xiangbudaozuozheyousanwanshuihuiyongzheizhongfangshizhankai《bailongtuoyi》juqingdemiaoxie，jirenfeichangdadejingxi，kanhouyouyizhongyiyouweijindeganjue，zhujiaozuoyimaxiaowanzuizhongjiejuyeshihenjingxide，xiaoshuozhuyaojiangleshangcilibeishiqingjinzunshuabao，jilewoliangqian，wohaiyaoliuyiqiankuaizhongxinjinyu。laojiamianrongniuqu，kenengxiangma……
我都被搞懵了。
zheihuoshuotazaiketing，jiushidianshitouping？
zixiyikan，dianshishangdeta，shenzixiekaozaitaishiyishang，mianqianshiyigebitouhaidadebo，bolishidapenmiantiao，zhengzaixiliuzhe。neifenliang，jigedalaoyeganwandoufeijing，lixiaoxiaochidewanme？
“wei！nizheimedanxiao，zenmejiwopingshi？”lixiaoxiaozaidianshilibianchimiantiao，lianhuaibumandiwendao。
“bushi……dajie，nibuzaijialia？”wofeichangwuyu。
lixiaoxiaoyouxieshengqile，fangxiamiantiao：“woyoushuoguowozaijialima？haiyou，nijiaosheidajieni！”
dianshitoupingdeshengyinjida，zhendewonaodaiwengwengxiang，wowuzhuerduo，ganmangjiaotaxiaodiansheng。dailixiaoxiaofangxiaoleshengyin，wowendao：“nibuzaijia，youshidianhuazhijieshuobuchengme？nihaijiaowokaimen，shangerlou！hedewohaiyiweijinleguiwu！”
“wozaiwaimianzuozhiboyigeduoyue，danshoujixianshijialiyizhichanshengshuifei，zhenghaoniqule，wojiaonishangerlouguanyixiashuilongtouzenmele？renjiasongwaimaide，fujiafuwuhaikeyidailajixialouni！”lixiaoxiaomanlianxiemanlewugu。
“dailajineiyedeyourenzaijia！nibuzaijiahaibamenjinmimagaosuwo，wanyidiuledongxisuansheide？”
lixiaoxiaowenyan，chaoxiaodao：“nigetulaomao！wojiamenjinkaiyicizidonghuanyicimima，zhiyouwoshoujicainengshouxinmima，nixiacigenbenjinbuqu。zaishuole，wojiaquanshizhinengxitong，yuzuijinbaoangangtinglianwang，nigangjinruwuzijiuchuyujiankongdangzhong，suibiannazouyiyangdongxi，baoanershimiaoneigandao。”
**！
tazheishidasuanmiejuexiaotouzheigexingye？
woyebukeqile，saoleyixiashafashangdehui，zuolexiaqu，dasuanwenyixiatayudaoshashile，gaogeyuanchengwenzhen。gangzuoxiaqu，shafaturanchuanlaiyigejiqirenshengyin：“mosheng**。nan，wendusanshiliudianjiu，shidubaifenzhiliushi，qingjiedu……nanyigusuan。neizhisannian，muqiantengtongchengduweixiaoyiji。”
woshunjiancongshafashangbengleqilai。
沙发这么高端吗？
lixiaoxiaozaineitoutingleshafadebobao，hahadaxiao：“nineizhisannian，zabuqugediao？”
“zheibumeikong……bushi，nigenwochezheiduziganma！nidaodiyudaoshashiyaoqingyu？ganjinshuoba，womangzheni。”woganjuezaizheigewuzi，jiuhaoxianghunshenbeiboguanglegonglixiaoxiaokan，feichangbuzizai。
“shipinliyishibanhuiershuobuqingchu，wozhiboguojitianjieshu，daoshihuilailianxini。”lixiaoxiaohuida。
woshuo：“neinijintianjiaolaojiacuiwolaiganma？”
lixiaoxiaohuidao：“wobudexiankankannizhangshayangme？ruguozhangdexiangdajieshangweisuoshengun，wojiuzhaobierenle。buguonihaitingshuaide，gangcaiwujiaoliderentitanceyisaomiaoleniyibian，shengao、tizhong、jiankangzhuangkuangdoubucuo，jiunile！womashangyaozhibole，xianguale，nizouzhiqianjideguanyixiashuilongtou。”
“……”
diyiciyudaoqingyinyangyuhaiyaoxiankanyuxianshengzhangxiangde！
wogujilixiaoxiaoshifuerdaixiaoguniang，buranyebuhuikaikoujiuchushiwankuai，youdianequweiyezhengchang。
