youzuozhe“jidaozhihuo”bianxiewanchengde《beipolihunhouwotanpaile》，shiyibuguanyuzhujiaosuxuanxiaruobingzhijiangushidedoushishenghuowen，xiaoshuojianjie：benyiweisuxuanshigeqianligu，nacengxiang，jielehunhou，jingranchiqileruanfan，zhengtianyoushouhaoxian，wusuoshishi，rangtazongbeixiayuzhenshuluo，mianzishangxiabulaitai。……
“nibazijichuidetianhualuanzhui，buyeshishushouwuce，jiubulerenma？”
suxuanlengxiaoyisheng，meiyousihaokeqidao：“nilaoshiyoumeiyoujiaoguoni，dazheweishi，dangxiashiweishi，haizhuanjia，zhuantoudezhuanme？
haikaorushijiedingjixuefu，lianjibenduirenzunzhongdelimaodoubudong，yishenxuewendouzuodaogoushenshangleba？”
“你说什么……”
wangyilianseyibian，meixiangdaosuxuanjuranganrucijifengta，buyouborandanu，“zheiniantou，jianghushengunpianziduo，bieyiweiwobuzhidaonidadeshenmesuanpan。
haibushitingshuoluozongxunuoguo，sheinengzhihaobingren，ganyuanyishenxiangxu，suoyixiangyaoguolaimengpianyifan，shiyebushi？”
“hehe，nizheishiyijizhixin，durenzhifu，kanlaiwangzhuanjiaqianlaizhenbing，yagenjiushibieyoumude，lingyousuotule？”
suxuanchixiaoyisheng，lenglengdao：“gumingdiaoyuzhitu，zijiwochuohaidaizheyouseyanjingkanbieren，jiunizheidizhonghaidenianji，erzidoudajiangyouleba？
haipaoguolaijiyuluozongdemeimao，zenme，xiangrangrenjiajinizuoxiaosanhaishiqingren，nilaopozhidaoma？”
“你你你……”
wangyibeisuxuanyifanqiangbaijifeng，qidemanlianzhanghong，hunshenzhandong，“wo，woxianzaihaishijieranyishen，nixiuyaowumieyuwo……”
“hehe，nizheigenianlinghaidanshende，bushixinliyouwenti，jiushishengliyouwenti，bujuba！”suxuansaoleyanwangyideqise，dandandao。
“你你……”
wangyiganjuexiongkousaileyituangangzhen，jihuyaoqizhalefei，“luozong，nizenmeshuo，kankan，zheijiushiniqinglaideshengun，jianzhiyourusiwen……”
洛妖娆：“……”
mianduiyanqianyimu，luoyaoraodunshitoumaolenghan。
tawanwanmeixiangdao，zheiliangrenhuichaochengzheiyang，fanyingyetaidale，guorantongxingshiyuanjiaa！
buguo，zheishidaoyebuguaisuxuan，wanquanshiwangzhuanjiatiaoqide。
“neige……wangzhuanjia，zhiqianyeshinidehuashaoweizhonglexie，rangsushenyijidongle，jiwogemianzi，dajiagetuiyibu……”luoyaoraoshenxikouqi，quanjiedao。
shuoshihua，liangbiandoushitaqinglaide，ziransheiyebuxiangqingyidezui。
“heng，luozong，zheijiushinidetaiduma？
nijuranningkexiangxinyigepianzi，yebuxiangxinwozheigezhuanjia，womendehezuodaociweizhi，gaoci！”wangyinuhengyisheng，fuxiuerqu。
zheijiahuobeisuxuandangzhongxiluo，jieletongchu，nahaiyoulianjixudaixiaqu。
“王专家……”
“嘭~”
yidaoshuaimenshengchuanlai，wangyideshenyingxiaoshizaimenkou。
洛妖娆：“……”
“sushenyi，haiyaomafannichushoule！”
luoyaoraozhenglezheng，lianmanghuizhuansixu，jiangzhuyilifangzailesuxuanshenshang，yanzhongtouzhekuxiaoheqidaidao。
“biaojie，dengdeng，zheijiahuo……kaopuma？”
dunshi，tangyumengyouxiezhiyidekanxiangsuxuan，duifangkanzheyemeiyoubizijidaduoshao，taganjuewangzhuanjiashuodeyouxiedaoli。
“xiaomei，bienao，suxianshengshiwoqinglaideguike！”
luoyaoraokanxiangbiaomei，buyouweiweitouteng，wangzhuanjiayijingbeiqizoule，kebunengzaijiangsuxuanyedezuile。
“buxing，yimadebingqingrongbudebandianmahu，ruoshichuleyiwaizhuihuimoji！”dangji，tangyumengyouxiekangjudekaikoudao。
“yongrenbuyi，yirenbuyong，nixiangzenmeyang？”
“shiguanrenming，woyemeiyouweinannideyisi，zhishaonidezhengmingyixia！”tangyumengningzhemei，chenshengdao。
“hehe，zenmezhengming？”
suxuanlengxiaoyisheng，yuqizhongtouzhejifenbunai，beirenlianfanzhiyi，huansheixinqingyebuhuihao。
