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xiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《baling:bierecaohandelvchaxiaojiaoqi》zuijinzaiwangluoshangyinfayizhenzhuipengkuangchao,zhujiaojiangyingyingshenyaoquanfenwushu,dajiaduidashen“yiming”dewenbichizanyutaidu,neirongxiangqing:lixuelianbudongzheixie,zhishimanxindanyou:“nitingniangdehua,ruoshibuchengjiubieqiangqiu!”tazhizhidaojiangyingyingmailexiebu……

精彩章节

dagaitingdaoletadexinsheng,xitongshengyinmeiyourenheqifu:“suzhufangxin,benxitongdoushijingguojingmijisuande,jiaodumeiyouwenti……”

jiangyingyingfanlegebaiyan:“nizhishanggao,niniuxingleba?”

xitong:“zidonghuifu,benxitongzhishang180,qingsuzhubuyaowangzifeibo……”

jiangyingyingyijingbuxianghetashuohuale,zhijieguandiaoranhouqukanneizhikeliandedayan。

guaibudezataneimeteng,kanzheizhongliangqimadeyoushijijin!

yuhaihuahuaxiazhe,lixuelianxinqingjishuangdezhaohudajiajinwu:“kuaikuai,jinwu,yihuigaizheliangle!”

xiaohuashalenglengdegenzheshenxiaoyunyouhuidaofangjian,tazhangzheimedahaishidiyicijianzheizhongshiqing。

tamenzheigediqudayanbingbuchangjian,genghekuangshizhijiecongtianshangdiaoxialaide。

nandaozheijiushilaoyibeichangshuode,tianshangdiaoxianbing?

jiangyingyingzaiwaimianbalinshidetoufacagan,youhuanleyishuangganjingdexiezi,caizhaohuta:“xiaohua,zhongwuzaisaozijialichiba,zanmenchangchangdayandeweidao。”

xiaohuayitinglianmangbaishou:“buyongbuyong,**huoyijingnalegongqian,zahainengliuxialaichifan。”

genghekuang,renjiayaochirou!

shenxiaoyunmeishaodoudaizhexiyi,tayoudeyiyouzihaodelazhuxiaohua:“wosaozikebushixiaoqideren,wogaosuni,zhiyounihaohaoganhuo,guaiguaitinghua,yihouyoudeshirouchi!”

zheihuashuodeyoudiandale,buguojiangyingyingmeiyoufandui,zhishixinzhonganzihaoxiao。

shenxiaoyunzheiyatou,daoshibahoushineixielaobanhuabingdebenlingxuelegeyier,yihouhaijueduishidanglingdaodeyibahaoshou。

xiaohuazixiaoaidashouma,liandunbaofandoumeichiguo,tingdaozheihualianmangbiaotai:“xiaoyunnifangxin,wokendingtinghua。”

suiranwaimianxiazheyu,yebufangailixuelianhejiangqinghongliangkouzizaichufangmanghuo。

youleqiantianzhuangtuzidejingyan,zheicilixueliandaomeineimexintengle,tabianshaoshuibianbamao:“nishuowozheibeizihaimeichangguodayanshaziweidaoni!ai,zheiyingyingjiaguolaicaijitian,jieerliansandechirou,wozenmeganjuegenzuomengside?”

shenqinghongyegantan:“yiqianguangtingbierenshuoyingyingdeneixiefengyanfengyu,xianzairenjinlezanmenjiamenwocaizhidao,yaoyanduokepa!nishuo,zheimehaodeguinv,neixierennengbujiduma?”

“yaowoshuo,neiciheayaoxiaozideshiqing,yebuzhishinagehuailiangxindexianghaita!meichengxiangfandaobianyilewomenjiaerzi!”

shuodezheili,lixuelianxiaochushenglai:“haha,yaowoshuoyingyingjiugaijinzanmenjiamen!taheayaoshitianshengyidui!”

shenqinghongpielexiazui,jiushibuzhidaoneigehunxiaozishenmeshihoukaiqiao。

zheimehaodexifu,bieshuodazhedenglong,jiushinazheshoudiantongniyezhaobudaoya!

suoyizheidayan,xifushuochi,neitamenjiuchi!

henkuaichufangderouxiangweicongyuzhongpiaolai,ranhouzuanjinleshenxiaoyunhexiaohuadebizizhong。

lianggerendezhenxianwudegengkuaile。

shenxiaoyunrenbuzhuxilexibizi:“zheigezhenxiang!”

