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zhouzhouzhouyuanlinshushiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zaiaichiyangroumifandetuboshudexiaoshuo《beishuaidangtian，wobangdinglezhananfandanxitong》zhong，tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou，tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng，yuxieeshilidouzheng，baohushijiedeanquan。zheibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie，falehenjiudedai。naicha？polian？gongkainuma？zhei……zheifuhezhouyuanyiguanjinshendefenggema？zhaoruiwoyezhidao，xinggeshiyoudianzhi，danyebuzhiyuzheimechongdongba……。

精彩章节

guimishuowodecrushshizhanan，womatajidu。zhidaoqinyankandaotatongshiliaosangenvsheng，

wocaichedibengkui。dangwanshoudaoshenmiduanxin：“xiangbaofuma？huifuyeskaiqizhananfandanxitong。

”wohuifuhou，shijiekaishiguiyinizhuan——taliaodemeigenvhaidouhuiturankanqingtadezhenmianmu。

tashiqusuoyouaimeiduixiang，gongzuobeijiaohuang，zuihoushengminglangjie。woyiweidachoudebao，

xitongquedanchuzuizhongtishi：“fandanchenggong，chushibangdingzheshiweixitongceshidiyishouhaizhe。”“gongxi，

niyijubeiguanliyuanzige，qingxuanze：xiezaixitong，huojieshouxunzhaoxiayigejuewangnvhai。

”---wobawoguimizhouzhoujilaheile。jiuzaishifenzhongqian，tajiwofalaiyichuanzhangzhangdeyuyin，diankai，

shitajihouhouyoudaizhedianhentiebuchenggangdeshengyin：“linshu！wogennishuo，zhouyuanjiushigechetoucheweidezhanan！

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dongzuokuaideshenzhidaileyisiduqidehenjing。xinzangdongdongditiao，lianshangqueshaodehuang。yibanshiqide，

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jiuyinweitatanguojicilianai，erwoshimutaisolo？

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tashishejibudetongshi，biwozaoruzhiyinian。jidewodiyitianlaigongsi，

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zonghuiwenhedigenwodazhaohu；jucanshitahuibudongshengsedibacaizhuandaowogenqian；wopengyouquanfayizhangxiayudetu，

tadouhuisiliaowenwodaimeidaisan。taneimehao，neimewenrou，kanwodeyanshengenkanbierenbuyiyang。woganjuededao。

weilepeideshangta，wojielelingshi，yaoyamaixianeitiaosiguidexiaoqunzi，

zhiyinweitasuikoukuaguoyiju“lansehenchenni”。womeitiantiqianbanxiaoshidaogongsi，jiuweileneng“ouyu”ta。

wozheibeiziconglaimeiduiyigerenzheimeshangxinguo。zhouzhoushenmedoubuzhidao。tazhishijidu。

jiduwohaoxiangkuaiyaozhuazhuxingfule。dui，yidingshizheiyang。woshenxiyikouqi，

duizhexishoujiandejingzibulebukouhong，yongliminleminzui。jingzilideren，yanjingliyouzhongxuzhangshengshideliangguang。

woyaoquzhaozhouyuan，tashuojintianxiabanyoushigenwoshuo，shuobuding……shuobudingjiushiyaobiaobai。

yixiawuwodouxinshenbuning，jianpanqiaocuolehaojici。haoburongyiaodaoxiabandian，

zhouyuandeweixinjinlaile：“xiaoshu，wolinshiyoudianshi，dewanbanxiaoshi。

yaobunixiandaogongsilouxianeijia‘zhuanjiaokafeiguan’dengwo？

buhaoyisia【xiaolian】”xinlixiaoxiaodishiluoleyixia，danhenkuaiyoubeiqidaitianman。“meishideyuange，

nixianmang，wodengni~”woteyishoushimanlebanpai，dengbangongshilirenchabuduozouguangle，

caiduizhexiaojingziyouzhaolezhao，linzhebaoxialou，quleneijiakafeiguan。xuanlegekaochuangdeweizhizuoxia，

dianleyibeinatie，xiaokouxiaokoudihezhe，yanjingbuzhudiwangchuangwaipiao。shifenzhong，

