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小说简介

zheibenbeiqizibaiyueguangtieliankaida，gentabaolexiaoshuozhideyikan，xihuanzuozhecongyouhuabingdadadebifeng，banannvzhuxiayingshenchuanlinyunfeiwusuobunengdejingcaijuelunzhanxianzaiduzheyanqian。zhuyaojiangdeshiwochebanlupaomao，wohailinleyu，jiejiejiezheierchonggezao。jiejiexinshan，nibuhuijieyiba？”jieyi？wojieyinimalegebi！yigubaonumengdicongxinwozilizha……

精彩章节

chuanchenghaomenzhuixuneitian，wozhengzhuangjianlaopohetadebaiyueguangzaiyushidiaoqing。talizhiqizhuang：“tazhishididi，

linyulexigezaoeryi！”wofanshoubazhengjujilu：“xing，lihunba，laozijingshenchuhu。

”houlaiwoduozoutagongsi，taguidiqiurao：“shenchuanwocuole！”wolouzhexinnvyoulengxiao：“jiaoshenzong，baoan，

rengchuqu！”zhiyutaneigebaiyueguang？duzhaichanshen，beirendaduantuirengzaichoushuigouli。shuang！

1yushimenkouchuanchuzhenannvdexiaosheng，yigunaohuzaiwolianshang。

“aiyayunfeibienao....yang....”“jie，

nizheimuyuluweierzhengouren.....”**?shoulilinzhedejinkounaiyoudangaopadayishengdiaodishang，

jingxintiaoxuandemeiguihuabanshuaidexilan，jiuxiangyuanzhushenchuannei**caodanderensheng。yanqianzheihuamiantaitamashuxile。

laozigangaoyezhuiwanzheibiequdedoushizhuixuwen，yizhengyanjiuchuzheierle。chenglequanshuzuiwonangdenanzhu，shenchuan。

yigetaoxintaofeijiunian，bazijihuochenglaopozhuanshubaomujiaatmjidejueshidayuanzhong！

menlineigezhengbei“didi”louzheyaodiaoqingdeniangmener，jiushiwomingyishangdelaopo，xiaying。

xiayingdagaishitingjianledongjing，shiluludenaodaicongmenfenglitanchulai。neizhangbeishuiqizhengdefanhongdelian，

zaikanqingshiwodeyichanei，xuese“shua”ditundeganganjingjing。“shen、shenchuan？”tashengyindoupichale，

shouxiayishizhuajinleshenshangneikuaihuaxiaqudeyujin，gaizhudixiaguangliuliudedatui。“nibushishuomingtiancaihuilaima？

”tashenhou，linyunfeinei**wanyieryeluletou。zheisunzitoufahaidizheshui，

jingshoudeshangbanshenjiuweiletiaoyujin，yanshenlineiguzijugaolinxiadedeyijingerzangdouzangbuzhu，

genwunianqianzaixuexiaolanqiuchangbian，tabaheshengdebanpingshuizayuanzhulianshangshiyimoyiyang。“yo，shenchuange？

”linyunfeiliezuiyixiao，luchujikebaiya，yuqiqingtiaodenengningchuyoulai。“huilaitingkuaia？zhengqiao，

wochebanlupaomao，wohailinleyu，jiejiejiezheierchonggezao。jiejiexinshan，nibuhuijieyiba？”jieyi？

wojieyinimalegebi！yigubaonumengdicongxinwozilizhakai，shiyuanzhucanliudeqingxuzaizuosui。

zhei**wanyier，beilvlehaitamazhihuizijiduobeiwoliku。jiunian！jiuniantiangoushengya，

tiandezijijiayedoukuaidaotieguangle，huanlaigezhei？“linyuxizao？”wochekaizuijiao，pixiaoroubuxiao，

yanshengenguagudaosidezaixiayingneizhangshabaidelianshanggua。“xidetingshenruaxiaying？

shuishengdougaibuzhuniliangzailitouninongwonong？”wowanyao，congdishangneitanlannisidedangaohemeiguili，

jingzhundilinqiyigebaozhuangjingmeidesironghezi。neishiyuanzhuzhei**tiqianbanniandingde**kuanzuanshishoulian，