zaochenjiuheleyiwanxitangdexiaohuayegenzheshijingdiantou:“xiang!”

guangwenzhezheigewei,tadounengchihaojigeyumibingzini!

haibudaozhongwu,shenyaoyehuilaile,zheigeshihouyuyejianjiantingle。

tahoumianbeizheyigekuangzi,shangmiangaizhebu,buzhidaozhuangdeshishenme。

jiangyingyingxinsiyidong,xiangdaoneitianlianggerenquheishideshihou,tayezheiyangshenshenmimide,buzhimaideshenmedongxi。

buguorenjiabuxiangshuo,tayemeineigehaoqixin。

dayandexiangweizheshiyouren,shenyaogangjinyuanzimeixinjiuzhouqilai,tafangxiadongxikaikouwendao:“niang,zheishizuodeshenmedongxi?”

lixuelianlaxialaita,xiaoshengkaikou:“nixifunonglaidedayan!”

“dayan?jiangyingyingnongde?”

shenyaoyagenbuxin,tacongxiaolianjiuyishouhaodangongyemeidadaoguodayanya,nengdayizhixiaoniaodouhenlihaile。

lixuelianbaitayiyan:“shineidayanzijicongtianshangdiaodaonixifuhuailide!”

xiangdaoneitiandetuzi,shenyaolengle:“zenmekeneng……”

zheishi,shenqinghongduanzheyidapenroujinlai:“woheyingyingshangliangle,zheirouliuyibanjiqinjia,xiawujiurangayaoqusong,ranhoushengxiadezailiuxialaiyibanahaofangqilai。”

tashuodaozheili,youzabayixiazui:“duile,shuijinglihaifangzheyuni,mingtianyidingdedunleta!”

chulezuotianyingyingmeizaijia,tamenmeichirou……

lixuelianaileyisheng,youkaikou:“zheiyetaitai……”

tashuolebantian,zhaobudaoheshideci,shenqinghongjieleyiju,“shechishiba?”

文绉绉的!

lixuelianhengleyisheng:“fanzhengjiushixinliyoudianfahuang。”

shenqinghongxiaolesheng:“xuelian,gurenyunrenshengdeyixujinhuan,tanranchuzhijiuhao……”

shuowanhailvexianyihandeshuoleju:“yaoshiyoudianjiujiugengmeile!”

“meishamei!wokanniyashiwanglechibubaoderizile!”lixuelianmeihaoqidetuikaita:“qilai,woquhanyingyingtamenchifan!”

shenqinghongwunaidekanleyiyanshenyao:“hailengzhe,quchufangnawan!duile,neigebaimianmantoujiyingyingliuzhe……”

zheizhenshidangxiannvgongzhele!

shenyaojinchufangmenshi,xiayishikanleyiyantiankong,gangxiaguodayudelantianxiangxiguoyiban,kongkuangminglang。

bieshuodayan,jiushilianyizhimaqueyebucengfeiguo。

难道说真是巧合?

tayaoyaotou,quduanbingzihemantou。

zaiwuliganhuodejirenzaojiuxinbuzaiyanle,jiangyingyinghaihao,shenxiaoyunhexiaohuajianzhizuolibuan,beineixiangweigoude**xiaxiangzhangleci。

xiaohuabijingnianlingxiao,tazhangzheimedaconglaibuzhirouziwei,jiushiguonianchijiaozi,zijiyezhinengchangchangjiaozipi……

raoshiruci,yejuezheneibianshirenjianmeiweile。

lixueliantuikaimenjiuxiao:“zheidayanroujieshijingdao,nidietadunlehaozhangshijian,zheidouguolefandianle,ehuaileba?”

jiangyingyingzhanqilai:“niang,wocaikendingshinizhangchu,yaobunengzheimexiang?wodouyaochansile!”

shenxiaoyunpobujidaizhanqilai:“saozi,zanxianquchifan……”

xiaohuajucudegenzhezhanqilai,hanleyisheng:“daniang……”

lixuelianjintianxinqinghao,zaishuozheixiaohuayequeshikelian,taxinyeruanle,jiuxiaozhezhaohuta:“huaya,bieganle,jintianzaidaniangjiachifan,rangnichidunhaode!”

xiaohuaxinlizhidaozijibugailiuxiachifande,youqishirenjiajintianhaikaiguochirou,keshineiweidaoshizaitaixiang,rangtazenmeyemaibukaibuzi,zhangbukaizuishuozou。

jiangyingyingqinredelazhuta:“kuaizoukuaizou,lianglekejiubuhaochile!”