ershifenzhong……banxiaoshiguoqule，zhouyuanhaimeilai。kafeikuaijiandile。yexutashiqinghaimeibanwan？

yaobuyaofagexiaoxiwenwen？youpaxiandezijitaijiqie。zhengjiujiezhe，shixianwuyishidisaoguojieduimian，

mengdidingzhule。jieduimiantingzheyiliangshuxideheisesuv，shizhouyuandeche。tabushishuolinshiyoushima？

chezenmehuizaizheili？xintiaolouleyipai。jinjiezhe，kafeiguanxieduimianneijiagaojixicantingdemenkaile，

jigerenxiaozhezouchulai。zhongjianneigechuanzheqianhuisechenshan、shenxingtingbadenanren，bushizhouyuanshishei？

talianshangguazhewoshuxide、lingrenrumuchunfengdexiaorong。dantapangbian，zouzhesangenianqingnvhai，

dabandedouhenjingzhipiaoliang。taweiweicezhetou，zhengduiqizhongyigechuanhongqunzidenvhaishuozheshenme，

doudeneinvhaiyanzuixiaoqilai，yanshenliangliangdikanzheta。wodeshouzhiyixiaziqiajinlezhangxin。meiguanxi，linshu，

biexiaxiang。yexushikehuni？gongsiyingchouyehenzhengchang。wopinminggaosuziji。ranhou，

wokandaozhouyuanjiqizirandishenchushou，bangneigehongqunzinvhaibayilvtoufaliaodaoerhou。dongzuoqinniyoushulian。

wodexueyixiazilianglebanjie。lingyigeduanfanvhaixiaozhechuileyixiatadejianbang，tashunshizhuazhutadeshouwan，

xiaozhehuanglehuangcaisongkai。disangechuanzhebaiselianyiqundenvhaizhanzaishaowaiceyidian，zhouyuanyemeilengluota，

huitougentashuolejushenme，baiqunzinvhaiyexiaoleqilai。tamenzhanzailubianyoushuoxiaolejiju，

zhouyuannachushouji，neisangenvhaidoucouguoqukan，jihuweichengleyigequan，bataquanzaizhongjian。tataiqitou，

muguangsaoguojiemian，sihuyouneimelingdianyimiao，lveguowosuozaidezheishanchuanghu。wodehuxishunjianpingzhu，

xiayishidixiangsuoyixia，youqiangpozijijiangzhu。gezheyidaojie，cheliuchuansuo，tabukenengkanqingwo。

dantaqueshidunleyixia，lianshangdexiaorongsihujiangleweibuzudaodeyishun，kuaidexiangshicuojue。ranhou，

tajiqizirandidixiatou，jixugennvhaimenshuoxiao，jiezhelakailefujiashidechemen。

neigehongqunzinvhaixiaozhezuolejinqu。lingwailianggenvhaizexiaozhezouxianglubiantingzhedelingyiliangche。

zhouyuanraohuijiashizuo，fadongchezi，huirucheliu，xiaoshile。zhenggeguocheng，dagaibuchaoguowufenzhong。erwo，

xiangbeidingsizailekafeiguandeyizishang，shoujiaobingliang，hunshendexueyehaoxiangdouninggule，

ranhouyouhongdiyixiashaoqilai，shaodewoermowengwengzuoxiang。zhijianshimade，xinzangdeweizhiyichouyichoudiduntong。

yuanlai……zheijiushitalinshiyoushi。yuanlai，tatongshiyuelebuzhiwoyige。bu，

tashenzhikenenggenbenmeidasuanfuwodeyue，zhishiyong“dengwobanxiaoshi”bawoliangzaizheili，fangbiantajinxingxiayichang。

neixiewenroutitie，neixieaimeibuqingdehua，neixierangwoxintiaojiasudeshunjian……quandoushijiade？

doushikeyipiliangshengchande？zhouzhoudehuaxiangchilaideerguang，daizhejianruidehuixiang，

yixiaxiachouzaiwodelianshanghexinshang。“zhanan……”“xingxingbalinshu！”womengdizhanqilai，

