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第13章
“你干什么？”
qinyiyiyankanlaibujizuzhile，zhinengdahanyisheng。
“小姨！”
xiaoxiaodeleishuizaiyebiebuzhule，dahanyishengchongxiangleqinyi。
xiaonanhaikandaojiazhanglaile，nalihaiganqutuixiaoxiao？zhuanshenjiuyaopao。
zhishitataizheji，gangzhuanshen，jiaoxiayihua，“putong”yixia，shuaidaole。
“哇......”
xiaonanhaishuaidaohou，fangshengdakuleqilai，yishijianxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。
xiaoxiaoyeshikudeyitahu，yibiankuyibianshuodao：“wobushiyehaizi，woyoubaba。”
qinyijinjindibaozhexiaoxiao，yanjingtonghongyipian，shuangshouzaixiaoxiaodehoubeiqingqingdianfuzhe：“xiaoxiaocaibushiyehaizi，xiaoxiaoyeyoubaba。”
“小东！”
yiduizhongniannannvyechongleguolai，kandaoerzishuaidao，xintenghuaile：“baobaobuku，sheiqifuni，mamabangnijiaoxun。”
“mama，tatuiwo！baobaoshuaidehaotenga！”
xiaonanhaikuzheshuodao，xiaoshouhaizhizheqinxiaoxiao。
qinyiyeshiyizhennaohuo，taqinyankandaoxiaonanhaiyaotuixiaoxiao，fanerxiaonanhaizijibuxiaoxinhuadaode，xianzaiquefanyaoyikou。
tahaimeilaidejibaofa，xiaonanhaidemamayijingbufenqinghongzaobaidechongzhetanudao：“nijiahaizijianzhiwufawutian，yidianjiaoyangdoumeiyou，lianwodeerzidouganda，zhidaowoshisheima？”
xiaoxiaoyilianweiqudezhengbian：“womeiyoudata，shitayaodawo，haimawoshimeiyoubabadeyehaizi。”
“yuanlaihaizhenshiyourenyangmeirenjiaodedongxi，nijiadarenbujiaoni，wolaijiaoni。”
xiaonanhaidemamashuozhejiuchaoxiaoxiaozouleguoqu，jingranzhendexiangyaodongshou。
qinyidunshibaonu，jiangxiaoxiaobaohuzaishenhou，yifusuishiyaodongshoudeyangzi，nudao：“nigandongtashishi！”
“liangweijiazhang，qianwanbiedongshou！”
laoshiyefaxianlezheibiandeqingkuang，lianmangpaolaizuzhi。
zhishiyijingchile，xiaonanhaidemamachongxiangqinyi，shenshoujiuyaochaozhetadelianshangnao：“kanwobusilannidelian！”
qinyikeshiyouqinjiaxiaolajiaozhicheng，nalihuirangzheipofuzhandaobianyi？
duifanghaimeiyoupengdaota，tabianyijingyijiaochuailechuqu。
“哎呦！”
xiaonanhaidemamabeigaogenxiechuaizhongduzi，tongkudeaihaoleyisheng，chongzhexiaonanhaidefuqinnudao：“nijiuzheiyangkanzhewobeidama？”
zhongniannanrendiyiyankandaoqinyideshihou，jiujingweitianren，kezheishihouzijidelaopodoubeidale，tayegubushangkanmeinvle，chongshangqujiushiyibazhang。
zhouweiderendoushiyilianjingya，meixiangdaoyigenanrenjingranhuidangzhongduinvrendongshou。
“xiaoyi！”kandaoqinyijiuyaobeidaerguang，xiaoxiaodahanleyisheng，jiuyaochongguoqu。
qinyidajingshise，xiangyaoduoshanyijingbukenengle，yanzhengzhengdekanzheduifangdebazhangyuelaiyuejin，taxiayishidebishangleshuangyan。
“啪！”
kejiuzaizheishihou，huranyidaocanyingshunjianerzhi，yibazhuazailezhongniannanrendeshouwanshang。
“啊！”
shouwanshangdetongchu，rangzhongnianrendunshitonghuyisheng。
qinyitingdaocanjiaosheng，zhengkaileshuangmu，jiukandaoyidaokuanguangdebeiyingdangzailetadeqianmian。
“爸爸！”
xiaoxiaozhishikandaobeiying，jiuyijingrenchulebaba，jingxidedajiaoleyisheng。
yangchenbingmeiyousongshou，hurankaikoudao：“dangzhuxiaoxiaodeyanjing！”
tingdaoyangchendeshengyin，qinyizheicaizhidaoshisheijiuxialeziji。
talianmang“e”leyisheng，dangzhulexiaoxiaodeyanjing。
“快松开我！”
zhongniannanrentengdemanlianzhanghong，kanzheyangchennuhoudao：“nizhidaowoshi......”
