xiandaiyanqingticaidexiaoshuo《beilaogonggehouhou，woshafengle》，shizuozhe“wuguidanhuatang”jingxinbianxiede，gaishuzhongdeguanjianrenwushizhuolinxixuzhiyi，jingcaineirongjieshao：yanchanghuidedapingmuhuranliangle，kaishibofangshipinluxiang。jingtoumohuyaohuang。yixikandaoyigeshenxingyuwoxiangsidenvzi，chuanzheyitiaodaloubeilifuqun，zhengheyigenan……
第一章
woshizheishishangzuihouyizhijiaoren。
zhiyoulaogongdeai，nengrangwodanxiajiaorendan。
zheitianwogechangdaoyiban，tadangzheguanzhongdemian，badanzalegexibalan，
“nizheige**，ganbeizhewozaiwaitoutouren？”
budengwojieshi，tanachudao，yidaogeduanwodeshengdai，huilewodesangzi。
woyanyanyixizhiji，xiaoguzidedianhualaile：
“buhaola！ge，woganggangyouqiaojiansaoziheqitananrenla！tajingganzaicibeipanni！”
zhangfuyixiadaizhule，kanzhewo，shengyinzhandou：
“nishuo，niganggangkandaosheile？”
......
jintianshiwoshijiexunhuiyanchanghuidezuihouyichang。
woshizheishishang，jincundezuihouyitiaoshenhaijiaoren，wushurenzhemiyuwoyongyoumolidesangyin。
wodegehou，keyizhiyurendebeishang。wushujuewangdeaizhengbingrendaoshengmingzuihouyike，ningkehuafeiqianjin，yexianglaitingwodeyanchanghui。
yanchudaobanchang，menquehuranbeichuaikai。
wozhangfudaizheyixingrenhaohaodangdang，chongshangwutai。
tashouli，haibaozhewomenhaiweichushidejiaorendan。
wokanxiangtaixiagongzuorenyuan，yiweizheiyoushiyiciteshujingxi。meixiangquekandaotamanmianjinghuangshicuo，genwopinmingyaotou。
“啪”一声。
wobeichongshangtaidelaogongdadepianguotou，zuilidunshiyizhenxuexingweimimankai。
taixia，dunshixiangqiwushujinghu。
观众都呆住了。
zheishangyandeshinayichua？
“zhuolinxi，nizenmerucibuzhijiandian？！”
wolaogongdeshengyinfennuhongliang。
tashiyitadegenbanjinjinzhuazhuwoshuangbei，youqiangpowoyangqitou，sishengzhiwendao：
“woliangchenghunshinian，woyoumeiyouzulanguonizhuiqiunidemengxiang？ng？”
“nishuoyaokaixunhuiyanchanghui，woshibushiyizhizaizhichini？”
“ernini？nijuranbeizhewozaiwaitoutouren？！”
我皱着眉头，
“xuzhiyi，nizaihushuobadaoxieshenme。”
talengxiaoyisheng，wangdishangpeileyikou，
“**，haixiangjiwozhuangshiba？”
shuozhe，congshenhougenbanshouli，jieguoleyibadatiechui。
wodeyanjingdunshidengda，shengyinzhandou，buganzhixin，danyinyinzhongyouyuliaodao，
“xuzhiyi，niyaoganshenme。”
“nijiranjiwodailelvmao，zheigechouyezhongyebuzhidaoshisheide，”tabahuailidejiaorendanfangzaidishang，gaogaoyangqitiechui，yilianmieshi，
“xiuxiangwotibiedenanrenyanghaizi！”
“不——！！！”
wopinmingsihou，quezhengtuobuleshenhoujirenfenliyazhi。
haiyousangeyue，womendehaizijiuyaodanshengle。
kehaizideqinshengfuqin，queyichuijiezheyichui，zaiwomianqianqinshouzalanzheikedanbaobao。
jiaorendanbenshijianyingwubi，danzheishijieshangzhenshifengci，weiyinengshanghaijiaorendande，jiushitadeqinshengfumu！
“niniyiweiwohuixinnimankouhuyan？”
xuzhiyiduiwodeshuofachizhiyibi。
danyeliuleyidi，limiandexiaobaobeizaoyijingzhangchulejiaorenwei，xiaoxiaoyizhi，quansuozaipoliededanqiaozhong，xiongkouzhiyouweiruodeqifule。
“buyao！qiuqiuni！buyao！！”
woshuangyantonghong，ganjueshuangshoukuaiyaobeishenhourenzheduanle，yongjinquanlizhengzha。
tamenjinjinzhuazhewodetoufa，qiangpowokanzhexuzhiyixingxing。
woleiliumanmian，juewangdifangshengdahan：
“nifenglema！zheishiwomenzijidehaizi！nidaodiweishenmeshuowobeipanni？zhengjuni，zhengjuzainali？！”
“he，zhengju？”xuzhiyilianshangchaofengxiaorong，yanlishiwujincangliangbeiqi，