hualetamaxiaoyibaiwan。“pada。”hezibeiwosuishourengzaixuanguanxiejushang，shengyinbuda，

quezadexiayinghunshenyiduosuo。“shengriliwu，nazhe。”woshengyinlengdediaobingzha。

“shengdeni‘didi’xiacizailinyumeidongxihongnikaixin。”xiayingdelianyoubaizhuanqing，zuichunduosuozhe：“shenchuan！

nitingwojieshi！bushinixiangdeneiyang！yunfeitaganghuiguo，renshengdibushu...”“jieshi？

jieshini**gebi！”wozhijiedaduanta，yibukuajinmen。

woshixiansaoguoxishoutaishangneiliangtiaosuiyidazaiyiqi、shiluludeyujin，haiyoudishangsanluodenanshi**，

zuihoudinggezaixiayingsisihuzaishouwanshangneitiaoliangjingjingdeshoulianshang。jibaikuaidepowanyier。

laozijitamaidebaidafeili，beitadanglajirengtaizishang。wozhizheneitiaoposhoulian，sangmenmengdibagao，

houdezhenggeyushidouzaiwengwengxiang：“jieshinima！jieshizheitiaopolianzi？

jieshizhei**wanyierweishenmenengdengtangrushishuilaozidechuang？jieshi**xizaodoushebudezhaizheilajihuo，

quebalaozidang**hunonglejiunian？！”tuomoxingzizhijiepenlexiayingyilian。tabeiwohoumengle，

xiayishidihoutuiyibu，zhuangzailinyunfeiguangliuliudexiongkou。linyunfeiganjinshenshoufuzhuta，

kanxiangwodeyanshendaizhe**luodetiaoxinhebunaifan：“shenchuan！zuibafangganjingdian！niyigekaolaopoyangdefeiwu，

youshenmezigeduiyingyingjiedahuxiaojiao？bujiuxigezaoma？xinyanerbizhenjianhaixiao！”“**nimalinyunfei！

”wofanshouchaoqipangbianxishoutaishangyigechendiandiandedujinshuilongtouzhuangshi。“peng”yishenghenhenzazaitadeshenshang，

suipiansijian！“**suannagencong？zailaozidefangzili，gaolaozidelaopo，haigangenlaozijiaoban？！

”woyanjingchihong，zhizhemenkou。“jilaozigun！buranlaozirangnishuzhejinlai，hengzhejintaipingjian！

”2linyunfeibeiwoneiguzibuyaomingdehenjingerzhenzhule，lianshangdexiaozhangjiangzhu，yanshenlizhongyutouchudianjingju，

selineirendihou：“ni、nigan！zheishiyingyingjiejia！”“gun！”woyouchaoqiyigebolishukoubei。“yunfei！

nixianzou！kuaizou！”xiayingjianjiaozhetuita，shengyindoudailekuqiang。linyunfeihenhendidenglewoyiyan，

daodihaishisongle，zhuaqidishangzijideyifukuzi，huluanwangshenshangtao，

xiedoumeichuanhaojiulangbeibukandichongchulemen。men“kuangdang”yishengshuaishang。yushilizhishengxiawohexiaying。

xiayingguojinleyujin，shentihaizaiweiweifadou，buzhidaoshiqidehaishihede。tataiqishiluludeyanjingkanwo，

neilimianshengmanleweiqu、fennu，fangfotacaishishouhaizhedekongsu。“shenchuannimanyile？”tashengyingengyan，

daizhekuqiang。“nifeiyaonaodezheimenankan？niyiqianbushizheiyangde！niconglaibuhuizheiyangduiwohou！”“houni？

”wochixiaoyisheng，xiongqianglifantengzheyuanzhujiyalejiuniandeyuanqihelaozigangchuanguolaijiuzhuangpo**debaonu。

“laozimeidangchangyanlenei**，yijingshikanzainidiemashengniyichangburongyidefenshang！xiaying，jiunian！

laozitaoxintaofei，dangniuzuoma，wobachuqianchulijiunijiagongsi，wofangzhezijiashaoyebudang，

paolaijinidangtieshenzhulijiabaomu！xiyizuofan，lian**laidayimade**doushilaozishouxide！nini？

