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精彩章节

1wuyejinghunwuyeshierdianban，chuangtoudeshoujiwengwengzhendong，bushinaozhong，shiwodetianhuaban。“dong！dong！

kuangdang！”loushangyoukaishile。neishuxide、fangfoyaobadibanduochuandejiezou，

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paidui、zhengchao、nuodongjiajudeshengyin，jihuzhanjulewomeiyigeyewan。wozhengzhazhecongchuangshangzuoqilai，

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shangciwoshangquqiaomen，neigehuazhejingzhizhuangrongdenvhaizhikailetiaomenfeng，yongyanbaipielewoyiyan，

fuyandishuoleju“zhidaole”，ranhoudangzhewodemian“peng”diguanshanglemen。zhihou，zaoyinyijiu。renxiaqu？

kemingtianzaoshangqidianwohaiyouyigezhongyaodehuiyi，zaibushuiwokenengjiuyaocusizaigongweishangle。woshenxiyikouqi，

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pingshichulewuyefatongzhi，jibenmeirenshuohua。woyouyuzaisan，haishiyongzuibeiwei、zuilimaodeyuqi，

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”woshenzhihaijialeyigeshuangshouheshideemojibiaoqing，shengpazijideyuqiyouyisibutuo。fachuquhou，

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wozhangshuyikouqi，xinxiang，yexugongkaichangheshuoyixiahaishiyouyongde。wofangxiashouji，zhunbeizhongxintangxia。

kejiuzaizheishi，shoujipingmu“ding”diliangle。shiwanghaodehuifu。tameiyouhuifuwodewenti，

ershizhijiezaiqunlishuaichuleyizhangjietu——shiwoganggangsiliaota，

yonggengkeqidecuociqingtaanjingyidiandeliaotianjilu。jietuxiamian，shitaqingpiaopiaodeyijuhua。“yo，

yigezufangdeshechu，haiguanqiyezhulaile？”2qunchaofengbaoyishunjian，

woganjuequanshendexueyedouchongshangletouding。wodedanaowengdeyisheng，kongbaile。tazenmezhidaowoshizufangde？

erqie，zheigenwoshibushizukeyouguanxima？zaigonggongqunlizhijieguachuwodesiliaojietu，

haiyongzheizhongchaofengdeyuqi……wohaimeilaidejifanying，qunlijiuxiangbeitouxialeyikezhadan，shunjianzhakaileguo。

yigetouxiangshigepangtouyudezhanghao，wojideshi10loude，likegenshang：“xiaosi，wanggeshuodeduia，

xianzaidezuhuzhenbazijidanggencongle。”lingyigejiao“meimeima”dezhanghaoyetiaolechulai：“jiushi，

womenmaifangdedoumeishuoshani，zufangdedaoxianjiaoqilaile。xianchaonihuangedifangzhubei。”“xiaoguniang，

bietaibazijidanghuishi，nianqingrenaogeyezenmele？”“jiushi，meiqianjiubiezhuzheimehaodexiaoquma，

genwomenyezhucoushenmerenao。”wodeshoujiaokaishifaliang。womeixiangdao，yijuzuizhengchangbuguodeqingqiu，

jingranhuiyinlaizheiyangdeweigong。neixiepingshizaidiantiliyudaohuidiantouweixiaodelinju，cikezaiwangluodemianjuxia，

luchulezuikebo、zuiaomandezuilian。erwanghao，xianranhenxiangshouzheizhongbeirenzhuipengdeganjue。

tayoufaleyijuhua：“dajiabiezheimeshuoma，renjiaxiaoguniangyigerenzaidachengshidapinburongyi，

baitianzaigongsibeilaobanma，wanshanghuilaihaidetingwomenzheixie‘yezhu’dezaoyin，shitingkeliande。

”tazheijukansi“tiliang”dehua，quebirenheyijurumadougengedu。

tabawodingzaile“kelian”、“diceng”、“shouqibao”dechiruzhushang。jinjiezhe，

zuirangwobengkuideyimuchuxianle。yigehuoyuefenzi，

bawodeweixintouxiang——yizhangwochuqulvyoushipaideshenghuozhao，pchengleyizhangbiaoqingbao。

zhaopianshangdewobeidaishangleyidinganquanmao，lianshangtuleliangtuoheisedewuzi，

pangbianhaipeizheyixingdazi：“gongdibanzhuanzhong，wurao！”neizhangchouloudetupian，beiwanghaodiyigefalechulai，

