doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《beisaodichumen，wohuashengaishizunzhu》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyijiyuanninglushuangweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：“dangzhenshibupasi。”ninglushuangbuxie，duizhuanghanfenfudao。“zaileba，liuzheaiyan。”“？？”zhuanghanweiweidiantou，……
mianduilaozhedediyi，jiyuanhendanran，fanwenyiju：“nishuowoshipianzi，neiwoqingwen，ningjiazhaonilaikanbing，hualeduoshaoqian？”
laozhelenghengyisheng：“niwenzheigezuoshenme，genniyoushenmeguanxi？”
jiyuanmeiyouhuida，kanxiangninglushuang：“ning**bujieyidehua，kefougaosuwo？”
“一千万！”
“yiqianwan，bushaoleba。”
jiyuanzhigougoudikanzhelaozhe：“ningjiahualezheimedadejiaqianzhaonilaizhibing，kenibingmeiyoubabingrenjizhihao，erwofenwenbuqu，niqueshuowokanzhongningjiadeqian，daodisheicaishipianzi？”
“xiaowangbadan，niganshuowoshipianzi？”
tingdaojiyuandehua，laozhedunshidanu。
tazhangkangdexingyishushinian，xianzaihaishihuaihaishiyiyuandejiaoshou，taganshuo，zaihuaihaijueduizhaobuchudiergeyishubitagenggaomingderen，erqietahaishihenduofuhaodezuoshangbin。
bierenqingtakanbing，wulunchuduoshaoqian，douhaiyaokantadexinqing。
keyanqianzheigenianqingxiaozi，queganshuotashipianzi，quru，taiqurule！
jiyuandandandao：“wozhishitixingni，meiyouzhengjujiubuyaoluanshuobierenshipianzi，zijiyishubuxing，gengbieyilaomailao！”
“haoxiaozi，nishidiyigeganzheimegenwoshuohuaderen！”
zhangkangdehuomaosanzhang：“ning**，woyaonilikebazheijiahuojiganzou，fouze，tangzailimiandebingren，wojiubuzhile。”
ninglushuangdelianseyouxienankan，tajuedejiyuanbingmeiyoushuocuo，zhangkangdedequezaiyilaomailao。
xianzaihaiweixieta，rangtabajiyuanganzou，zhangzhezijizigelao，jiugangenningjiajiaoban？
jiyuanlengxiao：“rangnizhi，ninengzhidehaoma？haiweixiening**，nijuedequanshijiezhiyouninengzhibing？”
“你……”
zhangkangdebeijiyuanduideyakouwuyan。
“haolehaole，biezhengle。”
ninglushuangdayuanchang：“zhanglao，bingrenqingkuangweiji，xianrangjiyuankankanba，wanyijiyuannengzhihaoni。”
“ning**，jirannifeiyaoxiangxinta，neiwobulanni。”
zhangkangdelenglengdao：“danchouhuawoxianshuozaiqiantou，zhiyaonijizheijiahuokanlebingren，wulunjieguoruhewodoubuzaichashou，yinweiwozhangkangdediubuqizheiren。”
zheizhongshichuanchuqu，bierenhuishuotazhangkangdemeibenshizhiliaodebingren，haixuyaoyigenianjiqingqingdewumingxiaozulaikan，zheishitawufarenshoudechiru。
“jixiansheng，genwojinquba。”
ninglushuangdaizhejiyuanjinmen。
“zhanglao，nijiuzaiwaimiandengzheba。”
zhangkangdeyexianggenzhejinqu，danbeininglushuanglanzaimenwai，suihoubamenguanshang。
zhangkangdeqideliandouniuqule：“yatoupianzi，juranganduiwobujing，nijiwodengzhe！”
jiyuanyishanglou，jiukandaoyouwugebingrentangzaichuangweishang。
chuangbian，baifangzheshengmingyiqi，yiqixianshishengmingtizhenghenxuruo。
jiyuanzouguoquchakan，wugebingren，zhengzhangliandoucangbai，weiduzuichunfahei。
“他们是中毒了。”
jiyuanyiyanjiukanchulebingzheng。
ninglushuangdiandiantou：“bucuo，danquechabuchutamenzhongleshenmedu。”
“xiangenwoshuoshuolailongqumaiba。”
“tamenzhiqianquleyitangbeishengdailesantian，xiangyaokaituobeishengshichang。”
ninglushuangjieshidao：“danzaitamenhuilaideqianyitian，turanshiquleyiqielianxi，wugerendoulianxibushang，zaihoulaitamenjiuhuidaolehuaihai，meiduojiujiuyibingbuqile。”
jiyuanyibiantingzhe，yibianzoudaochuangbian，jibingrenbamai。
“还好，有救。”
cihuayichu，ninglushuangdunshijidongdao：“jixiansheng，nishishuozhende？”
jiyuanmeiyouduoshuo，nalaiyinzhen，tabayinzhenguoleyibian，weiweibiyanshuxileyixiazhenfa。
xiayimiao，jiyuanshuangyanzhengkai，baochuliangdaoguangmang。
“嗖嗖嗖！”
jiyuanchushourufeng，kuaisuchuzhen，yinzhensusuerluo，zhengzhongxuewei。
suizheyinzhenxiangxuluoxiaqu，wugebingrendelianshangmanmanchuxianleyisixuese，zuichundewuheikaishixiaosanxiaqu。
ertamendeqiqiaohuanhuanliutangchuyisiheiseyeti。
“这是血吗？”
ninglushuangyanleyikoutuomo，tahaimeijianguozheimeheidexianxue。
“bushi，zheishimiaojiangyizhongxuechong。”
jiyuanmuguangruili：“fuyongjintineihou，xuechonghuihuachengheishuijinruwuzangliufu，qinshishenti，zhixushitian，rentijiuzhishengxiayitanbaigu！”
ninglushuangjinghuyisheng：“sheizheimehendu，juranjiwoningjiaderenxiazheizhongduyao。”
“ruguowomeicaicuo，shiyourenxianghaininingjia。”
jiyuanshensesuran：“zheizhongxuechong，yibanrenshizhaobudaode，ertamenshicongbeishenghuilaihoucaifabing，nihaohaoxiangxiang，nimenningjiashibushizaibeishengdezuileshenmeren，buranduifangbuhuiyongzheimecanrendeshouduan。”
“ningjianengyoujintiandechengjiu，dequedezuibushaoren。”
ninglushuangyanshenmanmanandanxialai：“woxinliyijingcaidao……”
“砰！”
ninglushuanghuahaimeishuowan，jiukandaozhangkangdedaizheyigezhongniannanrenqishixiongxiongdizoushanglai。
zhangkangdemanlianyinchendizhizhejiyuan：“sanye，woshuodepianzijiushizheijiahuo，ning**jiushibeitajipianle。”
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