xiaoshuo《baling：quedenvpeizuichaotian，zuiyejunshaonamingchong》shiyibenfeichangcuileidechuanyuejiakongzuopin，suchenghenanzhengliangweizhujiaozhijiandeaiqinggushinvexinnvefei，zuozhe“wangwang”chuangzuodeneirongpianfuhenduan，shiheyikouqiduwan，xiangqingwei：“zhaozhaozhao！youshazhaode？yizhanghulijinglianqiaojiniguangrongde！”yaocuihuadeshoujiugentieqianzisideqiadesuchenglenghanzhimao，takebushihaoniederuanshizi，chaoqijingzi……
suchengxinxiang：jiekanzhongdedongxijiumeiyounongbudaoshoude，takanbukandeshangwo，yongnizheilaonvrenduozui？
tayanjingdiliuliudesichukan，kandaozhuoshangbeifenchengliangduifangdetangcibeiyanjingshunjianjiuliangle，suishouduanlebeicoudaozuibianzuoshiyaohe。
yaocuihuayanjingyizha，jiukanjiansuchengduanlezijixiaguoyaodebeizi，dunshihedezuichundouduosuo：
“渴死鬼投胎啊你！
“zheishijikerenyongdebeizi！”
tajidepuguoquqiangguobeizi，jinzhangdefangdaozhuoshangjiaoluodeweizhi，niutouehenhendewanlesuchengliangyan。
suoyourendouyaochicai，yaocuihuakendingbuhuibayaofangcaili，nengbeixiayaodedifangjiuzhishengshuibeile。
suchengkantazheimejinzhang，dunshijiuzhidaozheisangebeizi，kendingshixiaguoyaojitamensazhunbeide。
那剩下的……
jiushitamenzijidebeizilou？
talimachenyaocuihuabuzhuyi，yongyiniancongkongjianquchubao，zaimoshijibianyidongwupeizhongdeyaofangjinqu，zheizhongyaodeyaoxiaolaidemengqudekuai，shijiantaizhangtapazijierduozaozui。
mudedachengsuchengyebufeihua，zhuanshenqutangwuzuozaisudaqiangshenbian，gaizuodetadouyijingzuole，shengxiadejiushidengtamenyaoxiaofazuole。
henanzhengcetousaoletaliangyan，shensuideyandimanshitanjiu，tazuodeweizhihenteshu，qiahaokanjianlesuchengzaichufanglimiandexiaodongzuo，taganjuesuchengjiugenmiside，beiqiyaneimeduoniandoushouyangmudeweixiebufankang，tiaowanhequexianghuanlegerenside，mingmingkeyibashiqinggaosuta，quexuanzezijiqubaofuyangfumujia。
她是突然开窍了吗？
他很好奇……
纸包里到底是啥药。
sufukanjiansucheng，yanshenjiuxiangshishiluludeshetou，congtoudaojiaobatatianlegebian，zheilian！zheiyao！zhendaijingera……tahenbudelimabatadeyifusilezhijiekaishiguyong。
zheilaodongxi！yaocuihuaduancaichulaikanjiansufudeyanshen，qidehenhenzaitayaoshangqialeliangba：
“你干啥呢？”
“酒咋不拿？”
sufutengdetiaoqilai，xiangma，kankansuchengyourenle，“duidui，qiaowozheijixingjiuzabunani！”tashuozhejiulimaqishenqunajiule。
henkuaijiujiunalaile，yaocuihuagaoxingdemanmianhongguang，buzhudezhaohuhenanzhenghexieshuangchicai。
“贺同志。”
“谢同志。”
“changchangzheijirouzayang，xiawuwozhuanmengencunlirenhuande，womenjiamingzhudunlehenzhangshijian，xiangdehen，nimenbiekeqiganjinchenrechi。”
“shiashia，chenrechi，roulianglejiubuhaochile。”zhangmingzhujiehua，tachuanzhehongqunzimozhehongzuichun，dabandegenxinniangside，yanshenzhiredexiangyaochilehenanzheng……
jihenanzhengexindekuaitule，tatebiexiangbazhuozijixianle，danxiangdaosuchengwangbeizilixiadedongxi……tahaishiqiangxingrenle，ditouchifan。
xiefengpiepiezui，zheixienvrenzazheimefuqianni？doubuzhidaohetuanshishamoguijiubeimideshenhundiandaode，lianhaokannengdangfanchima？
他没当回事。
该吃菜吃菜。
suchengtoutoudeguancha，jianxiefengchizhechizhezaiyaonaodai，ganjueyaoxiaoqilejiulvxianpazaizhuozishangzhuangyun，xiefenghehenanzhengjinsuiqihou，dougenduandiansidepazaizhuozishang。
