《beinvyoushuailehou,wosongtaquanjiaquhecha》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youdahuangyujingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaolimingliqingchengmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian,zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。“qujiaojiao,shuoqilaiqiguai,womenzaiyiqideneitian,zhenghaogongchangzaifenfang,gaibuhuinijiushibenzhewobamadefangzilaideba?”……。
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“wokanlimingyeshibaiyanlang,womenbuzhidaodehua,bujiucuoguaiqujiale。”
zheixiebumingzhenxiangdequnzhong,suizhetamendesanyanliangyu,youkaishigenqiangtoucaoyiyang。
wojiuanjingdetingzhetamenyueshuoyuenantingdehua。
dengdaotamenjihuyigebikongchuqideshihou,wowojinquantoudashenghoudao:“bieshuodehaoxiangwobeinimenzhaoguyiyang,wobamadeyichan,haiyoutamenliuxialaideliangpiaobupiao,budoubeinimennaqulema?!”
wozheiyishengnuhou,rangsuoyourendouanjinglexialai。
他们这才恍然大悟。
wobamagongzuoleyibeizi,zaichangliqinqinkenkende,gongzidoushizanxialaide,jibenshangmeiyoushenmedakaixiao。
lianwoyeyenainaihewaigongwaipodeyichan,yedoushiliujitamende。
meiniandoushizuijiayouxiuyuangonghezuijiaqinlaoyuangong,gongchangjidejianglidoubushao。
qiqibabazhengheqilai,fangzaijianglaishinian,neiyeshiyibijukuanle。
guangshizheixiedongxi,jiuranggongchangbushaorenyanhong,doushuowoshengdehao,jianglaizhiyaowobutaihunzhang,wodouhuiyishiwuyou。
youzheixiedongxizai,woyagenjiubuxuyaoqujiadezhaogu。
genghekuang,woyeshigeyoushouyoujiaodechengnianren。
zhongrenfanyingleguolai,shunjianyaquewushengle。
womuguangsisidedingzhequjiaojiao,
“nimenqujiadoukuaihuobuqile,rendouyaoesile,nalilaidezheimeduoqianbanimenyijiayangdebiaofeitizhuang,hainengyouxianqianquchuangyele。”
“nimeigeyuedouyouxinyifuchuan,nididiyeshangdeqixue,haiyoutameicidoushiyongdezuixindewenju。nimenyijiazhengdelezheimeduoma?”
wozheiyifanhua,rangtamenlianggedouyakouwuyanle。
gangganghaizhenzhenyoucideerren,xianzaiyiyanbufa。
所有人都沉默了。
qujiaojiaozuiyingdeshuodao:“neigeshihounihainianqing,neixiedongxiliuzainishenshang,niyeshoubuzhu,kendinghuidashoudajiaodehuale。”
“shuodaodi,yeshiwojiazhaoguleni,cairangnishaozouleneimeduokenglu。buranniyigeguer,neimeduorenduinihushidandan,nizaojiubeichiganmojingle。”
wokanxiangliqingcheng:“wojiadeqinqineimeshao,nishuodegaibuhuishiliqingchengjiaba?”
yishijian,liangrendouchenmole。
mingyanrendounengkandechulai,zheiliangrenshichuanyitiaokuzide。
shuomeishenmeguanxi,sheixiangxinni?
genghekuang,neigeshihoushiqujiaojiaodaizhetadefumushangmen,feishuoyaozhaoguwo,bawojieguoquzhude。
haishuochizaodoushiyijiaren,jianbudewowufuwumu,keliandehen。
ranerxianzai,tamenquetantuwodeyiqie。
henbudejiangwosaodichumen。
woduiqujiaojiaozaojiushiwangtouding,yijingbuzaibaoyouyisihuanxiangle。
“neixiecaichandoudangshiwomailegejiaoxun,xianzaibafangzijiwo,wojiukeyishenmedoubujijiaole。”
qujiaojiaolianseyouxiehuangzhang,tayijingchedimeilezhuyi。
muguangyizhizailuansao,youyiwuyidikanlehaojiyanliqingcheng。
liqingchenghuiyi,dashengshuodao:“fangzibunengjita!”
wolengyankanzheta,“liqingcheng,nikoukoushengshengshuoshiwodetangdi,quebangzhewairenyiqilaisuanjiwo,niyoushenmezigeshuobunengbafangzihaijiwo?nimenshenmeshihoulangbeiweijiande?haishishuo,congyikaishinimenjiuzaisuanjiwo!”
liqingchengdunshiyaran,shuobuchuyigezilai。
qitarengengshihenbudebatadejiliangguchuolanle。
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