jigerenhaimeichumen,waimianturanchuanlaijianruidehanjiaosheng:“chilibawaidedongxi,jialidehuohaiganbuwan,haichuqujirenjiaganhuo!zenmebusiwaitoudele!”

lixuelianlianseyihan,lvxiankailemenchuqu,jiangyingyingtamengenzaihoumian。

xiaohuajinzhangdelazhujiangyingyingdeshou,jiongpodeyaokuchulai:“jiangjiejie,shiwo,woniang……wozheidunfanjiubuchile,wodehuijia……”

jiangyingyingmeitouyezhouqilai:“bushishuohaolejintianjiwodangbanggong?”

waitouyigezhongniannvren,kanqilaihelixueliannianlingchabuduo,chuanzhehuisedewaitao,huailihaibaozheyigebajiusuidaxiaodehaizi。

zheimedahaizihaibaozhezhenshibuduojian。

tajiushixiaohuadeqinniang,lilanzhi。

lixuelianzhoumeikanta:“lanzhimeizi,woxifukeshijinijiaxiaohuakailegongqiande,zheihuizougongqiankejiumeifajinile。naliyemeiyouganbantianhuojiujiqiandedaoli!”

lilanzhikebandianbuxinzheilixuelianjialinengnachulaigongqian,tajialibizijijiadouqiong!

xiaohuahaishuoyikuaiqian?yigegongrenyezhengbudaoyikuaiqian!jiushihongzhetajiaguinvbaiganhuobale!

“hehe,xueliansaozi,zheilinlilinjiadeyaoshiwojiahuanalenijiaqian,zaiwaitouchuanchuqubuzhidaoduonantingni!”

lilanzhibaozhehaizi,xiongbabadekanxianghoutoudexiaohua:“shangwuxiayubunengganhuojiusuanle,xiawuhaixiadiganhuo,woyangniganshenmechi?”

xiaohuaguqiyongqi:“niang,bushishuohaorangwolaibangmang。”

tongyitalaibangmangneishiyinweixiayu,talandeguan,yanbujianxinbufan,hainengshengshangyidunzhongwufan。

lilanzhibunaifandekanzheta:“bangbangbang,shenmehuobangyitianya!”

xiaohuawuzhudewuzhuduzi,tahaimeichifan,xianzaihuijialianfandoumeidechi……

zheishitahuailidehaizituranniuzheshenzishijingzhengzha:“niang,rou,woyaochirou!”

lilanzhilikehuanleyifumiankong,tawenroudehongzheta:“xiaobaoguai,dengniangshoulezhuangjia,jinihuanrouchihaobuhao?”

zhishixiaohaizidebizibenlaijiujian,neidayanderouxiangweiyoushifengouren,tashenziniudegenglihaile:“neiwulitouyourou,wojiuyaochirou,jiuyaochirou!”

lilanzhikanxiangneijianpojiudetangwu,bizigenzhexilexia,guoranwendaolerouxiangwei。

dantazhishihuyikanzhe,shizaimeibanfaxiangxiangzheilixuelianjialinengyourouchi。

zheishijiangyingyingshangqianyibu,daliangleyixialilanzhi,luchuyigexiaolian:“lanzhishenzishiba?niyaoshirangxiaohuaxianzaizou,wozhinengjitasanmaogongqian。”

tashuowan,congkoudainachusanmaoqiansaidaoxiaohuashouzhong:“erqiezhongwufanwomenyeguanbule。”

kandaoqian,lilanzhiyanjingliangle,haizhenjiqian?

jiangyingyingmeilita,ziguzidexiankaitangwudemenlianzi:“niang,xiaomeiganjinlaichifanba,zheifanlianglekejiubuxiangle!”

zheilianziyixian,neirouweigengnongyule。

真的是肉!好家伙!

lilanzhiyanjingyizhuan,anfudepailepaihuaizhongdehaizi,dishenghongta:“xiaobaoguai,worangnijiejininongrouchi!”

talianmangtuileyibaxiaohua,luchuyigebuzhenchengdexiao:“ai,shenyaotaxifushiba?wozheishizhongwuyoudianshicaijiaoxiaohuahuiquni!”