“zhei……neinikankanwoyoushenmemaobing，ruoshishuodedui，bianzhengmingniyoujifenzhenbenshi！”tangyumengyanjingyizhuan，jishangxinlai。
taganggangzuowantijian，shentijiankangdehen，duifangdanfanshuotayouwenti，biankedangchangjiechuan！
suxuansaoleyantangyumeng，dandandao：“woguanniyanshenhuansan，miansechaohong，zuijinshibushijingchangzuolibuan，momingxinhuang！
lingwai……**fenmiwuzengduo，jingchangxinxuwenluan，youshijingshenweimi，shiyebushi？”
“我……”
tangyumengwenyan，buyouxintouyitiao，meimouyuandeng，sihu……haoxiangzhenbeishuozhongle。
“wo……wozheishishenmebing，yanbuyanzhong？”
suxuanmeiyoulihuiliansejinzhangdetangyumeng，zhijielaidaobingchuangqian，kanleyanbingren，dandandao：“sichun，zhaogenanpengyoujiuhaole！”
“奥！”
tangyumengerandiantou，xuanjimengdefanyingguolai，“shenme？nigewangbadan，**xialiu，gunainaihenipinle……”
“pu……mengmeng，zainaoworangrenbanidaixiaqule！”
dunshi，luoyaoraobuyouguanershixiao，takehenshaojiandaobiaomeichibie。
“wangbadan，nijigunainaidengzhe！”
tangyumengxiusaodemanliantonghong，meixiangdaoduifanghuidangzhongshuochuruciqingbozhiyan，xinlisuanshichedijiangsuxuanjijihenshangle。
“suxiansheng，womuqindebing，haiyoudezhime？”
luoyaoraoshensetouzhejifenjinzhang，xiaoxindezhuiwendao。
“duile，jiangnizhiqianshuodeyaotangnalaijiwokankan！”
suxuankanzhebingchuangshangxianruhunmideanxiangmeifu，meitouzhouqi，xinzhongjibenyouleduanlun。
“稍等！”
luoyaoraoyingleyisheng，lianmangmingrenjiangyaotangdecanzhaquleguolai。
suxuanjianchaleyixia，yanzhongshanguoyisilengmang，tingshuozheigeyaofangshiluojiabeihoudekaoshanzaiwudaojieqingdegaorendiaopeide。
duibingrendebingqingsuibunenggenzhi，dannengkongzhi，yizhiyilai，bingqingdoushiyikaozheigemizhideyaotanglaiwendingde。
“zheiyao……youwenti？”
luoyaoraochayanguanse，xiaoxinyiyizhuiwendao。
“嗯，回头再说！
nizhunbeidiandongxi，zhizhu，xishuai，zhanglang……aochengnongtang，chenrequlai！”suxuanshuochujigemingzi，kaikou，jiaodaidao。
“tianna，zheidoushixieshenmewanyi，haiaochengnongtang，niexinbuexin！”dunshi，yipangdetangyumengtingdaozheixie，liandoubaile。
zhishinaozilixiangxiang，bianganjueweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。
luoyaoraohoulongrudongleyixia，suiranbuzhidaosuxuanyoushenmeyongyi，queyebugandaiman，lianmangfenfurenquanpaile。
“nimuqindeqingkuanghenbuhao，zaiwanjitianjiuhuitianfashule，bimianyiwai，woxianfengzhutadexinmai！”suxuanjiaodaiyisheng，dangjishizhanshouduan，fengzhulebingrendexinmai。
“you……youxiaoguole……”
dunshi，suizhesuxuandeshiwei，luoyaoraokandaomuqincangbaideliansejianjianhongrunqilai，buyoujidongdexintiaojiasu。
“woyexuyaozhunbeidiandongxi，chuqudagedianhua，zheiduanshijianliqianwanbuyaorangrenwangdonglingzundeshenti！”suxuanzhengzhongjiaodaidao。
“sushenyi，nifangxin，woqinzizaizheilikanzhe，sheiganpengmuqin，wohetapinming！”luoyaoraolianmangdiantou，xinzhongyongqiwuxiandexiwang。
“嗯！”
suxuanyingleyisheng，bianqishenchulefangjian。
“biaojie，zheiwangbadankanqilaidaoshiyoudianmendao，danyuanbushizhuangshennonggui！”tangyumengkanzhexiaoshizaimenkoudeshenying，renbuzhufufeidao。
luoyaoraogangyaodingzhubiaomeibuyaoluanshuohua，yidaoxingfendeshengyinbiancongmenwaichuanlejinlai。
“jie，madebingyouxiwangle，nikanwobasheiqinglaile？”
suizhehuayinluoxia，zhijianyishenbaixizhuangdeshuaiqiqingniancongcongzoulejinlai，zhengshiluoyaoraodeqindidiluoshujie。
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