”woyibububijinta，bidetabeijisisidizaibinglengdecizhuanqiangshang。“**jilaozidailvmaozi！

haishidaizaizheizhongkaonvrenchiruanfandezasuitoushang！”wozhizhetashouwanshangneitiaolianjiashoulian，zizidaixue。

“jiuzhei？jiuzheiwanyier？bideshanglaozijinimaidebiaoyigenbiaodai？

**yanzhuzishizhangzai**shanglehaishirangshihuzhule？”xiayingbeiwomadelianseyizhenhongyizhenbai，

yanleizhongyudiaolexialai：“shenchuan！ni**！nipingshenmezheimeshuowo！woheyunfeishiqingbaide！

tajiushiwodidi！nisixiangtaiwochuole！”“qingbaidedidi？”woxiangtingdaoletiandixiazuidadexiaohua，

xiaodejianbangzhidou，yanleidoukuaichulaile。“xing，xiaying，niniubi！

**danglaozishi**hunongshangyinleshiba？xing！zanzouzheqiao！laozidaoyaokankan，

nizhei‘qingbaididi’nengjinidailaishenmehaoguozi！”wozuihougualetayiyan，

neiyanshenlidebinglenghejuejuerangtamengdidalegehanzhan。meizaijitarenhejiaobiandejihui，wozhuanshenjiuzou，

bayidilangjieheneigekukutitidenvrenchedishuaizaishenhou。zhei**juqing，zheiwonangyuanzhu，

haiyouzheiduigounannv，laozishougoule！congjintianqi，shenchuanzheimingzi，laozijieshoule。tiangoujuben？

qutamadeba！laoziyaoqinshoubazheicaodandejuqingsigexibalan！xiaying，linyunfei，nimenjilaozidengzhe！

bubanimenzheiduigounannvbaguangledingzaichiruzhushang，laozimingzidaoguolaixie！3ketingliyipiansiji，

zhiyouxiayingyayidechouqishengcongyushifangxiangchuanlai，gentemezhaohunside。wofanzaodizhualebatoufa，

yi**tanzaiketingneitaosiguidezhenpishafashang。shafayoudianliang，

genyuanzhushenchuanzhei**taoxintaofeizuihouweilegoudexinyiyangliang。

naozilixiangbeiqiangxingsaijinleyituodongleyiwanniandechougoushi。shuyu“shenchuan”dejiyisuipian，

hunzazhelaozikanxiaoshuoshijizandetaotiannuhuo，yigunaodiwangwaiyong，chongdewotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。jiuniana！

zhengzhengjiunian！zhei**shenchuan，congdaxuekaishijiushixiayingzuizhongchengdetiangou。

xiayingneihuieryanlizhiyoulinyunfeineige**fan，

renjialinyunfeibatadangbeitai、dangtikuanji、dangchentuozijimeilidebeijingban。tadaohao，

xinganqingyuandangtiaozhaozhijilaihuizhijiqudehabagou。zuitamabiequdeshineicixiaowaihunhunduxiaying。

zhei**shenchuangengelengtouqingsidechongshangquhuhua，beirenzoudebiqinglianzhonggengezhutousanyiyang，

sisibaozhuhunhuntouzidedatuibusashou，jixiayingzhengquletaopaoshijian。jieguoni？

duoshuhoutoukanwanquanchengdelinyunfei，denghunhunyizou，limacuanchulai，zhuangmozuoyangdiguanxinxiaying“hehuaileba？

”shunbianhai“buxiaoxin”weilexiajiao，chenggongyingdemeirenchanfusongyidedaiyu。erzhenzhengaizoudeshenchuanni？

beixiayinghetade“yunfeididi”yiqisongjinleyiyuan，jiugezheyidaopingfeng。pingfengneibian，

xiayingduizhelinyunfeixuhanwennuan，zheibianhushidajiejishenchuanzhei**shangyao，tengdetaziyaliezui，

haideshuqierduotinglinyunfeineisunziduixiayingchuierbianfeng：“yingying，lineigeshenchuanyuandian。nikantaneiyang，

