xinshengdaiwangwenxieshou“sisi”daizheshumingwei《jiaojiaoburuyu》dedoushishenghuoxiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixian，benwenshiyibenyidoushishenghuoweibeijingdeshuangwen，weiraozhurengongguzhoulinjiaojiaoshenbiandechuanqijinglizhankai，juqinggenggai：haimeilaidejixiangmingbai，liqingfengdeliansebiandezhengningqilai，yijiaotiguolaiyaobawochuaijinhebian。zheishilinqingyucongtashenhoupushanglaibaozhutadetui，“guzhoukuaipao，wo…………
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qianshi，nvyoudezhumajiamaofujiazidizaiwaizhaoyaozhuangpian，zuizhongbeiwojiechuan，tajingranfengkuangdikaichexiangwochonglai。
zaishengsibianyuan，nvyoudejiejieaiqiunvyoujiuwoyiming，ranertadelengmohuijue，
“juebukeneng。qingfengshenfenheqizungui，zenmekenengweilezheigewumingxiaozunongzangzijideshuangshou？！”
nvyoudejiejiejiuzheiyangbuguyiqiediguilesantiansanye，zuizhongbeizhumadaizoubingwuruzhisi。
zhizhiwosi，nvyourengzaishikoufourenzhumamouhaixingmingdengzuixing，jiandingdiweihuzhetaxuweiderenshe。
zhongshengzhihou，wobuzailianxinvyou，ershizhijiezhaodaoledage：“ge，youzheimegemaopaihuozhengliyongwodeshenfensiyiwangwei，bangwochuliyixia。”
“lingwai，helinjialianyindeduixiang，woyaohuanchengduifangdedanver。”
guoqujinianjian，woxianglinjiatigongledaliangzijinhejishuziyuan，jieguohuanlaidequeshinongfuyushe。
rujin，woxiangkankanshiqulezheifenyikao，neiyiduiqingmeizhumajiujinghainengkuangaodaohezhongdibu！
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“guzhou！jinwannidangzheneimeduorendemianrangwodiulian，woyidingyaorangnihouhuimoji！dangshichaichuanwodeshihouduoxiaozhanga，meixiangdaohuiyoujintianba？”
“nibuguoshiqiongxiaoziyige，lianlinjiaojiaodouqiaobushangni。jiusuanwojintianzaizheipianpidifangbaniyachengrouni，tayehuizhanzaiwozheibian，nishuoshibushi！”
liqingfengneixiecierdehuachuanjinwodeerduo，meidengwofanyingguolai。
jiukandaoneiliangderangrenzhengbukaiyandechedengyuelaiyuejin，jiezhechezicongwoshenshangnianguo，bansuizhefadongjidehongmingsheng，wodeshentitongdeyaoming。
wocaiyishidaozijizhongshengle。
zhongshengdaolebeiliqingfengkaichezhuangdeneigeshunjian。
pangbianposuideshoujibuzhidaoshenmeshihoubotonglenvyoulinjiaojiaodehaoma，limianchuanchudeshitachongmanyanedelengmoshengyin。
“guzhou，buyaozaidadianhuajiwole。wozhidaonijiduwoheqingfengdeguanxi，suoyiguyizhaochapohuaiwomendeganqing。”
“qingfengbukenenghuikaichezhuangni，taneiliangcheshangbaiwanni，zhuangnishihuabulaide。zheiciwulunnizenmeshuo，wodoubuhuixinnide！”
shuowanhoutachenmolexialai，haoxiangzaidengzhewodefanying。
danzheiciwomeiyouxiangshangcineiyangjieshiheqiuzhu，shiturangtaxiangxinliqingfengdezhenshimianmu。