shangerlouguanleshuilongtou，chumenqian，teyikanleyixiawujiaobanrengaodexiaojiqiren，dadadeyanjing，haitingkeaide，xiangshenshouqumomota，jieguotashuohuale：“shengun，biepengwo！”
woteme……zheijiqirenzheimemeijiaoyang？
“一加一等于几？”
“二。”
“二加二等于几？”
“四。”
“sijiasijianidayedetoufadengyuji？”
“嘟嘟嘟……”
zainiubibujiushigepojiqime，haiganmawoshengun！
suiranbuzhidaogaoguaidelixiaoxiaoyudaoleshenmenanshi，dangaodinglezheimegexiaofupokehu，chumenzhihou，juedekongqihenqingxin，buyouzizhudichuiqilekoushao。huidaopuzi，jingranfaxianlaojiadunzaidishang，yifusilediedeshenqing，bianshanghaiyouyiduidejiupingzi。
哎呀我去！
zheixingzoudehuopixiu，yidazaohaiqudiwangyudenglilifanpaizini，zahuishi？
“zale？mofeinidiezuotianjinituomeng，shuotazaixiamianguodebuhao？”wowendao。
“hongyanbominga，hongyanbominga……”laojiachouzheyan，nannandishuodao，taitouchoulewoliangyan，jiezheshuoleyigelingwowubizhenjingdexiaoxi：“lilisile。”
“shawanyier？！”wotiaoleqilai。
laojiatanlekouqi，shiyiwojinpuzishuo。
laojiagaosuwo，zheixietian，lilizaibawangzuidejiachizhixia，hongdefazi，shenbianjinzhubuduan，liantaqudianzhongdouyaopaidui。qiantianhaiyudaoyigenanfanglaidejinzhu，xiangqulili，lilibuyuanyi，binggaosunanfangjinzhu，zijizang，duitabugongping。nanfangjinzhulijiebulelilidexiangfa，yiweishiyinweihuangdongdecunzai，daozhililibuken。
zheigenanfangjinzhuyechiqing，jileyibiqianjihuangdong，jiaotalikailili。
huangdongshouleqian，quebuxiangdiudiaolilizheigezhangqifanpiao，zuolegeju。
neitianlilizhengchutaiyunanfangjinzhuzaijiudianni，huangdongdaizheyiqunhedalejiudehunzi，chongdaofangjianli，dahankuaizhua**fan，bingpaishipin，qiaozhananfangjinzhujiqian，bujiqianjiubaojing。
lilihenshengqi，jiaonanfangjinzhubuyaopa，tahuizuozhengzijijiushixiaojie，bucunzai**。
huangdongjingxinshejidejushibai，naoxiuchengnu，zhaohuhunhunjiangnanfangjinzhudadelaocan。
lilijile，paoguoquhuzhunanfangjinzhu。
huangdongzheigechushengyijingfengle，tajiezhezuiyi，yuyiqunxiaohunhunbalilijiqiangle……
wanshizhihou，huangdonghuidaojia，rengranzuidexilihutu，shuidaobanyelaniao，jingranmeiqucesuo，duizhebawangzuiyugang，yipaoniaofanglexiaqu。bawangzuiyoujiepi，meitianxuhuanliangcishui，ruhenengjingdeqitayipaosaoniao？
果然。
法力反噬了！
dangshi，lilizhengyigerenshihunluopodizouzaihuchenghebian，buxiaoxinzhuiheerwang。
woqideshuangmuchuxue，yaguanzhandou：“huangdongrenni？！”
“wangbaduzigaisi！talawanniaojixushui，shuilegebaxiaoshi，youjuedekougan，jingranxilihutubayuganglideniaoshuihele，bawangzuiyetunlexiadu。yuzaiduzilimian，jiangtadexinganchangfeishenquankenlegexibalan，siwuquanshi！neiqunhunhun，xianzaiyequanbeidaiqilaile！”laojiayaoyaqiechidishuodao。
wojingdewanquanbuzhisuoyi，neixinqiran。
lilicongshidexingyesuibuguangcai，dantazhishiyigeqiqiubeiweihuozhe，huaiyouneixindixiandeguniang，zenmehuizaodaorucibukandejieju？zaineiyike，woshenzhibuzhidaohaisililide，daodishinanfangjinzhu，huangdong，haishiwo。
死一般的沉默。
laojiaconghuailitaochuleyifengxin：“lilishitiyifulizhaodaode，taxiejinidexin。”
