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《beiqinmayazhaduonianhouwofanranxingwu》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaiduanpianyanqingwenlijuqingzuihaodele!linyuanyuanzhangpengshigaishudezhujiao,xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:「neibushidoudianjinqulema!nibieguanneimeduole,niyaoshibuxiangnimawojinqu,jiuganjinbangwoxiangxiangbanfa!」shuowanjiuguaduanledianhua!……

精彩章节

woxinzhongyizhenlengxiao,zuihouyijucaishitaxiangyaoshuodeba!

wo:「ba,bushiwoyaohuidiaowogedeyibeizi,shinimen,ruguobuxiangyingxiangwoge,neijiurangwomabaqianhaijiwo。」

我说的很坚决。

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kewomeixiangdaodeshiwomajurannaodaolewodegongsi!

「nigemeiliangxinde,woshengni,yangniyibashiyibaniaobanilacheda,yongni10wankuaiqianzenmele,niyaoqufayuanqisuwo!dajiadoulaikankana!zheigebaiyanlangweileququjiwankuaiqian,juranyaobazijideqinmagaoshangfating,yebuxiandiuren,meifahuolea!」

wojiumianwubiaoqingdezhanzaiyuandikanzhemianqianzheigekudeyibabitiyibaleiquanranbuguxingxiangzaidishangsapodagundenvren。

womatangzaidishangbantianjianwomeiyourenhefanying,zuoqishenyoutaochushuiguodaojiazaizijidebozishangshuangyantonghongdedengzhewohoudao:「linyuanyuan,nidaodichebuchesu,nijintianyaoshibuchesu,wojintianjiusizainimengongsi!」

zhouweilaikanrenaoderenyuelaiyueduo,yebushaorenzaibeihouzhizhidiandian。

wolenglengdikanzhezuozaidishangdewoma:「nijuedenipaodaowodanweilainaozheimeyichujiunengnaniedewo,biwochesuma?」

「wogaosuni,jueduibukeneng!」

「meicuo,nishishenglewo,keshiniyangguowojitian,ruguonishenghuoshangyoukunnan,wokeyibangzhuni,zhiyuanni,danshiruguonixiangyaonazhewodeqianboxuewo,xiwodexue,ranhoujiwogeshuxue,nawodeqianjiwogemaifangzi,mendoumeiyou!」

wodeyuqizugouqiangying,womajianweixiemeiyouyong,xushishengqihunletou,congqianduitabaibanqianjiudenverbuyuanzaiqianjiu,baorong,qishennazhedaojiuchongwopulai,jieguo,haimeikaojinwojiubeiganlaidebaoanzhifule!

ruguobushizheimeduorenzaichang,wozhendehenxiangjitayigedamuzhidangzhezheimeduorendemianchidaoshangren,zheibushishangganzhewangpaichusuosongrentouma?zheixiatajiusuanzhanliyebianmeilile!

zuihou,woyiwomajingshenshichangmoushaqinshengnverweiyou,botonglepaichusuodedianhuaqingtamenbangmangxiezhu。

youjingchashushuchujuzhengming,bodalejingshenbingyuandedianhua。

shangcheqianwomashijingzhengzhadahanwomeibing,neijiashijiuxiangguoniandezhu,sangeyishengyingshengshengdianbuzhutaziji!

wochongtahuihuishou,baibaile,ninlei!

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yidazaowobeilvshidedianhuachaoxingle,guanyuwoqisuwomajiedaijiufendeanjian,fayuanyijingshouli,lvshigaosuwozhousanqingzhunshichuting。

kaitingzheitianwozhunshidaoda!

jinmenshiwogekandaowo,bianhenhendenglewoyiyan,chanfuzhewomazuodaobandengshang,womayijuaiyo,aiyode**zhe。

wokanzhemianqianzheigesishiduosuiderenbibashiduotangzaichuangshangbunengzilidedouzuozuo!