kandaoliqingfengyangzhangerqu，wofeilidishenshouguaduandianhua，yongzuihouyisidianliangyoudaleyige。
jietonghou，worenzhequanshendejutongshuo：“ge，kuailaijiuwo。”
erbianwengwengzuoxiang，tingbuqingchuduifangdehuida，danwojianxindageyidinghuilai。
woshidagezuiaidedidi，yeshigujiaweilaideerbashou，jialiyixiangfeichangkanzhongwodeanquan。
zheixienianwoyizhitoutougenlinjiaojiaozaiyiqi，yijingshitamendejixian。
ruguotamenzhidaoyourenshanghailewo，yidinghuihenhenbaofuneigeren。
dangwozhengnuliwanglubianpaqudeshihou，faxianliqingfengturankaizhechehuilaile。
chechuanghuanhuanjiangxia，tayongyishuangyinlengdeyanjingdengzhewo，“jiaojiaoshuonihaihuozhe，kanlaishizhende。”
woxinlidunshilianglebanjie，ruguotazaizhuangyici，wokendingwandan。
kanzhetayoumengcaiyoumen，jihujuewangzhishi。
lingyilianghongsedechecongxiangfanfangxiangchongleguolai，zhijiezhuangshangleliqingfengdehaoche。
congcheshangxialaidejingranshilinjiaojiaodejiejie，linqingyu。
xiangqitashangbeiziweileqiurenjiuwo，zaiwochuangqianbeirenxiuruzhisideqingjing，xinliwuweizachen，gengduodeshikuijiuheganji。
zheibeiziwoyidingbuhuizairangtashoushang。
laibujixixiangtaweihechuxianzaizheili，woganjintuikaita，“kuaizou，bieguanwo！”
keshitaiwanle，linqingyubeiliqingfengconghoumianyibazhuazhutoufazhuaiguoqu。
meidengtashuochuyijuhua，liqingfenghenhenyijiaochuaizaitaduzishang，“nalaidechouponiang，nizhidaozijizaiganmama？”
“shaoyeshishenmerenniyeganlan，shibushihuoniwaile！”
linqingyutengdemantoulenghan。
dantashijingyaoleduifangdeshouyikou，liqingfengtongjiaoyisheng，suishoujianqishitouzaxiangtadenaodai。
yankanlinqingyubeidadexueliubuzhi，woxinlinanshoujile，“tashilinjiaojiaodejiejie，nizheiyangzuobupatazhaonisuanzhang？”
liqingfenglengleyixia，ranhoueduyixiao，juranyibazhangbatashandaozaidi，haijiexialezijideyaodai，“tashilinjiaojiaodejiejieyouzenyang，kanshangtashitadefuqi。”
“zaishuowoshigujiaershaoye，linjianengyoujintianquankaowo，woyaoshishuotashibeinihaide，nijuedelinjiaojiaohuixinshei，shixinwohaishini？tayaoshizhenshaleni，zheishihewomeiguanxi！”
wojidebuxing，shuangtuiduanlegenbendongbule，zhihaoshuochuzijidezhenshishenfen，“zhushou！wocaishizhenzhengdegujiashaoye，tashishouwobaohuderen，niganduitaxiashou，wohuiranggujiasuoyouziyuanlaiduifuni，yibeizirangnishengburusi！”
liqingfenghahadaxiao，“zheihuangyanbiandehaitingzhen，kexigujialaodayijingchengrenwoshitadedidi！niyoushenmezigemaochongwo？”
wozhenjingbuyi，bingbuzhicishi。
wofumuganqinghenhao，meiyouqitahaizi。dageyecengfashiyishengzhirenwoyigeqindidi，zheigejiahuoyoushizenmehuishi？
haimeilaidejixiangmingbai，liqingfengdeliansebiandezhengningqilai，yijiaotiguolaiyaobawochuaijinhebian。
zheishilinqingyucongtashenhoupushanglaibaozhutadetui，“guzhoukuaipao，wolaituozhuta！”
