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精彩章节

guchendeshouzhizaibinglengdeshoujipingmushanghuaguo，youyidaohaowuyiyideliuguang。dingloubangongshijudadeluodichuangwai，

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xiu——hong！judade、ranshaozhejinsehuoyandehuojiandonghua，shunjianbazhanlezhenggezhibopingmu！

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putiantongqing！”zhibojiandedanmushunjiankadunleyixia，suijishigengfengkuangdebaozha。“**！！！huojian！

zhizunhuojian！！”“tuhao！huozhuoyeshengtuhao！！”“meijie！meijie！youdagekanshangnile！！

”“aaayiwankuaia！zhenjinbaiyin！！”“meijiekuaikan！jindatuilaile！！

”jingtoumengdiyigejuliehuangdong，xianranjuzheshoujiderenyejingdaole。huamianxunsujujiaodaozhongxin。

zhangdameigangwanchengyigegaonandude、daizhediangangguanwuweidaodexuanzhuandongzuo，

maodingxiezaidishangguachucierdemocasheng。tatingxia，weiweichuanzheqi，hanshideziseduanfatiezaiejiao。

tamiqineishuangliangdejingrendeyanjing，yihuodikanxiangshoujijingtoufangxiang。

pingmubeihuojiantexiaohefengkuangdanmuwanquanfugai。guchenzhinengyinyuekandaotacoujindelian，hanzhugunluo，

nongzhongdeziseyanyingxia，neishuangyanjingruilidexiangyingsun，chuantoulecengcengdiediedexunishuju，

daizhehaobuyanshideshenshihe……jingti？meicuo，shijingti！meiyoujingxi，meiyouchanmei，

zhiyouyizhong“gaoshenmegui”dezhibaitanjiu。guchenhuxiyizhi。pingmudejinguangyingzaitashenbujiandidetongkongli，

xiangtourushizidegujing，zhongyuyoulelianyi。taxiuzhangdeshouzhizaibinglengdeshoujibianyuanwuyishidimosuoleyixia，

fangfohainengganshoudaogangcaidianjihuojianshineiyixiaqingweidezhendong。zuijiao，yisijiqixiwei、jiqimoshengdehudu，

qiaoranpaleshanglai。youqu。taiyouqule。zheituanzisedehuoyan，bujinzhuore，haidaizheci。---santianhou，

bangwan。xiyangxiangbeidafandechenghongseyanliaotong，

cubaodiposazai“xingfuhuayuan”xiaoquzhongyangneipianjudadeshuiniguangchangshang。

kongqilimimanzhelianjiafajiao、hanshuihelubiantanshaokaoyouyanhunhedefuzaqiwei。

zhentianxiangdeyinlezaoyikaishihongzha，gezhongjiezouhunzazaiyiqi，xingchengyipianhunluanyoushengjibobodeshenglanghaiyang。

guchenlaile。tazhanzaiguangchangbianyuanyikebansibuhuodexiangzhangshuyinyingli，xianggetuwudechuangruzhe。

shenshangneitaojiazhibufeideshougongdingzhixizhuang，cikezhoubabade，xiangshigangconglajiduilijianchulai，

jingxinroucuoguojishibian。angguidezhensilingdaiwaixiediguazaibozishang，cengshanglekeyidehuiyin。

yuanbendalideyisibugoudetoufa，cikelingluandidalazhe，jilvfasilangbeidichuizaieqian。

takeyimeiguahuzi，xiabashangmaochuyicengqingsedehucha。jiaoshangneishuangzengliangdeyidalishougongpixie，

cikeyemengshangleyicengbobodechentu。tashenxiyikouqi，

nulirangzijihulvediaokongqizhongneiguhunhede、shuyushijingdenonglieqixi。muguangchuanguoxuanxiaoniudongderenqun，

xiangjingzhundeleida，shunjiansuodinglemubiao——guangchangzuidongtouneipianzuirenaodequyu。zhangdamei！

neituanxingmudezisehuoyan！tajintianhuanlejianyingguanglvdebeixin，zaiyipianhonghonglvlvzhongyijiuzhayan。

baozhazifasuizhetadakaidahededongzuoshuaidongzhe。tazhenglingzheyiquntongyangreqinggaozhangdedayedama，

caizhe《jiuzuidehudie》degudian，tiaode**sishe。dongzuofuduyijiukuazhang，

maodingduanxuemeiyiciduodidoukengqiangyouli。tazuilihaidashenghanzhekouling：“yidada，erdada！niuqilai！