zhuangdezhuozikuangdangyishengxiang，shengxiadeyidianlengkafeijianchulai，wulexuebaidezhuobu。fuwushengjingyadikanguolai。

woshenmeyegubushangle，zhuaqibao，diediezhuangzhuangdichongchulekafeiguan。waimiandekongqimenrenianchou，

woquelengdefadou。yanleihaowuyuzhaodigunchulai，huleyilian。wopinmingdica，queyuecayueduo。

jieshangxingrenlailaiwangwang，toulaigeyidemuguang，woyegubushangle。

weiqu、fennu、nankan、haiyouyizhongjudadeziwohuaiyi，xiangchaoshuiyiyangbawoyanmei。woxianggeshaziyiyang。

quanshijiedouzhidaotashigeshenmedongxi，zhiyouwo，haipengzheneidianlianjiadewenroudangbaobei，shenzhiweileta，

bawozuihaodepengyoulaheile。woyilukuhuilezuzhudegongyu，

loudaolideshengkongdengyinweiwogengyandejiaobushengmingmingmiemie。shuaishangmen，bazijirengjinshafali，yanleiliudegengxiong。

tianyijingheitoule，wuzilimeikaideng，zhiyouchuangwaiduimianlouyudedengguangtoujinlai，goulechujiajumohudelunkuo。

yipiansijili，wozhinengtingdaozijiyayibuzhude、duanduanxuxudechouqisheng。weishenme？weishenmeyaozheiyangduiwo？

wonalibuhaoma？jiuzaiwobeizheizhongqingxucheditunshi，jihuchuanbuguoqideshihou，rengzaishafajiaoluolideshouji，

turanpingmuliangleyixia。yishengqingweidezhendong。bushiweixin，bushidianhua，shiyizhongmoshengdetishiyin。

wokudetouyunyanhua，benbuxianglihui，danneiguangliangzaihunanlihenzhayan。woxizhebizi，huluanmolebalian，

mosuozhenaguoshouji。pingmushangtangzheyitiaoduanxin。meiyouhaomaxianshi。

laiyuanshiyichuanhunluande、haowuguilvdexinghaoheshuzizuhe。neirongzhiyoujianduandeyixingzi：「xiangbaofuma？

huifuyeskaiqizhananfandanxitong。」shenmewanyier？ezuoju？zhapianduanxin？

wodangshidenaozibeibeishanghefennutianmanle，jihuwufasikao。baofu？wodangranxiang！

wohenbudezhouyuanlikedaomei，likebeisuoyourenkan**mianmu，liketihuiyixiawoxianzaidetongku！danxitong？

zheizhongdongxizenmekenengcunzai。gujishisheideezuoju，huozheshenmelajiguanggao。woshouzhiyidong，

jiuxiangbatashandiao。keshi……tachuxiandetaiqiaole。qiaodexiangshizaiwozuijuewangdeshihou，

diguolaideyigenniuqude、sanfazhebuxiangqixidedaocao。guishishenchadi，woneibeiyanleipaodefazhangdezhijian，

xuanzailepingmushangfang。naoziliyoulianggeshengyinzaidajia。yigezaijianjiao：linshuniqingxingdian！zheidoushijiade！

lingyigequezaifengkuangguhuo：wanyishizhendeni？wanyini？nibuxiangkankanma？nibuxiangrangtafuchudaijiama？

zhouyuanduizheneisangenvhaixiaodeyangziyoufuxianzaiyanqian，neibadundaoziyoukaishizaiwoxinlijiaodong。

tongdewoshiqulelizhi。wosisidingzheneixingzi，yachiyongliyaozhuxiachun，jihuchangdaoleyidiantiexiuwei。ranhou，

woyongfadoudeshouzhi，yigezimuyigezimudi，qiaoxiale：「yes」jihuzaiwoanxiafasongjiandexiayimiao，

shoujipingmumengdiheilexiaqu。wolengleyixia，xiayishidianleandianyuanjian。meifanying。sijile？