tayaozhuliqingfeng，chedijinuleta，zhengzhunbeiyiqidongshoushi，zhishengjideshengyincongtianerjiang。
顾家人来了！
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gujiadezhulicongzhishengjishangjicongcongpaoxialai，bawohelinqingyujiulechulai。
liqingfengzhijiebeijihunhoutuozoule，erlinqingyuyouyujingheguoduyeyunleguoqu。
wolianmangrangrensongtaquyiyuanzhiliao，zijizezhishicaocaodichulileyixiaguzhededifang。
zuozaijijiushiwaidenglehaoyizhenzi，zhidaoyishengshuolinqingyuyijingbeipingansongwangbingfang，wocaizhongyufangxiaxinlai。
suihou，womashangjigegedaledianhuabaopingan。
dezhiwoshoushangdexiaoxi，dagenuqichongtian，paizhezhuozizhanqilai，“daodishisheihaideni？yaoshiwobumangdechoubukaishen，jueduihuigenzhezhuliguoqu，henhenjiaoxuntamen！”
wobuxiangrangshitaikuoda，zhihaogaosuta，“ge，yuanbenjihuaxiageyuexianglinjiatiyidehunshi，woyaohuangeren。”
gexianranyouxiechijing，“nibugenlinjiaojiaojiehunle？nimenjiaowanglesannianduo，wohaiyiweinihuiyixinyiyiyaoqutade。”
“shide，wobudasuanqutale，woxiangqudeshilinqingyu。”
“lingwai，zheixienianhuazailinjiaojiaoshenshangdesuoyoutouzi，woyejuedingquanbushouhuilai。”
wobalinjiaojiaodangzuowodeairen，ketaqueyizhinawodanggexiaohua，rangpengyoumensuiyichaonong。
buguanshiyiqianhaishixianzai，tadouhuzheneigeliqingfeng，yijingrangwochedishiwang。
tingdaozheier，dageshengyinbiandechenzhong，“haoba，doutingnideanpai。”
“wohuizanshidiaohuizhuli，danliuxialejigegujiabaobiaoshouzainineier，jideyaohaohaoxiuyang。”
“zhiyushanghainideneixiejiahuo，buyaoshitumanzhewo，zhiyaozhidaoshisheigande，napazhidongniyigenshouzhitou，yeyaorangtafuchudaijia！”
tashuowanjiuguaduanledianhua，lianjiwojieshidejihuidoumeiyou。
benxiangshunbianwenwenguanyuliqingfengdeqingkuang，kanlaizhiyouxiacizaishuole。
zhuanshenzhengzhunbeiqukanwanglinqingyushi，turantingjianloudaolichuanlaijiaobusheng。
taitouyikanzhengshimanliannuhuodelinjiaojiao。
shanglaijiushiyigeerguangzhongzhongdidazaiwodelianshang，jihushixiesidilidezhiwen。
“guzhou，nifengleba！jingranganpairenduifuqingfeng。takeshigujiaershaoye，nizhidaotajialirenyouduohuzhetaba？dengzhesidingle！”
beidaleyierguangdelianpianxiangyibian，danwolengxiaoqilaifanwendao：“tashigujiaren？neiweishenmexingxuni？”
linjiaojiaobunaifandijieshidao，“zheinijiubumingbaile，yinweianquanyuanyinfumucairangtagaixing，bingqiedidiaoshenghuo，zheibushitingchangjiandema！”
“womencongxiaojiurenshile，xianzaicaizhidaotadebeijing。xiangnizheiyangdexiaodifanglaidefenghuangnanzenmekenengdongzheixieni？”
zhengdangzheishi，zhijianbenlaiyinggaiguanzaicangkuli、biqinglianzhongdeliqingfengjingrangenzaibaobiaoduizhangshenhouchuxianle。
kandaozheiyimu，linjiaojiaoxingzailehuodikanzhewoyiweidananlintou。
woxinlishifenyihuoweishenmehuizheiyang，zhijianneiduizhangjingzhizouxiangwo。