faguanwenwoma:「yuangaosuoshuanjianshifoushushi!」

womafuzheetou:「faguan,neishitaziyuanjiwodeqian,woyangtazheimeduonian,huatadianqianbuyinggaima?」

wo:「ma,niyaogaoqingchunineishipian,bingbushiwoziyuanjinide!」

womadelianyixiabiandetieqing:「niyouzhengjuma?woshuoneishinijiwode,neijiushinijiwode!」

wohaoxiao:「ma,danchunbushinidecuo,danwuzhijiushinidebuduile!fatingshangkebushinishuoshenmejiushishenmede!shijiangjiuzhengjude。」

wojushoudahan:「faguandaren,woyouzhengju!」

womajianwotigonglezhengjudunshiqidepokoudama:「nigebaiyanlang,yaoshizhidaoyoujintian,dangchushengxialaiwojiugaiqiasini!」

wobazaibianshangyeshiyilianshiwangdefuhe:「niyiqianneimetinghuadeyigenvhaizi,xianzaizenmehuibianchengzheiyang!」

kanzhetamenyigegedefanying,woturanxiangdaolemoyandeneiyiju:dangyiwanshuiduanbupingdeshihou,zhiyouxishengneigezuishanliangde,cainengfengpinglangjing,yidanneigezuishanliangdebuyuanzaixishengle,jiuhuibeikoushangyigepohuaihexiedemaozi!

yiweidinilaishunshouweiquqiuquanbingbunenghuanlaizijixiangyaodeqinqing。

xiaoshihouzongshixiangzhekuaikuaizhangda,xianzaixianglaizhangdazhendebuhao,liankudoubunengmingmuzhangdandifangshengdaku。

faguanzhoumeikanzhewoma:「sujing!beigaorenzhuyisuzhi!」

faguankanzhewodijiaodezhengju,wenwoma:「yuangaotigongdezhengmingyouxiao,nimenkeyoushenmezhengming?」

womahewogexianghukanleyiyanyaoyaotou,wogejianqingkuangbulijiwomashilegeyanse。

xiayimiaowomamoqideyoufuzheetouaiyouaiyoudejiaozhe。

wogefuzhewoma:「linyuanyuan,nizhiyuma?10wankuaieryi,nikannibamadouqichulaibingle!」

wozhuangyiliandanxin:「ma,ninshaodeng,wobangninda120!」

womalianseyibian,jimangbaibaishou。

woyoukanxiangwoge:「nidangranbuzhiyua,yinweinishideyizheya!yinweinimenbaipiaodezuishangdouyougeju。duile,woxiangwenwenni,nishizenmexinanlidezuodaokenlaoyoukenxiaodea!」

wogedelianseyizhenbai,yizhenhongsuijidajiaoqilai:「bushi,linyuanyuannishenmeyisia!shenmejiaowokenlaoyoukenxiao,neifangzishimamaide,wodoubuzhidao!nibiezaizheihujiaomanchan!」

woyiliancuoguaidebiaoqing,eleyisheng:「nibuzhidaoa!neiwoxiangwenyixianeifangchanzhengshangxiedeshisheidemingzia!bieshuonibuzhidaoe!wozheikeshiyouzhengjude!」

wonachuyizhangzhengmingzaiwogemianqianhuanglehuang,tadunshiyaranshuobuchulaihuale!

wo:「nimenzhengjunabuchulai,hujiaomanchandebenshidaoshiyiliu!」

daodebangjiabuguanyong,womazhuantouyoudaqileqinqingpaitongkuliutidekanzhewo:「yuanyuan,mamazhendebushiguyide,woyeshimeiyoubanfa,shouxinshoubeidoushirou,mamazenmehuibutengnini?niyuanliangwohaobuhao!」

tingzheshouxinshoubeidoushirouwozhijuedehaoxiao,zheijuhuajiushizuidadexiaohua。

chaowaideshoubeizenmekenengbideguochaolideshouxin。

woyilianlengmodekanzheta:「dui,nibushiguyide,nimenshiyouyide,nideroudouzhangzaileshouxin!nizenmehuizaihuyigebeinihulvedeshoubeini!」

womajianworuanyingbuchizhijiefanglehenhua:「niruguozhendezhiyiyaogaoxiaqu,nijiubushiwonver,wojiuheniduanjueguanxi!」

woxiaodehendasheng,suihouduiwogezuoleyigetaixiabadedongzuo,shiyitafuhaowoma!

ranhoukanxiangwoma:「yaoduanjueguanxia!neikezhenshitaihaole,woyezhengyouciyi!」

zheizhongqinqingzaojiugaiduanle!

