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wumazoule，daozuihou，tayemeimingbaishiweishenme。
lvfukanzhewumayuanqudeshenyingnannanziyudao：“wuma，bieguaiwo，wozhidaonimenkanbuqixiaobu，wobuguaini。danshineishiwoerzi，wobuxiangrangtazaijialimianyezaorenlengyan。”
“bierenyiweixiaobushiyinweishengsequanmacaihaoganleshenti，keshiwozheigedangdiedezhidao，xiaobuqishicongchushengdeshihoushentijiubibierencha，yishengshenzhishuotahuobuguoshisui，yidurangwomenzhunbeihoushi。”
“jiushiyinweizheiyang，womenquanjiarencaidoubaxiaobudangchengbao，pengzhegongzhe，shengpanatianjiukanbudaozheigexiaojiahuole。”
“zhidaoweishenmexiaobujiaolvxiaobuma？yinweizhiyaotayouyigejianjiankangkangdehelvbuyiyangdeshenti，baijiayouruhe？choumingyuanyangyouruhe？womenbuzaihu。womenyouqian，womenleyi。”
lvhongbinzouleguolai：“haole，ba，bieshuole。xiaobuzheibushidapoleshisuidemozhouma。tayidinghuipingpinganande。”
lvwenhuodao：“shia，ba，wohuiqujidagebangmangde。erqiexiaobuyekuaixialaile，bierangtatingdao。”
说曹操，曹操到。
“ba，dage，erge。”lvxiaobuyibianxiangzheyaoruhebaijia，yibianxingfendecongloushangpaolexialai：“jiwoqian，woyaoqubaijia。”
“pu！”tingdaolvxiaobuneizhibaidehuayu，sangerendoulele——zheichouxiaozi，buyiweichi，fanyiweironga！
“haole，jinizhunbeihaole，zheizhangkalimianyouliangwan，nixiannazhehua，mimahaishi6geling。”lvhongbinchongnidekanzhelvxiaobu，taochuyizhangyinxingka。
“bugou，bugou。”lvxiaobulianmangyaotou：“wojintianyaowuwan。”
“wuwan？xing，woyihuierzhuanjini，nizheishiyaogaoshenmedadongzuoma？kaijuhuihaishiqingke？yaowuwan？”lvhongbinxiaodao。
“en，kaijuhui。”lvxiaobudunshimeikaiyanxiao，zheibu，shuohuajian，baijiadefanganjiulailema。
“haohaowan，wandekaixindian，jizhubuyaohetaiduodejiu，nideshentishoubule。”lvhongbinjilvxiaobuzhenglilexiayifu，xiaozheshuodao。
“谢谢大哥。”
lvxiaobuxinlinuannuande，shangyibeizitashiguer，conglaimeiyoutihuiguoqinrendeganjue，erzheiyike，tatihuidaole。
“hei，chouxiaozishenmeshihouzheimekeqile，yiqiandoushinaleqianjiupaode，buhuishiqianbugouba。”
lvhongbinfanlefanbaiyan：“xingle，bugoujiujiwodadianhua，quba，jidequjiaoshangqianminpeini，bieyigerenpaochuqu。”
“en，zhidaole。”lvxiaobuyiliuyandepaolechuqu。
qianminshitadelinju，yigehanbaodaifangdexiaomeinv，hetashiqingmeizhuma，yinweijialirenbufangxinlvxiaobuyigerenchuqu，ertamenyoubushihegenzhequ，suoyiconglaidoushiqingqianminpeizhetachuqude。
erqieruguotabujiaoqianmin，jialirenshijueduiburangtachuqude。
“yaoshixiaobunengbaqianminnaxia，wosiyemingmule。”
lvfukanzhelvxiaobudebeiyingdaizheyisiqipandeshuodao。
“ta？ai……”lvhongbinhelvwenhuoduishiyiyan，tongshitanlekouqi，xianrantamendoujuedemeishenmekeneng。
……
“qianmin。”lvxiaobulaidaogebiyidonghetajiatongyanghaohuadebieshuqiaoleqiaomen。
