zhimingwangwenxieshou“qiaoguiqiaoqiao”delianzaijiazuo《baijinnvpeijiajinhaomenhoutayouchunyouhuai》shininxianxiashiguangdebibeizhixuan,qiaoshuyulujichuan shiwenlishejidaodelinghunrenwu,chaoshuangqingjiezhuyaojiangshudeshi:qiaoshuyuxianglehuihaishimeixiangtongheyiningdemude,suoxingyejiubuquxiangle,gailaidebugailaidedouhuilai。“mama,nixiangheshenmeya?”luqiannaishengnai……
xuxinglengleyixia,buzhidaoxiangdaoleshenmeturanxiaodehencanlan。
qiaoshuyu:“…………”
zheirennandaoshibeitashuaileyihounaozibuxingle?
zhuantouyongyanshenquxunwenxiaodeyilianweisuodeheyining,sheizhidaoheyiningyexiangshizhongxieleyiyangkanbudongtadeyanshen。
“很好看。”
xuxingxiaozhekuatajintiandedaban。
qiaoshuyuzhoumei,xianqidekanletayiyan:“dangranhaokana!”
yebukankantashishei,takeshiqiaoshuyu!
没眼光的东西!
xuxingkanzhetamianshangyiruyiwangjiyizhongdekeaizhangyang,buhouhuipianletaneijianshi,zailaiyicitahaishihuimaozhebeifaxiandefengxianjixu,zhishihuigengjiadejinshen,buhuibeitafaxian。
xuxinzaixinliyihandetanleyikouqi。
为自己也为乔疏雨。
qiaoshuyusuirantanlianaidesuduhenkuai,danshitazhihuihewandekaidenanrentan,xiangxuxingzheiyangde,jiusuanzaiyouqiantadoubuhuikanyiyan。
xiangdaoheyininggangcaigenzijitouludeshi,qiaoshuyuyaohelujichuanlihun,tabushimeixiangfa,danyezhidaoqiaoshuyubuhuizaiyuanyihetayoushenmeguanxi。
dangchutamaoyongbierendeshenfen,**deqipiantahetazaiyiqi,pashizaojiubatalajinheimingdanle。
jiulianjintianhuilaiyezhishikanzaiheyiningdemianzishang。
xuxinghulveheyiningpinfankanguolaicuicudeshixian,wenwenrouroudefuheta:“ng,shuyuchuanshenmedouhaokan。”
“shuyunizheishishenmefenggea?wokeshitingguomourenshuoyongyuanbuhuibazijishencaiguoqilaide。”
“duia,kanlailuzongguandequeshihenyana。”
“shuyuzheiyangyehaokana,nimenbuzhunshuole。”
“………”
qiaoshuyulandelitamen,zhaolegeshuxidemiankongzaitashenbianzuoxia。
yaobushilujichuanneigegoudongxizaitashenshangliuxianeimeduozhebuzhudehenji,tayebuhuilinshifanchuzaiyijuliluohuidezhangqun。
yaozhidaotadongtiandouhenshaochuanzheimezhangdequnzi。
buzhitamenqiguai,tazijikanzheyebuxiguan。
qiaoshuyuyumendedianshangyizhiyan,meijiandeyuzaohenkuaijiuxiaoshile,raoyouxingzhidekaishidaliangzhebaoxianglideren。
youtajianguode,yeyoumeijianguode,xiangbudaoxuxingzheirenmaikeyia,baoxiangchabuduodouzuomanle。
“傻乐呵什么?”
heyiningbuzhidaoshenmeshihouhuandaotashenbian,jingqidikanzheta。
qiaoshuyujiuxiao,zhijiandeyanwangqianfanglexie,coudaotaerbian:“xuxingrenmaibiwomenhaiguang。”
何以宁:“………”
zhenbuzhidaogaishuotatianzhenhaishiedule,mingmingzheixierendabufendoumeijianguoxuxing,doushibenzhekantamenderenaolaide。
pianpiandangshirenhaiyiliandekanlezi。
“zhenduixuxingmeidianxiangfale?zenmeshuorendoushibeinidaijinlaide。”
heyiningkanzhebuyuanchuherenshuohuameiyanwenroudexuxing,youxieshitandewenzheshenbianmeixinmeifeideren。
tahaishihenkanhaoxuxingde,taduiqiaoshuyushizhenmeideshuo,liantadouyouxianmuguoyiduanshijian。
zaitakanlai,xuxingbilujichuangengshiheqiaoshuyu,lujichuanneigerentaifuzale,bushiqiaoshuyunengnaniedenanren。
tingdaotadehua,qiaoshuyuyiweibumingdexiaoleyisheng,lengshengdao:“neidoushitahuogai。”
heyiningchayidikanzheta,qiaoshuyuyuqilidelengmohekebodourangtaheyitiao。
qiaoshuyuhenshaoyouzheimetaoyanyigeren。
yebuzhidaoliangrenzhijianfashengleshenmeshi,heyiningyihandishouhuixinzhongdexiangfa,jiranhaopengyoumeineizhongxiangfa,neitayebugaibugutadeyiyuan。
“shuyu,tingshuoxuxingshizhuanmenhuilaikannide,shibushizhendea?”
