zuozhe“fengleizhujiu”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《baijiazilvxiaobu》,jiangshuzhujiaolvxiaobulianglanshenbianfashengdejingcaigushi,zuozhewenbibusu,jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:laoerlvwenhuotianziconghui,shishilibaxiangyoumingdedacaizi,doushuotashiwenquxingxiafan。keshi,weiduneigelaosan,buxuewushu,buwuzhengye,yiwushichu,zhihuihua……
“danduliao?buyongle,jiuzheiliaoba。”lvxiaobudalegehaqian:“wokunle,xiaohuzi,meishashijiuguianba。”
“恩,走。”
fuhuxiayishideshuodao,taqianyishilimianjiumeirenweilvxiaobuganjujue。
“pu!hahahaha!xiaohuzi,nikuaiguiana!zishibiaozhunyidian。”
zhoujingyuantingdaozhei,dunshixiaofengle,paizhezhuozikuangxiao。
“temede!lvxiaobu,nizhaosi!”
tingdaozhoujingyuandexiaosheng,fuhufanyingguolaile。
taqidenufachongguan,zhijienieqilequantou,mengdijuleqilai。
shenmetemejiaowoguianba?
laozijuranhaihegeshabisidedayingle?!
“daa,wangwoshenshangda。”lvxiaobudeyanjingdingzhezhoujingyuan,kouzhongbuhuangbumangdeshuodao:“zuihaozhijieyiquannengdasiwo,nikankanwolvjiahuibuhuihenipinming。”
cihuayichu,fuhudedunshixiangshibeishiledingshenshuyiban,gaogaojuqidequantoudinggezailekongzhong。
fuhuxinzhongdenuyibeichongdanleyixie。
shia,jiulvxiaobuzheishenti,tazheiyiquanxiaqu,busiyeshizhongshanga!
lvjiarenduilvxiaobudeniaichengdu,takeshizhidaode,neishijinhufengkuangdeniai!
拼命?!
pinmingdoushiwangxiaoleshuode!
taganbaozheng,yidanlvxiaobuchushi,lvjiahuibuxiyiqiedaijiayaoleta,shenzhishitafuqindeming!
biekantafuqinzaidixiashijieyishouzhetian,keshizheigeshijieweiqianbuyaomingderenduodeshi!
qingjigeshashoutairongyile。
“xiaohuzi,nigesongdan,daa!”zhoujingyuankanrenaobuxianshida,zaiyipangsongyongdao:“nifangxin,nizoudehuihenanxiang,zuijiaodaizhexiao。neitianyangguanghuihenhao,huohuishaodehenwang,guhuihuihentang,jiarenhenjianqiang,meiku,douzaidamajiang,wohaihuisongniyishouliangliang。”
“wqnmlgb!”fuhuxintaichedizhale。
“你骂谁呢?”
zhoujingyuanlianseyichen,tiaoxiazhuozi,dengzhefuhu。
“fuhu。”liuzhanglongyikan,lianmangzhanleqilai,tabushuohuabuxingle:“nimalvxiaobujiuma,jidedaishangmingzi,fouzehuirangrenwuhuide。”
tingdaoliuzhanglongshuohuale,fuhuyefanyingguolaile,yaozheyashuodao:“dui,womalvxiaobuni。”
lianggerenherandoububalvxiaobudanghuishi,daizheyifuchidinglvxiaobudeshense,zhimingdaoxingdemalvxiaobu,genbenbugujilvxiaobudeganjue。
tamendeyisihenmingxian——lvxiaobu,laozimenjiushimani,nichuleguaiguaidejiworenzhe,feihuashaoshuo!erqiehaidebaqianjiaochulai。
“lvxiaobu,niyebiefeihua,ganjinde!gaiganshenmeganshenme!biebiwomen,daoshihoudajialianshangdoubuhaokan。”liuzhanglongyinchenzheliankanzhelvxiaobuhechidao。
“binimen?nmlegebi!”lvxiaobuchixiaoyisheng,pokoudama——qifuta?tamenyiweitamenshishei?!
“hao!henhao!zheishinibiwode!jintianlaozijiurangnizhangzhanglian!”liuzhanglongnule。
jintiandelvxiaobuzhendeshirangtanule!
ganxinongfuhu,haiganwunita!
taconghuaizhongtaochuyitazhaopian,shuailechuqu,yincecedeshuodao:“dajiadoukankanba!zheijiushibaijiazidexiaoniao,haimeiwoxiaomuzhidani!”
zhaopianzaijiaoshizhongfeiwuzhe,suoyourendoukandaole。
dunshi,jiaoshineijiuxiangqiledidixiaosheng。
“eiyouwei,jiuzheixiaodongxi?haimeiwodididedididani。”
“keliane,zheiyishengwuwangleba!”