benyiweitahuizhanzaimianqianbaohuwo，quemeixiangdaojinglunqigunzichaozhewodaguolai。
“nizheigehunzhang，haiganqifuwojiashaoye？jintianfeijinidianyanseqiaoqiao！”
wodeetouhenkuaijiuyouxueliulexialai，yanqianyipianmohu，jihuyaodaoxia。
ketayanshenzhongtouchudeneizhongfengkuang，fangfozhendeyiweizijishizaibaohuzhurenyiyang。
wojingyadishuobuchuhualai，“nishibushirencuorenle？woshigujiazhenzhengdeershaoyea！”
danshiduifangxionghendihuiying。
“wokannishinaozijinshuileba！wozaigujiaganlezheimejiu，zhijianguoyiweimingjiaoqingfengdeshaoye，nishuonizijishishenmewanyier，jingganmaochong？”
zheishi，liqingfengcongpangbianzouchulai，muguangbinglengdidingzhewo。
woganjuetaduiwodetaidujiuxiangshiduidaiyizhidaizaidegaoyang。
zhuantouduilinjiaojiaoshuodao，“jiaojiao，nikangaizenmebanhao？wozhishixianganjingdigenpengyouhejiueryi，jieguozheijiahuojuranwumieshuowomaochongshenfen。”
“womengujiarenyixiangchushididiao，suoyiwoyierzaizaiersanrenrang，shenzhipaichehaoxinsongtahuiqu。”
“ketaquewuzhongshengyoudishuoshiwozhuangshangleta！pohuailejiazumingsheng，zheigechougaizenmesuan？”
suirantashuodetianhualuanzhuidiandaoshifei，danlinjiaojiaosihuxinyiweizhen，lijijiuzhuwodelingkouyibajiangwozhuaixialunyi。
jiezhejiushiyijifeijiaochuaixiangxigai，rangwozhongzhongguidaozaidibanshang。
tahaiminglingbierenshijinganyawodenaodaiwangdishangke，“guzhou，wozhendemeixiangdaonishizheizhongxiaoren，kuaidianxiangqingfengdaoqian，yizhiketouqingqiuyuanliang！”
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woqidequanshenfadou，xiangzhengzhazhezhanqilai。
dagezongshijiaoyuwonanrenyaoyouguqi，chufeiweilexinaideren，juebunengqingyixiagui。
congchushengdaoxianzai，chulefumu，wocongmeixiangbierenxiaguogui，zheiyangzuojianzhijiushiduiwodexiuru！
linjiaojiaojianzhuanglengxiaoyisheng，aomandishuo：“nihaibushihaodai？gaosunigeneimuxiaoxi，gujiadasuangenwomenlinjialianyin，duixiangjiushiwo。”
“xiangwomenzheizhongshenfenderen，genbenbukenenghenizheigeqiongxiaozizaiyiqi。chenzaodaxiaobuqieshijideniantou，xianzaijiqingfengrengecuo，yexuwohuikanzaiguoqudefenshang，qiutafangguoniyiming！”
woetoushangdeqingjinbaoqi，chaofengdixiaodao：“linjiaojiao，gujiabuhuixuanzenide，nizuihaozuohaobeiganchulinjiadezhunbeiba！”
zheijuhuaxianranjinulelinjiaojiao，tanaqipangbiandehuapingshuaizaidishang，juzhefenglidesuipianchaowodatuiciguolai。
“buzhisihuodedongxi！nipingshenmezheiyanggenwoshuohua？”
“ruguoniyidingyaozuiying，neiwobujieyirangnizaiyezhanbuqilai，kannihainengbunengzaixiaozhang！”
beirenanzhuhou，wodongdanbude，zhinengbishangyanjing，juewangdidengdaizhetongkujianglin。
raneryuliaozhongdetengtongbingmeiyoulailin。
zhengkaiyanshi，faxianjuranshilinqingyubuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxian，dangzailewodeqianmian。