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daxueshiqiwojixinglanweiyanfanbing,zhaowomajieqian:「yuanyuan,nikanmamadetiaojianyebushihenhao,shouliyemeiyoushenmeqian,yaobunizhaonibayaoba!」

jiwobadadianhuaqueshiayijiededianhua:「womenjiashenmetiaojianniyoubushibuzhidao,nibayigerenzhengqianyanghuoyidajiazi,womenjianalihaiyoushenmeduoyudeqiana!」

wogezeshiyiju:「guanwopishi!」zhijieguaduanlewodedianhua。

zuihouwotongdaoxiuke,hundaozaisusheloumenkou。

dangwozaicixinglaideshihouyijingtangzaiyiyuanle,shoushanghaizaishuye。

xiangdaozijimeiqian,chengdanbuqiyiyaofei,woqishenchuanshangxiezibadiaoshoushangdezhentoujiuwangmenkouzouqu。

zhuangshangtizhefanzhengjinlaidedaxuedaoshi,tajingyadikanzhewo:「nigangzuowanshoushuzenmexialaile!kuaihuiqutangzhe!」

wozhanzaimenkouyaoyaotou,hongzheyankuang,jinjindizhuazheshencedeyifuyidongbudong,yebushuohua。

wobuganshuowomeiyouqianfuyiyaofei,wogenghaipawoshuochulaibeimenwaidehushitingdaozoubuchuyiyuan。

zhanglaoshikanchulaiwodejiongpo,paipaiwodeshoubei:「feiyongwoyijingbangnijiaoguole,nifangxinkanbing!yihoumanmanhaijiwojiuhao!」

houlaiyeshizheigeshanliangdexiaolaotouyiciyouyicidebangzhuwo,tajiaoyuwokaidaowo。

kewodeqinshengfumujiaqilaidoubibushangzheige,gangrenshibanniandelaoshiduiwohao!

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huole20duonian,diyicijianzhengwangluomanmandeeyishizaijintianzaoshang。

yidakaishouji,gezhongweijielaidianduanxin,putiangaidiquanshimawode!wodaizheyihuodiankaineixiexinxi。

「nifumuyangnihaiburuyangtiaogou,gouhaihuiyouliangxindiyaoyaoweiba,nijuranweileyidianqianjiangshengyangzijidemuqinsongshangfating。」

「nishizhenxiaoshun,weileqianjuranyaobaqinmasongjinqu,nayounizheiyangdenvera!」

「baiyanlang!qinmahuadiannideqianzenmele?」

「nizheizhongsangliangxinderenbudehaosi!」

momingqimiaodikanzhezheixiesixin,zhihouwocaizhidaoqingkuang,yuanlaishiwogetoutoululeshipin,jiangwozhiqianshuodehua,tianyoujiacujianjiguohoufangdaolewangshang!

haojiahuo,zhishangbugao,xinyanzihaitingduo!

yishijian,wochengleaimadeduixiang!quanwangwangbao,gengshenzhehaiyourenbachuwodezhuzhi,gongzuodedifang。

kanzheshoujipingmujinglidalaidianhua,anxiajietongjianlimianpitougailiandemashengchuanlai:「nideshiqingdaodizenmegaode,nidaodihaixiangbuxiangganle!jintianyitianqiantaijiele100gedianhua,99gedoushiyaoqiugongsikaichunide!」

woxiangchenjinglidaoqian,bingxiangtabaozhengyigexingqineiyidingchulihaozheijianshi!

guaduandianhua,wokanzhepingmushangbuduandanchulaideedupinglun,neixierenfangfozaishenghuozhong,gongzuozhongshoudeweiqu,quanzaiwozheizhaodaolefaxiekou。

rendesixiangzonghuisuizhezhongshuofenyunerqingxie,tamenbuhuiqulejieshishi,zhihuisuizhezijidexiangfaqueyizhongshangtaren。

woyezhongyulijieneixieyinweiyijuhuazhengrizhengyedezhanzhuanfancezhongbunengmei,xiangqineixiecongloushangyiyueerxiaderen。

womeiyoufasheng,chengqing,renyouzheshiqingfajiaoxiaqu。

weilebimianmafan,wozaijiudianzhuleliangtian。

zhishikelianlefangdong,wokanzhefangdongfalaidezhaopian,qiangshang,damenshangquanshibeiyouqituhuadeguocui,qusideziyangpiepiezui!

zhuanle2000kuaiqianjifangdongrangtazhongxinfenshua。

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「haizi,wangshangshuodeneishinima?」dianhualidezhanglaoshidaizheyihuodeyuqiwenwo。

woxinligedengyixia:「zhanglaoshi,nin……kandaole?」

suiranwobuzaiyiwangshangdeneimanma,danwoyebuxiwangzhanglaoshikandaowangshangdeneixieyaoyan。

zaitingdaowojiangwanzheijianshihou,zhanglaoshiqidechadianbaocukou,dangwoxiawucongzhanglaoshijiachulai。

duanduan2gexiaoshihouwojuranyoushangleresou!

kanzhebei**dezhanglaoshijiwokaimendezhaopianyijibiaotiwoxiaole:「yin10wanyuannugaoqinmadedangshirenyisibeibaoyang!」

wojiangneixiedaijiezoudeyingxiaohaohezaoyaozhefabudepinglunheshipin,zuolezhengjubaoquan,zhaolvshizhijieqisu。

ranhoudaopaichusuobaoleyigejing,xinliwuxiangankai,zheipotiandefuguizhongyuyaolundaowolea!

