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lvxiaobuhewuqianminlianggerenlaidaozuidadejiuba——yezuiqing。
daolemenkou，wuqianminturanyouxieyouyuqilai：“xiaobu，yaoburanhaishibuquleba，yaobuquktvwopeinichanggeyexinga！wotingshuozheiliyouhenduodeguijude，ruguobuzhidaoguijuhenrongyibeirenxishuade。”
“pashenme？”lvxiaobufanlefanbaiyan：“guijushirendingle，woyigebaijiazihainengpaleguiju？”
“e……”wuqianminwuyu，nishuodehaoyoudaoli，wojingwuyanyidui。
zoujinjiuba，dunshixuannaodezhongjinshuyinlejiuchongchilenaohaizhizhong，rangrenbuzhijuedegenzheyaobaiqilai，chongmanleshemideqixi。
lvxiaobuyaotouhuangnaodegenzhejiezouyidunyaobai，ranhoulaidaolaidaolezuirenaodebatai。
“要点什么？”
dabanshishang，shencaigaotiao，yishenheisepiyipeishanghuohongsededabolang，chongmanlejiqingdewumeidenvjiubao——lianglanchushengwendao。
bataizheilijujilehenduonanren，kanlaidoushichongtalaide。
“liangbeiguozhi。”lvxiaobushuodao。
takanzhemianqianlianglan，meitoutiaoletiao——zheiniubucuoa！jiubaguoranshigehaodifang。
“en？”lianglanquemeitouweizhou，kanlekanlvxiaobu，youkanlekanwuqianmin，turanshuodao：“keren，ninyinggaishidiyicilaijiubaba，wojianyininhaishidianbeijiu，hebuhedouwusuowei。”
“zenme？meiyinliao？”lvxiaobuwendao。
“zheidaobushi，ershinindianyinliaodehua，henrongyibeirenwuhuide。”nvjiubaojieshidao：“zaijiubadianyinliaodenanren，henrongyihuibeirenwuhuichengyazide，woxiangniyebuxiwangfashengneiyangdeqingkuangba。”
“neidaoshi。”lvxiaobudianlediantou。
“kerendianshenmejiu？”lianglansonglekouqi，suiranburenshilvxiaobu，danshitakandechulailvxiaobubushiyibanren，yaoshirelaimafan，neijiubushitaxiangkandaodele。
“budianjiu，jixujiwoshangguozhi。”lvxiaobudashouyihui。
“keren，ni？”lianglanyileng。
“bahuatongjiwo。”lvxiaobunaguohuatong，yibatiaodaolebataishang，duizhehuatongshuodao：“dajiasuibianhe，zheiyilunsuanshaoyewode。”
“ye！”jiubaneidunshirenaoqilai，quandoukanzhelvxiaobu：“xieshaoye！”
shenzhihenduopiaoliangnvhaierdoukaishiwanglvxiaobuzheigetuhaoshenbiankaishikaolongle。
“keshiwoyaoheguozhi，yourenshuowoshiyazi，woshibushiyazi？”lvxiaobuzhanzaibataishang，nazhehuatonghandao。
“bushi，chunyemen，zhennanren！hahaha！”
jiubadeqifenyufaderenao。
“shuodehao，zailaiyilun，yesuanwode。”lvxiaobuhahadaxiao：“jizhuwodemingzi，baijiazilvxiaobu！”
“谢谢真男人！”
“lvxiaobu！baijiazi！”
“lvxiaobu！baijiazi！lvxiaobu！”
jiubaqifendunshidadaoledingdian！
wushudemeinvdaizhetiaodoudeyanshen，kaishizhudongdewanglvxiaobushenbianzoulai。
“jiejuele。”lvxiaobudalegexiangzhi，ditouduinvjiubaoshuodao。
“pu！”nvjiubaolele，zheihaishizhenshiweibaijiazia！
yibeijiunengjiejuedewenti，zheiyixiazigaochuquyiliangwanqu。
buguozheiweihaizhenyouyisi，juranzijishuozijishibaijiazi，haobubihui。
turantaganjuedaoyiguchiredemuguang，taitouyikan，heranfaxianshilvxiaobuzaijiezhugaodubianli，yilanwuyu。
