《bushiba？chushengdiyitianjiubeiposhangban》shiaizuidudedaxiedeyibenluojixinghenqiangdeshu，gushizhangjietiaoliqingchu，bijiaowanmei。zhujiaoshisongxiaoyujianqiangzhuyaojiangshudeshi：“wodigezunainai，nikebiekule！”“nishashihou，caihuinengxuehuihejianqiangyiyangdingdianshangcesuo，henaibutunai，zhunshishuijuejue……”“jianqiang，yaobunihemei……
“woyeshiganggangrenshide。”
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钟悦，F级灵媒师。
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……
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还未等胖女人开口。
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唯一能交流的外婆。
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直到小黑的出现。
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至于为什么。
它们答不上来。
weiyouxiaohei，jichuleyigedaan。
自由！
tawenxiaohei，ziyoushishenme。
xiaoheichenmolehenjiu，buyuanhuidazheigewenti。
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钟悦连连点头。
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“chichichi，nitamajiuzhidaochi！”
roupulaobanniangyibazhangshuaizaierzilianshang。
“啊？”
roubaoyilianmengbidewangzhelaoma。
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