“shia,ruguozheishiwodeniao,wozaojiuzishale。”
“zheijiaoshenme?zheijiushiyouqianmeidifanghua,zheixialvxiaobudiudarenlou。”
“……”
lvxiaobuyanjingweimi——yuanlaishizheigea!qianrenkezhendegoukeyide,zheizhongdongxidoubeirenpaidaole!guaibudeniduiliuzhanglongtamenyantingjicongni!
jiaoshinei,nanshengmenhaowugujidezaixiaozhe,nvshengmenzeshiyouxiehaixiu,danshihaishifenfentoutoumiaoshangliangyan,fachudididexiaosheng。
“zezeze,queshibudaa。”zhoujingyuanzewusuogujidenaqiyizhangzhaopianzixiduanxiangzhe:“lvxiaobuwoshuonizenmeneimepaliuzhanglong。yuanlaiyouxiaobianzibeizuanzhulea!”
suoyourendoubaozhekanrenaodeshensetoumiaozhelvxiaobu,xiangyaokankanlvxiaobushiruhediurende。
liuzhanglongkanzhelvxiaobufachuyishenglengxiao——ganwuniwo?zhenzhengsharende,keconglaibushiminghuanghuangdedao!
tayijingkeyixiangxiang,lvxiaobudiurendiudaojia,tongkuliutideyangzile!
fuhuyeshilengxiaoyisheng,jugaolinxiadekanzhelvxiaobu:“ganxinongwo?jintianrangnizhidaosizizenmexie。”
sheizhi,lvxiaobuzaizhongmukuikuixia,quemeiyouluchuyisixiukuihuozhenaonudeshense。
生气?
niyueshengqi,zheilianggeshabizhihuiyuegaoxing!
敢抓小爷的小辫子?
笑话小爷的鸟小?
小爷一鞭甩死你们!
yushilvxiaobubujinmeiluchuyisishengqi,fanerraoyouxingqudedingzhezhoujingyuan:“zheimeda,peiniyinggaihenheshiba!bijingyibayaochikaiyibasuoma!nidedabuda?”
“ni!laoniangdehenda,jiasini!”zhoujingyuanqidao。
zheigelvxiaobuzaizheizhongqingkuang,haigudeshangdiaoxita?
班里其他人也傻了。
“zheilvxiaobushiqihutulema?zenmedoumeibandianfanyingde?”
“jiushia!shibushinaligaocuole?”
“对啊!”
“……”
liuzhanglongdeliandoulvle,taxianzaijiuganjuehaoxiangshi,yongjinquanshenliqidachuquyiquan,quedazailekongqizhong,neiganjuebietiduonanshoule!
“lvxiaobu,nikanqingchu!zheikeshinidezhaopian!”
fuhubuxinxiede,jianqiyizhangzhaopian,paizailelvxiaobudemianqian,nuhoudao。
“jiuzheige?”lvxiaobukanleyiyanzhaopianchixiaodao:“wozaiwangshangkeyizhaoyibaizhang,bingqiedouxieshangnifuhudemingzi。zheizhongxiaobaxiyelaixianchou?”
taxinzhonglengxiao——youqiannengshiguituimodehuatingguomei?yihuierxiaoyewojintianjinihaohaoshangyike!
cihuayici,suoyourendoufanyingguolaile。
“shia,zheishangmianyemeigebiaozhi,pingshenmejiushuoshirenjialvxiaobude?”
“duiduidui,youqishilvxiaobudeshense,genbenbuxiangshitaa。”
“ruguoshiwobeirennachuzheizhongdongxichaoxiao,kendingzaojiuzhaogedifengzuanjinqule,kanrenjialvxiaobuwanquanmeishia。”
“……”
tingzhezhouweideyilunsheng,liuzhanglongdelianseyinchenwubi,hechiyisheng:“bizui!woliuzhanglonghuinazheizhongdongxipiannimenma?paodeleheshangpaobulemiao,nimendenglvxiaobushangcesuodeshihou,qinzikankanjiuzhidaole!”
cihuayici,zhongrenhuangran。
“duia,qinzikankanbujiuzhidaolema。”
“lvxiaobuzongbuhuibushangcesuoba。”
“erqie,ruguotaburangzanmenkan,neikendingjiushizhende。”
“……”
“hewodou?”liuzhanglongyinxiandekanzhelvxiaobu:“wohuirangnizhidaozanmendechajude。”
“buyong,xiaoyewoxianzaijiukeyiqucesuojinimenkan。”lvxiaobuniuleniubozi:“buguo,liuzhanglong,zheiruguobushixiaoyewode,neiwogaigaonifeibanghaishifeibangni?”
“gaowo?buyongle,zanmenjiandanyidian。”liuzhanglonglengxiaoyisheng,congshenshangtaochuyichuanyaochipaizaizhuozishang:“ruguozhaopianshangbushinideniao,zheiliangjiazhibaiwandeliemax5jiushinidele。”
“haoa,wolaizuozheng。”zhoujingyuanjixushanfengdianhuo,yibacongliuzhanglongshouzhongqiangguoyaochi:“sheiyebiexiangshualai!”
“meiwenti!”lvxiaobuxiaoxixideshuodao:“nizuihaoyeqinzikankan,kankanninengbunengjiaduan!”
“gun!”zhoujingyuanqidedama。
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