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wanshang,wokanlesanji「dengzhewo」kudeyibabitiyibalei,zhidaoyanjinghongzhongdexianggehama,youhualeyigeqiaocuidezhuang,manyidikanzhejingzilideziji,dakailezhibo,duanduan10fenzhongzuoyouzhibojianjiujinlaile8wanren。

qichu,pingmushangqingyisequanshimawode,zhidaowofangchulezheixienianjiwomadezhuanzhang,yijiwomendeliaotianjilu,xiangxidijieshilewomashiruheyibubupianwodeqian,jiwogemaifang,yijiwozhidaozhenxianghou,zhaotaxunwen,beitahewogelaheide,yizhigoutongwuguo,wunaizhixiawocaixuanzeleqisu!

ranhoubawozaiwangshangchaodeneixieganrendeyulu,jiagongleyixia,zhaozhenianlechulai。

「wohenganjifumudeshengyuzhien,yinweishoudaolunlidaodedeyueshu,wozongshijuedetashiwodemuqin,tayoushenmeyaoqiu,wojiuyinggaijinliangdiqumanzutahetadeneixiewulideyaoqiu,suoyiwoyirenzairen。danrendaozuihoudejieguoshishenme?」

「shitamendebuduanxixue,wuqiongwujindejingjiboxueheqingganlesuo!」woshuodeshengleijuxia,shunjianzhibojianlidewangyoudafanzhuanquanzaishengtaowogehewomahaiqian。

「jiemei,zhichini,zaodianbazheiliangtiaoxixuechongcongnishenshangbalaxialai!」

「gandepiaoliang,jiaotahaiqian!」

「tianna!zheijiemeijianzhishixianshibanfanshengmei!haocana!」

「duibuqi,woweiwozhiqianmaguonixiangnidaoqian!」

kanzhemanpingdaoxiangwodepinglun,zhibojiandedianzanliangrangwoderenqishunjianbiaoshengdaolezhiboqianwudepaiming。

xiabohou,wobayizaobianjihaodewenanheshipinfabulechuqu,bingzaixiamian@lewomahewogedezhanghao。

nimenyehaohaoxiangshouyixiazheixiejianpanxiadewangluobaoliba!

fawanzhijiejiangshoujiguanji,zheiwanshiwozheijitianshuidezuixiangdeyiwan!

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guangdadewangyouqueshihenjili,meiyourangwoshiwang,wangyoufalaidesixincongrumabianchengleanwei,kelianwo。

kanzhewobadalaideshijitiaoweijielaidian,caixiangyinggaishiwomadade,gujitayinggaiqidebuqing。

因为我把她拉黑了!

wodianjiluyinjianhuiboleguoqu:「linyuanyuan,nigeshaqiandaode,nishixiangqisiwoma?nigepeiqiandelanhuo,woshengni,yangni,nijuranzheiyangduiwo?」

wopapapaguzhang:「jiezheshuo!」

dianhualijiezhechuanlailewobadeshengyin:「yuanyuana!nidaodixiangganma?nizhibuzhidaoyinweinizuotianwanshangdezhibo,**dianmiandoubeirenzale。」

我:「干得好!」

woba:「xianzaisuoyouqinqilinjuzhizhidiandianwenwomenpianniqiandaodibushizhende!nigehaizhengzaikaogong!nizhenderenxinyaohuiletama?」

我:「嗯!忍心!」

wobarenzhenuyijixushuodao:「womenyijiaren,nizhendeyaonaodaorucidibuma!」

wobaiyandouyaofandaotianshangle,yaobuyaozheimepianxin,mingmingshinierzixianfadeshipinzaoyaowangpuwo,wozhishichengqingleyixiashishieryia!

zenme,nimenzaoyao,wojiuderenzhe?

guoran,dangnibuzaiquzhizhezhuiqiuneidianweihuqiweideqinqing,biandeliuqinburenhou,shunjianzhenggerendousatuole,nimenaisheishei!

