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“放屁！”
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“你说呢？”
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“youfurendexiaoxima？”
“正在调查！”
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kaojinbingfangsanmideshihou，wuyishenchushoubei，yanzhenyidaideshuodao：“ruruokaoqian，houguozifu。”
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“kefouyoushangliangdeyudi？”
“没有。”
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“zhangguan，nin，ninzenmelaile？”
“laikankannizuodehaoshi！”
laozhezhizheliuyuntaowendao：“wowenni，jichangfengbizhihou，shibushiniranghuifude，lingwai，zheishierdaodiheniyoumeiyouguanxi！”
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