**shuaichuqu！dui！shuai！yonglishuai！”guchendexintiaoyoukaishibushoukongzhidijiasu。tazuanlezuanquan，

zhijiaqiajinzhangxin，dailaiyisitengtongdeqingxing。tatuozhejiaobu，

xiangyigezhenzhengbeishenghuoyakuade、shihunluopoderen，chaozheneipianlvsedefengbaozhongxin，manmannuoleguoqu。

meiyibudoucaizaiyounidedizhuanshang，meiyibudoulineigexuanxiaoguntangdeshijiegengjinyidian。tazoudaorenqunwaiwei，

tinglexialai。yanshenfangkong，daizheyizhongkeyiyingzaodemangranhepibei，

zhigougoudidingzhechangzhongneigehuolisishedeziseshenying。xiangyizuoturanchuxiande、gegeburudebeishangdiaosu。

zhangdameidedongzuomeiting。tayigeliluodezhuanshen，maodingxiejianzaidishanghuachubanquan。

yanjiaodeyuguangjingzhundisaodaolezheigechuzairenqunbianyuan、chuanzhepobaixizhuangquenanyanyishenguiqide“guairen”。

tademeitoujibukechadizhouleyixia，suijiyoushuzhankai，jixuhanzhekouling，

danyanshenmingxianduoleyisitanjiudeyiwei。yiquzhongle。yinlezanting，renqunbaofachumanzudehongxiaohechuanxisheng，

gezisankaizhaoshuihe、cahan。zhangdameizhuaqidishangyigejudade、yinzhetunsemudanhuadesuliaoshuihu，

yangtouguanlejikou。shuishunzhetadexiabaliuxialai，jinshileyingguanglvdebeixinlingkou。tasuishouyonggebomolebazui，

ranhou，jingzhichaozheshuyingxianeige“luopodiaosu”zouleguolai。maodingxuecaizaishuinidishang，

fachukada、kadadecuixiang，daizheyizhongburongzhiyidejiezougan。guchendexintidaolesangziyan。laile！

zhangdameizaitamianqianyimichuzhanding。shuangshouchayao，weiweiwaizhetou，hanshidezifatiezailianjia。

neishuangliangdejingrendeyanjing，daizheguangchangwulingduiteyoudebiaohanheyuejinshishidetongtou，

haobukeqidishangxiasaoshizheta，xiangzaipingguyijiandaichulidejiujiaju。

tademuguangyouqizaitashouwanchutingliuleyishun。“wei！”takaikou，shengyinhongliang，daizheyundonghoudeweichuan，

chuantoulezhouweidecaoza，“xinlaide？milule？haishi……”tadunledun，

zuijiaochechuyigesixiaofeixiaodehudu，daizhediankanchuanbaxideleran，“zhao**？”guchenlikediaozhengbiaoqing，

nulirangyanshenxiandegengjiakongdong、wuzhu，shenzhidaishangyidianqiadaohaochudexiunan。taweiweichuixiatou，

声音刻意压低，

yahebuyichajuedezhandou：“wo……wogangdaozheizuochengshi……shenmedoumeile……”tajiannanditunyanleyixia，

fangfozaijiliyayijudadetongku，“pochanle……fangzi，chezi……doumeile……jiushengwozijile。

”tataiqitou，feikuaidikanlezhangdameiyiyan，youxunsuchuixiayanlian，xianggezuocuoshidehaizi，

