• 章节目录

小说简介

zuozhe“fengleizhujiu”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《baijiazilvxiaobu》,jiangshuzhujiaolvxiaobulianglanshenbianfashengdejingcaigushi,zuozhewenbibusu,jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:laoerlvwenhuotianziconghui,shishilibaxiangyoumingdedacaizi,doushuotashiwenquxingxiafan。keshi,weiduneigelaosan,buxuewushu,buwuzhengye,yiwushichu,zhihuihua……

精彩章节

“danduliao?buyongle,jiuzheiliaoba。”lvxiaobudalegehaqian:“wokunle,xiaohuzi,meishashijiuguianba。”

“恩,走。”

fuhuxiayishideshuodao,taqianyishilimianjiumeirenweilvxiaobuganjujue。

“pu!hahahaha!xiaohuzi,nikuaiguiana!zishibiaozhunyidian。”

zhoujingyuantingdaozhei,dunshixiaofengle,paizhezhuozikuangxiao。

“temede!lvxiaobu,nizhaosi!”

tingdaozhoujingyuandexiaosheng,fuhufanyingguolaile。

taqidenufachongguan,zhijienieqilequantou,mengdijuleqilai。

shenmetemejiaowoguianba?

laozijuranhaihegeshabisidedayingle?!

“daa,wangwoshenshangda。”lvxiaobudeyanjingdingzhezhoujingyuan,kouzhongbuhuangbumangdeshuodao:“zuihaozhijieyiquannengdasiwo,nikankanwolvjiahuibuhuihenipinming。”

cihuayichu,fuhudedunshixiangshibeishiledingshenshuyiban,gaogaojuqidequantoudinggezailekongzhong。

fuhuxinzhongdenuyibeichongdanleyixie。

shia,jiulvxiaobuzheishenti,tazheiyiquanxiaqu,busiyeshizhongshanga!

lvjiarenduilvxiaobudeniaichengdu,takeshizhidaode,neishijinhufengkuangdeniai!

拼命?!

pinmingdoushiwangxiaoleshuode!

taganbaozheng,yidanlvxiaobuchushi,lvjiahuibuxiyiqiedaijiayaoleta,shenzhishitafuqindeming!

biekantafuqinzaidixiashijieyishouzhetian,keshizheigeshijieweiqianbuyaomingderenduodeshi!

qingjigeshashoutairongyile。

“xiaohuzi,nigesongdan,daa!”zhoujingyuankanrenaobuxianshida,zaiyipangsongyongdao:“nifangxin,nizoudehuihenanxiang,zuijiaodaizhexiao。neitianyangguanghuihenhao,huohuishaodehenwang,guhuihuihentang,jiarenhenjianqiang,meiku,douzaidamajiang,wohaihuisongniyishouliangliang。”

“wqnmlgb!”fuhuxintaichedizhale。

“你骂谁呢?”

zhoujingyuanlianseyichen,tiaoxiazhuozi,dengzhefuhu。

“fuhu。”liuzhanglongyikan,lianmangzhanleqilai,tabushuohuabuxingle:“nimalvxiaobujiuma,jidedaishangmingzi,fouzehuirangrenwuhuide。”

tingdaoliuzhanglongshuohuale,fuhuyefanyingguolaile,yaozheyashuodao:“dui,womalvxiaobuni。”

lianggerenherandoububalvxiaobudanghuishi,daizheyifuchidinglvxiaobudeshense,zhimingdaoxingdemalvxiaobu,genbenbugujilvxiaobudeganjue。

tamendeyisihenmingxian——lvxiaobu,laozimenjiushimani,nichuleguaiguaidejiworenzhe,feihuashaoshuo!erqiehaidebaqianjiaochulai。

“lvxiaobu,niyebiefeihua,ganjinde!gaiganshenmeganshenme!biebiwomen,daoshihoudajialianshangdoubuhaokan。”liuzhanglongyinchenzheliankanzhelvxiaobuhechidao。

“binimen?nmlegebi!”lvxiaobuchixiaoyisheng,pokoudama——qifuta?tamenyiweitamenshishei?!

“hao!henhao!zheishinibiwode!jintianlaozijiurangnizhangzhanglian!”liuzhanglongnule。

jintiandelvxiaobuzhendeshirangtanule!

ganxinongfuhu,haiganwunita!

taconghuaizhongtaochuyitazhaopian,shuailechuqu,yincecedeshuodao:“dajiadoukankanba!zheijiushibaijiazidexiaoniao,haimeiwoxiaomuzhidani!”

zhaopianzaijiaoshizhongfeiwuzhe,suoyourendoukandaole。

dunshi,jiaoshineijiuxiangqiledidixiaosheng。

“eiyouwei,jiuzheixiaodongxi?haimeiwodididedididani。”

“keliane,zheiyishengwuwangleba!”