tayebuhaixiu，fanerwumeideyixiao，shentiyiting，tiaodouqilelvxiaobu。
lvxiaobudeyandouzhile——haoda，haoyuan，haobai，haoshen，xiaodoudingdoukaishipengzhangle。
“haokanma？”yigeshengyinchuanlai。
“haokan。”lvxiaobuxiayishishuodao。
“haikanma？”wuqianminyouxieyaoyaqiechideshengyinchuanleguolai。
tayebuzhidaoweishenme，kanzhelvxiaobuzhigougoudeyanshen，xinlihenshibushufu。
“咳咳咳！”
lvxiaobuzheicaifanyingguolaishiwuqianmindeshengyin，takesouyishenglianmangtiaoxiabatai，taganjuezaikanxiaqu，zheibuzhengqideshentijiuyaoliubixuele。
“nizheimedafang，zheiguozhisuanwoqingnide。”lianglanjiangliangbeiguozhituileguolai，ranhoushenshoudianledianzhuozi，luchuyizhangzhi，duizhelvxiaobuwumeideyixiao。
lvxiaobuditouyikan，heranshiyigedianhuahaoma，houmianhaihuazheyigexin。
zhouweiderendunshifachuleqihongdeshengyin。
zheiyezuiqingjiubameitiankeshiyouwushuderendingzhezheigelianglanni，meixiangdaoquebeizheigexinlaidejiahuojiezuxiandengle。
“哦！”
“juranzhendeyourennadaolelianglandedianhua。”
“baijiazilvxiaobuniubi！”
“……”
“humeizi。”wuqianminyekandaole，dunshiyaoyaqiechideshuodao。
“qianmin，lai，shouji，woyaocundianhua。”
lvxiaobuduizhewuqianminshenchuleshou，taxianzaikemeishouji，neibushoujizaiwuqianminneilini。
“buji。”wuqianminhaizaishengmenqini。
erzheishiyigexiaozhangdeshengyinturanchuanleguolai。
“zezeze，zhuangshenmebaijiazia？shibushibaquanshenjiadangdounalaipaoniule？”
shengyinyouyuanjijin，zuihoulaidaolelvxiaobudeshenbian。
“juranlianshoujidoumeiyou？wokanzheidianhuahaomahaishijiwoba！”
啪——
yitaishoujibeizheigerenpaizailebataishang。
zheishengxiangxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。
“wodetian，juranshitianshipaishouji，8888a！”
“好有钱！”
“jurannazheshoujisuibianshuai，taishechile。”
“……”
lianglantingzhezheixierendehuayu，yaoleyaotou——yiqunmeijianshide，gangcaineigelvxiaobuqingneilianglunjiudeshihoukeshiyandoumeizha，guangshineilianglunjiujiunengmaihaojigeshoujile。
buguotayezhidao，zheizhongfentanxialaizhiyouyiliangbeijiudehaochu，yuanyuanmeiyouzheizhongshuaishoujizheizhongdongzuogengyouchongjili。
lvxiaobuquelidoumeilizheigeren，taxiaoxixidekanzhewuqianmin：“nichicule？”
“chicu？chinidecu？wocaibuchinidecuni！”wuqianminqihuhudeshuodao。
lvxiaobubudalizheigeren，tayelandedali，yibu8888shoujieryi，zailvxiaobumianqianzhuangtuhao？
xiaohua，lvxiaobujintiandoudiuleyige，zaleyigele。
“neinijiwoshouji。”lvxiaobushenshou。
“buji，jiubuji！”wuqianminzhouqiqiongbishuaqilewulai。
tayixiangdaolvxiaobuyaoshoujishijizheigehumeizidedianhua，tajiubukaixin。
danshi…danshi，tajueduibushichicu，jueduibushi！
buguo，tamenbudalineiren，neirenfandaoshilaijingle：“nimenlianggeqiongguitingmeitingdaowoshuohua？woshuo，badianhuajiwo，neibushinimenkeyiyongyoude。”
“qionggui？nishuowoa？shuoshizai，wobuxihuanzheigechenghu。”lvxiaobuxiaole。
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