“kandaonimentiaowu……hen……renao……wo……jiuxiangkankan……”shengyinyueshuoyuexiao，

zuihoujihuyanmeizaiguangchangdebeijingzaoyinli。neifencuiruoheqiangchengdezunyan，beitayanyideqiadaohaochu。

zhangdameimeishuohua。tabaozhegebo，muguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangzaitashenshanglaihuisaoshe。

congtaneishuangzhanlehuiqueyijiukandechudingjipizhidepixie，

daotashouwanchubujingyiluchude、zaixiyangyuhuixiashanguoyidaolengliebaiguangdebojinbiaoqiao。

tadeshixianzuizhongluohuitaguzuobeikudelianshang，tingliulejimiao。

guangchangshangqitadamadayeyehaoqidiweilongleyixie，qieqiesiyu。“yo，zheixiaohuozikanzhetingzhouzheng，

zazheimecan？”“chuanxizhuangpochande？laoban？”“ze，kelianjiande……”zhangdameituranchixiaoleyisheng。

shengyinbuda，queyichangqingxi，daizheyizhongdongxiyiqiedechaofeng，shunjianyaguolezhouweideyilun。

taxiangqianbijinyibu，maodingxiejianjihuyaopengdaoguchenneishuangmengchendeangguipixie。taweiweiyangqilian，

hanshuihexiyangdeguangzaitashenkedezhouwenshangliutang，

neishuangruilideyanjingzhizhiciruguchennuliweizhuangdecuiruotongkongshenchu。“pochan？”tatuozhanglediaozi，

meigezidouxiangxiaochuiziqiaozaiguchenjinbengdeshenjingshang。tamengdishenchushouzhi，kuairushandian，

jingzhundichuoxiangguchenxiayishixiangyaosuohuiqudeshouwan！“zhuangqiong？”tadezhijiandaizhehanshuideshiyiheliliang，

henhendianzaineikuaijiazhilianchengdebojinwanbiaobiaopanshang，fachu“da”deyishengcuixiang！“xiaozi！

”zhangdameideshengyindouranbagao，hongliangdegaiguoleguangchangshangzhongxinxiangqidelingyishouwuquqianzou，

“jiunishouwanshangzhei‘potonglantie’，goumaixiawomenbange‘xingfuhuayuan’xiaoqule！haipochan？zhuangjisheikanni？

ng？”“hong——！”zhouweishunjiananjinglebanmiao，suijibaofachugengdadeyilunsheng。“sha？neikuaibiaoneimegui？

”“wodetian！bangexiaoqu？zhendejiade？”“meijieshuozhiqianneikendingzhiqian！meijiedongxing！”“aiyowei，

yuanlaishizhuangqiongshaoyea！paowomenzheizhaolezilaile？”guchendeshentishunjianjiangzhi！

weizhuangchulaidecuiruobeikubiaoqingxiangliezhidemianju，kacayishengsuiliezailianshang。taxiayishidixiangchouhuishouwan，

quebeizhangdameineigendaizhebojiandeshouzhisisidianzhe，dongdanbude。shouwanchuchuanlaiqingxideanyagan，

neikuaibinglengdebojinwanbiao，cikequexiangyikuaishaohongdeluotie，tangdetalinghundouzaizhanli。tasuoyoudejingxinsheji，

suoyoudecuiruobiaoyan，zaizheigeguangchangwudamamianqian，beineishuangcuilianguoshenghuodeyanjing，shunjianchuochuan！

rutongyangguangxiabukanyijidefeizaopao。tayingjundelianshangdiyicichuxianlezhenshide、nanyikongzhidehuangluanhecuoe，

shenzhihaiyouyisibeidangzhongbaguangdexiuchigan。neishuangshensuideyanmouli，weizhuangdemiwusanjin，

luchudixiafanyongde、beishipodejingtaohailang。zhangdameishouhuishouzhi，baozhegebo，

haozhengyixiadikanzhetalianshangjingcaifenchengdebiaoqingbianhua，zuijiaoneimochaofengdexiaoyigengshenle，

haidaizhedianshenglidedeyi。---guchenjuedezijixianggebeichuopodeqiqiu，

huiliuliudi“piao”huileneiliangtingzailianggejiequwaide、rutongyidongbaoleibandeheisemaibaheli。

cheneihengwendelengqi，angguidezhenpizuoyichugan，

huposedechennianweishiji……yiqiedouheguangchangshangneigexuanxiao、youni、chongmanlianjiayanhuoqideshijiegegeburu。

zhulilinsenconghoushijinglixiaoxindiguanchazhelaobandelianse。neizhangyingjundelianshang，