zhengdangwoxiangzheshibushiyaoqiangzhizhongqideshihou，qiheidepingmuzhongyang，

huanhuanfuxianchuyigejiandande、youxiantiaogouchengdetubiao，xiangshiyigebeiniuqulededanhuang，

huozheyigeqitedefandanjiantou，sanfazheyizhongjiweiruode、jihunanyichajuedeanhongseguangmang。

tazhichuxianledayuesanmiao，jiuwushengwuxidixiaoshile。shoujipingmuhuifuzhengchang，

yijiushineitiaoqiguaideduanxinjiemian，fangfogangcaideyiqiezhishiwodehuanjue。wuziliyijiusiji。

chuangwaichengshidenihongguangwushengshanshuo。shenmeyemeiyoufasheng。wotanhuishafali，

yizhongjudade、nanyiyanyudehuangmiuganheziwoyanqiganyongleshanglai。linshu，nizhenshikushale，

zheizhonglipudedongxiniyexin？nijuranzhendequhuifuyitiaomomingqimiaodeduanxin？wocheguotanzimengzhutou，

zaijinpilijinhefanjiangdaohaidenanshouzhong，hunhunchenchendishuileguoqu。diertianwoshibeishoujichaoxingde。

yanjingzhongdexianghetao，toutongyulie。moguoshoujiyikan，shigongsidetongshixiaoyu。

“wei……”wodeshengyinshayadelihai。“linshu！wakao，nicaizenmezhe！

”xiaoyudeshengyintingqilaixingfenyoubagua，wanquanmeizaiyiwodezhuangtai，“chudashile！shejibuneigezhouyuan！

”wodexinmengdiyijiu，mingzixiangzhenyiyangzhalewoyixia。“……tazenmele？”“fanchele！daqingzaode，

jiuzaibangongshili！”xiaoyuyadileshengyin，danyusujikuai，

“jiuneigegebixingzhengbuyizhigentameilaiyanqudezhaorui，nizhidaoba？gangcaizhijiechongjinshejibubangongqu，

dangzhesuoyourendemian，bayibeimeihewandenaichazhijiepotalianshangle！”woshunjianqingxingle，

mengdicongshafashangzuoqilai：“shenme？！weishenme？”“matashipianzi！haiwang！shuotabaliaosaodangjiyouni！

haitidaolehaoxiangbuzhitayige，haiyoubieren……jutimeitingtaiqing，fanzhengmadekenantingle！

zhouyuanneizhangliana，lvdeyo！xingzhengzongjiandoujingdongle！”wowozheshouji，xinzangpengpengzhitiao，

yigeziyeshuobuchulai。xiaoyuhaizaineibianzezejingtan：“zhenmeikanchulaia，zhouyuanpingshirenmogouyangde，

juranwanzheimedafanchele……ei，linshu？nizaitingma？

nizhiqianbushihai……”“wozaiting……”**babadiyingleyisheng，naozililuanchengyituanma，

“neige……woxianshoushiyixia，zhunbeishangbanle，huitoushuo。”wocongconggualedianhua，zuozaishafashang，

falehenjiudedai。naicha？polian？gongkainuma？zhei……zheifuhezhouyuanyiguanjinshendefenggema？

zhaoruiwoyezhidao，xinggeshiyoudianzhi，danyebuzhiyuzheimechongdongba？

nandao……neigehuangmiudeduanxinturanshanguowodenaohai。bu，bukeneng。kendingshiqiaohe。shitazijiwantuole。

woxinshenbuningdixishu、huanyifu、huazhuanggaizhuzhongyanpao，jiditiequgongsi。yilushang，

ganjuesuoyourendouzaiqieqiesiyu，muguangsihuzongyouyiwuyidisaoguowo。yidaogongwei，qifenjiugengmingxianle。

pingshizheigediandajiahaizaichizaocanxianliao，jintianquemimanzheyizhongguiyideanjinghexingfen。

jigetongshijuzaiyiqixiaoshengshuozheshenme，yikandaowo，likesankai，yanshenduoshan。xiaoyulikecouguolai，

yougenwobuchonglebushaoxijie。“……tingshuozhaoruizuotianbanyehaoxiangshoudaoleshenmenimingyoujian，