gentiaofenggousidepushangqudajia，duoculu？duodiaojia？wokanzhexinlibushufu。

”xiayingnei**wanyierzenmehuide？lianbandianyouyudoumeiyou！“ng！yunfeinishuodedui！

woyihoushaogentalaiwang！”shengyinqingcui。**！shenchuan**dangshizenmebuzhijieqisizaibingchuangshang？

zheidounengren？renzheshenguizhuanshiyemeininengrena！houlailinyunfeiweilepanfuguowaifupo，paipai**chuguole，

linzouqianhaitamabuwangzaixiayingxinkouchayidao，dangzheshenchuandemian，baxiayingxiangdiulajiyiyangshuaijita：“shenchuan，

nibushixihuanxiayingma？wodoushuolebuxihuanta，tiantianchanzhewo，fansile。jiniba，

jintiansuannizheitiangoudechutouzhirile。”qichidaru！zheitamashinanrennengrende？！pianpianshenchuanzhei**，

bujinrenle，haihuantianxididijiepanle！baxiayingcongshiliandenitanli“zhengjiu”chulai，anqianmahou，

dangdieyoudangma。xiayingjiakuaipochanle？tahuijiayikuernaosanshangdiao，bizhezijilaodietaokongjiadi，

dashanglaolianqiuyeyegaonainai，yingshibaxiajiacongpochanbianyuanzhuailehuilai。jieguoni？ruzhui！

fangzhezijiashenshijituandetaiziyebudang，

paoquxiayingneigepogongsidanggeduanchadaoshui、gongzishaodekeliande“zongcaizhuli”！meiqimingyue“weileaiqing”。

“**！chunzhong**！jueshidayuanzhong！naozilizhuangdedoushishiba？！”worenbuzhumachusheng，

yiquanhenhenzazaishafafushoushang。yushilidekushengbuzhidaoshenmeshihoutingle。xiayinghuanleshensichoushuiqunzouchulai，

yanjinghongzhong，toufahaishizhe，chuchukeliandizhanzaineili，huoxiangshouletiandadeweiqu。

“shenchuan......”tashengyinshaya，daizhexiaoxinyiyideshitan。“womenhaohaotantanxingma？

gangcaizhendeshiwuhui，yunfeita.......”“dazhu！”wotaishou，xianggancangyingyiyangdaduanta，

yanshenlimeiyoubanfenwendu。“xiaying，shouqinineitao，laoziyanjingmeixia，erduoyemeilong。

niliangzaiyushilineidianwochuogoudang，laozitingdeyiqingerchu，yaobuyaolaozijinimentengdifang，

rangnimenjixushenrujiaoliuyixia‘jiediqing’？”xiayingbeiwoyedelianyizhenhongyizhenbai，

zuichunduosuozhe：“nifeiyaozheimeshuohuama？womenzheimeduoniandeganqing。”“ganqing？

”woxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，chixiaochusheng，xiaoshenglicuimanlebingzhazi。“xiaying，**genwotanganqing？

nipeima？”“nidanglaozishi**，hunonglejiunian！xianzainineigechiruanfandebaiyueguangyegouhuilaile，

nijiupobujidaidizhangkaituileshiba？xing！xiaying，nizhenxing！”wozhizheta，shouzhiyinweifennuerweiweizhandou。

“zheirizi，laozibuguole！lihun！like！mashang！”“lihun”lianggezi，xiangliangkezhongbangzhadan，

zhijiebaxiayingzhamengle，tamengditaiqitou。“li...lihun？”tashengyinjianliqilai。“shenchuan！

nifenglema？！jiuweizheidianxiaoshiniyaogenwolihun？womenliangjiahaiyouneimeduohezuo！

nibaneibian....”“shaotamanawobayawo！”wolishengdaduan，yanshenruilirudao。“hezuo？

meiyouwobadangchuneijiqianwanjiumingqian，meiyoulaozizheixieniandangniuzuomajinilakehuca**，

nixiajiazaotamapochanbabaihuile！haihezuo？wopei！xiaying，nijilaozitinghaole，ni，

haiyouninei‘haodidi’，jilaozidengzhe！”4wolandezaikantaneizhangxuweidelian，zhuanshendabuzouxiangshufang。

xianzaibushigenzhei****deshihou，dangwuzhijishinadaonengdingsizheiduigounannvdezhengju！meiyoushichui，

yizhei**dehoulianpihediandaoheibaidebenshi，jiashangliangjianeidiansuoweide“hezuo”guanxi，

shenjianeiduixinruandelaodielaomashuobudinghaizhennengbeitashuodong！“shenchuan！nijiwozhanzhu！