cikemeiyouguanchangdelengmohuozhangkongyiqiededuding，zhiyouyizhongqiyidemangran，

hunhezhebeidangzhongchaichuandelangbeiyujin。“guzong？”linsenshitanzhekaikou。guchenmeikanta，

muguangshijiaodidingzhechechuangwaifeisudaotuide、liuguangyicaidechengshiyejing。

zhangdameineigendaizhehanshiheliliangdeshouzhichuozaitawanbiaoshangdechugan，taneishuangliangdejingren、chongmanchaofengdeyanjing，

haiyouneijuhongliangde“goumaixiawomenbangexingfuhuayuanxiaoqule”，xiangfudujiyiyangzaitanaozilixunhuanbofang。

cuobaigan，rutongbinglengzhanchoudechaoshui，diyicirucixiongyongdimanguoletayinyiweiaodelizhidiba。

tayinyiweiaodecaifu、diwei、jingxinshejideweizhuang，

zaineigezisebaozhatou、chuanzhemaodingxiedeguangchangwudamamianqian，shixiaole。chedishixiao。taduanqishuijingbei，

jiangbeizhongangguideyetiyiyinerjin。xinlaganzhuoshaozhehoulong，quewufaqusanxintouneigumoshengdebiemen。

tamengdijiangbeizizhongzhongdunzaibeituoshang，fachuqingcuidezhuangjisheng。“cha！”guchendeshengyindichen，

daizheyisibuyichajuedeshayahehenli，“ta！zhangdamei！suoyou！mashang！”linsenxintouyilin：“shi，

guzong！”---jiexialaiderizi，guchendeshenghuozhongxinfashengleguiyideqingxie。duijirushandewenjianbeilengluo，

zhongyaodekuaguoshipinhuiyibeicaocaojieshu，

neixieweiraozhetadazhuan、shituyinqitazhuyideyingyingyanyangengshibeichedipingbi。

taxiangyigezuiqianchengyezuibingtaidexintu，yitouzhajinlemingwei“zhangdamei”deqiyishijie。

judadezongcaibangongshinei，neimianzhanjuzhengmianqiangde、tongchangxianshizhequanqiujinrongshichangdongtaidedingjiyejingping，

cikezhengwushengdibofangzhezhangdameideguangchangwuzhiboluping。huamianli，tachuanzheneijianzhayandeyingguanglvbeixin，

zifafeiyang，maodingxiecaidekengqiangzuoxiang，zhenglingzheyiqundayedamatiaozhejiezouqiangjingde《xiaopingguo》。

hanshuizaitalianshangliutang，taduizhejingtoudaxiao，luchujiebaideyachi，yanjiaojichushenkedewenlu，

neizhongbuguanbugudeshengminglijihuyaochongpopingmu。guchenshenxianzaikuandadepiyili，

xiuzhangdeshouzhizaiangguidehongmubangongzhuoshangwuyishidiqiaojizhe，yanshenzhuanzhudejinhutanlan。

takantademeiyigeshuaitou，meiyiciniukua，meiyicimaodingxieduodidedongzuofenjie。tashenzhianxialezantingjian，

fangdahuamian，yanjiutalianshangyinweidaxiaoerxiandegewaishengdongdezhouwen。“linsen，”tatouyebuhuidikaikou，

shengyindichen，“tazhiboyongdeshenmeshebei？qingxidutaicha。

”“e……”linsenkanzhepingmushangneizhangbeifangdadaoyouxiemohude、hanshuicencendexiaolian，zuijiaochouchuleyixia，

“guzong，shiputongshoujiqianzhishexiangtou，jiayige…e…pinxixijiukuaijiubaoyoudebuguangdeng。”“huan。

”guchengancuililuo，“jitanimingjiyitaodingjide。buyaorangtazhidaolaiyuan。”linsen：“……shi。

”neixinfengkuangtucao：ninlaorenjiashiyaotouzitachengweiguangchangwujiedingliuzhuboma？guchendemuguangyouluohuipingmu，

dinggezaizhangdameineishuangxiangmanyinsemaodingdehoudiduanxueshang。“zheishuangxie，”taruoyousuosi，