limianquanshizhouyuangenbutongnvrendeliaotianjilujietu，shijianxiandoushizhongdiede！buzhita，

haoxianghaiyoubierenyeshoudaole！wodetian，zheishibeisheijizhengleba？”nimingyoujian？wodexinyouloutiaoleyipai。

shouzhiwuyishidiquansuoqilai。yizhengtian，zhouyuandoumeichuxianzaibangongqu。jushuoqingjiale。xiawudeshihou，

lingyigechuanyanqiaoqiaoliuchuankailai。genzhouyuanguanxiaimeidelingyigenvhai，haoxiangshihezuogongsideshixisheng，

yuanbenduitasixintadi，shenzhibangtaqianguoxiandaguoqiao，jintianzhijieyigedianhuadadaotadezhishulingdaoneili，

kusutapianganqing，haianshitazhiqiantongguotanadaodemougexiangmuxinxikenenglailubuzheng。

lingdaodeliandangchangjiuheile。kuaixiabanshi，woyoutingdaoxiaoxi，

neigehongqunzinvhai——houlaiwozhidaoneishigebigongsideqiantai，

zhouyuanliaoletahenjiucaizuowandiyiciyuechuqu——jintianzhijiezhaodaogongsilouxiaqiantai，

batazhiqiansongdesuoyouliwu（jushuodoushixiebuzhiqiandexiaowanyier）yongyigezhixiangzizhuangzhe，zhijietuilehuilai，

haidashengshuota“koumenqiongsuanhaixuerenwanjiaotajitiaochuan”。zhouyuandemingsheng，yitianzhinei，choubukewen。

wozuozaidiannaoqian，duizhepingmu，yigezidoukanbujinqu。houbeiyizhenzhenfaliang。yicishiqiaohe，liangcishiyiwai，

sanci……sici……neitiaoduanxin，neigeguiyidetubiao，zaiwonaoziliyuelaiyueqingxi。wanshang，

wobazijiguanzaifangjianli，youyicinachushouji，fandaoneitiaoduanxin。tayijiujingjingditangzaineili，laiyuanguiyi，

neirongjingren。wozhandouzheshouzhi，shizhehuifuleyitiao：「shinizuodema？」meiyouhuiying。jifenzhonghou，

pingmuyouzijiliangleyixia。yitiaoxinde、laiziluanmadeduanxindanlechulai：「fandanjindu：35%。

qingweishehuixingsiwang。chixujinxingzhong。」binglengdewenzi，meiyourenheqingxu。

querangwohunshendehanmaodoushuleqilai。shizhende。neigexitong……shizhendecunzaide。

tazhengzaizhixingsuoweide“baofu”。zuichudekuaiyizhihou，yizhongnanyixingrongdekongjugan，

xiximimidipashanglewodejizhui。

wohaoxiang……fangchulemougewozijiwanquanwufalijie、yewufakongzhidedongxi。jiexialaidejitian，

shitaiyiyizhongjinhumohuandesudufazhan。zhouyuanshituwanhuijumian。tahuilaishangbanle，chuanzheyijiudeti，

danmeiyujiandaizheyanbuzhudeqiaocuiheyinyu。tashituxiangyiqianyiyang，duitongshiluchuwenhedexiaorong，

dansuoyourendoubikaitademuguang，huozhefuyandidiantou。tachenglegongsiliyigeyidongdegangayuanhexiaohua。

tafuzedeyigezhongyaokehu，neiweisishiduosuiyizhihenxinshangtadenvfuzeren，

turanhaowuzhengzhaoditichuzhongzhihezuo。chuanyanshuo，

duifangshoudaoleyifenguanyuzhouyuansishenghuohunluande“nimingtixing”，

bingrenwei“daodecunzaixiacideyuangongwufabaozhengxiangmuxinyu”。tashiquleyigedadan。jiangjinpaotang，

shangsikantadeyanshenchedilengle。zheihaimeiwan。tadaxueshideyixieheilishi——ruhediaozhedangshidenvpengyou，

tongshijieshouxuemeideguizhongliwu，zuihouliangbiandoushuaidiao——buzhidaobeisheiwalechulai，