”xiayingzaiwoshenhouqijibaihuaidijianjiao，gaogenxiecaizaidibanshangfachucierdeshengxiangzhuiguolai。“nishenmeyisi？

nijiwoshuoqingchu！shenmezhengju？nibahuashuoqingchu！”shuoqingchu？laozimashangrangnikandeqingqingchuchu！

wo“peng”diyishengshuaishangshufangmen，fansuo。gejuelemenwaixiayingxiesidilidepaimenshenghejiaoma。shijieqingjingle。

shufangdekongqilihaicanliuzheyuanzhunei**deqixi，yisibugoudewenjianbaifang，zhuoshangfangzhexiayingxihuandexiangxun，

diannaopangbianshenzhihaibaizheyigeshalebajideliangrenheyingxiangkuang。woyibazhuaqixiangkuang，kandoumeikan，

zhijiediujinpangbiandelajitong。lajijiugaidaizailajitongli。zuodaodiannaoqian，kaiji。shouzhizaijianpanshangfanfei，

shurumima。zhei**yuanzhu，liandiannaomimadoushixiayingdeshengrijiamingzisuoxie。yingpandengfengkuangshanshuo。

wozhijiediankaijigeyinzangjishendewenjianjia。zheixieshiyuanzhushenchuanzhei**zuihouyidianqingxingshizuode，

taqishizaojiuhuaiyile，zhishiziqiqirenbuganshenjiu。wenjianjiali，youtagurenpaidezhaopian，

youxingchejiluyijiequdeyinpinpianduan，

shenzhihaiyoutatoutouzaixiayingchelifangdeweixingluyinbiluxiade“jingcai”duihua。zhaopianpaidehenqingxi。

gaodangcantingli，xiayinghelinyunfeitouaizhetou，xiayingxiaodeneijiaoyigechunxindangyang，

linyunfeideshoufangzaitadatuishang。dixiacheku，liangrenzaichelijiwen，xiayingdeyifudoubantunle。

haiyoujiudianmenkou，liangrenloubaozhejinqude，shijiankuadu，conglinyunfeihuiguodiertianjiukaishile！

tamadeyuanzhuzheilvmaodaidekezhengoucishide！yinpingengjingbao。quanshilinyunfeineisunziruanfanyingchidezuilian。

“yingyingjie，nikanwozheiganghuiguo，shoutoushizaiyoudianjin...neichedai....”“aiyafangxin，

mingtianwojiurangcaiwujiniyuzhidianjiangjin，shiwangoubugou？”“haishiyingyingjieduiwozuihaole！buxiangneigeshenchuan，

zhengtianwowonangnangde，kanzhejiudaoweikou！tanapeideshangnia！”“bietita！saoxing！.....duile，

wobashuoneigechengdonggaizaodexiangmu，shenjianeibianguanxiying，nirangshenchuanzaiqugentabashuoshuo？”“xing，

wanshanghuiquwohonghongta。ze，

xiangdaoyaoduitaxiaowojiufan...”tingzheluyinlixiayingneibunaifanyouchongmansuanjideyuqi，

zaixiangxiangyuanzhushenchuanpingshizaijiaxianggelaomaziyiyangrenlaorenyuansihoutadeyangzi，yiguxiehuozhichongtianlinggai！

zheitamayijingbushijiandandechuguile，zheishibashenchuandanghoushua，dangtikuanji，dangdianjiaoshi！“gounannv！

