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穆氏集团楼下。
erbaosanbaoyijingshanglebaomuche，sanbaohaixiaozhe:“erge，wogangcaicongmingba，meiyoubaolumami。”
erbaowunaidekanzheta:“sanbao，nizenmenengshuowomenmeiyoumami，rangmamizhidao，xiaoxinshangniyidunzhusunchaorou。”
sanbaoguzhesaibangzikanzheta:“heng，wozheibushiweilebaohumamima。”
erbaomeiyoushuohua，touguochechuangxianghoukanqu，houmianyouyiliangcheyizhigenzhetamen。
erbaosixuleyixia，zhuantouduizhulishuodao:“zanshibuyaohuijiudian，weizhesshiraoyiquan，rangrenbawolingyilianghezheigeyimoyiyangdechekaiguolai，shuaidiaohoumianneiliangche。”
erbaodezhulixianranyijingxiguantadegaozhishang，zhiqingqingdediandiantou，suihouganjindadianhuafenfuxiaqu。
sanbaoyihuodecouleguoqu:“ergezenmele？weishenmebuhuijiudian？”
erbaolengzheliankanzhechuangwai:“mujingchenpairengenzongwomen。”
——
两个小时后。
穆氏集团。
shenqingzoujinmujingchendebangongshi，ruoruodeshuodao:“muzong，neilianggehaizi，gen，gendiule。”
mujingchenzhengzaiwenjianshangqianzidebitinglexialai，suihouzhijierengdaoshenqingmianqian。
“一群废物！”
yankanmuzongyaofapiqi，shenqingganjindaduanta:“muzongfangxin，zheilianggexiaohaijiranchuxianzaisshijiuyidingpaobule，woyidingpairenjixuzhuicha！”
mujingchenmeiyoushuohua，shenqingjixushuodao。
“muzong，jialichuanlaixiaoxi，shuoershaoyeyoufabingle，taitairangrendaihuarangninhuiquyitang。”
tidaomujiaershaomuyebai，mujingchendelianshangnandeshanguoyisitongku。
mujialiangweishaoye，mujingchenyumuyebaishitongfuyimu，mujingchengenjimudeguanxibuzenmeyang，danshigenzheigetongfuyimudedidiguanxidaoshihenqinmi。
dangchumujingchendaimuyebaiqupashan，zhihoutagunxiashanpo，muyebaiweilejiutaershuaiduanletui，daozhitanhuan。
cihou，muyebaidexinggejiubiandeshifenpianzhi。
zheiyeshimujingchenxinliyongyuandetong。
他立刻站了起来，
“回家。”
……
没过多久，穆家。
yizuorutonggongdianbandedabieshuliyusshizuifanhuadedidai，zhangxianlezheijiarenzunguideshenfen。
砰！
mujingchendejiaogangtajinwu，jiukandaoshuailemanwudeciqizihua，ketingyipianlangjie。
muyebaizuozailunyishangxiangyaokaojinqianmiandezhuzi，sunyaqinheyiqunpurenzhengzaihoumianjilizuzhita。
“nimenfangkaiwo，woyigefeiren，rangwosilesuanle！”
“yebai，nibuyaoxiangbukai，nihaiyoumani，nishimamademinga，nisilewozenmeban？”
cishi，muyebaituikaizhouweianzhutadepuren，junxiuzhijidelianshangqingjinbaoqi:“nimendoujiwogun！”
sunyaqinyishengaojidingzhiqipao，manliandoushijiaojidebaozhumuyebai，yanlishanshuozheleiguang。
“jingchen，nikuaiquanquannididi，tazuitingnidehuale，gangcaiyoufabing，xianzaizheihaiziyouxiangbukaile。”
mujingchenlveguosunyaqin，dandandezouguoqu，kanzhepurenguanjiashuodao:“doufangkaita，rangtaqusi。”
mujiadeguanjiahepurendoudaizhule，bieshulidunshiyipianjijing，dajiayishidoubuzhiruheshihao。
mujingchenzouguoqu，kanzhelunyishangyijiudaizhidemuyebai。
“yigenanren，lianhuoxiaqudeyongqidoumeiyou，caishizhendefeiwu。”
mujingchenzheijuhuarangmuyebaihunshenyizhen。
sunyaqinjianerziyouxiedongrong，taganjinshangqianquandao:“zenmemeiyong，yebai，nifangxin，mamayijingmingrenzaizhaowenmingquanguodesizhishenyi，zhiyaozhaodaota，nijiuyoujiule，haiyou，mamajiniwuseleyimenqinshi，zheisuanguadexianshengshuole，zheiyouxishichongxi，nidebingyehaodekuai。”
muyebailiansecangbaidekanzhesunyaqin:“ma，biebaifeiliqile，wobuxiangdanwubieren。”
mujingchenturankaikou:“jiajiwomujia，shineinvrendefufen，shenmedanwu，nimamajiranjinianpaile，nianxinjieshoujiushi。”
sunyaqinganjinshuodao:“shia，erzi，shuobuding，mamahainengbaosunzini，nifangxin，niyaokanbushang，mamajuebubini。”
muyebaimeiyoushuohua，zhitaitoukanzhemujingchen:“wodebing，zhendeyoujiu？”
mujingchenhaobuyouyu:“ziran。”
mujingchenshishenmeren，tashuodehua，zirankexin，muyebaiyeshenxinbuyi。
ranhoumujingchenkanxiangpangbiandesunyaqin，
“neigenvrenyuehaolema？zaishenmedifang？wobangyebaixiankanyikanduifangderenpin！”
mujingchenyuanyibangmang，sunyaqinziranshiyibaigeyuanyi。
tayuanbenhaidanxinzijierzizheigeyangzi，duifanghuibuyuanyini！ganjinshuodao，
“mingtianshangwu，yuezaidihuajiudiande8haovipcanzhuo！”
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