“shia,ruguozheishiwodeniao,wozaojiuzishale。”

“zheijiaoshenme?zheijiushiyouqianmeidifanghua,zheixialvxiaobudiudarenlou。”

“……”

lvxiaobuyanjingweimi——yuanlaishizheigea!qianrenkezhendegoukeyide,zheizhongdongxidoubeirenpaidaole!guaibudeniduiliuzhanglongtamenyantingjicongni!

jiaoshinei,nanshengmenhaowugujidezaixiaozhe,nvshengmenzeshiyouxiehaixiu,danshihaishifenfentoutoumiaoshangliangyan,fachudididexiaosheng。

“zezeze,queshibudaa。”zhoujingyuanzewusuogujidenaqiyizhangzhaopianzixiduanxiangzhe:“lvxiaobuwoshuonizenmeneimepaliuzhanglong。yuanlaiyouxiaobianzibeizuanzhulea!”

suoyourendoubaozhekanrenaodeshensetoumiaozhelvxiaobu,xiangyaokankanlvxiaobushiruhediurende。

liuzhanglongkanzhelvxiaobufachuyishenglengxiao——ganwuniwo?zhenzhengsharende,keconglaibushiminghuanghuangdedao!

tayijingkeyixiangxiang,lvxiaobudiurendiudaojia,tongkuliutideyangzile!

fuhuyeshilengxiaoyisheng,jugaolinxiadekanzhelvxiaobu:“ganxinongwo?jintianrangnizhidaosizizenmexie。”

sheizhi,lvxiaobuzaizhongmukuikuixia,quemeiyouluchuyisixiukuihuozhenaonudeshense。

生气?

niyueshengqi,zheilianggeshabizhihuiyuegaoxing!

敢抓小爷的小辫子?

笑话小爷的鸟小?

小爷一鞭甩死你们!

yushilvxiaobubujinmeiluchuyisishengqi,fanerraoyouxingqudedingzhezhoujingyuan:“zheimeda,peiniyinggaihenheshiba!bijingyibayaochikaiyibasuoma!nidedabuda?”

“ni!laoniangdehenda,jiasini!”zhoujingyuanqidao。

zheigelvxiaobuzaizheizhongqingkuang,haigudeshangdiaoxita?

班里其他人也傻了。

“zheilvxiaobushiqihutulema?zenmedoumeibandianfanyingde?”

“jiushia!shibushinaligaocuole?”

“对啊!”

“……”

liuzhanglongdeliandoulvle,taxianzaijiuganjuehaoxiangshi,yongjinquanshenliqidachuquyiquan,quedazailekongqizhong,neiganjuebietiduonanshoule!

“lvxiaobu,nikanqingchu!zheikeshinidezhaopian!”

fuhubuxinxiede,jianqiyizhangzhaopian,paizailelvxiaobudemianqian,nuhoudao。

“jiuzheige?”lvxiaobukanleyiyanzhaopianchixiaodao:“wozaiwangshangkeyizhaoyibaizhang,bingqiedouxieshangnifuhudemingzi。zheizhongxiaobaxiyelaixianchou?”

taxinzhonglengxiao——youqiannengshiguituimodehuatingguomei?yihuierxiaoyewojintianjinihaohaoshangyike!

cihuayici,suoyourendoufanyingguolaile。

“shia,zheishangmianyemeigebiaozhi,pingshenmejiushuoshirenjialvxiaobude?”

“duiduidui,youqishilvxiaobudeshense,genbenbuxiangshitaa。”

“ruguoshiwobeirennachuzheizhongdongxichaoxiao,kendingzaojiuzhaogedifengzuanjinqule,kanrenjialvxiaobuwanquanmeishia。”

“……”

tingzhezhouweideyilunsheng,liuzhanglongdelianseyinchenwubi,hechiyisheng:“bizui!woliuzhanglonghuinazheizhongdongxipiannimenma?paodeleheshangpaobulemiao,nimendenglvxiaobushangcesuodeshihou,qinzikankanjiuzhidaole!”

cihuayici,zhongrenhuangran。

“duia,qinzikankanbujiuzhidaolema。”

“lvxiaobuzongbuhuibushangcesuoba。”

“erqie,ruguotaburangzanmenkan,neikendingjiushizhende。”

“……”

“hewodou?”liuzhanglongyinxiandekanzhelvxiaobu:“wohuirangnizhidaozanmendechajude。”

“buyong,xiaoyewoxianzaijiukeyiqucesuojinimenkan。”lvxiaobuniuleniubozi:“buguo,liuzhanglong,zheiruguobushixiaoyewode,neiwogaigaonifeibanghaishifeibangni?”

“gaowo?buyongle,zanmenjiandanyidian。”liuzhanglonglengxiaoyisheng,congshenshangtaochuyichuanyaochipaizaizhuozishang:“ruguozhaopianshangbushinideniao,zheiliangjiazhibaiwandeliemax5jiushinidele。”

“haoa,wolaizuozheng。”zhoujingyuanjixushanfengdianhuo,yibacongliuzhanglongshouzhongqiangguoyaochi:“sheiyebiexiangshualai!”

“meiwenti!”lvxiaobuxiaoxixideshuodao:“nizuihaoyeqinzikankan,kankanninengbunengjiaduan!”

“gun!”zhoujingyuanqidedama。

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