**shiyiduitianzaodishedegounannv！”woyaozhehoucaoya，henhendima。shouxiadongzuogengkuai，

bazuilugudezhaopianhezuijushashanglideyinpinpianduantiaochulai，xunsuzhenglichengyigeppt。fengmianbiaoti？

jiutamayongjiacuxuehongdazi：《xiazongcaiyulinzhulibudebushuode“jiediqingshen”》，jingcaituwenshilu。

jieweihaifuzengleyiduanlinyunfeizaiguowaiqianxiajueduzhai，beifuponvyousaodichumendediaochabaogaojietu。

chiruanfanchidaobeiganchulai，xianzaiyouhuitoukenxiayingzheikuaihuitoucao？**shiruanfanjiede“buwangchuxin”！

jiangzheiyiqiefajiwodezhuli，gaosutayaobashiqingzuojue。zuowanzheiyiqie，**zaiyibeishang，

zhangzhangtuchuyikouzhuoqi。menwaixiayingdepaimenshengyijingbianchengledaizhekuqiangdeaiqiu。

“shenchuan....shenchuannikaimen！womentantan！wozhidaocuole，nitingwojieshihaobuhao？doushiyunfeita，

tagouyinwode！woyishihutu。”gouyin？yishihutu？wolengxiao。xianzaizhidaopale？wanle！shubiaojiantou，

wenwendiyidongdaogongsineibutongxunruanjiande“quangongsiqunfa”anniushang。xiaying，linyunfei，

nimenbushixihuanwanma？laozijintianjiurangnimenwangedade！shenbaimingliedeneizhong！zhijianyongli，zhongzhongyidian！

fasongchenggong！jihuzaifasongchenggongdetishikuangdanchudetongyimiao，menwaixiayingdeshouji，

xiangshibeitonglegaoyadianyiyang，fengkuangdi、jianruidi、ciqibifudixiangleqilai！

weixintishiyin、duanxintishiyin、dianhua**。paimenshengjiaranerzhi。querdaizhide，

shixiayingyishengjingkongdaojizhide、sixinliefeidejianjiao：“a！！shenchuan！niganleshenme？！！”ganleshenme？

womanyouyoudiqishen，huodongleyixiajiangyingdebozi，lianshangluchuyisibinglengde、canrendexiaoyi。haoxi，

caiganggangkaichang。5menwaixiayingdejianjiaoshengheshoujifengkuangdehongzhasheng，xiangyiqujiangdejiaoxiangle，

tingdewotongtishutai。“he，nibushigaolengnvzongma？”“bushinvqiangrenma？

”woyouzaiyouzaidilakaishufangmen。huo！haojiahuo！xiayingxiangbeichoudiaolegutou，tanruanzaibinglengdedibanshang，

shoulisisizuanzheneibuhaizaifengkuangzhendongdeshouji，pingmuliangdeciyan，shangmianmimimamaquanshixinxiaoxitishi。

taneizhanggangcaihailihuadaiyudelian，cikecanbairuzhi，zuichunduosuozhe，yanshenhuansan，

touzheyiguzitiantadixiandejuewang。jingxindalidetoufalingluanditiezaihanshideetoushang，

sichoushuiqunzhoubabadiguozaishenshang，nahaiyoubandianpingrilixiazongdegaoaojingzhi？kanjianwochulai，

tamengditaiqitou，neishuangyanjingli，cikezhishengxiajizhidekongjuheyuandu。“shenchuan！！！

”tafachuyishengbusirenshengdeqilisihou，liangundaipadipuguolai，jianlidezhijiazhizhichaowolianshangnao。

“nizheigefengzi！chusheng！nihuilewo！nihuilewodegongsi！wogennipinle！

”woceshenqingsongduoguotadezhuazi，shunshiyibazuanzhutaxianxideshouwan，lidaodadenengniesuigutou。

tatengde“a”yishengcanjiao。“huileni？”wocoujinta，jihunengwendaotashenshangneiguexinweidao，

shengyinyadejidi，quezizirubingzhui。“xiaying，shinizijibalianshenguolairanglaozidade！

laozijinideliangouduole！shinizijibuyao！feiyaogenneitiaochishideyegougaozaiyiqi！xianzaizhidaopale？

wanle！”wohenhenshuaikaitadeshou。xiayingliangqiangzhehoutuijibu，houbeizhongzhongzhuangzaiqiangshang，tengdequansuoqilai，