aiyouyoulailelaile！yaocuihualiangyanliangdexiangelangjianlerou，jimangzhanqilaixingchongchongdezhihui，“kuaikuaikuai，bahetuanzhangtaiwuliqu，mingzhunibaneiyaonaguolai，duishangshuijihetuanzhangguanjinqu！kuaidianer，zhuajinshijiandaochuangshangguyonghuaizaiqu。”
“hao！”zhangmingzhubatuijiupao，queganjueyigureqizhichongnaomener，shentiruandezhijiezaidaosufuhuaili，niuzheyaoshouzaitahuailidaochuluanmo，zuilihaishenzhibuqingdejiaozhe：
“贺哥哥……”
“我好难受……”
“你摸摸人家嘛~”
neiyisheng‘“hegege”jiaode，bizuiniandemaiyatangdounianhu，henanzhengtingdeyachidouyaojinle，ganjuezijikenengshibeixiajiangtoule，fouzezahuirenyousuchengzhetengshouzheizhongzui？
“mingzhu！”yaocuihuadengdayan，kansufudeshouluozaizhangmingzhushenshang，jidepaoguoquxianglakaita：“zhengdanidegouyankankan！laosegui！zheishimingzhubushineixiaosaohulijing！”
kesufuhezhangmingzhuzhengshangtou，nalishineimerongyilakaide？henkuaiyaocuihuayeredetuoleyishang……xingchongchongdejiaruzheichangkuanghuan，sanjuyounideshentigensanmingzhisidejiaodie，hunluandejiaoshengnengchongpowuding。
叫的又脏又贱！
cidesuchengermodouyaopole。
taganoulejisheng，paqilai，renzhexiangtudeganjuesichufanzhao。
zuizhongzaichuangdixiadedongli，zhaodaoleluqingshanliujiyuanzhudezhuozi，haiyouyaocuihuadexiaojinku，yizhangzhangdedatuanjiebeikundefangfangzhengzheng。
suchengyongjiaozhitouxiang，douzhidaoshiyuanzhujialesihuidecaili，haobuyouyudequanzhuangjinlezijidekongjian，yaocuihuatamenmeiminghuazheiqianle，jiurangtaxingzhengyititamenhualeba！
henanzhengtingsuchengjinwule，caiganbayanjingzhengkai，tazaoyoufangbei，heshuishibianhebiantu，dankanjianyanqiandeqingjinghaishibuzhidaogaishuosha。
这招数。
太野了。
taburuzaitianbahuo……henanzhenglianshangyangqiyehuaidexiao，bayoudengsaodaodishangsanluandeyifushang，huoshihenkuaijiumanyandaoleqiangjiaoduidechai。
suchengchulaikanjian，haiyiweishiyaocuihuatamenfangunzhuangdaode，jiuzhijiepaodaowaimiandahan：
“救命啊！”
“快来人呐！”
“我家着火了！”
cunlirenjiadouzhudejin，tazheiliangsangzihaodebangecundoutingjianle，henkuaisujiamenwaijiuweimanleren，jipenshuijiubahuojimiele。
jiushikandaowuli，yaocuihuatamensabaihuahuadeshenti，dajiadunshichenmodexiangcanjiasangliside。
老天爷！
这是啥鬼热闹啊？
laosujiawanerzheimehuade？
“苏丫头……”
“你爹妈这……”
cunzhangzhaoyongjingdaile，tahuole50niandoumeijianguozheizhongchangmian。
“wo……wobuzhidao。”suchengmanyanbuganzhixindejinghuang，“wochizhefanturanbuzhidaozajiuyundaole，xinglaijiufaxianjializhehuole……”
说着她脸色一变：
“完了！”
“贺团长呢？”
她边喊边进屋。
zhaoyongtingjianshunjianjile，yaorangjiefangjuntongzhizaitamencunlichushi，tazheicunzhangyesuanshizuodaotoule。
“赶紧帮着找！”
“把她们分开！”
“tamaderendoudiusile！”
zhongrenjidegenzhesuchengjinwu，jiukanjianhenanzhenghexiefengyundaole，doutangzaiwulidedishang，suchengjiaolehuierhenanzhengjiuyouyoudexingle。
suchengmeijuedeyiwai，tadejuhaixuyaohenanzhengbangmangni！suoyiteyizaishenshangsalejiemiyaodeyaoshui，henanzhengyaobuxing，neijiujianguile，tafuqihenanzhengdao：“hetuanzhang，wobamatamensangehaoxiangzhongxiele，niyoumeiyoujuedenalibushufu？”
yuqijiwuguyouzhenjingde，jiuhaoxiangzijishadoubuzhidaoside，erhenanzhengcongtadeyanjingli，yemeiyoukanchusihaoxinxuhehaipa。
“womeishi。”henanzhengdexingqubeitiqilaile，shensuideyanjinglitouchujifenwanweidexiaoyi，tinghaoqisuchengjinwanzhunbeizenme“xibai”ziji。
就侧头吩咐赵勇：
“村长。”
“把她们弄醒。”
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