“zhuolinxi，wobenlaihaixiangjiniliuxieyanmian。nijiranbuyaolian，neiwojiurangdajiahaohaokankanniyouduo**！”
yanchanghuidedapingmuhuranliangle，kaishibofangshipinluxiang。
jingtoumohuyaohuang。yixikandaoyigeshenxingyuwoxiangsidenvzi，chuanzheyitiaodaloubeilifuqun，zhengheyigenanrenzaijiudianmenkoujiwen，xianghufumo。
juliyuan，tingbuqingshengyin。
erneitiaolifu，heranshimoupinpaiweiwodushendingzhiderenyuxiandingkuan。
——quanshijie，zhiyouzheiyitiao。
zailifudehoubeixiayaochu，shenzhihaizhuizhewopopoqinshouweiwofengzhideduoziduosunjie。
dangnian，jiuyinzheiyitiaoqunzi，meitizanyangwomenpoxiqingshen，yidushangleresou。
taixia，guanzhonggenzhefeitengle。
“zhuolinxi！haonige**！jingranzheimebuyaolian！”
“meixiangdaoxihuannizheimeduonian，juranshizheizhonggongrantourendenvren？taixiazuole。”
“zhichishalezheigeweichushideniechudan，yezhongbunengliu！”
wodezhangfushuangmuchihong，jihuyaoliuxiaxueleilai。
tayouyibazhangchoushangwodelian，dadewoliangerwengwengzhixiang，niezhewodelian，yaoyaqiechi，
“zheishinian，nizhei**zaiwaipaotoulumian，shuoziyouchanggeshinidemengxiang，hao......wozhichi，nijiushizheimehuibaowode？？”
“niduideqiwoma？duideqiwomama？tasizhiqian，haizainiantaozhexiangwomenyougehaizi！tasibumingmua！”
woshenshenxiqi，nulibaochilengjing。
因为我知道。
shipinlideneigenvren，bushiwo。
neishiwodexiaoguzi，xuzhiyan。
tashuotayaoqucanjianianhuiwanyan，litouyoutadeyizhongren，xiangwenwojielifu。zaiwoyimaojianlishilezhengzhengyixiawu，zuizhongkanzhonglezheiyijian：
“saozinijiuchongchongwoba，wobaozhengchuanhaojiniyuanyangsonghuilai！”
suirandierrisonghuishi，lifushangyouxiebumingwuzi，houbeideduoziduosunjieyebeibaoliladuan。
danwoxiang，tashixiaoguzi，shiyijiaren，bianyemeiyouduohetajijiao，gengmeiyougaosuzhangfuzheijian“xiaoshi”。
rujin，tazaiwaimianluangao，quehaidewobaikoumobian。
wotuchuzuiliyikouxue，fenlitaitou，meiyoufangqijieshi，
“laogong，nilengjingxietingwoshuo，bushinixiangdeneiyang，shipinlimianderenbingbushiwo！”
“zheijianyifuwocengjingjieji**mei，shitaxianhaiwo！”
xuzhiyishenshendi、shenshendikanlewoyiyan，
“好，”
tahuanhuandiantou，nawoshoujibotongxiaoguzidianhua，diaochengmianti，
“wojiuzaixinnizuihouyici。nixianzaijiugentadangchangduizhi！”
电话通了。
xuzhiyideshengyinchuanguolai，daizhedianbunaifan，
“zenmela？saozinizhaowoyoushenmeshi？wohenmange。”
“xuzhiyi！nishuoyixia，nineitianyanhui，shibushijiezoulewodelifu？”
wozhejidichongzhedianhuaneitouhan。
对面安静了一瞬。
“saozi，nishuoshenmeni，zijizuolecuoshijiuyinggaiyongyuchengren，kebuyaolaidaobierenshenshanga。”
xuzhiyanguzuoyouyanta，jiushibukenzhengmianhuidawodewenti，
“ai，saozi，wozheibianxinhaobuhao，tingbuqingchu，woxiangualeha。”
dianhuajiuzheimebeiguaduanle。
zheicibujinshixuzhiyi，lianxiamiandeguanzhongdoukanbuxiaqule。
“tianna，wohaiyiweizhendehuiyoufanzhuanni。”
“meixiangdaotangtangdamingxingzhuolinxi，kanzhezheimegaoleng，sidixiajuranwandezheimehua！”
“退票！退票！”
yuanbenreqingyouhaodeguanzhong，xianzaifenfenzuilihanzhetuipiao，haibashoulideyingguangbang，fennudirengxiangwutai。
“看到了吧？”
xuzhiyilengxiaoyisheng。lianshangmanshichaofengshiyi，
“zhuolinxi，wojiguonijihuile，xianzainihaiyoushenmehuashuo？”
talunqichuizi，mingrenjinjindiyazhuwo。
yibaxiaqu，zadaowodeyuweishang。
“啊——！！！”
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