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kebuguanzenmeshuo，yunyanerduiyuxiangshaolong，fangfolaizixuemaizhongtianranqinjin，jihumeiyourenhegehe，funverren，henzirandejiuxiangchuzaiyiqi。
tingzheyunyanerjiuweidexiaoshenglanglang，yunxueyanwunaiyezhinengjieshouyuxiangshaolongtongjudeshishi。
shiye，xiangshaolongjiangguazaitabozishangshuizhedeyunyanerqingqingdefangzaichuangshang，guanshangfangmen，gangzhuanguotou，yingmianerlaiyipianbaiying，xiayishidejiezhu，yunxueyanlenglengdeshengyinchuanlai：“nishuiketing，meiyouwodeyunxu，niyaoshiganjinwodewoshi……”
yunxueyanzuijiaoyiyang，nachuyibazhanxindejiandaokacayishengcuixiang，suihouxiaosadeguanshangfangmen，liuxiabaozhebeirudexiangshaolong，dailizaidangchang。
liangjiuzhihou，zheiweilengxuezhanshenzuijiaoluchuyisikuxiao，tazenmeganjue，duifunvren，birangtashayiqiangedirenhaiyaokunnanni？
ai，geminghaiweichenggong，tongzhihaixunulia！
duiyushuiguanlecaodixuedi，shenzhisirenduilidoudaiguosantiansanyebudaidongdandexiangshaolonglaishuo，shafawuyiyushihenshufudele。
zheiyiye，tashuilewunianlai，zuianxindeyigejue，meiyoueryuwozha，meiyougouxindoujiao，yimodandandewenqing，zaishuimengzhong，qiaoranmanshangzuijiao。
diertian，rishangsangan，xiangshaolongmimihuhudezhengkaiyanjing，yigelinglongjingzhideyingzi，zaiyanqianhuangdong。
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yitouheizhidezhangfa，pijianerhua，gengshitouchuyigujingyingbandeganlian！
xiangshaolongyanlekoutuomo，zhigougoudekanzheta，yunxueyanbailetayiyan：“kanshenmekan！meikanguoa！”
xiangshaolongtuokouerchu：“meijianguozheimepiaoliangde。”
yunxueyanqiaolianyihong，zuijiaomingxianyangqiyimohudu，suihouyishanershi，kanzheta，kaikoudao：“jintianyanerjiujiaojinile。”
“你干什么去？”
项少龙好奇的问道。
“zhaolefengongzuo，jintianqumianshi，ruguoshunlidehua，mingtianjiukeyishangbanle！”
“加油！”
xiangshaolongweixiaozhekanzheta：“wozaijiazuohaofan，heyanerdengnidehaoxiaoxi。”
songzouyunxueyan，xiangshaolongzhanzaimenkou，lianshangdehexu，jianjianxiaoshi。
qiuniudeshenquturanchuxian，ditougongshendao：“shaoshuai！ximianyouyizuzuosui，shangmianchuanlaimingling，rangninlingbingzhenya！”
xiangshaolongshuangshoubeifu，dandandao：“jigejichibujidadejiahuo，youhexulaobenshuaiqinzichuma？”
“chuanlinglielong、guishe、tiangoudaiwubaibeijingjun，zheiyici，benshuaiyaorangtamenliangenbaqi！”
“遵令！”
qiuniudunledun，youyouxieyouyudekaikoudao：“shaoshuai，ninzhendezhunbeijiuzaizhei……zaizheiershenghuoxiaqu？”
“zenme，youhebuke？”
qiuniulimadanxiguidi，gongjingdao：“shuxiameiyouzhiyinindeyisi，yinindeshenfen，wanquankeyirangfurenhexiaojieguoshangzuidingjiandeshenghuo，youhebiquzunzaizheilishouweiqu？”
“本帅自有打算！”
“nizanqiequxunyisuozhuchu，meiyoubenshuaimingling，budesuiyijinrubenshuaishenghuo！”
“是！属下告退！”
“等一下！”
“shaoshuaihaiyouhefenfu？”
“neige……qujiudianmaizhuocaihuilai，jizhu，maideyaoxiangzijizuodeyiyang！”
erlingyibian，tianhaichengzuidadezhubaojituan，musijituandehuiyidating，suizhezhukaoguandeyishengshijiandao，yunxueyanshenxiyikouqi，jiangshijuanjiaoshang。
liugezhukaoguanyizierzuo，zuizhongjianyigeyanlidenvzi，muguangsaoguotaixiadezhongren，lenglengkaikoudao：“nimendejianli，shishangqianmingyingshizhezhongzuiyouxiudeyibairen！”
“danwomenmusijituan，zuizhongluqudeminge，zhiyouwuming！”
“zheidiyilundebishi，daibiaozhenimenyoumeiyoujinrudaodierlunmianshidezige！”
“qingdajiashaodengpianke，nimenbishidechengji，henkuaijiuhuichulai！”
qiyuwurenkaishifeisudeyuelanshijuan，taixiadebairen，shentaigeyi，youtante、youjinzhang、youbuxie，yunxueyanqingyaozuichun，lianshangshanguoyimozixin，tasuiranweihunxianyun，mingshengbuhao，danshizaiyudaoxiangshaolongqian，tashiquanshijiediyixuefufohadaxuedegaocaisheng，gongdudejiushigaoduanzhubaoshejiyuyingxiao，suiranwunianmeiyougongzuo，dandangchudejichuhaizai，jiurutongzheifenmianshideneirong，duiyubierenhuoxuyouxienandu，taxiangxin，yitadezhuanyeshuizhun，jueduikeyitongguo。