“tiaozheizhonggaoqiangduwudao，duijiaohuaihexigaichongjihenda。chayixiazhuanyewudaoxiepinpai，dingzhiyipi，

yaoqingbian、jianzhen、baohuxinghaode……fengge？”tadunledun，sihuzairenzhensikao，“fenggeyao…goushan，

gouzhayan。maodingyuansubaoliu。”linsenshenxiyikouqi，nuliweichizhezhuanyebiaoqing：“……mingbai，guzong。

nei……chima？”guchendiaochulingyiduanluping，shizhangdameiceshentituidedongzuo。tamiqiyan，

ruilidemuguangxiangzaizuozuijingmideshangyepinggu：“muce38mabandao39ma。

an39mazhunbeibutongkuandushichuan。”tashenzhibuchong，

“xiedimaodingdepailie……yaogengfuherentigongxuefalidian。

”linsenganjuezijidezhuanyesuyangzhengzaijieshouqiansuoweiyoudetiaozhan：“……haode，guzong。”“haiyou，

”guchendemuguangzhongyucongpingmushangyikai，kanxianglinsen，yanshenlidaizheyizhongburongzhiyidepianzhi，

“‘xingfuhuayuan’guangchangdongquneipianshuinidi，taiying，bupingzheng。duiguanjiebuhao。lianxiwuye，nimingjuankuan，

baneipianquyu，quanbuhuanchengzuihaodezhuanyewudaodijiao。”linsen：“…………shi。”tayijingmamule。

laobanzheishiyaodazaoyigeguojiajiguangchangwushifanjidima？guchenzhongxinkaohuiyibei，

muguangzaicijiaozhezaipingmushangneigehuolisishedeshenyingshang。

tanaqizhuoshangyifendayinchulaideziliao——linsenyizuikuaisudushoujideguanyuzhangdameidesuoyouxinxi。henputong，

shenzhikeyishuoyouxiepinjiderenshengguiji：sangouduonian，duzizaiwaidigongzuo，tuixiujinweibo，

weiyideaihaojiushiguangchangwu，xinggepolazhishuang，shineipianguangchangdejueduihexinrenwu。

guchendemuguangluozai“duju”lianggezishang，zhifuwuyishidimosuozhezhiyebianyuan，yanshenbiandeyoushennance。

---guchendexingdonglishijingrende。

dingjizhiboshebei、jidaxiangbutongkuanshidedingzhimaodingwudaoxie、yijineipianhuanranyixindezhuanyewudaodijiao，

rutongtianjiangxianbing，zamengle“xingfuhuayuan”guangchangwutuan。zhangdameiqichushijingtide，

duizheneiduishanxiayandexieziheguanghuadenengzhaochurenyingdedijiaozhizhoumei。“sheia？qianduoshaode？

haishixiangdusiwomen？”tachazheyao，duizhezhibojingtourangrang，ziseduanfagengenshuzhe，“gaosunimen！

laoniangtiaoguangchangwushiweilekaixin！bushiweileshoubumingbubaideli！chulai！shirenshiguichulailianggexiang！

”danmuyipian“meijieyingqi！”“meijieweiwu！”deshuaping。guchenzaipingmuzheitoukanzhe，

zuijiaoquebuzijuedigouqiyisihudu。tazhamaodeyangzi，bineixiewenshundejinsiqueyouquyiwanbei。zuizhong，

tuanjiemeimen“buyaobaibuyao”、“dijiaocaizheshizhenshufu”、“zheixieqingdegenmeichuanside”delunfanhongzhaxia，

zhangdameimianqiangjieshoulezheifen“niminghaoyi”。tabieniudishichuanlexinxie，zaidijiaoshangbengdalejixia，

lianshangneidianqiangzhuangdenuyihenkuaibeijingxiqudai。“hei！haizhenbieshuo！”taduizhejingtou，

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”guchenkanzhepingmushangtaxianhuodebiaoqing，shouzhiwuyishidihuaguopingmushangtazhanzhehanshuidelianjialunkuo。

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fangfoyaobasuoyoudebiemendoufaxiezaiwubuli。

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aihao’……”tayiyousuozhidipiaoleyiyanpangbianyigebeizasuide、yuanbenbofangzheguangchangwuzhibodepingbancanhai，

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xiangzihenqing，fangfozhizhuangzhetazuihouyidiankeliandezizun。

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