigeshengchenbazi。
qianqianchunjiaoweiwan，qile！
kankansizhou，ouerhuiyoujigerenzaiduanlianyouguang，dezhaoyigepijingwurendedifang。
tangtangshuo：“zheidifangwoshu，zaidongnanjiaoyougetingzi，zhouweidoushizhulinzi，meishenmerenqu。”
luqianqiandiantou，yixingrenzhijiedaoledongnanjiaodetingzi。
zheibianguoranshifenpijing，fujinyigeyourendoumeiyou。
tarangtangtangbafeng，jiangwugerendeshengchenbazitiezailewugemuourenshenshang，yizipaikaifangzaitingzhongdeshizhuoshang。
弹幕区：
“zheishiyaobahundinglema？”
“yongmuourenzenmebani？”
“yuanlaishengchenbazizhendezheimeyouyonga！”
“papa……daodiyaozenmebani？”
“好奇蹲守中……”
……
yeerhetangyudoudengdaleyanjingkan。
luqianqianpingqiningshenshouwanzhuandong，zhijianshouzhijiansiyouyidianlingguang，fenbiezhurulewugerenouzhizhong。
jiezhetadezhijiansihuqianzheshenme，zaitiezhetangyushengchenbazidemuoushangyonglidewangwaiba。
tangyumodiyishengmenheng，hunshenyizhen，dunshiyitoudelenghan。
luqianqiansudujikuai，lianbasanci，tangyudoulesanci。
sanciluoxia，tazhuantouduitangyudao：“nidexingle。”
tangyuhuanghuanghuhu，haoyihuiercaiqingxing，jiuhaoxiangzuoleyichangmeng。
tashuzhanshuangbei，shenleyigelanyao，ganshouzhekongqichuanguobikong，haojiuhuximeiyouzheimeshuchangle！
“shufu！”tazhangzhangtanleyikouqi。
yizhuantou，luqianqianyijingshoushou，wuzhirenouzhayanquandoubawanle。
tajiangwuzhanghuangfucongrenoushangjielexialai，jiaojiyeer：“shaole。”
yeerjieguo，jianghuangfushaodiao。
tangtangguolaikantangge：“ge，nijuedezenmeyang？”
错信家猫心声，以至爱人惨死，重生后我杀疯了
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