houmianjingenzheyichuan“hahahahahaha”dedaxiao。“wanggeniubi！zheitujuele！”“hahahaha，

taixingxiangle！”“@5-0-2-xiao-zhao，kuaikan，zheishibushinia？haitingxiangdema！

”qunlichongmanlekuaihuodekongqi。tamennawodezunyandangzuoyichangwuyedekuanghuan，meigerendoushanglaicaishangyijiao，

laizhangxianzijide“yezhu”shenfen，lairongruzheigeyou“fangjia”goujianqilaide、kexiaodeyouyueganquanzi。

wosisidiyaozhezuichun，changdaoleyisixuexingwei。shentiyinweijizhidefennuerweiweizhandou。shoujipingmudeguang，

yingzaiwolianshang，binglengcigu。wokanzheneigedingzhewotouxiangdechouloubiaoqingbao，zaiqunlibeiyicicizhuanfa，

neixieciyande“hahahaha”，xiangyibabajiandao，fanfuqiegezhewozuihouyidiantimian。woshenzhinengxiangxiangdao，

602dewanghaohetaneibangpengyou，cikezhengnazheshouji，kanzhewodejiongpo，xiaodeqianyanghouhe。zaitamenyanli，

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sheihuiweileyigezukequdezuizhenzhengdeyezhuni？guliwuyuan。zheisigezi，

congweiruciqingxidiluozaiwodexinshang。womeiyouku，yemeiyouzaiqunlixiesidilididuima。yinweiwozhidao，

neizhihuirangtamengengxingfen，rangwogengxiangyigexiaochou。womomodiguandiaoleweixin，jiangshoujidaokouzaichuangtoujushang。

loushangdeyinlehekuangxiaosheng，youyicixiangleqilai，bizhiqiangengjiasiwujidan。

neishengyinxiangshizaiqingzhutamendeshengli，xiangshizaichaoxiaowodebuziliangli。wozaiheianzhongzuolehenjiu，

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3yinzangdedipaiwochizhejiaoxiachuang，meiyoukaideng，pingzhejiyizoudaoshufang。

yueguangcongbaiyechuangdefengxilisajinlai，zaidimianshangqiegechujidaocangbaideguanghen。wozoudaoshuzhuoqian，wanxiayao，

lakailezuixiamianneigeshanglesuodechouti。yaochipengzhuangfachuqingcuideshengxiang，

zaizheisijidefangjianlixiandegewaituwu。choutilimeiyoujinyinzhubao，

zhiyouyitahouhoude、yongniupizhidaijingxinbaoguodewenjian。wobatamennachulai，fangzaizhuoshang，jiekaixisheng。

shouxianyingruyanliande，shiyifen《zichanweituoguanlixieyi》。jiafangshiwofuqin，yifangshiwo。xieyixiamian，

shijishibenanhongsede《budongchanquanzhengshu》。diyiben，wosuishoufankai。quanliren：zhaosiyuan。

fangwuzuoluo：xingfulixiaoquadong1danyuan101shi。dierben。quanliren：zhaosiyuan。

fangwuzuoluo：xingfulixiaoquadong1danyuan102shi。disanben，201shi。disiben，202shi。

……diwuben，502shi，yejiushiwoxianzaizhudezheitao。diliuben，602shi，wanghaoxianzaizhudeneitao。

……woyiyeyiyedifankanzhe，zhidaozuihouyiben，dingceng1802shi。zhengdonglou，adong1danyuan，

cong1loudao18lou，gongji34taogongyu，meiyibenfangchanzhengshang，douqingqingchuchudixiezhewodemingzi。sannianqian，

wodaxuebiye，woneizuoleyibeizishiye、xianwanggouhedianzizhifumafan、zhixiangxin“yipuyangsandai”defuqin，

batajiwozhunbeidejiazhuang，tiqianjiaojilewo。bushiqian，bushigongsigufen，ershizheizhengzhengyidonglou。

tashuo：“siyuan，renxinfuza，diejibuleniyibeizidebihu。danzheijishitaofangzi，

nengjinibuguanzairenheshihou、renheqingkuangxia，dounengtingzhiyaoganshuohuadediqi。”wodangshijuedetatailaopaile。

wobuxiangzuoshenmebaozupo，woxiangkaozijidenuliquzhengmingjiazhi。yushiwojujueletaqingzhiyejinglirendetiyi，

basuoyoufangzidouyidiyushichangjia20%dejiage，weituojileyijiazhongjiegongsi，rangtamenquanquandali。

wozhiyouyigeyaoqiu：biefanwo。ranhou，woziji，yexiangyigeputongdebiyeshengyiyang，tongguoneijiazhongjie，