yanlinvzishuangshouchaxiong，kanzheyigegeyingpinzhelianshangdebiaoqing，lianshangshanguoyimobuxie。
turanjian，tamuguangyizheng，suihoumeitoushenshenyizhou，maikaibufa，huanbuzouleguoqu。
哒哒哒！
zhijieqiaojizhuozideqingcuisheng，yunxueyantaiqitou，kanjianzhiqianshuohuadenvzizhengzaizijimianqian，talianmangzhanqishenzi，shuangmuduishi，yunxueyanyanzhongshanguoyimoyihuo，yi，zheizhanglian，haoxiangzainalijianguoa……
turanmuguangpiedaonvzixiongkoudegongpai，renliziyuanzhuguan，gusiru。
taturanxiangqilai，lianshangdunshizhankaixiaorong，shuangbeiyongzhang：“siru，zenmeshinia！”
“zhenshitaihaole！haojiubujiana！”
gusiruhoutuiyibu，duokaitadeyongbao，kanzheyunxueyanlianshangshanguodeganga，tazuijiaoyangqi：“woyemeixiangdao，zaizheilijingrannengjiandaoni，fohaxueyuanzhubaoshejixijianxiaoyilai，zuidadechiru！”
yunxueyanliansedunshibiandenankanqilai，youxiebukesiyidekanzhegusiru：“si……siru，nizaishuoshenmea？”
“women……womendangchukeshiyigeqinshidehaojiemeia！”
“呸！”
gusirudeshengyindunshibiandejianruiqilai：“shaowangzijilianshangmojinle，woshishijieyidengxuefufohaxueyuandebiyesheng，ernini，zhibuguoshiyigeweihunxianyun，luangaosishenghuohaibeixueyuancituidechiru！”
gusiruyanzhong，nongnongdeduhuozhongjiadaizheshenshendechaofeng：“cengjinggaogaozaishangdexihua，lunluochengrenrentuoqidepo1xie，yunxueyanayunxueyan，woyaoshini，zaojiutiaohezijinle，nahaiyoulianmianchuxianzaidajiamianqiana！”
kanzheyunxueyancangbaidemianse，gusiruyouzhongshuobuchulaidetongkuai，tashenchushou，tuozheyunxueyandexiaba，manlianjixiao：“yunxueyan，nibushichengjiyouyima？”
“你不是系花吗？”
“nibushichuchudouyawoyitouma？”
“但现在呢？”
“zenmelunluodaoyigehaixuyaozairenshanrenhaizhongqiuzhidefeiwule？”
“erdangchuzainishenbianrutonggenbanyiyangdewo，rujinquegaogaozaishang，zhangwozhenideqiantuhemingyun。”
“zeze，yunxueyan，nixiangdaoguohuiyoujintianma？”
gusirujugaolinxia，fangfowunianjiyazaixindidejidu，quanbuqingxielechulai，taaorankanzheyunxueyan，kaikoudao：“wobuxiangkanjianni，nikeyichuqule！”
“你凭什么！”
yunxueyanzhanghongzhexiaolian，quantoujinwo：“woshishoudaomusijituandezhengguiyaoqing，canjiazhubaoshejishidebishihemianshi，niyoushenmezigerangwolikai？”
“zige！wojiurangnikankanwoyoushenmezige！”
gusiruqingmieyixiao，kaikoudao：“bayunxueyandebishishijuanzhaochulai！”
tabuxiedexiaole，yunxueyancengjingdechengjishibucuo，shenzhibeidaoshikuazanyoujiangshizhubaoshejixingyeyikecuicandexinxing，keshitabeizhongtutuixue，houlaiyoushengxiahaizi，wuniandekongdangqi，tajiubuxiangxin，yunxueyanhainengyoudangchudetianfu！
jirannizijibuxiangyaolian，neiwoyebujieyirangnizaidatingguangzhongzhixiazaidiucilian！
qiyurenlianmangjiangyunxueyandeshijuanzhaolechulai，yifanshengaizhihou，qizhongyimingnanzinazheshijuanzouleguolai，lianseyouxienankandechongzhegusiru，kaikoudao：“zhuguan，zhaodaole。”
“哦？”
gusirudeyidexiaole：“nianchulairangdajiatingting，kankancengjingfohaxueyuandegaocaisheng，rujin，lunluodaoleshenmedibu！”
“主管……”
nanzicoujinyibu，xiaoshengdao：“yunxueyandebishichengji，shi……shimanfen。”
“满分？不可能！”
gusiruyizheng，duoguoshijuan，manlianbukezhixindejianchaqilai，zheifenshijuan，shimusijituandeshejizongjianxierenzhiqianchudeyizhangshiti，zhizaiweimusixuanbazuiyouxiudeshejirencai，jiulianta，doushimianmianqiangqiangcaizuojige，eryunxueyanjingranzuodaolemanfen，zheizenmekeneng？！
zijinandaolianyigejinglilewuniankongdangqideyunxueyandoubibushangma？！
不允许！
绝对不允许！
“guzhuguan！zenme，wodechengjihennanpandingma？”
duizijishiliyouxinxindeyunxueyanturanzixinyixiao，kanzhegusiru，qingxiaokaikou。
gusirusisidezhuazheshijuan，muguangturanyinlengdekanxiangyunxueyan，lengxiaoyisheng：“yunxueyan！benlaiyiwei，nizhishidaodeyouwenti，meixiangdao，nilianpinxingdoushirucidebukan！”
shuozhegaogaodejiangshouzhongdeshijuanjuqi：“musijituandeyingpinbishishang，nijingranganzuobi！”
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