zhangpianlianzaixiaoshuo《bierendoushidaofaqumo，niyongwuligongji？》rangrenkanhouaibushishou，chuzishilipaidashen“gaizibibuhuifanshen”zhishou，zhangbenjiekezhijiandegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，xiangqing：manpingdewenhaoshuamanlezhenggepingmu。danshizhangbenrengjiushimianwubiaoqing，tasixialebingchuangshangdeyijiaobuliao，cale……
huaxiatianxuanzheyibangzidabaolebaojunguiyidenaodai。
zheigexiaoxiyijingzaiquanshijiedefanweineizhakaile。
wushuguanzhongyongrulezhangbendezhibojian，qizhongbaokuogeguogaoceng。
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yigegaocengdao：“yuanbenwomenduizheigegaozhongshengzhangbendoububaoxiwangle，zhixiangtabudiyigeshibaijiuxing。”
tadunleyixia，“danshixianzai，shiqinghaoxiangchuxianzhuanjile。”
lingyigegaocengganmangdao：“danwomenxianzaihaibuyaodeyidetaizao，meizhunzhishizhangbenwudawuzhuang。”
qitagaocengfenfendiantou，tamenxianzaijiushibunenggaoxingdetaizao，rujinhuaxiajingguowulianbai，yijingjijikeweile。tamenbixuzhongshimeiyichangyouxi，tongshi，meigeguojiayousancichangwaitixingtianxuanzhedejihui。
zheigejihuitamenyebixuhaohaobawo。
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zheitiaozoulangkanshangqushifenguiyi：
yiwangbujiandi，yuanfangsihuhaiyouqiguaideyidong，rangsuoyoutianxuanzheheguanzhongdoubuyoudetiqiyikexin。
huranyouxiaonvhaidekuqishengxiangqi，qifenbiandegengjinzhangle。
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zhijiandezhangbenmeiyouxiaoxinyiyi，yemeiyoukongjujidan。
fanershidabuliuxingdexiangqianzou，yibianzouyibiandashengdechangzhe：
“meimeinizuochuantoua！gegewoanshangzou！enenaiai，xianshengdangyouyou！”
：......
：“gemennipaodiaole！”
：“bierenchanggeyaoqian，nichanggeyaoming！”
：“师父别唱了！”
zhibojianlideguanzhongdounanyirenshouzhangbentian（gui）lai（ku）zhi（lang）yin（hao），fenfenfadanmutucaodao。
danshiguolepianketamencaifanyingguolai，
：“zheishijingsongyouxiawei！”
：“kongbuyouxidoubeiniwanchengzhiwudazhanjiangshile！daifudoumeinilang！”
：“nishidasuannantingsizheilideguiyima？”
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jiuzaitachangdetourudeshihou，turanfaxianleyicedeqiangbishangdeyiyang：
neibaiqiangshangkezheyilianchuanmimimamadewenzi。
zhangbenxikan，faxianneizhengshiyitiaotiaoguize：
【guizeyi：bunengwunixiaonvhai。
guizeer：xiaonvhairuguoshuoeyaojitachide。
guizesan：cancheshangdecaishiliangde，xiaonvhaizhichirede。
guizesi：hexiaonvhaiwanyouxibunengshu。】
zonggongsitiaoguize，danshixinxiliangquebushao。
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canchezhengtiezaiqiangbian，fushoushangdaizheyixiebanbodexueji。
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zheikongbudeyimujingdeguanzhongdouzuolinananle。
：“bukuishidiyujifuben，guizeshaoerjing。”
：“xiankankanzheihuaxiaxiaozizenmejiejue！”
：“kendingdexianquzhaonvhaia！suoyouguizedoushiweizhetalaide。”
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danshidiertiaoguizeshi：bixuyaojixiaonvhaichide！
zheijiushuoming，ruguozheitiaoguizeshizhende，neiyidanxiaonvhaichuxiantaochide，zhangbenshinabuchulairenhedongxide！
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“nishenmeyisi？”diyigegaocenglengleleng。
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neigexiaonvhaideyanjingzhizhongkongdongdongde，haiguazheliangdaoxueleizailianjiashang。
“wo！”zhangbenbeijingleyixia，danshihenkuaijiuhuifuzhengchangle。
“你要干嘛？”
“woele！”xiaonvhaitankaishou，shituxiangzhangbensuoyaoshenmedongxi。
zhangbenzhishipailepaizijilveweilongqidexiaofu，dao：“womeichidejini！”
：“tashixiangsileba？guizeshangdouxiezheniyaojitachide！”
：“haha！gangcaihaiyiweizheixiaoziyouduoqiangde，jiushigelengtouqinga！”
：“huaxiayouyaochujuge！”
jiuzaizhibojianquanshilengchaorefengdeshihou，xiaonvhaiquefeiyisuosidetanlekouqi，jiezhedixialetou，
“好吧！”
接着转身离去！
：“WTF?”
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