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“谢谢李叔叔！”
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dangran，zuizhongyaodehaimeiyouanpaihao，tabunengranglizhurenjiuzheimezoule。
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“zheihaizizaiqichezhanshangban，jingjingyeyede，meigeyuedeliangpiao，gongziquanbushangjiao，nini？yitiandaowan，shaoyoubushunxinjiunahaizisaqi！bujichihehaisuanhaodeli，dadongtianbanverguanzaiwuwai，yebupabeidonghuaile！”
lizhurenyiting，zheihaidele？
cushenghechi：“liucuimei，nizenmehuishi！xianzaishifazhishehui，yiqiedoushianzhaoguizhangzhidubanshide，ziyougongdao！”
suihouyouzhuantou，kanzhemengjiaojiao，rouhedeshuodao：“zheiyang，wozuozhu，banchulaizhuba！”
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liucuimeiqidezaiyipangmoya，zheijiaoshenmehua！
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xiayishidechusheng：“buxing！”
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hualihuawaidoushihaipamengjiaojiaozailiucuimeishoudixiachikutou！
mengjiaojiaoyaoleyaotou：“zheiyangtinghaode，huxiangyougezhaoying。”
zuishangzheimeshuo，taxinlikebushizheimexiangde。
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mengjiaojiaodianleyixiatou：“duoxieninle。”
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“buyaojinde，mafanninle。”
mengjiaojiaokanleyiyankongkuangdewuzi，haizhenshiyaoshashameiyou，buguowentibuda，zheixiedongxi，tinglizhurendeyisi，jiedaodouhuibangmangzhangluode。
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mengjiaojiaoqileyisheng，ziguzideshuaya。
zheishidasuanqiuhe？haishijialimeirenganhuole，yaobatalahuiquganhuo？
congqian，zheigeshijiandiantayijingpaqilai，jiyijiarenzuozaofanle。
xianzai，jiulianshuoruanhua，doushidaizheminglingdeyuqi，tazaimengjiahaiburuamaoagoule。
zheiyicitashibuhuituoxiede。
mengdalizhoulezhoumeitou，congxiaodaoda，neimelaoshidehaizi，xianzaishuohuazenmedoubulirenleni？
“jiaojiao，wogennishuohua，nitingbudaoma？”
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