jiuguoyixun,henduorendouheshangtoule,renbuzhubalaidezheiyitangdemudewenlechulai。。
qiaoshuyushouzhongnazhegangmanshangdejiu,hengxiaoyisheng,manyouyoudeheleyikou,kanxiangwenhuaderen,xiaole:“duia,bijingwoqiaoshuyumeilijiushizheimeda,niyebietaixianmu,quyiyuankankanshuobudinghaiyoujiu。”
wenhuaderenshigenvsheng,tazhangdesuandeshangqingxiu,zaojiukanbuguanqiaoshuyugaodiaodezuoshifengge,zheiyiciyeshihepengyouguolaixiangkanqiaoshuyuxiaohuade。
meixiangdaohuibeiqiaoshuyudangchangshuochuzheiyangdehua,shunjianlianshoudoubuzhidaozenmefangle,yingzheneixiegesegeyangdemuguangtadouyaokule。
mingmingtateyixuandejiaoluo,yebuzhidaoqiaoshuyushizenmekandaotade。
zhidaotayankuangweihongdedixiatouqiaoshuyucaimanyouyoudeshouhuimuguang,shenmerendouxiangkantadexiaohua,yebukanzijipeibupei。
baoxiangliderenyedouxiaole,tamenshuxiderenzirandoushizhanzaiqiaoshuyuzheiyibian。
“shuyudemeilihaixuyaotashuoma?guangshitingdaotayaoguolai,helaobandeshengyidouhaoshangbushao。”
heyiningxiaozhediuleyibaoyanguoqu:“gundan!”
“qiaoda**dedamingzainalidouhaoyong,lianneixiehaimeibiyedenandaxueshengdouyoubushaolaiduntade,queshishicengleqiaoda**deguang。”
heyiningyanjingzhuanleyiquan,huranxiaozheshuochuzheiyangdeyijuhua。
shunjianjiubafenweidianranle,bushaorengenzheqihong。
qiaoshuyuxiaoma:“youbingbanimen,genyiqunhouziside。”
qiaoshuyujuedechao,henchao,haiyouneixieshibushidaliangguolaidemuguangdourangtahenfan。
dudeyisheng,qiaoshuyudunlexia,nachushouji。
陆霁川:【在哪?】
qiaoshuyukanleyanshijian,haihenzao,lujichuanjinwanyaojiaban,neikendinghaimeiyouhuilai,yanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,manyouyoudedazi。
qiaoshuyu:【zaijiani。】
tazaojiuheluqianshuohaole,yaoshilujichuandadianhuadaojiali,jiurangtashuozijizailoushangshuijue。
guolehaoyihuilujichuanhaimeihuifu,qiaoshuyuanantiaodongdemeixin,zongjuedehaoxiangyoushenmebuduidedifang。
qiaoshuyu:【zenmelalaogong~】
lujichuanqueshihaizaigongsijiaban,chuizheyankanzheshuozaijiadenvrendingweiquezaiheyiningdejiuba。
“luzong?womenhaiyoushenmexuyaoxiugaidedifangma?”
dixiaderenxiaoxinyiyiwendao。
buzhidaoshikandaoleshenmexiaoxi,zhijianneiweilengzhelian,mianwubiaoqingdeluzongzhijianzaishoujishangdianlejixiafachuyishenglengxiao。
mingmingjiabandaojiudian,gaipibeidegaocengjingshengaodujinbengzhe,sihaobuganfenshen,zheiyishenglengxiaojianzhijiuxiangxuanguazaitamentoudingdeyibadadao。
lujichuandanmodetaiqiyanpi,lenglengdao:“shangcizhichudewentiweishenmehaihuizaichuxian?”
都是一群蠢货。
qiaoshuyubuzhidaozijideshoujibeizhuangshangledingweiqi,haizaiyihuoweishenmelujichuandexinxichuxianyouxiaoshi。
nandaolujichuantiqianhuijiale?luqianbuhuizheimebukaopuba?
jiuzaiqiaoshuyuzuolibuanxianghuiqushi,shoujiyouzhendongleyixia。
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