“嘭！”
tazhuangdehuahaimeishuowan，duzishanghuranchuanlaiyizhenqiangliedetongchu，jiezhezhenggerenxiangshipiqiuyiban，feichuquhaoyuan，youzhongzhongshuaizaidishang。
quanchangsiji，suoyourendoushiyilianzhenjing。
qinyiqinyanmudu，yangchenjiangyimingyibaibashijinzuoyoudechengniannanzi，yijiaochuaifeiqibamiyuan。
taneizhangjingzhiderongyanshang，manshijinge。
“baba！nizenmelaile？”
xiaoxiaozhengtuoleqinyideshou，yilianxinxidechongxiangyangchen。
baoqilenver，yangchendelianshangmanshirouhedexiaoyi：“dangranshilaijiexiaoxiaohuijiale！”
ganggangmuduleyangchenyijiaochuaifeizhongniannanren，zaikancishimanlianrouhedeyangchen，qinyibujinziwen，zheihaishineigebeisuoyourenkanbuqidefeiwujiefuma？
“xiaodong，nikandaolema？wobushiyehaizi，woyoubaba，tajiushiwobaba！”
xiaoxiaohurankanxiangxiaonanhai，yiliandeyideshuodao。
xiaonanhai“wa”deyishengdakuleqilai，ganggangtaqinyankandaoxiaoxiaodebaba，yijiaobachuaifeilezijidebaba，zheiyimujixiaonanhailiuxialenanyimomiedeyinxiang。
yangchentingdaonverdehuahou，xinlishuobuchudenanshou，youyigewanzhengdejiatingduiyuxiaoxiaoeryan，jingchengleshewang，jinjinshikandaolebaba，jiunengrangtagaoxingchengzheigeyangzi。
qinyihaishidiyicikandao，xiaoxiaozheimegaoxingdeyangzi，roulerouyouxiefahongdeshuangmu，xinzhonganantanxiyisheng。
“xiaozi，nijingrangandawo，jiwodengzhe！”
banshang，zhongniannanrencaizhanleqilai，yanzhongchongmanleqiangliedenuyi，zhijieboleyigedianhuaguoqu。
“liangweijiazhang，haizizhijianjiushinaozhewande，nimenbiehuxiangzhiqile，zheiyangduihaizideyingxiangyebuhao。”youeryuandeyuanzhangyechulaidiaojiele。
yilianxiaozhangdeshuodao：“linyuanzhang，nijiubiefeikoushele，wozhangguangtangtangzhangjiaderen，jingranbeiyimingwumingxiaobeidale，ruguobubachangzizhaohuilai，chuanchuqule，wodelianwangnage？”
qinyilianseshifennankan，tazaiyangchenshenbianxiaoshengshuodao：“tashizhangjiaderen，nikuaidaixiaoxiaolikai，woshinvren，tabunengbawozenyang。”
yangchenyouxieyiwaidekanleqinyiyiyan，meixiangdaozheinvrenhaiyouzheiyangjiangyiqideyimian，zhishiyijingchile。
zheishihousanliangjinbeimianbaochejisuerlai，tingzaileyoueryuanmenkou，meiliangcheneidouzouchuwuliugezhuanghan。
“sheidonglewoguangge？zijigunchulai！”
weishouneihanzi，nuhouyisheng。
xiaoxiaohedehunshenyizhan，shuangshoujinjindilouzhuleyangchendebozi。
douranjianyiguhanyizaiyangchentineibaofa，kongjiandewendusihudoujianglehaojidu，qinyibuyoudaleyigehanzhan，yilianjinghaidekanzheshenbiandenanzi。
“xiaoxiao，bupa，youbababaohu，sheiyeshangbuleni。”yangchenyilianrouhedeshuodao。
yangchendehuahenyouzuoyong，xiaoxiaoyidiandoubupale，pushanzheshuilinglingdedayanjing：“baba，zhendema？”
“爸爸从不骗人！”
yangchenyilianzhengzhong，shuowan，youkanxiangqinyi：“nixiandaixiaoxiaolikai，zheilideshiqingwolaichuli。”
“baba，wobuyaolikaini！”
xiaoxiaotingdaobabadehua，dunshijile，shuangshouzhuadegengjinle，shengyinzhongdaizhexiekusheng。
“chenge，nixiandaisaozizou！”
buzhiheshi，yidaotietabandeshenyingchuxianzaileyangchendeshenbian。
tingdaomachaodehua，yangchenmeitousandaoheixian，ninazhiyanjingkandaotashisaozile？
自费给员工针灸后，儿子竟要跟我断绝关系
作者：李子
栏目：都市
拒绝所有联姻后，我被女友赶出了家门
作者：九转大肠
栏目：都市
极寒末日，我拥有签到抽奖系统
作者：李扶南牢一
栏目：都市
为救儿子失忆后，妻子选择了白月光
作者：一树明
栏目：都市
健忘症老婆害死女儿后，我离婚了
作者：三明治
栏目：都市
死亡佣金：离奇的受害人
作者：火辣辣的冬天
栏目：都市