wobatanlekouqi:「yuanyuan,suanbaqiunile,nijiubashipinshanleba,zheijianshijiusuanleba!」

woyehuidezhandingjietie:「yaomehaiqian,yaomegangdaodi!」

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youshihouqinqingbushiqinqing,fumuyebupeichengweifumu。

xiaoshihou,shangxueneihuierquanbantongxuezuiqidaidefangjia,queshiwozuitaoyande!

meidaohanshujiawojiuhuibeixiangpiqiuyiyangtilaitiqu,wulunwozainagejiadouhuibeipaiji!

nagedoushiwodejia,kenageyebushiwodejia!

youshihouwojuedezijijiuxiangyingoulidelaoshu,duozaiheianzhongkuishizhetongxueshenshangwotihuibudaodexingfuheqinqing!

zheizhongganjuebansuizhewocongxiaodaoda!

zaichaoshimaidongxishi,yigexiaonvhaitingzaiwoshenbiandedangaozhanshijuqian,zhizhejuzilimiancaomeidangao,duizheyige40duosuidefunvkenqiudewendao:kebukeyijizijimaikuaidangao?

funvkandoubukanjiuduinvhaishuoneidangaoyouguiyoubuhaochi,ranhoulazhexiaonvhaizoule。

wokanzhechujulineikuai8yuandedangaofadai。

neizhishiyikuai8kuaiqiandedangao,bushi80,yebushi800。

zuihou,wobadangaomailexialai,woxiangyaosongjineigexiaonvhai,keshiwoquezhaobudaotale!

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ershenneitian,fayuanweichiyuanpan,fayuanyaoqiuwomafanhaiwo14wanyuan!

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fayuanwai,gangdakaichemendewobeiwogesisidezhuaizhu,womafenglesidechaowopulai。

yigebazhangshuaizaiwodelianshang,judadelidaoshunjianrangwoyanqianfameng,erduohongmingzuoxiang,xiayimiaobixueshunzhebizipadapadadejiuluolexialai,wolenglengdekanzhediluodaodimiandexueji!

womahewogetongshilengle,sihuyemeixiangdaoyibazhanghuizheimeyanzhong,wobajianxuezhibuzhu,ganmangshangqiandijilewoyibaozhijin,ranhoujicongcongdibawomahewogelashangchezoule!

wochouchuzhijinduzailebikongli,kanzhejianxingjianyuandechexiaole。

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「huogai,fumushengyangniyichang,jishiyouzaidadechou,niyebugaizheiyangduidaitamen!」

shenbianyeyourenquanwo,buzhiyu,bijingshinidefumu,guoqujiuhaole!

shia!bierendouzhidaotamenshiwodefumu,keshitamenyoubawodangnverma!

meirenzhidaoyishuangbierenbuyaodepobuxiewochuandaoxiedijiaozhi,jiaohougenquandoushidong,dianzhezhiqiaohexiedianhaiyaojiezhechuan!

meirenzhidaochuxineitianwanshangwuchukequdewokuleduojiu!

gengmeirenzhidaowolanweiyanyundaozaixuexiao,shiyigeyuwohaobuxianggandelaoshijiulewo!

taduiyigejinvdouneimehao,haodaowochuxiancuojue,youshihoujuedewocaishijinv!

xiaoshihoudewozaitamenyanzhongzhishiyigeleizhui,yigetuoyouping,tiguolaitiguoqu!

zhangdahouwobianchengletamendetikuanji!

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bannianguoqu,woyutamenweizaiyourenhelianxi,woyeweishoudaorenheqian,woxiangfayuanshenqingleqiangzhizhixing。

fayuandegongzuorenyuanqulejialihenduoci,womashizhongjiushiyijumeiqian。

zuihouyicifayuanchafenglejialidefangchanheche,womayebeinarushixinbeizhixingrenmingdan,xianzhigaoxiaofei,beifayuandaizoujuliu,tacaizhenzhenghaipa。

wokanzheweixinshang14wanyuanzhuanzhanghewomafalaideneijuhua:「ruguonishoulezheiqian,womenjiuchediduanjueguanxi,zheigejianiyihoudoubuyongzaihuilaile!」

wodianlelijishoukuan,suihoujiangwomadeweixinzhijielaruheimingdan,zaidianjishanchu!wobayishiruci。

yitaocaozuoxialaixinqingwubishuchang!

wotaitoukanzhejingzizhongdezijiweixiao:qianbanshengsuanwodaomei,houbanshengwohuizijiaiwoziji!

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