menbeidakaile，yigeqiaolianhanshademeinvzhanzaimenkouqiazheyaoshuodao：“lvxiaobu，niyouyaobaijia，shibushi？”
“zezeze，haoyiduochushuifurong，jibianshishengqideyangzi，yehaopiaoliang。”lvxiaobufachuyishengzantan。
takebushifengcheng，ershishihuashihua，mianqiandenvzi，fusebainiruzhi、jiguangshengxue，chuanzheyitiaobaisejujialiantiduanqun，luchuyishuangbaiyubandexiaotui，zhangfapijian，baiqunyiying，qiaoliansuihansha，quegengxianrongsejueli，bukebishi。
tadunshiganjuezhijueyaoyanshenghua，ruchisimeng，xinzangputengputengkuangtiao。
“nixiaozishenmeshihouzheimezuitianle？”wuqianminbailelvxiaobuyiyan，danshiquehaishihenshouyongdejieshoulelvxiaobudekuazan：“benguniangmeigexingqitiandoupeinichuqu，dianshijudoumeishijiankan，nikuawoyijuyeshiyinggaide。woquhuanshenyifu，dengwo。”
suirantahelvxiaobuyiqizhangda，danshitaduilvxiaobuquemeiyoubanfendenannvzhiqing。
shenzhisuizhetabaijiayuelaiyuelihai，yuelaiyuelipu，tadouyouxiekaishiyuelaiyuetaoyanlvxiaobuzheigebaijiazile。
suoyitapeilvxiaobuzhishichuquyezhishichuyushanxin，yijiaiyuqingmianeryi。
yiqianhaihao，kesuizhetamenlianggedouzhangdale，zongshizaiyiqikendinghuirangbierenzhizhidiandiande——shenmebaijinnv，tanmuxurong，weileqianbuyaoliandengdengdoushirichangbianfan，haiyougengnantingde，tadoubuhaoyisijiang。
suoyitajueding，jintianjiushizuihouyicile，wanshangjiuhezheigebaijiazitanbai。
banjiagongsitadoulianxihaole。
“jintianyaoquna？”huanhaoyifu，daishangmojingdewuqianminzoulechulaipielepiezuishuodao。
“baijia！qubaijia！”lvxiaobuxingfendehanleliangsheng——cantiandashu，wolaile。
“xingle，haibuxiandiurena。ganjinzou。”
wuqianminlianmanglalelachadiantiaoqilaidelvxiaobuwangwaizou。
takeshiyijingkandaozhouweiderendeyanjingyijingchongmanlebiyideshense，gujimashangjiuyaokaimale。
erzheiyimuyufadejiandingletayaoyuanlizheigebuyiweichifanyiweirongbaijiazidejuexin。
“去哪败家呢？”
lvxiaobutaochushouji，zhunbeikankanditu，zhaozhaojiuba、duchangzhileibaijiashengdi……
结果。
lvxiaobukanzheshouzhongneileisilaorenjideanjianshouji：“made，yigebaijiaziyongzheizhongshouji？diubudiuren？”
wuqianminfanlefanbaiyan：“nineishouji，shijiazhi8888detianshipaishouji，haidiuren？”
“jiuzheishoujihai8888？”lvxiaobupielepiezui，fanshourengjinlepangbiandexiashuidao。
“败家子，我……”
wuqianminchadianmachushenglai。
tameixiangdaojiazhi8888deshoujijiuzheimerengle？
yaozhidaojiusuanshisunhuidetianshipaishoujidounengmai4000duoni！
zuihoutaduoleduojiao，xuanzelebushuohuagenshanglvxiaobu——fanzhengzuihouyitianle，bushengqi，bushengqi……
dengtamenzouhou，yigerenkandaoleshuigouzhongdeshouji，dunshishuangyanmaoguang，lianmangqudalao：“bushiba，jiazhi8888detianshipaishouji？falea！”
jieguozhouweiderenyiting，quandoupaoguolaiqiangle。
“我的，我的。”
“这是我的。”
“我先看到的。”
“……”
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