“zu”huilezheidongloulideyitaobudabuxiaodegongyu，dangqile“zuke”。

shouzhemeitianjiditie、zaigezijianlixieppt、beilaobanma、weileyigejidudejiangjinerpinmingnulideshenghuo。

wojuedezheicaishizhenshiderensheng。woshenzhikuaiwangle，wocaishizheilizhenzhengdezhuren。danjinwan，

wanghaoheyezhuqunlideneixieren，yongzuicubaodefangshitixinglewo。tamentixingwo，youxieren，nigentajiangdaoli，

tagennijiangshenfen；nigentatanzunzhong，tagennitanzichan。tamenyongtamenxinfengdeneitaoguize，

henhendixiurulewo。neime……womanmandi，jiangneibenshuyu602shidefangchanzhengchoulechulai，fangzaizuishangmian。

yueguangxia，wodemingziheneixianhongdeyinzhang，xiandegewaiqingxi。wodezuijiao，huanhuandigouqiyisibinglengdexiaoyi。

haoa。jirannimenzheimexihuanwan“yezhu”he“zuke”deyouxi。neiwojiuyongnimenzuixinfengdeguize，

peinimenwandaodi。4guizefanjiwomeiyoulikechongjinneigewuyanzhangqidequnli，shuaichufangchanzhengdezhaopian。

neitaimeiyisile。maozhualaoshu，yaomanmanlai，caihaowan。wozhongxinnaqishouji，

diankaineigeyiranzaikuanghuande“xingfulixiaoquyezhuqun”。neigedingzhewotouxiangdebiaoqingbaohaizaibeirenjinjinledao。

woshenxiyikouqi，shouzhizaipingmushanglengjingdiqiaojizhe。zheiyici，womeiyou@renheren。

wofaleyiduanhua：“dajiahao，guanyuzaoyinwenti，shiwodaraole。buguo，jirandajiadouzai，

woxiangqingjiaoyigewenti。woganggangchaleyixiawomenxiaoqude《yezhulinshiguanliguiyue》，

di7tiaodi3kuanmingqueguiding：‘yezhuhuowuyeshiyongrenyingbimianzhizaochaoguoguojiaguidingbiaozhundezaoyin，

yingxiangqitayezhuhuowuyeshiyongrendezhengchangzuoxi。’tongshi，

di15tiaoguiding：‘yezhuhuowuyeshiyongrenyouduiqitayezhuhuowuyeshiyongrenjinxingrengewuru、feibangdengxingwei，

jingchazhengshushi，wuyefuwuqiyeyouquanjinxingjinggao、yaoqiuqigongkaidaoqian，bingjiluzaian。

’woxiangqingwenyixia@wuyezhangjingli，zheiliangtiaoguiding，xianzaihaiyouxiaoma？”wodexinxi，

xiangyiketourugunyoudebingkuai，shunjianrangzhenggequnzhakaileguo，danzheiyici，shisijidebaozha。

gangcaihaizaikuanghuandeneixiezhanghao，yigejieyigediyahuole。tamenkenengmeixiangdao，wozheige“dicengshechu”，

feidanmeiyoukutianqiangdi，fanerlengjingdigentamentanqileguize。zheijiuxianglianggehunhundajia，

qizhongyigeturantaochuleyiben《xingfa》。huafengshunjianjiubianle。guolezuzuyifenzhong，

neigeyizhizhuangsidewuyezhangjingli，zhongyumaopaole。“@5-0-2-xiao-zhaoninhao，

xiaoqudeguanliguiyuedangranshiyouxiaode。”tadehuifudishuibulou，dantouzheyigushuli。

womeiyoulihuitadeguanqiang，jixuzhuiwen。“neiqingwenzhangjingli，duiyu602zhuhuzhangqishenyezhizaozaoyin，

bingzaigonggongqunzuneigongrandaitouduiwojinxingrengexiuru、ptufeibangdexingwei，

wuyeshifoukeyianzhaoguiyuejinxingchuli？lingwai，wozuoweibenxiaoqude‘wuyeshiyongren’，

wodehefaquanyishoudaoqinhaishi，shifouyouquanyaoqiuwuyechumianxiediao？

”woteyijiazhongle“wuyeshiyongren”zheiwugezi。qunligenganjingle。