“nikanzheiyang,ranghaizibafandaihuiquchi,xiawuwozairangtaguolai!nibiepadanwushijian,wanshangrangtaduoganyihui!mingtianzaochenya,wudianjiurangtalai!”

xiaohuanankandejihuyaozhanbuwen,taxiaoshenghanleyiju:“niang,suanle……”

“suanshenme!baroudaihuiqujinidichi!”

lilanzhishijingniuletayiba,youqialetayixia:“yabaleya?ganjinqiurenya!”

weileyidunrou,yikuaiqiandegongqian,tadelianmianbeizijiniangqinfangzaidishangcai。

errouzuizhongyebushitachi,zheiqianzuihouyebuhuiguita。

xiaohuazhanzaineilibukendong。

lilanzhijile,zhijieyibazhangdazaitalianshang:“nishigeshadema?”

zheiyibazhangxiangshenghenda,xiaohuaneizhangbenlaijiulahuangdexiaoliandunshihongzhongqilai,taqueyaozheyarengranbukendong。

dagaizheibeizisuoyoudezunyan,douyongzailezheiyike。

jiangyingyinglenglengzhanqilai:“lanzhishenzi,xiangchifankeyi,liuzaizheilichi!xiawujixuganhuo!wodeqianyebushidafenggualaide,yaoshixiangzhengzheigeqianjiuzhaowodeguijulai!yaoburanzheicunlibuzhidaoyouduoshaodaguniangxiaoxifulaibangmang!”

lilanzhiyaoleyaoya,peishangxiaolian:“nikannizheihuashuode,shenziyebushibudongdaolideren!nijiaxiaoyunhexiaohualiangrenganqinghao,genjiemeiside,zheihuohainengrangbierenganbucheng?”

jiangyingyingliansebubian:“nizheiyilainao,jintianjiudanwule,erqiejintianchidehao,zheigongqianwozhinengjibamao。”

lilanzhiliansebianle:“zuowannijiaxiaoyunshuodekeshiyikuaiqian!”

jiangyingyingxiezheyankanta:“zuotianniyemeishuoyaolainaoshi!”

“zhei,zheinalijiaonaoshi……”

lilanzhishanshandekaikou:“yejiushijialilinshiyoushibale……”

jiangyingyinggouzhezijidetoufa,kanleyiyanshenyao:“yaoge,yaoshizaizancunlizaizhaoshouyihaode,bamaonengbunengzhaodao?”

shenyaomingbaitadeyisi,chenshengkaikou:“wumaoyeqiangzheyourengan,haibuyongguanfan。”

lilanzhilikekaikou:“bierenkemeiwojiaxiaohuashouyihao!bamao!jiubamao,wanshangjiudejiqian,shuohaole!”

jiangyingyingjuaodedianlexiatou,wumeidetaohuayanpieguoqu:“neilanzhisaozihaibuzou?zheifanwokeliunichibude,dajiadoushiguodekurizi。”

kurizihaichirou,chileshangdunmeixiadun!

lilanzhixinlimaleyiju,youlaguolaixiaohua,dishengzhufuleyiju:“duochidian,zangshangjikuairoufangxiuzili,wanshangjinidichi!”

shuowanhaibujieqideyouniuletayiba。

ruobushizhidaotajialiqingkuang,wairenjianlepadouyiweizheishigehouniang!

xiaohuadizhetou,yebuzhizaixiangshenme,renlilanzhiniuleziji,zhimunededingzhedimian。

zhongyudafazoulelilanzhi,jiangyingyingcaisongleyikouqi,shanglailaxiaohuadeshou:“xinglexingle,ganjinchifan!”

xiaohuataiqitou,yizhangganhuangganhuangdexiaoliandoushilei,tazhanglezhangzuiqueshenmedoushuobuchulai,zhizhongzhongdianlediantou……

dayandeweidaoguoranhaochi,youqishiyeshengde,jiushixiandaidejiangyingyingyemeichangguo,bijingchileshiyaocaifengrenjide……

yijiarendouweizhezuoxialai,lianggexiaohaiwenqinwencongchidezuibadouhebulongle……

ercishigebi,shendanianggangchiwanfan,zhengdunzaiyuanzilishuawan,yigubishangcihaihaowenderouxiangweizhizhiwangbizichong。

“zheisheijiayouchirouni?”

tadiguyisheng,zuihoubalianzhuanxiangleyiqiangzhigedeshenyaojia,dunshilianseyouheile。

又是他家?

taheshenqinghongdanglebanbeizilinju,wenjianderouweizonggongjiaqilaidoumeizheimeduo!zheishenyaoxiaoziqudexifushizhennengbaijia!

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