tashenshangdebinghaofuranmanxianxue，dantahaishizhanzaiwomianqian，xuruodishuo：“buyaotingliqingfengdehuyanluanyu，tajiushiyigehaowudaodede**，jueduibushigujiashaoye。”
“ruguonihaixiangshanghaixiaozhou，jiuxianshalewo！”
linjiaojiaozhenjingdikanzhejiejieshenshangxinjiujiaozadeshanghen，zhengzhunbeikaikouxunwen。
liqingfengqueqiangxianyibu，yangaizhehuangluan，yibazhuazhulinqingyudaletayigeerguang，nudao：“**！nixianzaihaizaizaoyaoshengshi！”
“niyiweiwobuzhidao？nishijiduwonenghegujialianyin，suoyicaiguyiwuxianwomen！bieyiweiwobuzhidaonideyitu，nihezheigeqiongxiaoziyiqichuxianzaiyiyuan，jiushiweilepianwo！”
linqingyubeishandaozaidi，tuleyikouxue。
tadeliansegengjiacangbai，sihulianzhichengdouhenkunnanle。
baobiaoxiexiaozhebatatuodaoyibiandefangjianli。
wojidexinrudaoge，xiangquzuzhiquebeilinjiaojiaojuqihuapingzadao。
tafennudidahou，“guaibude，qianshiyeshinimenchuantonghaode！nimenlianggeguoranheqihuolaiqipianwo！”
womengranyishidaolinjiaojiaoyezhongshengle。
nanguaizheiyishiwomingmingmeiyouxiangtaqiujiu，taquezhijieduandingwozaishuohuang！
xianxuebuduanyongchu，woyijinggandaotouyunmuxuan，shuobuchuhualai，zhinengpazaidishangwulidizhengzha。
linjiaojiaoshenxiyikouqi，henhendizhuazhuwodeshou。
“nizhidaodezuigujiaxiaoshaoyehuiyoushenmehouguoma？”
“dangniantagangchushengjiubeitouzou，jieguoneigezeidangtianxiawujiubeikanchenglebakuaidiuqizaihuangdili！”
“chuzhongdeshihouyourenzaitajiaoxiarengdingzi，diertianneirenshuangtuijiufensuixingguzhele。”
“daxueyougenvhaishitujiaotaliangtiaochuanjiejinta，jieguobeirenjiechuancongcishizong。”
“yuqiranggujiazhengsini，niyinggaiganxiewohaiduinikuanrong。”
shuozhe，tanaqiyibajianruideshoushudao，zhijiezhajinlewodeshouwan，bingyonglijiaodong。
jutongrangwohunshenzhandou，yaoyashuodao：“yaoshibeiwojiarenfaxianlenimenzheimezuo，diyigesidejiushinimen！”
liqingfenglengxiaoyisheng，taijiaohenhentizaiwodeduzishang。
“guzhou，kuaisilehaizuomengni，xianbaozhunidemingzaishuoba！jintianwojiuhaohaojiaoxunniyifan，jiaonishenmejiaozunjingzhangbei！”
tamenyirengeduanlewodeshoujin，yirenduizhewoquandajiaoti。
quanshenshangxiachuanlaijuliedetengtong，woshituwanghoutuiqu，quebeibaobiaoduizhangsisianzhu，taxionghendishanlewoyibazhang，madao：“haixiangtao？nijiwoliuzaizheilihaohaoshoufa！”
shentiwanquanwufayidong，zhidebishangyanjingmomorenshou。
jiuzaijihujuewangzhiji，yiyuandamenturanbeidakai，dagedaizheyiqunrenchongjinlai。
talishenghedao：“nimenzaizheiliganshenme？”
shuowan，tademuguangluozailewodeshenshang。
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我上岸月球那天，前女友考研上岸
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我给死人化妆的亲身经历
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